Thinking back then, Li Feng, who had quit milk and sewed his open crotch pants, although his pace was still a little unsteady when he walked, he always loved wrestling, and he still hit the ground with his face first....
But this does not prevent him from having a chivalrous heart that longs to be chivalrous and sweep away the injustices in the world.In order to broaden his horizons about the world of martial arts, Li Feng not only reads martial arts villain books, but also likes to watch various martial arts TV, such as "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" and so on.Especially in the summer and summer vacations, Li Feng holds the rice bowl on time every time he eats, sits on the small bench in front of the black and white TV with his pouting buttocks, and carefully watches all kinds of martial arts TV programs.Not to mention, although Li Feng didn't know the essentials of martial arts during his performance, his expression was still in place, especially a hateful expression, which scared the mosquitoes and flies around him for a while, how far away from Li Feng was, for fear of accidentally being infected by this freshly baked mentally retarded hero, or slapping him to death on the small bench.It's a pity that Li Feng's performances of the essence of martial arts that he thinks he has are deep usually end with the blossoming of the buttocks.It's not that Li Feng practiced the Seven Injuries Boxing when he first injured himself and hurt others, but that Li Feng, who was watching TV together on the side, couldn't stand the noisy Li Feng, and decided to demonstrate the martial arts of both male and female, and by the way, Li Feng's ass was used as an imaginary enemy, after all, there were not many ways to treat bear children in the early years, and it is recognized that the fastest way to achieve the effect is to beat, beat hard, and treat the child as a pick-up.When he grew up, Li Feng understood that the covetous internal skills on TV were all deceptive, and they were purely fantasies.After being sad for a while, Li Feng shifted his attention to kung fu such as 'Foshan Shadowless Feet', after all, this thing knows at a glance that there is no need for internal strength, as long as there is perseverance and perseverance, you can practice the ability to fly the eaves and walk the wall, which also causes Li Feng, who thinks he has perseverance, to either kick or kick towards his own door every day.Seeing that Li Feng was about to practice to the point where he could kick the door 4 times in a row, indicating that the shadowless feet were about to be refined, Li Feng, who disliked Li Feng for being too noisy, personally demonstrated what the 'Daddy Leg Method' was, and kicked Li Feng on the spot and hugged his head.If it weren't for Li Feng's mother who hurriedly rescued Li Feng after hearing the screams, it is estimated that Li Feng would have fed hundreds of cattle and sheep in the grave grass now.Later, as Li Feng grew up and became sensible, he understood that movies were just movies, even if someone in reality could kick out the 'shadowless feet'?
Anyway, he didn't have the opportunity to meet these talented people in his life.As I said, what can I do in a society with good law and order after practicing martial arts for half a lifetime?
Even if you catch the thief and make a point, it is not good, after all, it is a normal move to insert the eyes and cut the body in kung fu, and the thief can be scrapped if you are not careful, and the thief is also a person who is hated by people, and he is a citizen of the country before he is deprived of political rights, as long as you make an adult, the thief can not only let the police uncle lock up your little black house, but also sue you until you go bankrupt.As an aside, kung fu is a killing technique, and it is very rare to really achieve the effect of self-cultivation, even if the old lady and grandfather in the park practice Tai Chi, what is the left palm and right hand hook, what is the right hand 'hook' for?
It's not about pecking joints and eyeballs yet.What really makes people healthy is exercise, the effect of practicing Tai Chi and dancing radio gymnastics every day is actually not much different, I don't believe you can check those kung fu masters on the Internet, don't look at people's fists can kill people with a punch, but see how long people can live?
Needless to say, how many people live to be 100 years old?
Finally, and most importantly, when he grew up, Li Feng felt that a certain proverb was too good - 'martial arts are high, and one shot will knock you down'.Why do you study martial arts in a peaceful society?
Aren't you tired of panicking?
Over time, Li Feng, who was afraid of hardship, also let go of the idea of practicing martial arts into a hero in his heart.Who would have thought that God didn't know if he was blind or dozed off, and gave Li Feng a second life, and it was a life that started with a transcendent world.Now, although Li Feng does not have the internal strength to fly with the sword, nor does he have the ability to fly the eaves and walk the wall, but he can magic, as soon as the shield is opened, it is trivial to directly ignore the guns and guns, and after the portal is opened, he instantly crosses the opposite side of the earth, and no high-speed rail plane can compare to it, but the passport problem is a little more difficult.can even beat the legendary devil to his knees and call grandpa with a wave of his hand, which can be regarded as satisfying Li Feng's small wish to sweep away the injustices in the world when he was a child in his previous life.Finally, and most importantly, Li Feng's lifespan is no longer only a hundred years, and even if he is lucky, he will add a little hard work, and it is not a problem to live until he is old, and he can really live for a long time.originally had such an ability to reach the sky, Li Feng's heart had already swelled to the point that he didn't know where it was, and it was normal to do something to show off in front of the world.It's a pity that there are too many people in the Marvel world who can limit Li Feng's desire to show off.Thor and the other gods who don't know how much combat power they don't have to say, anyway, at present, they are beating Li Feng without pressure.In addition, it is also what makes Li Feng the most depressed, there are humans on the earth who can easily rub him on the ground, or after rubbing, Li Feng has to lick his face and apologize to others, and he will not give up if he can't get forgiveness from the other party.I can't afford to mess with it.So all along, although Li Feng thinks that he has a little strength and is considered tall among mortals, in terms of behavior, he is still a good person who abides by the law.Didn't you see who else he killed in the Marvel world besides hating killing with his own hands?
The group of soldiers who were killed by the bullets fired from the barrel of their guns shouldn't be killed by Li Feng himself, right?
It's different in other worlds, especially those worlds where there is no threat, and Li Feng, the second eldest of the heavens and the earth, is ranked third, and Li Feng is not allowed to indulge?
For example, those good things that are favored by Li Feng are usually obtained either by grabbing or killing until the other party hands them over.Of course, killing and killing, years of compulsory education still made Li Feng not become a bloodthirsty demon, and the bottom line in his heart has always suppressed the violence that he wanted to vent unscrupulously.Like this time in the world of 'Strange Heroes in Disguise', Li Feng, who had been aggrieved for too long, subconsciously let go of his desires, such as robbing banks and kidnapping talents, and directly using force without saying anything, or doing it when he thought about it, without considering the consequences of the situation at all, anyway, in his eyes, he didn't kill anyone, he got by on conscience, and he was not afraid of anyone except Loki and Odin.It's a pity that Li Feng forgot a little, what to say about emotions or desires, sometimes the more suppressed it is in the later stage, the more mellow and fragrant it is, and once it erupts, it is as fierce as a flash flood or a mudslide.In particular, his way of practicing is still the Oriental exercises, but whenever it is related to the Oriental practice exercises, the inner demons are a hurdle that cannot be bypassed, and the generation of inner demons is inextricably linked to the heart.The 'Loki Mask' that can read his heart really can't read Li Feng's heart for a short time, but it can't stand him wearing it every night, and he can't understand it.In addition, the support surface has all kinds of magical powers, but it is divine power, except that the total amount of this thing is not comparable to Li Feng's existing total mana, but the quality does not know how many streets away the mana.And in 'Disguised Monster 2 Mask Child', the male protagonist is wearing a mask and doing shameful things with his wife, and in the end, there are 3 special green tadpoles in the small tadpoles that are launched into his wife's body, and the child who is finally born is born with various extraordinary abilities.This shows that remember to wear a ...... when you don't want children AhhTherefore, once Li Feng wears the mask for a long time, coupled with the mask's ability to subtly change genes and personality, this is destined for Li Feng to be read by the mask into his heart, and by the way, the demons in his heart are amplified.Li Feng didn't know anything about this, and every time he used the mask, he would subconsciously suppress the emotions or demons in his heart that had been suppressed to the limit, even though Kreacher repeatedly reminded Li Feng that the scarlet meaning in his eyes had become stronger and stronger.It's a pity that Kreacher's loyalty not only failed to remind Li Feng, but instead made him feel good about himself, and he began to punch and kick Kreacher to show that Kreacher shut up and don't make blind comparisons all day long. ......Half a year later, I studied for more than half a year with three nuclear physicists who had become accustomed to living day and night upside down, and had properly evolved into nocturnal creatures.Li Feng was wearing a Loki mask, standing on the roof of the hotel with scarlet eyes that everyone could see, and his hands were held up in high spirits.As a sesame-sized point of light turned into the size of a football in a few seconds, Li Feng struggled to maintain the spell while happily feeling the blazing fireball emitting from his palm.It's not easy.....
After many years, the nuclear reaction fireball that I think about every day has finally come out......
Before Li Feng finished sighing, Li Feng, who felt that the fireball was becoming more and more unstable and uncontrollable, stiffened on his face, and he didn't want to shoot the nuclear reaction fireball into the distance.Taking advantage of the fact that the fireball had not exploded in the middle of the flight, Li Feng quickly wrapped himself and Kreacher in mirror space with an expression of regret that he had not concentrated and let the fireball get out of control, and then watched the nuclear reaction fireball explode in the distance with a happy expression.It was only as a mushroom cloud rose on the ground that Li Feng's expression of joy gradually stiffened, especially when he saw the pedestrians in the distance who were instantly reduced to ashes in the explosion and the melted buildings collapsing.Perhaps it was the act of successfully rubbing out the fireball of the nuclear reaction that made Li Feng's suppressed desire vent a little, and Li Feng, whose mind had regained a little clarity, instantly picked it up and said: "This is .....
What did I do?
”At this time, although Kreacher knew that he was very safe hiding in the mirror space, a hellish sea of fire in the distance still made him droop his head, and said in a frightened tone: "Yes, boss, Kreacher watched you release the spell with his own eyes. ”The Traveling Mage in Marvel