Thor, the god of thunder, is also nicknamed the god of hammers, which shows how much Thor loves hammers.Not long ago, Thor had no idea what had happened to him, and his own father forcibly confiscated his beloved hammer without caring for the face of the hammer god.A hammer god without a hammer, is that still a good hammer god?
Odin's actions immediately made Thor angry with a handful of tears and snot.However, seeing that the hammer god didn't realize the mistake he had made, his father simply didn't do anything, and it didn't count as confiscating the hammer, but he inexplicably deprived him of his divine power and expelled him from the divine domain.You said this is a trouble, are you still my own father?
....Now, with all his struggles, Thor sees that he is going to pick up the hammer and re-ascend the throne of the hammer god, and then go back to Asgard and his own father to theorize: what did he do wrong....
It's a pity, the idea is good, but the reality is cruel.No matter how much Thor confesses his love to Hammer, Hammer firmly says, 'You're not my Hammer brother, please fuck off'.At this time, Thor said that he was a little stimulated, and his beloved hammer would actually refuse to accept him?!
What's the difference between watching your lover throw herself into the arms of someone else?
Thor, who felt that he was out of love, looked up to the sky and roared a few times in confusion, and sat down next to Mjörnir like a chicken.On the side, Coulson saw that Thor couldn't hold Mjolnir, so he walked to Li Feng's side suspiciously, and whispered in Li Feng's ear while looking at Thor: "Austin, are you sure this is Thor?"
How do I look like a lovelorn youth?
”"I suddenly discovered," Li Feng turned his head to look at Coulson, and said: "You summarized it very well, aren't people just out of love, Hammer Meimei, who has been in love for thousands of years, suddenly said to break up, if it were you, maybe the degree of gaffe would not be as good as others." ”Hammer cuties?
....Lao Tzu has no fetishes....
Collecting antiques shouldn't be considered a fetish, right.....
Coulson rolled his eyes vaguely, waved at the agent in the distance, and motioned to hurry up and bring an umbrella, didn't you see the prince of Asgard in the rain?
Really, I don't have any eyesight.At this time, Thor was like a soul patient, allowing the agent to carry an umbrella and help him into the room that had been prepared long ago.Li Feng just wanted to follow Thor when Coulson's voice came from behind him."
Austin, do you know Asgard?"
Coulson was actually a little worried, but Thor didn't say a word after entering the base, at most he roared a few times into the sky.This made Coulson unclear except that Thor was not dumb, and if he communicated with Thor, as a result, the Asgardian dialect would burst out as soon as the other party spoke, and he couldn't understand it."
You think too much, people play English better than you," Li Feng pursed the corners of his lips and said enviously: "This eldest brother has a lifespan of 5,000 years, 5,000 years, how long can he live.....
With such a long lifespan, Thor can't just drink and eat meat every day except fighting, people will use their spare time to learn, not to mention the little earth language, even the remote tree man language, 'Groot'. ”"Treants?"
Coulson was stunned for a moment, and then thought that although Kreacher looked strange, the other party's race was divided into elves, although Kreacher's appearance was not related to the handsome elves in his impression.But the elves are all out, what's wrong with the tree people in the world?
Isn't that normal, maybe one day you'll see a dwarf who is only waist-high?
Now that he knew he could communicate with Thor, Coulson walked briskly into Thor's room.Shake it off when it's finished....
Okay you Coulson, I misread you....
Between the bells, Li Feng followed Coulson into the room.In order to welcome the alien prince, Coulson put a lot of effort into setting up the room for the reception, not to mention the silk bed, and even the table in the room with fresh apples.Looking at the remaining water droplets on the outside of the apple, it is estimated that it was brought by the agent who had just washed it a second ago.Li Feng glanced at the head of the bed and sat at the head of the bed, Thor, who was still stuck in the pain of falling out of love, walked straight to the dining table, picked up the apple and started to nibble.On the side, Coulson looked at Li Feng helplessly, moved a chair to the opposite side of Thor, and said with a gentle smile: "Hello, Thor Odinson, I'm Phil Coulson, an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., and welcome you to Earth." ”The blind-eyed Thor looked up at Coulson: "Mortal?
.....The arrogant Thor directly ignored Coulson, turned his head to look at Li Feng, and asked, "Who are you?"
”After a pause, Thor seemed to think of something, suddenly got up and walked in front of Li Feng, and asked, "Did you do something to Mjörnir so that I couldn't pick it up?"
”Li Feng, who was happily gnawing on the apple, was frightened by Thor's words and coughed again and again: Even if Lao Tzu has the ability to seal Mjournier, he doesn't dare to do it, really when your father can't see everything that happens on the earth.....
Before, it was only known that Thor only liked to talk with a hammer, but now .....
I suddenly wonder if Odin sealed your brain when he sealed you....."
Do you think I have what it takes to do something to Mjölnir?"
Li Feng spread his hands in a resentful tone and said, "It's completely impossible." ”In fact, Thor felt a little stupid when he opened his mouth to ask, the other party was just a mage of the earth, and he didn't need to look closely to know that the other party's strength was not even as good as his own, let alone doing something on Mjörnir.Although Coulson guessed that Thor was reluctant to talk to him, since the other party had spoken, he had to ask something, otherwise he really couldn't explain to Fury.After thinking about it, Coulson felt that it was better to go straight to the point and get straight to the point."
Mr.
Thor-Odinson, may I ask what purpose you came to Earth?"
Why come to Earth?
....Thor sighed devaitfully, ignoring Coulson, who had poured salt on his wounds, and looked at the room, which was not bad, and suddenly came to his mind: Unfortunately, there is no wine, and spirits and broken love are the perfect match.....
Seeing this, Coulson looked helplessly at Li Feng, who was still eating apples, and before he could ask for help, the mobile phone in his pocket suddenly rang.After glancing at the caller ID, Coulson hurried out of the room.When Coulson's hand sounded, Li Feng sensed that someone was casting a spell on him, as if he wanted to confuse his consciousness.Needless to say, this cliff is Loki's bear child who is causing trouble.It's a pity that Li Feng, who is at the full level of Occlumency, directly ignored Loki's magic, but Li Feng, who felt that he had no chance of winning in the face of Loki, thought about it sideways, picked up an apple from the dining table and threw it to Thor, and said as he walked to the door: "Your current strength has been sealed, but there is no divine power to maintain the energy needed for your body, you better eat something." ”Walking to the door of the room, at the moment when Li Feng closed the door casually, Li Feng, who had opened the magic eye, turned his head to look at Loki who suddenly appeared in the room, and smiled mysteriously before closing the door.Originally, the mana fluctuations on Li Feng's body had already made Loki understand that the other party was a mage, but Loki thought that the other party had been exiled to the earth to eat, presumably this mage's strength was limited.As for the mages on the earth, I'm sorry, it's not that Loki looks down on the earth, but he doesn't believe that there are mages on the earth at all, anyway, he has grown so big, he has never heard of the existence of mages on the earth with backward technology.It's just that....
The smile left by Li Feng before leaving gave Loki the illusion that he was being seen through.After thinking about it, Loki appeared in front of Thor, looked at the door and asked, "Dear big brother, who is that mage?"
”"Loki?"
Thor glanced at the direction of the door, shook his head to show that he didn't know who Li Feng was, and asked curiously, "You came here like this?"
Are the Jotunians going to attack the Divine Domain?
Let me go back to the Divine Domain, and I will explain to my father in person...."
Before Thor finished speaking, Loki, the master of liars, put on a sad expression and said, "My father is dead. ”Hearing Loki's words, Thor's mind was a little confused, what do you mean?
You don't play cards according to the routine, I just came out of 3, and you're going to blow up the king...
No, one second they were talking about the Jotuns, and the next second they said that their father was dead...
The turning point was too great, and Thor said that his old waist could not bear it.Subsequently, Loki began to talk about it, one time he lied to the Toljodons that he wanted to attack Asgard, and the other time he said that Odin was too old to stand the stimulation, so he had a heart attack or something, and he ended up with his life anyway.The so-called country cannot be left without an owner for a day, and Thor should have inherited the throne, but the eldest prince was not in Asgard at this time, and the throne was naturally inherited by him.In order to make Thor die and fight for the throne with him, Loki told a lie without blinking an eye, and told Thor clearly: The condition of the Jotun's withdrawal is that you be permanently expelled, and your own mother agrees to do so.....
Anyway, there is only one purpose in Loki's words, for the sake of peace, you should honestly mess around on the earth, and go back to Asgard to cause chaos.This is the simplicity of Thor, who not only believed Loki's words, but also said 'thank you' to Loki who came to deliver the news at the risk.On the other side, after Li Feng came out of Thor's room, he subconsciously looked for Coulson.He remembered that Coulson had fallen for Loki's control spell before, which made him a little worried, what if Loki's magic clashed with his control seed and Coulson was out of control?
Li Feng said that the loss was a bit big.After a while, Li Feng found Coulson who was standing in a no-man's corner and making a call.It's just that Coulson put his phone to his ear, and he looked like he was chatting happily, which made him a little puzzled.The phone ringing is obviously Loki's fault, who is Coulson talking to now.....
It wasn't until Li Feng walked into Coulson that he knew: It's a fart....
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There's only a busy sound on Termo Coulson's phone....
Are you talking to a ghost who lives on the phone?
......didn't say anything, Li Feng unlocked Coulson's magic in two or three.Coulson, who recalled that he had been talking nonsense with busy Yin for a long time, looked at the phone in his hand with a confused face, and then looked at Li Feng on the side, and asked in confusion: "What am I....
What's wrong?
”Li Feng shrugged his shoulders, pointed in Thor's direction, and said, "Thor's younger brother Loki came just now, and you were controlled by Loki. ”"Why didn't you say it earlier," Coulson pulled Li Feng and ran to Thor's room as he spoke.Li Feng said unhurriedly: "Say it earlier?
And then what?
Loki here?
I'm no match for him. ”The Traveling Mage in Marvel