Li Feng took the two of them back to their home by the lake, licked the corners of his mouth that felt thirsty, and shouted, "Kreacher, bring me 3 beers," after a pause, Li Feng turned his head to Natasha and asked, "Can you drink now?"
”Natasha shrugged her shoulders, rolled her eyes, crossed her hands on her waist, embroidered her figure and smiled: "What, you plan to get me drunk and implement your inner dirty thoughts?"
”Li Feng rolled his eyes: "What, scared?"
Since I'm afraid, I go home to my mother, and besides, a girl's house, what's the matter with staying at a man's house overnight. ”"Men?"
Natasha looked Li Feng up and down with disdain, and said, "But as far as I know, you haven't looked for a female partner for several years, are you sure you're still a man." ”It was a matter of whether he was a man or not, Li Feng rolled up his sleeves and shouted: "What, you want to know how man I am, do you want to try it later." ”Natasha glanced at Li Feng with contempt, and the meaning in her eyes was self-evident: Try it, who is afraid of whom.....
On the side, Banner looked at the two speechlessly, shook his head helplessly, walked quickly to Kreacher, and smiled gently: "Kreacher, I'm bothering you again." ”Kreacher, who was holding a beer, looked up at Banner in front of him, facing the guest who had helped Li Feng study, Kreacher grinned and smiled happily: "It's Mr.
Banner, Kreacher welcomes Mr.
Banner." ”As he spoke, Kreacher handed Banner a large glass of beer, bowed over to Banner to apologize, and then walked towards Li Feng with a wine glass.Natasha took the glass, half-crouched curiously and looked at Kreacher, and asked, "Are you the elf-Kreacher?"
”"Or else?
Kreacher is genetically mutated in a human child?
”Li Feng took a sip of beer and said, "Kreacher, prepare some food, I'm going to get someone drunk tonight...
Hey. ”Kreacher glanced at Li Feng with a lewd face, compared to others, Kreacher knew Li Feng's personality better, and at the same time knew what Li Feng wanted most.In Kreacher's eyes, women may be the creatures Li Feng needs the least at the moment.After roughly guessing that his boss was simply trying to get the lady in front of him drunk and not let her board the RV, Kreacher looked at Natasha with a little disgust, turned around and disappeared in front of Natasha's eyes.Natasha, as a veteran spy, could see the disgust in Kreacher's eyes at a glance, which made her a little puzzled.Natasha, who couldn't guess Kreacher's inner thoughts, frowned and asked, "Austen, Kreacher doesn't seem to like me." ”Regarding Kreacher's performance, Li Feng said that he understood, but he didn't have the heart to explain anything to Natasha, and said casually: "Maybe Kreacher sees that I am interested in you, and I am afraid that you will rob him of his position in my heart, so I don't like you."
After speaking, Li Feng stopped talking to Natasha, beckoned to Banner, and motioned to the recliner by the lake, waiting for Kreacher's food to come out.On the recliner, Banner looked at the sparkling lake, and Li Feng, who could subdue Hulk on the side, which made him feel a lot more comfortable.Banner took a sip of his beer and said apologetically, "Austin, I'm sorry I didn't say a word to you and left." ”Li Feng waved his hand indifferently: "It's okay, I know you left because you were worried that Ross would make trouble for me," After a pause, Li Feng looked sideways at Banner and said, "But are you underestimating me too much, just because Ross is not capable of dealing with me." ”Seeing Li Feng's posture of not taking Ross in his eyes at all, recalling that he couldn't eat enough and dress warmly during this time, and he had to keep one eye open when he slept, he took a deep breath and said, "Maybe Ross can't do anything about you, but it's okay to cause you some trouble." ”When it came to 'little trouble', Banner remembered something, glanced at Natasha, who was in the audience on the side, looked at Li Feng and asked in a low voice: "When I left before I finished teaching, did you encounter any trouble?"
”Li Feng couldn't help but laugh a few times, rubbed his hands and said excitedly: "There is trouble, but in the end I still finished it." ”Banner widened his eyes and swallowed in fright, asking, "You succeeded?"
”Madan, that's a nuclear reaction fireball....
Seeing Li Feng nodding affirmatively, Banner felt that the trouble caused by the Hulk was actually nothing.Hulk shook his shoulders and took a long time to demolish it and then stepped on half a street, Li Feng, the damage caused by a fireball is more than ten times that of Hulk, which makes Hulk who makes a living from professional demolition, how can he open?
Especially considering that Li Feng can open the portal and run around the earth while casually rubbing out fireballs and throwing them around, that speed, that efficiency, I don't know how many streets to throw the Hulk.Hulk's demolition captain name, isn't it time to hand it over to Austin....
On the other side, Natasha, who still wanted to inquire about some news, saw that the two were chatting energetically, but she didn't understand a word, so she couldn't help but interject and ask: "Gentlemen, can you consider the feelings of women?"
Trouble can anyone tell me what succeeded?
”Banner glanced at Li Feng, he didn't know what to say about this, S.H.I.E.L.D. is a law enforcement department with a business license, who knows what they will do with Li Feng.Li Feng himself didn't care about this, plus he still remembered that Hydra had troubled him before, so the New York battlefield was not only defending the earth, but also a stage for Li Feng to show his strength from the side and warn various forces to 'don't mess with me'.Maybe then we will have to rub a nuclear reaction fireball to deter the Quartet....
Shrugging his shoulders, Li Feng looked at Natasha with a smile and said, "I asked Banner to teach nuclear physics, although there was a little episode in the middle, but in the end...
I can rub the nuclear reaction fireball with my hand," after a pause, Li Feng had a proud expression, but his tone was embarrassed: "It's just that the current fireball is equivalent to a tiny nuclear bomb, and you are admiring me when I work hard to make a fireball and level the world." ”"Nuclear bombs?"
Li Feng's words frightened Natasha, and subconsciously sat up straight from the recliner, staring at his eyes incredulously: "Can you release nuclear weapons at will?"
”Banner nodded bitterly, to be honest, he now doesn't know if he did something wrong to teach Li Feng nuclear physics, but the wood is already in the boat, what can he do?
After saying that, the world is so big, and he is not the only one who understands nuclear physics, Li Feng really wants to learn to rub nuclear bombs by hand, and there is a way.He doesn't teach, and some people come to serve Li Feng, after all, the name of the mage is still very useful.Natasha rubbed her swollen forehead, got up and spun around in place a few times: "Austin, you are breaking the law, no matter which country does not allow anyone to possess nuclear weapons privately." ”Li Feng pursed his lips, turned his head to look at Banner, and asked, "Do you know that in the weapons convention, there is a clear provision that individuals are not allowed to play with nuclear bombs with their bare hands?"
”Banner rolled his eyes, is this talking about human words?
Which country is full of eggs and hurts, and the law stipulates that it is not allowed to rub nuclear bombs with their hands, and why is it especially rubbing and playing?
It's a shame that you think about it.With helplessness, Banner shook his head speechlessly and said, "There are laws that prohibit individuals from holding nuclear bombs, but it prohibits others from rubbing nuclear bombs..." ”As soon as Banner's words fell, Li Feng smiled and said to Natasha: "You said I broke the law, please tell me that I violated that rule?"
Which law?
”Natasha's face froze, she really couldn't answer this question, you said that Li Feng had nuclear weapons, the problem was that you dismantled the home of this goods into parts, not to mention finding nuclear bombs, it is estimated that you can't even find nuclear weapons materials.If you want to say that there are no nuclear weapons, you can rub one and show it to you.Natasha, who felt that she couldn't help it, took out her mobile phone from her pocket, pressed a few numbers as she walked to the lake, and said, "Sir, do you know that Austin can rub nuclear weapons with his hands?"
”Glancing at Li Feng, Natasha continued, "In the words of their mage, it is the spell that releases the 'Nuclear Reaction Fireball'. ”On the other end of the phone, Fury, who had just been lying on the office sofa and was about to take a nap, got up and sat up with a confused face after listening to Natasha's report.For a long time, Fury, who was frightened and sleepy, silently walked to the floor-to-ceiling window, I don't know why, he suddenly wanted to come to smoke to dispel his sorrows.When it comes to the combination of a portal and a nuclear reaction fireball, Fury thinks much further than Banner.Li Feng doesn't need to throw fireballs all over the world at all, as long as he opens the portal, he can throw the nuclear reaction fireball wherever he wants, and even as long as there is a photo, he can throw the nuclear reaction fireball to the base a few hundred meters underground, or the kind that no one will find out if he throws it under the bed, after all, the portal will not make any noise to remind people that 'I'm coming'.Who learns to rub the fireball of nuclear reaction is not good, and it has to be learned by the cunning Austin, is God asleep?
.....Rubbing his forehead, Fury, who was holding his phone, sighed and said, "Natasha, watch Austin, I'll let the plane pick you up early tomorrow morning," after a pause, Fury added: "The previous mission is invalid." ”After saying that, Fury put down his phone, silently walked to the desk, picked up a cigar and lit it with a match, and returned to the floor-to-ceiling window, smoking a cigarette.On the other side, Natasha, who ended the call, returned to the recliner with an expressionless face: "Fury will send someone to borrow us tomorrow morning, don't drink too much and delay tomorrow's trip." ”After speaking, Natasha closed her eyes, looking like I want to sleep, don't disturb my posture, as for the task of thinking about talking to Li Feng in a bottle of wine before....
Didn't you hear Fury say that the mission was invalidated, and the ghost wanted to fight with the drunkard who drank beer as plain water, so that his stomach was comfortable?
Li Feng scratched his head, he didn't care much about Natasha's repentance, as long as Natasha didn't explore the magical world, he didn't bother to pay attention to what Natasha thought."
Look at someone who has escaped like this," Banner, who had experienced Li Feng's drinking, glanced at Natasha, who was pretending to be asleep, and said, "By the way, I also missed Kreacher's food." ”Li Feng raised his wine glass, saluted Banner, and said, "If someone gives up enjoying food, you can enjoy a little more food." ”"That makes sense," Banner said after also holding up his glass and saluting Li Feng.Natasha: My mother hasn't eaten any food....
Besides, I'm still worried about Barton, where will I be in the mood to enjoy food.....
Ten minutes later, Natasha skillfully used chopsticks to compete with Li Feng for the tempting fragrance of food in front of her, and she had the posture of not letting Li Feng eat a bite.The Traveling Mage in Marvel