Li Feng glanced at Evan speechlessly, patted the grass beside him, and motioned for Evan to sit down and watch the stars with him: "Boy, do you know what it means to be favored by God and show up to talk to you in person?"
”The corner of Evan's eyes twitched, he looked at himself, and then at Li Feng, who was in his early 20s, and said angrily: "How old are you, you dare to call me 'kid'." ”"Cut~" Li Feng pursed his lips disdainfully, pulled out the weeds in his mouth, shook Erlang's legs and said, "Are you sure you want to compare your age with a mage?"
”Evan was stunned: yes, I almost forgot that this was a mage, and the ghost knows that he is hundreds of years old now.....
Glancing at the grass, Evan, who was guilty of cleanliness, said that he was still half-squatting, and complained helplessly: "I also know that God has taken a fancy to me, but I can't abandon my career for the sake of the ark.....
I just moved to a new home, I haven't adapted to the new environment, and the whole family depends on me to feed them, so I can't let the children go hungry.....""
You still help me contact God, and when I complete this proposal to build the ark," as he spoke, Evan glanced at the toolbox and said, "When the time comes, I will ask only the engineering team to help build the ark....."
Before Evan's words were finished, Li Feng interrupted quietly: "Boy, what the old man said is 'you build the ark by yourself', do you think it is reasonable to ask the engineering team to help?"
.....In terms of speed, do you think the engineering team can compete with me?
I knock out a naval fleet in minutes, but do you see that I dare to use spells?
...I can't even call a servant now. ”Speaking of the servant, Evan subconsciously recalled the genetically mutated Kreacher, with a slight curiosity on his face, and was about to ask what the wizarding world was like, when he saw Li Feng get up and sit cross-legged on the grass, looking himself up and down, and asked, "You really don't understand the meaning of God letting you build the ark?"
”Evan shook his head blankly, he hadn't thought about this question, except for the 'change of the world' prompted by God that made him vaguely understand, the rest of him was still confused, especially he couldn't figure out what the connection between changing the world and building the ark was.This is completely a matter of the two associations.Unless the old man really wants to come to a flood to cleanse mankind, the world will indeed change at that time, after all, all mankind has drowned, but it will change the world.The problem was that he never believed that God would come to a great flood.Moreover, floods are not as unpredictable as natural disasters such as earthquakes, they cannot come quietly, and there will definitely be some omens, such as typhoons entering the country, continuous rainfall, snowmelt floods, and so on.But now that it is the era of science and technology, the prediction of future weather does not depend on the meeting of the Meteorological Bureau to vote by a show of hands, is it not possible for the country to detect abnormal weather?
If this is the case, why does the state invest money in the Meteorological Bureau every year?
Do you raise rice worms?
Seeing that Evan didn't know what to think with a bitter face, Li Feng patted the other party's shoulder, interrupted the other party's thoughts, and reminded: "The ark is not made by Noah, he built it with his family..." ”After speaking, Li Feng closed his eyes and looked like a 'do not disturb' send-off."
It's the first time I've heard the moral of your version," Evan smiled fakely, getting up with the papers in his hand and walking in the direction of home. .....In the early morning of the next day, Li Feng, who was still asleep, was woken up by a group of 'chirping'.Li Feng rubbed his sleepy eyes and walked out of the tent, and when he saw a flock of birds snatching his already small amount of wheat, Li Feng instantly felt awake.Wheat is his only staple food at the moment, and if it is eaten up by the birds, he will have to eat wild vegetables for the rest of his life.If you can't eat meat, forget it, if you can't even nibble on the big white steamed buns, how can you live this day?
....Thinking of this, Li Feng raised his hand and prepared to cast a spell to drive away the birds, and then thought that Li Feng, who couldn't use spells, had a bitter face, waved his arms to drive away the birds, and shouted: "Brothers, don't eat it all, you can leave some for me anyway, and make it into steamed buns in the future, I will give you some of it." ”However, the number of birds is a bit large, and Li Feng can't speak birds, no bird will take care of Li Feng at all, he should still eat and pull....
There was no way, Li Feng could only pick up the sickle and mix in the flock of birds to rescue the big white steamed buns.After finally harvesting the ripe wheat, Li Feng was already emitting a pungent stench.It can't be done, these birds have God's strong backstage, so naturally how willful they come, what is wrong with eating and pulling, who is in the way......
Looking at the bird feces on his body, Li Feng began to understand the reason why God didn't let Kreacher help wash the clothes, it turned out that he was waiting for him here....
Well, I can't do it without washing my clothes.Resisting the desire to activate the 'clean up' on the clothes, Li Feng drooped his head and was about to clean up the clothes himself, Evan in the distance, who was energetic in the distance, wore a well-fitting suit, walked towards the car with his head up, looking like a successful person driving to work.Li Feng looked up at the flock of birds in the sky, and then at the various animals that appeared in pairs around him, and silently lit a wax for Evan in his heart.This unlucky child, God has personally ordered him to concentrate on building the ark, and he dares to go out to wave at this time?
Does God not want to save face?
....Deserved to be unlucky.....
Sure enough, just as Li Feng was about to hull the wheat and grind it into flour, Evan, whose suit was stained with bird droppings, ran up to Li Feng angrily and asked angrily: "What does he want to do, why did he make me ugly on important occasions, did he want to ruin my life?"
”Li Feng glanced at Evan, and lowered his head to grind the baby wheat.He saw that these wheats were a little peculiar, and whether they needed to be dried or not was a small problem, after all, the wheat grew on the grass, and you still want to rely on science to analyze it?
This is the wheat that God planted.It is said to be peculiar because Li Feng senses that there is some kind of magic in the wheat, although it is not clear what the specific effect of these magic is, but Li Feng understands that eating these wheats has its own benefits.As for God's desire to poison him with wheat, save it, God slapped himself to death with a slap, and there is really no need to waste food.After a while, Evan saw that Li Feng ignored him, and turned around and walked in the direction of home as if he was decadent.In the next few days, Li Feng got up to the sound of birds, and then snatched the little wheat in the flock of birds, and then naturally carried water and washed his clothes.After the clothes are washed, they start preparing breakfast, which is usually a steamed bun with wild vegetables.After breakfast, Li Feng hid some of the wheat seeds and then husked the wheat with Kleeche, and the wheat was almost cleaned up at noon.After eating a meal of wild vegetable ramen or wild vegetable gnocchi, a master and a servant began to grind the wheat with a stone mill, until the sunset and the wheat milled into flour was stored aside, and Li Feng began to wrap dumplings of different shapes in the same way as Kreacher....
Food with skin and stuffing should be called dumplings, right?
It's miserable, I don't know if God saw that Li Feng had eaten big white steamed buns, or felt that he was a little annoyed by talking about eating meat all day long, and was ready to teach Li Feng a lesson, except for sending him a fish on the first day, he didn't let Li Feng see a little meat for the remaining days.However, Li Feng didn't care, because the effect of wheat containing magic power was a bit outstanding, it had only been a few days, and his original small belly was vaguely shrinking, if nothing else, after he spent 2 years in the 'Fake Heavenly God' world, he would probably have a flat belly.In addition, the purity of his own magic power has also increased, and Li Feng estimated that he would probably be able to try to practice gods at the general level when he left the world of 'Fake Heavenly Gods'.This makes the happy Li Feng hate every time he hears the sound of birds, and he can't wait to set up a machine gun on the grass to drive away the birds, if there is no such group of birds to grab wheat, he can eat more big white steamed buns every day, and he can make more progress every day, and he can increase his strength by eating and eating every day.It wasn't until a few days later that the stored wheat was enough for Li Feng and Kreacher to eat for a month, that Evan, who was wearing a shabby linen robe and a full beard, found Li Feng and said, "Mr.
Mage....""
Austen, just call me Austin," Li Feng grinned, pointing to Evan's dress and smiled happily: "Boy, were you kicked out by your daughter-in-law?"
”Saying that, Li Feng opened his arms and greeted Evan: "Welcome to the Savage Club....
Just like you, you're definitely a tribal leader. ”Evan smiled awkwardly, shook his head slightly and said, "That's the case, our family wants to invite you to dinner," After a pause, Evan looked at Kreacher who was hiding behind Li Feng, and said half-squatting: "And Kreacher." ”Hearing that Evan invited him to dinner, Li Feng's eyes lit up and he said happily: "Do you have any wine?"
It's not interesting to eat, it's good to drink, especially cold beer with peanuts, I can drink five cases. ”Evan: "......" five cases of beer?
You're a keg....
Also What do peanuts mean?
I wonder if many Americans are allergic to this thing.....
I'm saying that I'm inviting you to dinner and it's clear that I'm looking for you for something, what's the matter with drinking, how can I talk to you when I'm drunk....
Sighing, Evan folded his shoulders as if deflated, nodded and said, "Okay, I'll go buy some beer later." ”With that, Evan turned to leave.On the side, Kreacher asked curiously, "Boss, didn't you say that Mr.
Evan has a habit of cleanliness?"
Why are you still invited?
”Li Feng shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "It's not to invite me, but you....
It is estimated that Evan was annoyed by the old man, and his family was about to die, and he could only use your appearance to prove that there is magic and God in this world. ”"The invitation was nothing more than an attempt to prove to his family that he was not crazy and that he was really the one chosen by God to build the ark."
As the minutes passed, night began to fall.Li Feng knocked on Evan's door with Kreacher.Soon, Evan's wife, Joan, opened the door and looked at Li Feng with a surprised expression.Li Feng knew that the other party was surprised by his dress, but what could he do?
Living the life of a savage, you can't cast spells and you don't have money to comb your hair, and it's nice to have no birds coming out of your hair.Li Feng took out a few talismans from his shoulder bag and said, "Good evening, I'm Austin, and I've been invited by your husband to drink...
It's a little bit of a gift, I hope you like it. ”The Traveling Mage in Marvel