Walking on the empty path of the University of Greenwich, Li Feng looked up at the starry sky, and he didn't know why, looking at such a beautiful day, he suddenly wanted to show his singing voice.Scratching his head and thinking about it, Li Feng hummed softly in Chinese: "Xiao Mo Xiao Erlang ~ blowing up the school with explosives on his back ~ not afraid of the teacher beating ~ not afraid of the police arresting ....."
Thor looked at Li Feng in wonder, as he was proficient in many languages in the universe, he naturally understood Li Feng's language, but he knew and understood every word of these languages, but he didn't even know what a piece meant.For example, who is Xiao Erlang, or what the police are, Thor said that he didn't understand.On the other side, Natasha, who is only proficient in many Chinese languages on Earth, understands what Li Feng is singing, but she is also a little puzzled. ...What does it mean to blow up the school?
.....Natasha asked curiously, "Austen, do you hate going to school?"
”Li Feng lowered his mouth and said in a melancholy and deep tone: "No, I just hate college. ”Natasha frowned: What does it mean to hate college?
Could it be that Austin was bullied in college?
....There's no reason, S.H.I.E.L.D. has checked Austin's old bottom thousands of times, and I haven't found out who has bullied this thing....
Touching her chin, Natasha planned to go back and check Li Feng's school information after this incident.Poor Natasha didn't know that the Li Feng in front of her was not the Li Feng in the information at all.And the reason why Li Feng hates college has nothing to do with who bullied him, or that he has no chance to be bullied.In his previous life, Li Feng was a scumbag, and he was still a scumbag who didn't get into Pheasant University, and he didn't know what it was like to go to college.The predecessor of this life went to college, but Li Feng has no memory of his predecessor at all, and he also doesn't know how college students live on campus.Hey, it's all tears.....
Li Feng, who looked depressed, simply didn't leave, and leaned on the black cloud weakly and shouted: "Little Meimei, is S.H.I.E.L.D. in charge of food?"
I'm so thirsty and tired that I don't have the strength to beat the dark elves. ”...You're such an ancestor.....
Natasha rolled her eyes at Li Feng, picked up the phone and pressed the number, looked at Thor and the others and asked, "What do you want to eat?"
”Before Thor could answer, Li Feng shouted first, "I want two roast ducks and a case of beer." ”"No," Natasha replied angrily, "just steaks, bread, or pizza." ”Hearing Li Feng shouting beer and being hooked out of the wine worm, the Vostag urn said angrily: "No wine?"
”Natasha was stunned for a moment, then recalled the rumors that Asgard was a wine barrel, twitched the corners of her mouth, covered her face and said to the phone, "A few cases of beer." ”...I don't have anything when I order, so why should Vostag order anything?
You're discriminating....."
Hmph~" Li Feng snorted coldly, turned his head and said to Vostagg: "What good wine does S.H.I.E.L.D. have, we are not rare." ”After speaking, Li Feng opened the portal connecting to the lake and walked to the RV, and said to Natasha: "I want a chef, you can have this." ”This is really not the case, which chef dares to come here?
…… Natasha squinted as the RV passed through the portal to the University of Greenwich, and while informing the rear to send an agent who knows how to cook, she asked half-affirmatively, half-confused, "You provide magic ingredients?"
....And where is Kreacher?"
Li Feng: "Stark told you?"
”Seeing Natasha nodding and admitting that it was Stark's informant, Li Feng rolled his eyes and said, "Kreacher is still in Asgard....
If he were here, I wouldn't want other chefs to spoil my ingredients. ”While talking, Li Feng, who drove the RV into the campus, walked out of the RV with a green-skinned gourd, and behind him floated a fat black goat that was panicked and 'bleating'.Thor knew the gourd in Li Feng's hand, which was the gourd that had stored the water of the Immortal Spring."
Austin, is there a fountain of eternal life?"
Thor pointed to the gourd and wondered."
This?"
Li Feng shook the gourd, handed the black goat to the chef, and handed the gourd to Thor with a smile, "This is the beer I brewed with a special material, try it?"
”"Wine?"
Thor, who was addicted to alcohol, subconsciously licked his lips, took a big sip after taking the gourd, and said with a light in his eyes: "It tastes good.....
There are not only magic materials in it, but also low-level artifacts?
”Li Feng grinned and gave Thor a thumbs up: "Amazing, you can taste this.....
The wheat used to make wine is a low-order artifact. ”On the side, Natasha, who heard the conversation between Thor and Li Feng, looked at Li Feng in surprise, and she asked 'Where did the artifact come from', but unfortunately, she knew that with the relationship between Li Feng and Fury, she would ask in vain, unless she and Fury broke off their relationship and never ate under Fury again.But is it possible?
She's an agent with a lot of secrets, so it's no wonder that Fury would let her go. ...I guess when I'm dead, I'll still be an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D......
Natasha looked up at the stars: Is there a future for people like me?
......On the other side, Vostagg, who had long wanted to drink, was not polite, relying on the fact that he was a buddy with Thor and had a good relationship with Li Feng, he grabbed the gourd and poured it into his mouth.After a few Asgardian barrels poured a sip of beer, the gourd returned to Li Feng's hands.Li Feng shook the gourd: Listen to the sound, there is probably half a gourd beer....
What's special about this is a gourd with a 'traceless expansion spell', and the amount of beer stored at a time is measured in tons, and half of it is lost after 5 people take a sip?
.....Li Feng quietly walked to Natasha's side, handed the gourd to the other party, motioned for Natasha to taste it too, and whispered at the same time: "See, they are the real wine barrels, and the amount of wine like mine is a fart in front of them." ”"Hehe" Natasha glanced at Li Feng, took a sip of the gourd, and asked, "Since this wine is made from a divine object, I guess it has any special effect." ”Li Feng shrugged his shoulders and said, "You can use it as holy water, or you can use it as a weakened version of Yunnan Baiyao. ”"Holy water?"
Natasha looked at Li Feng in confusion and asked, "Aren't you a dark mage?"
How can you drink holy water all day long and die?
”"It's a bit difficult to explain," Li Feng scratched his head and spread his hands and said, "You can understand that it is helping me to drive away the corrosive nature of dark energy, so that I can ensure self-awareness." ”Natasha nodded as if she didn't understand, and heard Li Feng say regretfully: "It's a pity, the immortal spring water is a non-renewable resource, otherwise I really want to use the immortal spring water to make wine," Li Feng pursed his mouth, and said while fantasizing: "Wheat with spring beer, hehe...."
Natasha looked at Li Feng, who was daydreaming, speechlessly, and silently walked to the side: Idiots shouldn't be contagious, right?
.....The black goat has been processed by the agent chef, although the craftsmanship is not as good as Kreacher, but the magic contained in the black goat itself makes Sif and others say that it is good, and even Natasha also said that it tastes good and is full at the same time.Even with her tempered and strengthened stomach, she still said she was full after nibbling on a few lamb chops, while an ordinary person like Jane, who already had a small appetite, couldn't finish a single lamb chop.Looking at Li Feng and the others who were still munching on meat and drinking wine, Natasha felt that Li Feng drove the RV into the Greenwich campus was the wisest choice.If this is replaced with ordinary ingredients with little energy, Thor and the others can eat Poor S.H.I.E.L.D. with a supper...........
Early in the morning, Shavig took Daisy and Ian, as well as some javelin-like equipment, to the University of Greenwich under the guidance of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents.Li Feng, who had just woken up and was sitting on the grass drinking with a green gourd, saw Shavig and the others from afar, and asked Natasha beside him, "What are you letting Eric do?"
”Natasha shook her head blankly, indicating that Shavig was not called by her.Based on her understanding of Shavig, this product is actually the same as Li Feng, who is greedy for life and afraid of death, and Shavig is obviously more afraid of trouble.Unless something was important, Shavig should have been hiding in his house under the watchful eye of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents.With doubts, Li Feng and Natasha greeted Shavig."
Eric, why are you here?"
Li Feng asked.Shavig smiled and shook the 'javelin' in his hand and explained, "Jane informed me last night and told me to bring these equipment as soon as possible. ”Natasha reached for a javelin, looked at it a few times, and asked, "What's the use of these?"
”Shavig shrugged and said, "It detects anomalies. ”Natasha is a little confused: just detection?
What's the use of that?
Now we all know that Greenwich will have anomalies....
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At this moment, Jane hurried up to Shavig, and Natasha asked the question again.Jane examined the Javelin and explained, "It could only detect anomalies, but as long as I plugged them all over the campus, I was able to change gravity or seal off anomalous space by changing the signal." ”Natasha's face was happy, and she was worried about how she would fight.You know, the area she is in now seems to be normal, but who knows which corner is in the gravity chaos, or that meadow has a spatial passage in ambush.She doesn't want to be teleported to an alien planet for some reason, what if she is infected with an alien virus?
It would be too embarrassing to teleport to space and die of direct lack of oxygen.These devices are just in time for rain.....
Natasha hurriedly beckoned to the agent in the distance and ordered, "Plug these devices into the campus." ”With the help of many agents, it didn't take long for the Greenwich campus to be filled with 'javelins'.At this time, Natasha received a report that there was an inexplicable huge wave on the Thames."
Malekith is here," Li Feng said as he looked at the huge spaceship that was gradually revealing its appearance, and put on his armor.Natasha moved her hands and feet, and after giving a series of orders, she asked with a smile, "Austen, you beetle is dressed very fashionably." ”Without waiting for Li Feng to say anything, Natasha restrained her smile and asked, "Don't you release the Dementor Ginseng Station?"
”Li Feng shrugged his shoulders and whispered: "Even if Jane claims that the abnormal space can be controlled, I don't dare to release the Dementor at will, in case the abnormal space appears in the air without a 'javelin', and Jane doesn't control it in time....
My Dementor is a rootless prodigal, poor one. ”"And," Li Feng turned his head to look at Thor, who was spinning the hammer quickly, and the four Aesir Protoss who drew their weapons, and said, "Except for Malekis, who has some trouble because of the special energy in his body, the rest of the small soldiers are miscellaneous fish to them. ”Speaking of this, Li Feng suddenly thought of something and reminded: "By the way, let your people be careful of the grenade of the dark elves, after that thing explodes, it will be like a black hole, and everything can be sucked away." ”The Traveling Mage in Marvel