To be a king for the first night power?
What's going on in your head?
.....Horus only felt that the three views were turned upside down, and a thousand words were condensed into a sentence of 'MMP' to say to Li Feng.If Li Feng felt that when he was a king to eat steamed buns, he only ate the skin of steamed buns and fed the meat of steamed buns to the dogs, Horus felt that he could bear it.When the king was going to eat dragon fruit and someone helped pick the child clean, Horus could just as well.Even if the purpose of being a king is to show off, such as making instant noodles and not eating them, just to smell them, Horus still faces it calmly.What the hell is it that asks for the 'right to the first night'?
Didn't you know that there was a huge gulf between the height of gods and mortals.Just like a person who is 1.8 meters tall and a person who is 90 centimeters tall are husband and wife, you have to use a ladder to kiss them, so ask the 90 centimeter-tall one if he can stand it.Horus moved to the side as if he was afraid of being infected by the mentally retarded virus, and at the same time squinted at Li Feng with sharp eyes, warning the other party, "You are sick, don't come closer."
Isn't it rare to be a woman?
Then preach power......
Li Feng didn't see the other party's 'don't disturb' look, and he scratched his scalp and continued to persuade Horus, who was bent on correcting Horus's abnormal thoughts: "Don't like Gentle Township?
Never mind....
The king's profession is quite powerful, there is a saying that is good, the king wants the minister to die, the minister has to die, think about it, you see who is unhappy, just a look to let the other party kill themselves on the spot, it's not good, this buddy family who apologized for his death is still grateful to you...
You said that it was not cool to be a king..."
Before Li Feng finished his ramblings, Horus lay on the ground with his hands on his pillow, and closed his eyes with a look of 'I want to sleep, don't be blind'.Yes, Horus obviously didn't want to listen to Li Feng's preaching."
Yo he, I don't love beauty or power, guest officer, you make me very embarrassed...."
Li Feng, who couldn't see the embarrassed expression at all, rubbed his face, squeezed his eyebrows and said: "I can 'count alchemy', do you want to learn the future King of Horus?"
....Since learning alchemy, my mother no longer worries about running out of money to buy lollipops....""
Hehe...."
With a sneer, Horus turned his back to Li Feng sideways, signaling that he was too lazy to take care of it. ...Power, money, and beauty?
Look at it so openly, there is a kind of don't be a king, you have the ability to shave a monk, and the rest of your life will simply be accompanied by the ancient Buddha.....
Li Feng was a little annoyed, scratching his ears and cheeks while cursing in his heart: Ya doesn't let me be comfortable, right?
Wait for me......
Li Feng's eyes rolled, his hands rested on the cool ground, and he raised Erlang's legs, and smiled at Horus, who was snoring: "Man, quietly tell you, the resurrection technique is not a panacea....
As far as my personal experience is concerned, even if the body is not rotten but the person or god who has been dead for too long still cannot be resurrected, the reason..."
Horus suddenly stopped snoring and pricked up his ears, Li Feng saw this as if he had drunk a big mouthful of cold fat house water on a hot summer day, and said a few times silently, "Hehe~ The reason is....
I won't tell you. ”"....."
Horus: MMP's slut.....
Li Fengcai didn't care what Horus felt, he closed his eyes and entered the dream, as for whether Horus could fall asleep....
I'm sorry about the.If he could, Li Feng wished that Horus would not sleep for ten days and nights, after all, only when his mental state was extremely poor, his temptation spells would work on the gods, and he could 'train' this thing into a good king.Anyway, Li Feng has figured it out now that he is not a mouthful, and he can't pull Horus to the path of the Holy Monarch by hard persuasion alone.It's better to be a man, it's better to be self-aware, just like Li Feng, who knows how many pounds and taels he has, he thinks that he is suitable for using traditional education methods to train children.Like what...
Under the stick comes filial piety.Horus doesn't want to be king?
Hehe, then hypnotize and beat violently, until the other party cries bitterly and shouts that he wants to be a saint, anyway, it's not his own cub, and he doesn't feel distressed when he opens up.Before falling asleep, Li Feng pondered how to hang and beat...
Ah no, it's fancy education Horus.Tempering the prince, or the prince among the gods, is still quite exciting and rewarding to think about..........
In the early morning, a ray of golden sunlight sprinkled on the earth, and Horus, who had a tired feeling on his face, knew that it was the god of Ra who told him to get up and release water, so he quickly woke up everyone, and everyone in the province was urinating on the kang in their sleep.Li Feng opened his sleepy eyes, and saw Horus with faint dark circles under his eyes, he was stunned at first, and then understood that the other party had been plagued by his words all night, and laughed unkindly.It wasn't until Horus's eyes were murderous that Li Feng covered his smiling stomach and said happily: "Little lotus, dare to call yourself a god if you stay up all night and collapse your body?"
No wonder I didn't react when I said women, it turned out to be your capital for spring supper every night....""
By the way, you still fantasize about hacking Seth to death because of your kidney loss?
...Pull it down, wash and sleep, you have everything in your dreams. ”Kidney deficiency mud girl...
It's not your fault.....
Horus retorted with three points of anger: "I am indeed in a worse state with only one eye, but when I extinguish the Desert Divine Fire, Seth will only be weak and vulnerable." ”"Hey, two," Baker suddenly interrupted Li Feng and Horus, pointing to what appears to be a small sandstorm in the distance and asked, "What's that?"
Storm?
Just how come there are no clouds and wind?
”Li Feng looked in the direction pointed by Beck, only to see two giant snakes, one black and one white, with a body length of nearly 20 meters, suddenly appearing from the sand dunes in the distance.On the giant snake, each rode a black and white complexion, with a bewitching figure and wearing sexy and hot cuties.It's just that Li Feng is a little puzzled: where did these two girls find a giant snake car that matches their skin color?
Or is it that in order to match his skin color, he specially cultivated two giant snakes, one black and one white?
.....Horus looked nervous and said, "The hunters of Seth have come to hunt us down with their pets...""
Is this a pet?"
Baker was a little fascinated by Horus's brain circuitry.He can understand the meaning of the hunters, it is nothing more than black and white, but the big snake with a body length of more than 20 meters can't get along with a pet."
What a pair of fierce little eyes, Horus, how strong is your uncle's black and white double evil...."
Li Feng asked."
With my current strength...."
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Horus estimated the strength of the other party and himself, and said worriedly: "I guess I can't resist their venom," Horus turned his head to look at Li Feng and said, "If they are at their peak, the two giant snakes are just pets to me." ”Lao Tie, the side shows that your peak state is not good.....
Li Feng carefully looked at the black and white doubles a few times, and made sure that the other party was useless, rolled up his sleeves and took out the sickle from the carry-on space, and said with a smile: "Horus, I suddenly think that your uncle is a good person, you see, Seth is eighty percent of us hungry for a day, and made a special trip to deliver food to us....
It's just that why didn't you meet the chef, could it be that your uncle advocated that if you want to have no worries about food and clothing, you have to do it yourself?
”"Baker, with cumin, chili peppers, and salt?"
During the questioning, Li Feng raised his sickle and struck the ground, and an invisible ripple expanded around with the knock.The enemy still dares to be arrogant, but I like it.....
Baker tugged at the corners of his mouth, gave Saya a 'don't panic' look, and said calmly: "Lord Austin, I think the ingredients should be eaten fresh, and the original snake meat without any added spices is the top food...."
Li Feng shrugged his shoulders, pointed to the sand dunes near the cemetery behind him, and said, "This is a temple, and the buried mummies don't know how much, and your custom of making mummies...
Hehe, scarabs are so quick to become a disaster. ”As he spoke, Horus and the others saw one after another black and cold scarab beetles break through the sand, and screamed as if they were frightened by Saya's dense phobia, and then covered their mouths.Li Feng plucked out his ears and controlled the overwhelming scarab beetles to swarm towards the black and white scarabs, surrounding the two giant snakes that were constantly breathing fire.Baker breathed a sigh of relief and asked curiously, "Austin, why don't you order the scarab to attack?"
”"I said that this is a takeaway specially given by Seth, let the scarab gnaw, what do we eat?"
As he spoke, Li Feng disappeared in front of Baker's eyes in an instant.When Baker found Li Feng's figure again, he saw Li Feng standing behind the white-skinned and beautiful young lady, holding up the thick and extremely thick stick in his hand."
Dong~" Under the stuffy stick, the young lady stopped eating instantly, and Li Feng skillfully packed the other party and threw it into the nesting doll.After accomplishing all this, Li Feng secretly took out the Soul Gem to control the giant snake, and shook the musical instrument 'Jet Ji' suspected of controlling the giant snake at the young lady of the 'Black Pearl' in the distance, and asked: "Niu, this thing is playing, I want the snake to skin and disembowel itself, and it is better to bake yourself alive." ”Black Pearl had a gloomy face, if she could, she actually wanted to run, but there were scarabs under her feet, and the giant snake couldn't fly, so she couldn't run.After thinking about it, Black Pearl felt that she could still save it, so she spit out a snake-like snake core tongue and threatened: "Mortal, I'm afraid you haven't wanted to offend anyone...""
I know, Seth, God of the Desert, you have the ability to let Seth chase me, see that I don't let his blood dry..."
Li Feng patted the newly acquired car, ordering the scarab to besiege while making the giant snake raise its head high.On the surface, it seems that the giant snake and the scarab beetle are launching a general attack, but the fact...
Li Feng took the opportunity of the giant snake to raise his head to block the black pearl's sight, and teleported behind the other party, and then with a 'bang', the poor black pearl fell under the stuffy stick.When Li Feng whistled and threw the black pearl into the nesting doll, a black and a white giant snake was already fascinated by the soul gem, and was spitting out the snake core and licking Li Feng like a coquette.Good stuff.....
Li Feng couldn't help but sigh that if you are looking for a divine creature, you should find a giant snake with a huge size, which can be opened to bloodletting, if you take the time to feed some blood-tonifying herbs, the two giant snakes are equal to a steady stream of divine blood.If it is a small divine creature like the black and white double evil, hehe, one bloodletting will lose half a life, even if Li Feng has the heart to feed, it is estimated that the long bloodletting cycle can force Li Feng to go crazy.Returning to everyone's side, Li Feng sealed the black giant snake in the nesting doll, and signaled Baker to prepare firewood, and said: "There is a way to be white and black, you should eat white snakes during the day, don't fall asleep, eat black snakes at night, sleep fragrantly." ”Baker and Saya looked at each other blankly: Hehe, you are the master, what is wrong with everything.....
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