"Speaking of invitations...."
Kreacher lowered his head and pondered, "Boss, a few days ago, Nebula led Thor, Steve and other Avengers to borrow a spaceship, saying that it was for going out and camping....
Seeing that they are all armed to the teeth, it is estimated that there will be a hunting event...""
For the sake of the past, Kreacher agreed...."
Kreacher looked at Li Feng timidly, as if he was worried that Li Feng would accuse him of making decisions without permission.Seeing Li Feng's calm face, Kreacher relieved himself, and said with a slightly excited expression: "But who knew that they went straight into the spaceship and went straight to outer space, and they didn't mention inviting you to participate in the outing activity...""
It's too bullying, and the team building doesn't call the boss..."
Kreacher was angry and aggrieved for Li Feng."......"
Li Feng: What kind of team building is a god, ghosts will drive a spaceship to go out and camp, but...
You're guessing right, these guys are really going to hunt, and it's still the lonely old man Sanos.....
As for the invitation ....
This thing is given to the hell series.So far, he has only been a lifesaver for Nebula and Stark, and has formed a slight friendship with Thor to 'turn over the fire of civilization'.The rest of them don't talk about friendship, I'm afraid they haven't even established the most basic trust.Invite him to play with this stranger?
Hehe, not installing a hidden camera in front of his house has already given him a lot of face.Li Feng touched Kreacher's 'dog's head' to show that he was not impatient, and turned his mind to another matter.A spaceship borrowed a few days ago?
It is very likely that Natasha has already embarked on the road back.....
He narrowed his eyes like a fox, groping his chin to figure out what was going on.Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed through my mind, and a brilliant idea germinated.Now that Thanos is cool, can the corpse be reused?
....The more he pondered, the more he made up his ideas, and decisively opened the portal to Titan.A few minutes later, Li Feng returned to Earth whistling with the head of Thanos in one hand and the huge body in the other.It can be seen that this product is in a good mood at the moment."
Boss, what are you doing?"
Britz looked at the bloody corpse a little confused.The specialty brought back from another world is a corpse piece, or the kind that has been dismembered into pieces.At the moment, the fire brought back the corpse, or the kind of corpse separation.If he didn't know who Li Feng was, he would have suspected that someone was suffering from necrophilia."
Don't make any trouble, just want to...."
Li Feng looked around, and saw that everyone was curious and listened like a baby, and he smiled mysteriously with a bad taste, and said: "I won't tell you yet, I'll know when the time comes....
By the way, remember to bring popcorn, this play is always wonderful. ”After speaking, Li Feng slipped Sanos's corpse back to the RV.This thing has to be processed while it is fresh, otherwise it will become a lump of rotten meat after a long time.“？？？”
Britz only felt a hundred claws scratching his heart, and he couldn't wait to pry open Li Feng's mouth to find out.However, his own fine skin and tender meat are not Li Feng's opponents.No way, he could only roll his eyes vaguely, and turned on the crazy spit mode in his heart: Is Pi Yibo very happy, there is a kind of skin that makes me Pi Yibo.....
Until Li Feng's back disappeared completely, Britz had to put away his curiosity and focus on the Stark family who were invading the satellite and looking for their honeymoon. .......Five years later.By the lake, outside a very elaborate tent, Stark was confronted by a mass of humanoids with only an upper body and a blue body.The two sides were at a stalemate for a long time, Stark exhausted the last bit of patience, and scolded with sky-high anger: "Get out of the way, I want to see my daughter..."
The master commanded that no one should enter the 'Morgan's Cottage without her permission....
Sir, this is private territory, please leave. ”With that, the humanoid creature stretched out his hand and politely asked Stark to get out.Private nun, what is this my family.....
Stark's angry liver was about to explode, and he gritted his back molars and roared, "Stare at the dog's eyes and see clearly, I am your master and her father," "Look at you with the dog's eyes?"
Are you sure?
I didn't expect you to have this hobby..."
The humanoid creature rubbed his head into a dog's head as he spoke, and then glared at his eyes the size of a basketball and said, "The dog's eyes see very clearly, you are indeed the master of his father...""
Huh?!
I haven't found it before, but now I look at it with dog eyes, and suddenly I find that your face is ugly and a little special, well~ It makes people feel an inexplicable desire to vomit. ”As he spoke, the humanoid turned and spat out a pile of blue vomit."......"
Stark's forehead was bruised, his fists were clenched, and his face was hideous: "One last time, let or not let...." .....The humanoid Nunu mouthed, put his face in front of Stark, and said disdainfully, "You want to hit me?
Come, hit this, hard..."
Stark stiffened, his right hand raised several times, and finally it slowly fell.It's not that he doesn't want to fight, but the other party's backer is too hard, so he slapped it down and properly opened the criticism meeting.Thinking of the mother and daughter firing on fire, Stark had already made up the picture of which couch to sleep on at night.The humanoid creature saw Stark deflated, and the corners ......of his mouth cracked into a happy Erha appearance, and said: "An order is an order, don't say that you are the master's father, even if the master's ancestor comes, it is useless..."
If it weren't for the fear of teaching the daughter in the tent, Stark would not only want to scold, but also strangle the unfortunate thing.Even if the other party is her daughter's favorite toy, it is not wrong.That's right, the humanoid creature is the elf in Aladdin's magic lamp, and it is also a congratulatory gift from Li Feng when Stark's daughter was born.Considering that Morgan (Stark's daughter) had not been weaned at that time, Li Feng deliberately extracted the elf soul and set it to the 'Morgan exclusive nanny' mode.As a result, this thing is much more reliable than the robot nanny designed by Stark.What kind of storytelling, soaking milk in the middle of the night, and changing diapers in the middle of the night may not be noticeable, and so will the robot nanny of the Elf Society.But in the face of headache and brain fever, the robot nanny at most gave guidance, and did not dare to buy medicine online at all, let alone feed medicine privately.The elves, on the other hand, cast spells directly, and after a healing spell, they ensured that Morgan recovered on the spot, and then continued to howl for milk.For example, in the face of a crisis, the robot nanny can at most predict and remind that if Morgan pretends to be deaf and dumb and continues to go his own way, the robot nanny will have no choice.And the elves....
Dangerous?
Destroy it first, and the girl is saying.In contrast, Stark finally ditches the robot nanny and replaces it with a magic lamp sprite that doesn't need to be recharged.It's just that he never dreamed that the elf was still a tendon.Whenever you receive an order, you will only bow your head and execute it to the end, and you don't know how to be flexible at all."
Okay~ you won...."
Stark, who had a splitting headache, sighed, rubbed his temples and shouted at the tent continuously: "Morgan, come out quickly, your mother called you home for dinner....." shouted for a long time, until his throat began to smoke, and Stark saw that the tent curtain was lifted by a small hand.He looked inside the tent through the curtain, and his heart immediately became a sad mess: ...
Good guys, space tents!!
....Sensei, it must have been another toy that Morgan had picked up from Austin........
No wonder I shouted outside for a long time Morgan didn't respond, and it wasn't that I pretended not to hear it, but the space was too big, and I really didn't hear it....
Stunned, Stark was about to visit the tent and look for inspiration when he turned around and found a colorful cloud under Morgan."
This is—" he frowned uncertainly, "Austen's flying props?"
...Wasn't it a black and ugly horse before, how did it become colorful?
...”As he spoke, there was a faint smell of paint from the tip of his nose."
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You're hiding in a tent just to paint it?"
Stark said suddenly."
Hee-hee~ I'll name her'', pretty...."
Xu was too excited to get a new toy, Morgan jumped and jumped, and said with pride on his face: "Uncle Austin said that this thing is fast, and also said that Dad is a weak scumbag, and the ARK42 suit he made can only reach Mach 8, and he can't eat the taillights he wants to eat." ”Stark is shot with an arrow in the chest.I don't have to say much about who is faster with the ARK42 suit, it's true that no one is fast, this is a fact, and it's useless to refute it.Can....
Morgan was belittling him both inside and out, but he was close to Li Feng, what was the situation?
What about the little padded jacket that is good, why does it leak and pinch?
It's really hard to bring this class of children.....
Stark, who still wanted to struggle, took Morgan's little hand and said softly as he walked towards the cabin: "There are thousands of roads, safety first, the driving is not standardized, and the relatives are in tears....
Therefore, it is useless to be fast, and safe driving is the truth. ”"No, the Blue Baby will protect me..."
Morgan turned to look at the elf.The elf understood in seconds, and immediately showed off his tendon meat.Am I here?
I'm so tired.....
Stark's eyelids jumped slightly, and he forcibly changed the subject, saying, "What do you want to eat at noon?"
”Morgan didn't think about it, and replied in seconds, "I want to eat Uncle Kreacher's cheeseburger..."
Stark paused, and the secretions in his mouth were like a surging river.has been a neighbor with Li Feng for 5 years, and he has tasted Kreacher's cooking skills only a handful, but it is Morgan, who is favored by Li Feng, and runs to a big meal every now and then.Good fellow, that's physique-strengthening food, and what makes him hungry is a depression.Stark pondered for a moment, then led Morgan and walked in the direction of the RV, saying, "Let's go, find Kreacher..."
Moments later, Steve, Natasha, and Scott got out of the car.Yes, the rice plan failed.....
Stark had a premonition that something big was happening, and motioned for Morgan to enter the RV, turned his head and greeted, "Rare guest, is there something wrong with me?"
....”.......On the other side, Li Feng heard a knock on the door, opened the car door and saw Morgan standing at the door with a flat mouth, hurriedly picked up the other party, and said, "Huh!
Who bullied our little princess, tell your uncle, uncle will help you get angry....""
It's Dad," Morgan said a little aggrieved, "I wanted to have lunch with Dad, but I was about to come to you, but a few uncles and aunts appeared...
Dad had to go home and greet them, leaving Morgan alone. ”God is so lonely....
Li Feng rolled his eyes, scratched Morgan's nose, and shouted, "Kreacher, prepare a children's meal," and after speaking, he looked at the cabin through the car window.Confirming that it was Scott and the three, his heart was very excited: when the flowers were gone, it finally began.....
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