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Chapter 577 - Fired when he stepped into the door with his left foot


Eight hundred quicksand realms, three thousand weak water depths, goose feathers can't float, and the reed flowers sink at the bottom!

What this poem talks about is the quicksand river that is 800 miles wide and tens of thousands of miles long, with treacherous terrain.The quicksand river sand moves with the water, the water flows with the sand, and the water is mixed with countless fine sands, making the water turbid, and the situation in the river is extremely complicated.Those who know that this river is sinister never pass by here, and those who want to cross the river are stunned, and there is only one way to die.Either drown in the river, or be even more unlucky and be eaten by the water demon in this river.It is said that the origin of this water demon in the quicksand river is not simple, he was originally the curtain general of the Jade Emperor of the Heavenly Palace, and his status is not low.His job description is: "I am respected in the Nantian Gate, and I am called in front of the Lingxiao Palace."

I take the lead in escorting back and forth, and I am on top of the court when I go in and out. ”Look, this is the Jade Emperor's personal guard!

Proper henchman!

However, one day, because he stepped into the Lingxiao Treasure Hall with his left foot first, he was knocked out of bounds, wandering in this quicksand river all day long, doing nothing, having no ideals in life, like a salted fish, in short, it was so idle......

In fact, the identity of the general is very intriguing, not so much that he is the personal guard of the Jade Emperor, but that he is a certain Taoist bigwig.According to the original trajectory of events, the reincarnation of the ninth golden cicada who was a scripture learner was eaten by him in this quicksand river, resulting in the great cause of scripture learning being blocked nine times.And he is still safe and sound, and there is no, which shows that Buddhism does not dare to touch him, and it is even more confirmed that there is someone behind him.The prosperity of Buddhism means that the Daomen is weak, although this is the will of heaven, but the Daomen is not convinced.Therefore, in the matter of learning scriptures, the various open and secret battles between the two schools of Buddhism and Taoism have never stopped.But now because Lin Yuanjian tampered with the decision of the will of the Heavenly Dao, it was no longer the turn of the golden cicada to learn from the scriptures, so naturally there were no later things.If there were no accidents, the learning of the scriptures would have been 500 years in advance.There is no need to fool Li Shimin and the like in the Tang Chang'an City Water and Land Festival, Lin Yuanjian has already messed up everything.I almost forgot, now it's a journey to the east, not a journey to the west!!

If the reincarnation of the Buddha personally sent it!

How active and sincere this is!

This is called Pudu sentient beings!

And the Jade Emperor was helpless, so he could only conform to the will of heaven and casually find an excuse to demote the roller shutter to the lower realm.In order to deal with the catastrophe of heaven and earth, you can only let go of your own selfish interests first, and in the face of survival, other things have to give way.The so-called ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties on the way to learn scriptures are actually the gods from all walks of life who deliberately let their subordinates come over to send experience, so that the scripture learning team can brush up on the level, but of course, there are some of them who want to destroy the great cause of learning scriptures, and there are many monsters who are stupid enough to come and send people's heads, in short, they are all victims.As the saying goes, once you succeed, how can you not sacrifice a little bit of sacrifice against such a thing as the catastrophe of heaven and earth?

Does that sound like words?

Let's talk about Lin Yuanjian, he has already rushed to the bank of the quicksand river one step ahead of Guanyin.However, he didn't jump into the quicksand river immediately to catch the roller blinds, but turned into a weak scholar with fine skin and tender flesh, harmless to humans and animals, coughing while walking, pretending to be a sick seedling, and his weak appearance was comparable to Lin Daiyu!

Lin Yuanjian had to sigh that his acting skills were really good, and it shouldn't be a problem to win an Oscar.He is not in a hurry, anyway, the person is here, and no one can turn away from the target he is targeting.The abacus of Yuan Shi Tianzun and Guanyin is destined to fail.Lin Yuanjian wanted to see how she was going to flicker the roller blinds, but she was idle anyway."

Ahem, cough~" Lin Yuanjian pretended to walk to the bank of the quicksand river and threw a stone into the water at will.Suddenly, he raised his head and looked at the sky.Guanyin is coming."

Hmph, you want to grab an apprentice with me?

It's a dream!

I didn't expect my brother to be waiting for a long time, right?

”Lin Yuanjian said coldly in his heart.At the bottom of the river, the roller shutter that was taking a nap in the cave suddenly pumped hard.

Moved his sensitive nose.Hey?

It smells so good!

Human flesh!

Another unfortunate ghost who doesn't know whether to live or die has come here.Wonderful!

It's time to add a meal today!

The roller shutter moved his index finger and swam happily above the river.Lin Yuanjian watched silently as he swam at a blistering speed.It's so easy to take the bait, it's really silly......

The curtain didn't sense any immortal cultivator aura from Lin Yuanjian's body, he was just an ordinary weak mortal.After popping up on the surface of the water and seeing Lin Yuanjian, he was even more overjoyed, with fair skin, young and handsome, and proper top-quality ingredients.He's already thought of more than a dozen ways to cook it.And Lin Yuanjian didn't seem to realize the danger at all, and still wandered back and forth on the shore.Rolling Blinds thought to himself, could it be a guy who wants to jump into the river to find his death?

It's even better that way, and it will be done directly to you.After deciding to make a move, the roller shutter instantly turned into a fierce demon wind, which suddenly blew across the river and roared towards Lin Yuanjian.Seeing that Lin Yuanjian was still indifferent, the curtain said secretly: "It turned out to be a fool, it's okay like this, it's useless for such a stupid person to live in the world, I sent you to reincarnation, which can be regarded as a good thing." ”Lin Yuanjian pretended to step back a short distance, and then glanced at the sky in surprise.It's all like this, you don't care about the mercy and compassion of Guanyin?

At the moment when Lin Yuanjian's thoughts just fell, "Amitabha, stop you, demon. ”The voice of compassion came like a morning bell and a dusk drum, and Guanyin appeared on the bank of the quicksand river."

Huh?"

The roller blinds were taken aback, and in an instant, there was chaos.It's over, don't you just want to improve your food, why are you so unlucky and happened to meet Guanyin!!

The roller blinds really want to cry without tears.But he cherished his life very much, and hurriedly fell to the shore and bowed his head, trembling and saying, "Bodhisattva, I ......

I ......"

Guanyin saw that the curtain was still here, and he was not taken away by Lin Yuanjian, so he immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and said: "General Curtain Roller, you have been expelled to the Nether by the Jade Emperor for several years, and you have eaten five or six mortals in this quicksand river in a row, which is really a great sin!"

Why do you want to do it again today?

The bitter sea is boundless, this seat advises you to rein in the precipice, and turn back to the shore. ”The curtain pulled out the cold in his heart: "I am willing to listen to the Bodhisattva's fate." ”Guanyin said: "There is no Buddha who cannot be crossed, and this seat seems to have a heart to change, and I can give you a chance." ”Is there still a way to live?

The curtain was relieved in his heart: "Bodhisattva, please speak, the curtain dare not disobey, just want to atone for a sin." ”"Then I will take you as a disciple and let you enter my door."

Guanyin thought to herself, take the roller blinds away first, and then find a way to stuff him into the Jing Jing team.The curtain was overjoyed, and I was about to agree, but suddenly I heard a joking voice from the side: "Worship her as a teacher, it is better to worship me as a teacher." ”Guanyin was suddenly startled, isn't this the mortal who was almost eaten by the curtain just now?

What's going on?

Don't......

Her heartstrings tensed instantly!

The roller shutter was also stunned, this mortal was not a nerd?