Chapter 619 What Only Heaven Can Do Jeon Xu Actually, when he doesn't do it, he doesn't do it, and once he does it, he will kill the enemy.Although most of these little shrimps are fools who have been coaxed over to be guns, the problem is that they are all adults, and they will have to bear the price for doing anything.Quan Xu is very glad that he himself is the noble of the Ming Dynasty, and if he is not arrogant, what is it called?
As long as Quan Xu does not openly pull the flag and rebel, Chongzhen will only turn a blind eye.Itchy powder, in fact, is Quan Xu's name, what is the real name, Quan Xu doesn't know, it was given to him by an American businessman in Nigeria, the purpose is to drive away the beggars on the streets of Africa.African beggars, on the surface, are harmless to humans and animals, but they are like vampires, if they don't suck up your money, they don't want to leave.What's more, they are not afraid of beating, nor are they afraid of scolding, they don't know what their face is, with the launch of this air gun, powder bullets explode in the air, these readers feel itchy and unbearable, and they all take off their clothes."
What are you going to do, burn their clothes!
It's all this kind of poisonous powder, and you want to run naked too!
”The guards turned blue with fright, and hurriedly followed Quan Xu's instructions to pick up the clothes thrown down by these scholars, find a brazier and throw it into it to burn.A scholar who didn't care about his face shouted: "My clothes!
”The soldiers of the whole family rolled their eyes: "I want to eat fart!"
”Even the thick-skinned people were embarrassed to be naked in public, and for a while, these scholars began to cover their faces and run wildly.These well-dressed beasts can usually pay attention to their own image, and the opportunity to be naked like this is rare.The Wuwei Hou Mansion is close to the root of the imperial city, and the people who live here are both rich and expensive.Scholars can also put a reader shelf in front of ordinary people, here, they don't have the capital to be proud, in short, everyone comes out to see the jokes.An eye-opener, a feast for the eyes, a woman who came out to buy groceries, green light in her eyes."
Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated!"
Quan Xu smiled faintly and said: "This is like this bear, what about returning the soldiers, Yuan Zongdi, add some material to them!"
”Then came a volley of powder bullets, which would not kill anyone even if they hit the human body at close range, but the injury was certain.Those big girls and little daughters-in-law can be regarded as eye-opening, they are pointing at these bare-ass readers, and they are talking about it."
I didn't expect this little Yang Xianggong to have such a black face and such a white buttocks!""
White is a little white, but it's a pity, it's too small......"
"It's not your business to be small!""
Why don't you care about my business, the third aunt of my second uncle's family is going to give her daughter to Xiao Yang Xianggong, no, I have to tell my second uncle about this quickly, otherwise, the girl will fall into the fire pit!""
AhhThis little Chen Xianggong is dignified and personable, but he didn't expect it to be Jin Yuqi who was ruined on the outside, and at a young age, he actually got a flower willow!
”"Where do your eyes look?
I'm not afraid of corns!
”"I tell you, that's not a willow, it's called genital warts!"
These scholars felt that they wanted to die, and they wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into, but it was a pity that there was no crack in the street, and although there were cracks in the stones, it was a pity that they couldn't get in.Wang Chengen looked at this scene and was stunned.In fact, Emperor Chongzhen was also forced to die by these scholars and ministers, and sometimes Chongzhen was so angry that he couldn't eat and became thinner and thinner.As the emperor's house slave, Wang Chengen saw it in his eyes and was anxious in his heart: "Master Hou, can you give us some of this thing?"
”"What, you want?"
Quan Xu smiled faintly: "Do you dare to use it on them?"
”Wang Chengen thought about it and shook his head.At this time, these naked scholars were finally surrounded by angry people."
Sven scum!""
Despicable and shameless!""
Indecent!"
Quan Xu also watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal: "Beat him, beat him, beat them!"
”The behavior of the masses can be guided, just like these scholars were bewitched by three or five core backbones, and they ran to block Quanxu's door.Now it's okay, feng shui takes turns, and Quan Xu makes people bewitch ordinary people and start beating these Sven scum.At first, no one took the lead, and when Niu Jinxing smashed a rotten cabbage on a bare-ass reader who was cowering down in the street, the other people reacted.What rotten eggs, rotten vegetable leaves, or dirt and dirt began to be used to smash them at those who read.These readers were made to cry without tears.Xiucai is not only indescribable when he encounters soldiers, but also intelligible when he encounters angry people.The scholars of the Ming Dynasty are not like the scholars of the Tang Dynasty, the scholars of the Tang Dynasty are all able to ride fierce horses, pick up a pen to write poems, and pick up a sword to fight.In the future, when he became an official, the cavalry could govern the army, and the dismounted horse could shepherd the army, all of them were all-round talents in civil and military affairs, in fact, at that time, there was no distinction between civil and military.The history of assassination is civil and military, but it can also take soldiers to fight, speaking of the Ming Dynasty's readers, it is simply the same as the idol stars of later generations.People in their thirties, smeared with powder and rouge, wore red and green, and were thin and feminine.Ordinary people can beat the three of them alone, and of course, the common people also know that the law does not hold the public accountable.Although Quan Xu didn't want to cause any death, in fact, by the time the official arrived, he had already died, and in the chaos, eleven scholars were killed or trampled to death, and more than 190 people were injured.Jeon Xu's gate is now finally quiet.Facing the belated Shuntian Mansion magistrate, Quan Xu stretched out his hand and pointed at Wang Chengen: "The prince is in front of me, my people are not here to do anything, this matter has nothing to do with Ben Hou, if someone thinks that Ben Hou can wantonly slander ......"
Speaking of this, he turned to look at the guard at the door and said: "The first-level combat readiness of the guard regiment, fifty meters of vigilance, anyone who comes in will be killed!"
”The pusher opened his mouth and did not speak.Quan Xu's murderous reputation still has a certain deterrent effect."
Master Hou, Your Majesty is already in a hurry!""
No hurry, no hurry, just for lunch!"
Quan Xu and Wang Chengen came all the way to the Forbidden City, and when Quan Xu followed Wang Chengen to the palace, Chongzhen had not yet gone to the early court.Quan Xu also knows the reason, the power of his article is too great.Quan Xu never regarded himself as an outsider, and the little eunuchs and palace ladies in the palace who directly supported him began to barbecue in the imperial garden.Every time Quan Xu enters the palace, he actually doesn't go empty-handed, how can he bring some special products, purely to improve the food for Chongzhen, a poor baby.There is never a shortage of ingredients in Quan Xu's mansion, more than a dozen official eunuchs and Gong E, who were instructed by Quan Xu to make a group turn, roast the whole sheep of the whole sheep, stew the beef of the stewed beef, and several Gong E's are responsible for making the flower chicken.When Quan Xu just picked up the roasted flower chicken, aimed at the chicken leg and took a bite, the voice of Emperor Chongzhen came from behind him."
You're really too much, I've been talking to them for a long time for your, you're fine, but you're eating roast chicken here!"
Quan Xu looked at the chicken leg that he had bitten on the plate, there was no way to give it to Chongzhen to eat, and the other chicken leg was given to Princess Kunxing by Quan Xu and asked Gong E.This is not because Quan Xu favors one over the other, but because, when Quan Xu was busy working in the imperial garden, Zhu Weijiao, the princess of Kunxing, who is more than five years old, was secretly watching from Gongwei, and Quan Xu knew that the little princess wanted to eat, so he let people send it.In desperation, Quan Xu asked Gong E to take out a flower chicken from the fire.Emperor Chongzhen gnawed on the chicken leg called Huaji, and Quan Xu said with some complaints: "Why are you so careless, you can tell me those words secretly, and I can also deal with those stubborn!"
”Quan Xu somewhat understood, Chongzhen also wanted to slap those cabinet ministers in the face with the big iron pot and pot lid, now it's okay, almost everyone knows: "Your Majesty, you can never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep, these years, Xu Wending Gong (Xu Guangqi) has been working hard to promote science, he has translated the "Geometric Original", and wrote "The Complete Book of Agricultural Administration", "Sweet Potato Shu", "Agricultural Relics and Miscellaneous Books", "Draft Agricultural Book", "Taixi Water Law", "Pythagorean", "Measurement Similarities and Differences", "Selection and Practice of 100 Characters", "Selection of Practice" and "Practice of Art" , "Bundle of Rules", "Form and Name", "Fire Attack Strategy", "Gunpowder Law", etc., those old stubborns, do you believe it?
No, the textbooks in the Liaodong University of Agricultural Sciences are the "Complete Book of Agricultural Administration", etc., because of these scientific plantings, every acre of land in Liaodong has a harvest of three or four stones!
”Emperor Chongzhen sighed and said, "What now?"
Once these readers go crazy, it's not easy to deal with!
It's strange that those scholars don't turn into beasts and tear you to pieces!
”Quan Xu explained innocently: "But these extreme climates are indeed formed by the earth in the process of the water cycle, and some of them can be prevented!"
”"This is the will of God, the will of God cannot be violated, do you understand?"
Chongzhen was a little annoyed, and suddenly, he seemed to realize that he had missed the point: "What are you talking about?"
Prophylaxis?
What can be prevented?
”Quan Xu wiped his hands, and he saw Zhu Weijiao holding the hand of the crown prince Zhu Cihong, holding the chicken leg in one hand, and walking towards Quan Xu.Zhu Cihong didn't look like a wise man, but like a timid and cowardly child, who wanted to eat but didn't dare to ask for it.Quan Xu picked up the chicken leg and handed it to Zhu Cihong, and then said to Emperor Chongzhen: "It can really be prevented!"
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For example, artificial rainfall, using rockets to spread dry ice, silver iodide and other chemicals into cold clouds to warm the clouds and melt the hailstones, so that a hail disaster becomes a heavy rain, not only will not destroy the crops, but also bring precious rain to the arid farmland!
”Chongzhen was dumbfounded and said, "What you said...
It's incredible!
This is impossible, only Heaven can do it!
”"I'm not heavenly, but I can do it!"
Quan Xu smiled confidently: "Wait and see, I'll prove it to Your Majesty!"
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