Mr.
Lu Xun once said that if adult time is as interesting as childhood, life may be much more meaningful.Gao Teng thought that he could now live a very meaningful day every three or five days, and it was too pale to describe it with a strange biu, too weak to describe it with a crooked biu, and a little bit in line with his state of mind.He's completely resigned to his fate now.For a man as outstanding as him, life is destined to be unpeaceful, and it must be full of ups and downs.For example, he has gained a new superpower, "Wire Making".The effect of this superpower is highly overlapping with [Secreting Spider Silk], what does it portend?
It was a sign that he had to do something exciting.What tortoiseshell binding, rhombus rope binding, group binding, hanging, two-handed binding......
All kinds of rope skills have to be learned, no joke!
On this day, when Gao Teng was studying hard, his good brother Xue Dong called.This call was really unexpected, under normal circumstances, the two rarely chatted, Gao Teng only thought of this good brother when he had something, and his feelings were very pure.To Gao Teng's surprise, Xue Dong actually asked him to meet, which was obviously abnormal.Gao Teng immediately said that there is something to say, and with the relationship between them, there is nothing that cannot be said, don't be so outward.Xue Dong actually twisted uncharacteristically, and he must meet and talk.There was no way, Gao Teng asked this good brother to meet at home, and after waiting for about half an hour, Xue Dong knocked on the door.Open the door.Xue Dong is still dressed in the same dress, with a loose white T-shirt, loose pants, and flip-flops, revealing the temperament of a homeless man from top to bottom."
Why do you always dress like this?
Don't have any other clothes?
”Gao Teng couldn't help but complain.Xue Dong pursed the corners of his mouth, the cigarette in his mouth had already burned a lot, but not a single cigarette ash shook off, highlighting a temperament."
I bought a dozen sets of identical clothes, and it's called a trend.""
Hmm."
Gao Teng nodded, "I can see that you have that damp feeling wrapped in toilet paper." ”"To whom do you insult?"
Xue Dong glared, "I never use paper to wipe it, can't I just rub it with my hands?"
”Gao Teng took half a step back, "Or......
Do you wash your hands first?
”"Okay."
Xue Dong walked into the living room and saw two beautiful and shining girls.He looked at Gao Teng in shock, "Is your life so nourishing?"
”Gao Teng laughed and introduced: "Xia Ling, my eldest daughter, an S-level powerhouse of the Security Bureau, you should know her, right?"
Wang Ya, my second daughter, you saw it when the newcomers were training, you shouldn't have forgotten it, right?
”This is the first time Xue Dong has seen this novel way of introduction.Wang Ya jumped over, hugged Gao Teng's arm, greeted Xue Dong, and smiled sweetly: "Hello uncle." ”"......"
Xue Dong's brain was a little stunned, and he actually admitted it???
He instinctively looked at Xia Ling and found that this S-level powerhouse didn't say anything, and there was no sign of anger, and he was cutting vegetables very calmly."
Shibei should be impressed for three days, and I can be considered to have thoroughly understood the meaning of this sentence today.Brother Gao, I'm far inferior to you!!
”Xue Dong sighed loudly, the cigarette ash in his mouth shook off, and he completely lost his composure."
Yaya, make tea for your Uncle Xue.""
Okay."
Wang Ya left happily and went to get tea leaves to make tea.The two good brothers sat down on the sofa, and Wang Ya brought the tea.A cup was placed in front of Xue Dong.Holding a cup in your hand and blowing gently to cool down the tea, it is so thoughtful.Xue Dong's eyes were full of incredulity, did this good brother cast some spell on Wang Ya?
How obedient are you?
and Xia Ling, a dignified S-level powerhouse, actually cooked, and turned a deaf ear to Gao Teng's humiliation......
This good brother has too many cards!"
How do I think your superpower is to adjust the favorability?
I've only seen this kind of scene in Huang Man. ”Gao Teng waved his hand and said with a smile: "Isn't it the goal of all men to live a colorful life full of yellow?"
”Xue Dong sighed deeply, he had no chance.However, on second thought, it only takes a few seconds to get full anyway, and there is no need to bother others.The time to undress was enough for him to light a cigarette afterwards."
What did you come to me for?"
Gao Teng went straight to the point, took the tea handed over by Wang Ya and took a sip."
This ......
Actually......
It's nothing, it's just ......
I haven't seen you for a long time, come and see, I'll have a cup of tea and leave. ”"You don't want to hide it, with our relationship, what can't you say?
Good brother, why haven't you seen you for a few days, you have become so angry?
”Xue Dong smiled bitterly, "I'm ashamed to say that I've been targeted recently." ”"Oh?"
Gao Teng was surprised, "Is it a black-hearted factory that specializes in deceiving homeless people?"
”"That's good."
Xue Dong said with a tired expression, "It's the newcomer I taught before who wants to take revenge on me." ”"Not strange, not strange at all."
Gao Teng and Wang Ya spoke in unison."
Am I that bad?"
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Xue Dong said angrily, "I said those words to vaccinate you in advance, to prevent you from having high expectations and great disappointment in the Security Bureau, and then going to the road of self-destruction."
In the past, there were many new people who joined the security service and defected not long ago.And my percussive teaching has had a very good effect, and the defection rate of the newcomers I teach is very, very small.What is the reason?
It's because I let them know in advance about the imperfections of the Security Service.Otherwise, why do you think the Security Service has put me in charge of teaching new people all the time?
It's because my work ability is too good, and the newcomers I bring out are too good!!
”Gao Teng and Wang Ya nodded repeatedly.You're right.We believed."
What do you mean by your expressions?
Don't believe me?
”Xue Dong stood up, "Look, look at my clothes, my damn temperament, they are all supporting products of percussive teaching."
And for what, do you know?
That's right!
To dilute the newcomer's aversion to percussive teaching!
They're like, oh, look at this damn guy, he can't take his word for it, and they must not take it to heart.Then when they step into the complex environment of the Security Bureau, they will suddenly wake up to the fact that Mr.
Xue is right!
He was so well-intentioned, and now that I think back to everything he said, it was a wise saying, and I really regret that I didn't listen to more of his teachings.I now understand that he is my guiding light, my faith!!
”"Good brother, of course I'm sure of your level of work, how can I doubt you?"
Gao Teng said, "I'll be straight, what do you want me to help?"
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