Originally, Du Yuhui wanted to tell Sister Ling and Sister Hong how to solve this problem and let them continue to come on stage, but the joke came out, and the two of them couldn't go on stage if they were killed, so they had to solve this matter by themselves, right!
So Du Yuhui not only didn't sit down, but continued: "Mother, I can't solve this problem until I ask clearly!"
Hey, General Qiu, don't laugh, what are you laughing at!
I ask you if it's two balls, put it in the mouth of the skin bag, if so, I can put the balls in without destroying the balls and the skin!
”"Hahaha!!"
A lot of people are still laughing like crazy!"
Is that true?
That's right, just put them in, you say, how to put them in?
”General Qiu didn't laugh when he heard this, after all, if he put it in, he would have no 500,000 taels of silver!"
That's easy, just make the two balls a little bigger and smaller, and you'll be able to fit them in!!"
Du Yuhui said: "Puff cough cough" "Knock knock!!
Hahahaha!!
”This time, in addition to the last sound, many people have started to knock on the table and chairs!
Du Yuhui was talking serious nonsense, everyone else was crazy, even Lord Zhu on the stage sprayed two sips of tea in a row and went out, "Husband, can you really put that in it?"
”Sister Hong mustered up the courage to raise her head and asked: At this time, his mood is very complicated, playing is playing, the most critical time is that you are not successful, my man can untie it, at this time, the proud heart suppresses the shyness of the psychology!
That's why he asked!"
Husband, do you really know?"
Sister Ling also grabbed Du Yuhui's arm and asked, "Then one of you kisses me, and I will solve this problem, and 500,000 yuan will be given to you as a private room at that time" Du Yuhui has not finished speaking!
The two came over and kissed Du Yuhui on the face, and then Du Yuhui put his arms around the necks of the two and said, "I'll do it with you when I go back at night!"
”His voice was very low, and both of them let out a soft "en"!"
I don't know what you're laughing at!
Don't fucking laugh, I have something to say!
”Du Yuhui stood up and said loudly: "Ahaha" Another burst of laughter floated by, and when everyone laughed almost, Du Yuhui said again: "This Dali's General Qiu gave us Da Song a question of pretending eggs, then I'll tell him how to pretend eggs, okay?"
”"Hahaha!
Good!!
”Shouting good is still louder than laughing!"
Master Du, can you really solve this problem?"
General Qiu looked at Du Yuhui in surprise and asked, "I don't necessarily have to try to pretend to be eggs, I usually am best at installing lights!"
”Du Yuhui walked to the stage as he spoke!
At this time, many people reacted, and this Lord Du seems to be really sure!
Although what he just said was a bit of a pun, could he really solve it?"
Then you can give it a try!"
After seeing Du Yuhui come up, General Qiu handed him the eggs and skin bags and said, "Then I'm sorry!"
”When Du Yuhui came up, he picked up a piece of rice paper from the table, after all, he was just writing!
There was still a lot of paper in front of him, and then he continued to turn the skin bag filled with water upside down to control it, and then he tried the egg on the mouth of the skin, and then took out the fire fold to light the rice paper in his hand, and then threw it into the mouth of the skin, and quickly put the egg on the mouth of the skin, this is a test to burn the air in the skin, and then let the vacuum be formed inside, and use the pressure difference between the inside and outside to squeeze the egg into the skin, right!"
Wow!!
Went in, went in!!
”"What did my mom, Lord Du just do?
How did you get in!
”"Is it so simple, just take a piece of paper and burn it and go in!
Master Du doesn't know how to understand immortal arts, right?
”"Don't talk nonsense!
Could it be that he ordered rune paper?
”Everyone in the audience began to talk about it, and the people on the stage were dumbfounded, after all, this is amazing, of course, no one has thought about a question at this time, that is, whether the egg is broken!"
How about General Qiu, my ability to pretend to be an egg is okay!
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500,000 taels of silver, don't you want to deny it!
”Du Yuhui looked at General Qiu and said: "Lord Du is amazing, Lord Du is powerful, Da Song is really capable, admire and admire!"
”General Qiu wiped the sweat on his head and said, "Lord Du's eggs have entered, but we can't see if he is complete!"
”Check it out!
”Someone continued to shout: "That's right, that's right, bring a knife like this!!"
”General Qiu asked the entourage behind him and shouted, "General Qiu, what are you doing with a knife?"
”Du Yuhui was stunned for a moment and asked, "Take a knife?"
Of course, cut open the skin to see if the eggs are broken!
But don't worry, Lord Du, I will be careful, I will definitely not touch the eggs, I admit defeat in this game!
”General Qiu asked puzzledly: "Grass, it turns out that General Qiu only knows one thing but doesn't know the other!"
You Dali are going to cut this skin bag and break it once you put on eggs!
How will I use it in the future!
No wonder you Dali are widowed and small!
”Du Yuhui said: This pun made Du Yuhui say it!"
Hahahaha!!!!""
Lord Du, Lord Du, don't you say a few words, okay, I'm the best Biluochun!
I didn't drink a pot of tea, and I sprayed most of the pot and went out!
”Lord Zhu covered his stomach and said with a smile: "Lord Du, Lord Du, you have to say a few words less, I almost choked to death twice!"
”A colleague from the chess court said: "Could it be that Master Du, you have a good way to take out the eggs without destroying the skin?"
Can't!
”General Qiu heard what Du Yuhui said, so he asked, "Grass!"
You can put the eggs in, but you can't take them out, and you dare to run to Da Song to load the eggs?
”Du Yuhui listened to General Qiu's words and asked, "Hahaha!!
cough cough cough !!
”"Lord Puff, Lord Du, I won't drink this tea today, I'll give it to you!"
I wish you another squirt!"
I wish you what's wrong, sir?
I'm going to discuss with General Qiu the problem of putting two eggs in and taking them out, what does it have to do with you drinking tea?
”Du Yuhui's serious nonsense looks even more cute for your sister, especially at his age, right!"
Hahaha!"
Crazy and completely crazy, all those etiquette and reserved of the readers, under Du Yuhui's repeated puns, the whole audience was already in chaos, and many people laughed so much that they held the table and covered their stomachs, after all, when they said this in ancient times, it was very obscure, and Du Yuhui your sister said it over and over again in public, of course, the most critical problem is that he solved the problem of General Qiu, at this time, no one can say anything about him, or that he has no qualifications, And Du Yuhui's words mean that your own heads are filled with filthy things, but you can't blame me, I've always said two eggs and water skins, right!
It's just that sometimes I ignore what I say, and I can't always say it word for word!"
It's okay, it's okay, blame me, blame me!"
Lord Zhu also said helplessly: After all, can this matter still be broken with Du Yuhui?
Isn't your sister's one getting darker and darker!
I wish you no longer have to admit your mistakes!"
Lord Du, can you really take that egg out of the water bladder?"
Princess Anping suddenly ran over and asked: Although it is now full of jokes, curiosity still defeats shame, Du Yuhui glanced at Princess Anping and said: "Well, but I can only try and dare not guarantee, try it!"
”"Hurry up and try to show me!"
Princess Anping said impatiently: "Lord Du, what if you can't take it out?"
”General Qiu suddenly asked: You must know that Du Yuhui has just said that he can take it out, and when he saw Princess Anping's expectant eyes, he felt very uncomfortable, after all, we know that the princess is still very interested in these wonderful ideas, so Du Yuhui said that he wanted to try, and he actually asked: "Then General Qiu said what to do!"
”Du Yuhui didn't think about it so much, it was normal for him to be modest with the princess!"
Okay, how much silver did Master Du win from me just now, how about we bet on the silver in the last hand?"
General Qiu said: "That's a total of 650,000 taels!"
I put the silver ticket in Sister Hong's arms, and I won't take it out!
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”Du Yuhui said: "Hahaha, it's 650,000 taels, come on, I don't believe you can succeed?"
”General Qiu said: "The deal !!
”After Du Yuhui finished speaking, he began to move, he first asked people to bring two chairs, and then turned the water bladder upside down, of course, he had to adjust it, put the small head of the egg against the mouth of the bottle, and then put the water bladder between the two tables, so that the water bladder was fixed, and then Du Yuhui continued: "Grandfather and second uncle, you do me a favor, light all your cigarette pouches and pots, and then help me smoke a few times Hurry up first!"
”"Can I just finish pumping!!"
When the third uncle saw that he had used them, he asked, "Can you put tobacco on it and smoke two more puffs, and bring me all the unfinished ones!"
”Du Yuhui said: Then Du Yuzhu packed up the cigarette bag pots at home and took them together, Du Yuhui put the cigarette bag pot face up on the bottom of the leather bag, Du Yuhui did this for one purpose, if you use fire to bake the bottom of the water bladder, it is easy to burn it directly, and use multiple cigarette bags and pots After all, if there are fireworks in the pot, the temperature is still there, and the front is a metal rod, so there is no problem with heat conduction, and its purpose is to heat the air in the water bladder.
Use the principle of thermal expansion and cold contraction to squeeze out the eggs, right?