"Let's not talk about this tobacco for now, let's talk about this chili noodles!
May I ask Master Kong, what does this chili pepper look like?
”Du Yuhui asked very leisurely: Yes, if Kong Changshun found the chili pepper, then why did he come to Da Song with the chili noodles!
Just take the chili pepper and bring it right!
And what the real chili pepper looks like, it can be said that only the people of Dujiazhuang know, because after they are planted, they are picked, even if they are put in the restaurant, it is also the back kitchen!
No one else sees it!
Besides, it's just stir-fried meat with sharp peppers or something, and the chili peppers you eat are also cut into slices, right?
How do you know if he is round or square, or long!"
What does chili pepper look like" Kong Changshun was a little confused after hearing this, and repeated it mechanically: "Yes!
What does this chili look like?
You guys found the chili pepper, didn't you?
Then what are you doing by grinding chili peppers into chili noodles?
Wouldn't it be nice to just get the chili peppers!
Isn't that redundant now?
Master Kong, don't tell me, you haven't seen what a real chili pepper looks like, if you haven't seen it, why do you say that you, the envoy, came to our Great Song Dynasty to make nonsense?
Still pricing with us?
Hehehe!
”Du Yuhui continued to ask with a smile: "Of course I've seen it, but this time I left in a hurry, and I brought chili noodles!"
”Kong Changshun said: "Oh?
Wouldn't that be easy?
First of all, you draw a chili pepper for me, if you can draw it, and secondly, you are sending someone back to Goryeo as soon as possible, and bring a few real chili peppers, isn't it!
Only then can I lose my heart!
Otherwise, you go to the street to buy 2 catties of chili noodles, and then run to our Great Song Dynasty Hall for this and that, hehehe!
You know, you're not just a divisive ploy!
It's also a crime of deception!
”Du Yuhui said: "Yes, Master Kong, since you have seen it, can you draw a general appearance!"
Even if you don't know how to draw, you can do it!
”As soon as Lord Zhu saw Kong Changshun's confused appearance, he knew that he was probably going to know, so he immediately said: "Then we are talking about this tobacco, hehehe!"
Master Kong, this is a tobacco leaf, I want to know what this tobacco looks like, don't tell me you haven't seen it either!
In that case, you Koreans would be really fucking interesting!
got a guy who didn't understand four or six to make us Da Song, and then returned their meal to death a person, and as a result, all the blame was fucking put on us, do you think you hugged Jin Guo's thigh, and you fucking think that our Da Song is a bully?
Then you made a lot of nonsense in the court, saying how your King of Goryeo is, and want our Majesty to follow suit, fortunately, our Majesty is the Emperor of the Ages, and there is no discord with you, once Your Majesty is shaken, if we let our lord's mansion also hand over the remaining chili noodles and tobacco, then Your Majesty's move will definitely chill the hearts of our father and son, and when the time comes, we will be separated from Your Majesty, and you will look at the monkey show of our Great Song Dynasty monarchs, right!
”Du Yuhui said fiercely: Yes, he also ordered Zhao Gou by the way, once you Zhao Gou have other thoughts, then our father and son will not work for you with all their lives, and you can also see who Qin Hui and they are!
At the same time, no one knows what tobacco looks like, to be honest, right?
So Du Yuhui took out the tobacco to talk about it again, Kong Changshun was even more confused, yes, how did he know what these things looked like!"
Your Majesty, the Goryeo envoy openly used the discord in my court, not to mention, but also openly deceived the king, it can be seen that the king of Goryeo is indeed a wolf ambition, and what happened in Xinfanlou, Wei Chen thought, it must be Kong Changshun and their premeditated plan, and we are with Gao Shui Chang of Goryeo Mountain, not to mention the long distance, there is no intersection at all, if they say that there is no one behind them, the minister will not believe it!"
Lord Zhu came out and said: "Come on, give Kong Changshun a pen and paper first, let him draw tobacco and chili peppers, let's not be too arbitrary, after all, Kong Changshun hasn't drawn yet, right?"
”Hearing this, Zhao Gou also said with a dark face: Yes, I was almost played as a monkey, no!
Fortunately, he didn't mean to move the father and son of the lord's mansion now, otherwise if he said something wrong, it would really be possible to make Du Yuhui feel worried, and then things would be troublesome, right!"
Master Kong, please!"
Gonggong Huang took a pen and paper to Kong Changshun and said: "Your Majesty, that minister has never seen it, can you let the minister go back and send someone to send tobacco and chili peppers!"
Because of the hurry of coming this time, and my Majesty the King also gave these things to the ministers, maybe my Majesty the King was also thoughtless, which led to this situation, but I can guarantee with a human head that our Goryeo people have indeed found chili peppers and tobacco!
”Kong Changshun thought for a while and said: Yes, he can't admit this, if he admits it, then he will be a capital crime, after all, the crime of bullying the king!
Although it is said that the two armies are fighting and not killing, but not in this peacetime, the key is that Du Yuhui said that he came to use the discord meter, you fucking ran to our court to use the discord meter, do I still keep you!
So he was scared too!"
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Hehehe!
Waiting for you to go back?
You haven't been here to my Dragon Banner Festival, I'm waiting for you to go back?
When the time comes, you will never return!
What are you supposed to be?
”Zhao Gou smiled and said: "Your Majesty, otherwise let Kong Changshun send someone back, just give them a month, the minister estimates that the back and forth is not enough, as Your Majesty said, let's not wronged a good person, and don't let go of a bad person, of course, everything that happened today, we need Master Kong to write it again, and then sign and draw it, but don't have a situation like Ichiro Hirakawa, even if we detain Master Kong in the Great Song Dynasty, he will commit suicide in fear of sin.
Then this basin was buckled on the heads of our Great Song monarchs and ministers, this" Du Yuhui didn't finish his words, Cui Hui immediately said: "Shut up, Lord Du, you are disrespectful to Your Majesty, what is a basin" "I can understand, this is little Du Aiqing is afraid that I will suffer, but the rhetoric is indecent!"
”Zhao Gou interrupted Cui Hui's words and said: "Your Majesty Xie doesn't blame, the minister did break his word, but these people are really too hateful, what do they treat our Great Song Dynasty as, the previous Xixia Li Zhu said well, as a result, the minister went out, if it weren't for Mongolia and Western Liao, the minister couldn't come back, and then their national letter was brought by Zhang Tonggu, and then the Japanese people committed suicide, and there was the loss of Princess Dali.
This Princess Anping hasn't been found yet!
Goryeo began to make trouble again, and the ministers were also in an atmosphere, so I asked Your Majesty for forgiveness!
”Du Yuhui immediately said: Actually, he did it on purpose, if Du Yuhui didn't want people to grab the handle, he wouldn't say that, right!"
Hehehe!
It's okay, it's okay, I can understand it, and there are a lot of things about Aiqing during this time hahaha!
Aiqing continued!
”Zhao Gou said: Nonsense, others think that Du Yuhui went to the mountains to catch monkeys, but Zhao Gou can not know what Du Yuhui is doing?
He and Zhao Cong went to Yangzhou Mansion for the imperial examination, and everything that happened along the way was watched by someone!
You must know that Zhao Gou can arrange for Du Yuhui and them to go to the imperial examination, and he can also arrange for others to pretend to be scholars for the imperial examination, right, but Du Yuhui and Zhao Cong don't know, and on both sides of Zhao Cong and Du Yuhui's room, they are all arranged by Zhao Gou, so Zhao Cong and they think that Zhao Gou doesn't know what happened in the examination room!
But is it possible!
In addition, in order to verify with Zhao Cong, Zhao Gou asked Zhao Cong what happened here, and Zhao Cong didn't have anything to hide, he told it!
So how busy Du Yuhui is, Zhao Gou still knows very well!"
Wei Chen thinks that in order to avoid those things from happening, he must get the confession of Master Kong, although he is a messenger, but he ran to our Great Song Dynasty one is to use a divisive strategy, and the second is the crime of bullying the king!
At the same time, he also went to our family's Xinfan Building to do something, although we can give Master Kong time and ask him to send someone back to get chili peppers and tobacco, but that is His Majesty's virtue of a good life, if it is according to my idea, it is not too much to cut him directly. ”Du Yuhui said: "Kong Changshun, what do you think?"
”Zhao Gou called his name and asked: "Your Majesty" Kong Changshun was a little stunned, if he wrote this thing and signed it, hehehe!
Then there's big trouble!"
Oh, Lord Kong, you don't have to worry, you are just an executor in this matter, isn't the real problem with the King of Goryeo!
Don't worry, even if the people you sent back can't come back in a month and a half and can't get anything, your majesty won't kill you, didn't I say it earlier!
I'll go with you to fight our lawsuit in Goryeo, and then we'll see how I refute it, and you're not a few kings of Goryeo!
Let you know that although our Great Song Dynasty has been a vassal to the Jin Kingdom, not all cats and dogs can kick their noses in the face!
”Du Yuhui said: "Lord Du, this matter has been revealed, is it possible that you still want to go to Goryeo?"
”After listening to Du Yuhui's words, Zhao Gou frowned, and Lord Zhu immediately came out and said: Nonsense, Du Yuhui is going to Goryeo to confront the king of Goryeo, does Du Yuhui think that no one is his opponent in the mouth fight, he can't float, you must know that it is the territory of Goryeo, if there are three long and two short, it can be said that it is a broken humerus of the lord!