"Yang Goudan, you are not ashamed.
You are so old and you still wear crotchless pants.
Tell us if you still wet the bed now so your mother is afraid that you will wet your pants."
A fat man from another village next door jumped out first to tease Yang Ming.
In his opinion, it is very interesting.
At least it can give himself and a group of friends a little spice of life.
"That's right, Yang Goudan, if you don't know how to pee, why don't you just sit down and pee, so you don't have to worry about wetting your pants, hahaha?"
"Isn't it a pussy that squats to urinate?
I'm really laughing at you asking Yang Goudan to imitate a pussy."
"Hey" Yang Ming felt helpless for a while, so he had to lead Dahuang to get around these naughty kids.
It was pointless to argue with them.
"Look, Yang Goudan was fooled by us.
He ran away.
Everyone stopped him and asked him to tell him how he peed."
Seeing that Yang Ming was about to leave, the little fat man quickly called a group of friends to hold Yang Ming tightly.
Surround.
"Hahahaha" Yang Ming didn't leave, and suddenly laughed, which made everyone confused, but his eyes seemed to be a little disdainful.
Little Fatty: "Yang Goudan, why are you laughing?"
"Yes, why are you laughing?
If you don't say anything, we won't let you go."
"Yes, don't let him go" Yang Ming looked at them: "You really want to know" "Stop talking nonsense, speak quickly, or else be careful with our fists."
The little fat man was a little impatient.
"Confucius said: A gentleman hides his balls, but a villain hides his penis.
Do you know what it means?"
Yang Ming grinned and asked everyone.
"Ah" the little fat man was confused.
The so-called reading is just a formality for these guys.
The madam said it to the saint every day, and the naughty children said it to me every day.
They didn't understand what they were talking about at all.
When they saw Yang Ming's so-called Confucius You have a big brain, so you still know what it means In fact, it’s not surprising.
The emphasis on reading in ancient times is that the meaning of the book will be revealed after reading it a hundred times.
It’s just that a group of Meng children have no intention of learning and can’t even read a few big characters.
How can they understand the essence of it, no matter what the old master is saying on the podium?
The children below were frothing at the mouth like a group of elm lumps that had been unable to wake up for a long time.
Rotten wood cannot be carved I'm talking about guys like Little Fatty.
Yang Ming saw the fat man and others looking at him stupidly, smiled, and said: "The so-called gentleman is flattering Dandan, look, I am flattering Dandan.
This means being bright and arrogant."
After speaking, Yang Ming pointed to the two naughty children in front and said: "Look at you, look.
This is the villain.
It is the villain who hides and tucks his penis."
After saying this, a group of naughty children were left stunned.
"Fat brother, what Yang Goudan said is not unreasonable.
My husband seemed to have said this in school."
"No wonder Master always says that what he teaches is the way of a gentleman.
Is it because we hide our penises?"
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"Fat brother, why don't we take off our pants?"
Seeing that it was almost time, Yang Ming stopped paying attention to this group of immoral 2bs, and walked towards the river dam with Rhubarb in hand.
What a beautiful day.
Lao Niu is very happy because there will be fat and tender grass to eat soon.
Yang Ming is also very happy.
There will soon be a group of 2bs without pants.
The wind in the river dam was gentle, like a pair of gentle hands touching everything in the world, including flowers, grass, trees, including Yang Ming.
Lying on the big stone where he often rests, he lets Rhubarb move freely.
At this time, Rhubarb is always the happiest.
From time to time, he will stick out his tongue to tease Yang Ming and lick his face.
After all, I was thinking too much last night and didn't sleep well, so I just fell asleep under the rising sunshine.
Just as he was sleeping soundly, suddenly, the wind seemed to pick up a bit, and it made his face feel very uncomfortable.
It seemed that Dahuang was naughty again.
Yang Ming turned over and wanted to teach Dahuang a lesson.
When he got up, the first thing that came into view was It turned out to be the fat face of the little fat man, and then an angry old man behind him looked at him with a murderous look.
"Master Liu, Yang Goudan is awake," the little fat man reported to the old master tremblingly, his hands a little fat.
"You're the guy who said that the gentleman has his balls and the villain is hiding his penis."
The old master became very aggressive when they met.
He stretched out his big hand to catch Yang Ming.
While grabbing him back, he said: "Today I will You need to ask your parents how they taught you."
"Stop!"
Yang Ming quickly stopped.
This good guy doesn't even make sense.
He has to go to his parents to complain as soon as they meet.
This is totally unreasonable.
Besides, let him take him back without being hung on a tree and beaten by the old man.
"Well, what else do you have to say?"
The old master hummed when Yang Ming interrupted him, but he finally stopped.
He wanted to see how Yang Ming would react.
Yang Ming didn't dare to admit it.
If he admitted it, he would be beaten.
He didn't want to get fat on his butt, so he asked: "Master, Yang Ming admires your noble virtues.
It's just that it would be unfair to define this matter without clearly understanding the reason."
Hearing what he said, Old Master Liu was very surprised.
A boy who had never been to school actually spoke clearly and clearly.
Although his voice was not loud, he was hinting at him.
He looked like an ordinary naughty boy and he was only five or six years old.
He looks like he can actually herd cattle by himself.
Just because of this, he is no ordinary kid.
"Then have you ever said something about Junzitan's balls?"
"Master must have been deceived by a villain."
The villain Yang Ming was talking about was naturally the little fat man.
Regardless of his murderous eyes, he continued: "My family is from a poor family.
I recently bought a cow, so I can't afford to buy clothes." , this friend brought a group of students to make fun of me, Master, can I ask him if it is true?"
Under Old Master Liu's stern eyes, the little fat man nodded despite the atmosphere.
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Yang Ming added: "So, the boy decided to reason with them.
I said at that time, the sage said: A gentleman is magnanimous, and a villain is always worried.
The so-called gentleman should be magnanimous and tell others everything he can, while the so-called villain is naturally I hide it and don’t dare to tell others, is this what I said to this fat classmate?”
The little fat man didn't like to read, so he didn't even understand the meaning, but he felt that Yang Goudan had said that, so he had no choice but to nod.
Seeing the little fat man nodding, Yang Ming could only smile bitterly and said: "Master, look at me trying to reason with them, but how they understand it is none of my business."
What he meant by this was very clear.
I talk to your students about truth and character.
If your students don't understand, it's none of their business.
Old Master Liu was angry and wanted to slap the little fat man, but suddenly his eyes lit up.
After decades of studying, he was still just a child.
Now that he thinks about it, he is still too pedantic to pass the examination, so there is nothing he can do about it.
He once asked a classmate who had a reputation as a scholar for advice.
Just as he thought, he was indeed pedantic and it was inevitable that he would fail
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