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Chapter 312: People Are Stupid


The female spirit monkey held Xiao Fan all the way up.Xiao Fan looked at the female monkey and said, "I remember that only sixth-order spirit beasts can speak human words, why can fifth-order spirit monkeys speak human words?"

”"That's because we're smart."

The female spirit monkey said proudly.Xiao Fan: "......"

"I really don't see where I'm smart!"

”Mo shook the sky and complained."

Our Spirit Monkey Race is smarter than the Terrans!"

The female spirit monkey said.Xiao Fan: "???

”"There is a saying that the human race evolved from the spirit ape."

Mother Spirit Monkey Road."

I haven't heard of it."

Xiao Fan said.The mother spirit monkey glanced at Xiao Fan Dao, "It is said that in ancient times, the spirit ape ancestor and the spirit monkey ancestor fought a big battle, and the spirit monkey ancestor won, so there is a human race."

It can be seen that our spirit monkeys are smarter than humans. ”"Huh?"

Xiao Fan was stunned, "Okay, you're right. ”A moment later, the spirit monkey was still climbing with Xiao Fan."

Not there yet?"

Xiao Fan asked."

Very high."

Mother Spirit Monkey Road."

How tall?"

Xiao Fan asked."

Very high, very high."

Mother Spirit Monkey Road.Xiao Fan suddenly saw the corpses of many vultures hanging on the high place.These vultures seem to have been dead for many days.They are all very large.The largest has seven or eight wings!

Judging from the momentum of these corpses, many of them are fourth-order, and there are even quite a few fifth-order!"

What's the matter with these vulture corpses?"

Xiao Fan asked curiously."

These vultures are our enemies!"

The female spirit monkey suddenly gritted her teeth.Xiao Fan suddenly thought of the last spirit grass, the Heavenly Cicada Spirit Leaf.There are many dense forests in the place where the cicada spirit leaf is located, which is called the "cicada forest".According to Kaede Girl, there are many vultures all over the place!

Could it be said?"

These vultures can't be those guys from the Cicada Forest, right?"

Xiao Fan asked."

Ah, yes!

How do you know?

”The female spirit monkey looked at Xiao Fan.Xiao Fan said, "I also suffer from it!"

”"Boss, why did you open your mouth to come, we haven't seen those vultures at all!"

Mo shocked the sky and said weakly.Xiao Fan fell into deep thought.I see!

These vultures have a grudge against the spirit monkeys!

And it looks like it's going on to die!

Is it possible to take advantage of it?

Kaede Girl has fought the vultures of the Cicada Forest several times and is very experienced in dealing with them.These vultures attack with claw strikes, beak pecking, and are said to be particularly fond of pecking at the assholes of spirit beasts with their long pointed beaks!

So many spirit animals hate these vultures.In addition to this, vultures have a way to attack!

Some vultures above the fourth order are born with a flame in their bodies!

So they can spew flames!

These vultures love nothing more than to peck at the Skinned Swallow with their long pointed beaks, and then burn off the fur from the spirit beast with flames!

For spirit monkeys, the skin swallow is very important.A nice coat is also important!"

I see that Monkey San seems to have lost a lot of hair on his body, could it be that he was also burned by vultures?"

Xiao Fan asked."

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yes, these goddamn vultures!"

The female spirit monkey said, "Look closely, many of our spirit monkeys have been humiliated by vultures!

”"I'm sorry to hear that."

Xiao Fan said politely.Actually, he wanted to laugh.But he held back.Because he is professionally trained!

Mo shocked the sky and said, "Boss, you are too capable of pretending!"

”"Hahahaha."

Hearing Mo's shocking words, Xiao Fan couldn't hold back anymore and laughed."

What are you laughing at?"

The female spirit monkey asked."

I remember something happy."

Xiao Fan covered his mouth and said."......" the female spirit monkey said suddenly, "look at my ass!"

”The female spirit monkey turned her butt towards Xiao Fan.Xiao Fan accidentally caught a glimpse.He regretted seeing it!

It's just not suitable for children!

He regretted it.Damn, why can't he control his eyes!"

What does it feel?"

The female spirit monkey asked."

I feel like there's an alien staring at my soul."

Xiao Fan was shocked."......"

"Damn vultures, I'm going to kill them!"

”The female spirit monkey suddenly became furious, and her chest continued to rise and fall.Xiao Fan didn't know how to comfort it."

O my Fur Swallow!

They pecked at you!

Damn a thousand cuts guy!

”The female spirit monkey said, "I'm so sad!

”"It's just a little bit of weather."

Xiao Fan said lightly.A tall man.Mo was stunned, "Boss, you, you are ......"

The female spirit monkey was also stunned, "I didn't expect you to be a poet, in fact, I am also a wet man." ”Xiao Fan: "You are a monkey, not a human." ”"Oh, that's the wet monkey."

The female spirit monkey said.Xiao Fan couldn't help but pat his head and muttered, "I'm convinced, I stepped on a horse, there are no serious spirit beasts in this Purple Dragon Mountain!"

”"Boss, have you ever considered that it was your problem?"

Mo said in a shocking voice."

What do you mean?"

Xiao Fan asked."

Could it be that it's because you've come into contact with these spirit beasts that they've become less serious?"

Mo shocked the sky and said weakly."

you."

Xiao Fan said.The female spirit monkey continued to pull Xiao Fan to climb.The house is slowly enlarging.Almost there!

There are also more and more vulture carcasses here.And it's all fifth-order!"

It's only by looking at these damn vulture corpses that I can get a good night's sleep every day!"

The female spirit monkey said.Bang!

The two came to the cabin.The wooden house is very large, more than a dozen feet long.Xiao Fan looked at the top of the Buddha fruit tree for a long time.There is no Buddha Heart Fruit!"

Huh?"

Xiao Fan was stunned.What about the Buddha's heart fruit?

Where did the damn spirit monkey hide the Buddha's Heart Fruit?"

Come in."

The female spirit monkey stepped into the wooden house first.Xiao Fan walked into the wooden house and immediately saw a large bed inside.There are also a lot of wooden tables."

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It's very human!"

Xiao Fan couldn't help but sigh."

My home is good, isn't it?"

Mother Spirit Monkey Road.Rumble!

A piece of wood fell from the wooden roof and smashed directly on the head of the mother spirit monkey.The female spirit monkey broke the blood flow directly!

Xiao Fan: "......" was silent for a moment, Xiao Fan said, "But your wooden house should also be repaired." ”This sixth-order spirit monkey has learned a lot of habits from humans."

Huh?"

Xiao Fan heard a sound of footsteps, "What's that sound?"

Is there anyone, no, and monkeys in there?

”"No, no."

The female spirit monkey said.Xiao Fan looked into the wooden house, the layout was extremely rough, but there were a lot of gadgets.Two wooden tables.One has a mirror on it, and some women's gadgets.The other has a number of jade slips and maps.Xiao Fan suddenly asked, "There won't be another Monkey King, right?"

”"Yes," the female spirit monkey did not shy away, "I am the rubbing hemp of the Monkey King." ”"?"

Xiao Fan was stunned.A married woman!

This female spirit monkey is so shameless!"

Hit a ruthless man, boss, ah no, ruthless monkey!"

Ink screams good guys.Xiao Fan's scalp was numb.Why did he come directly to someone's lair!

Two sixth-order spirit monkeys!

Horse-stepping!

Don't force yourself to use the Broken Sword Body for a while!

Otherwise, I'm really going to gag!"

Human, what's your name?"

The female spirit monkey asked."

Xiao Fan."

Xiao Fan said."

Xiao Fan, please take a seat."

Mother Spirit Monkey Road.Xiao Fan sat down.The female spirit monkey made tea for Xiao Fan."

Xiao Fan, please drink tea."

Mother Spirit Monkey Road.Xiao Fan was so shocked that his mouth grew, how could this guy suddenly become serious.Where can he drink, he is wondering what he will do when the monkey king comes back?"

By the way, when will the Monkey King come back?

Let's just say that we can't cheat openly, right?

”Xiao Fan asked."

Fool," said the female spirit monkey, "of course you have to carry a monkey on your back!"

”Xiao Fan: "......" the mother spirit monkey said, "He will only come back in one day, and he will go out for three days!"

”"Okay."

Xiao Fan nodded.He is going to set up a set of this female spirit monkey, where did the Buddha Heart Fruit go.He came up to get the Buddha's heart fruit!

Who the wants to fall in love with a monkey!

And that......

Suddenly.Under the Buddha's heart tree, a monkey cry sounded."

Roar......

Ahhh ”"Roar......

Whoa, whoa!

”The female spirit monkey was startled, walked out of the wooden house, and looked down."

Oh no, hide!"

The female spirit monkey shouted."

What's wrong?"

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Xiao Fan asked.It can't be the Monkey King coming back, right?

Horse-stepping!

That's unlucky, isn't it?"

The Monkey King is back!

Get under the bed!

”The female spirit monkey is very experienced, "Normally, he doesn't check the bottom of the bed!"

”Xiao Fan: "......"

Mo exclaimed, "I'm Cao, boss, you can do what you say!"

”In an instant, Xiao Fan was forced into the bottom of the bed by the female spirit monkey.There was a sound of footsteps.Seems to be the Monkey King?

At this time, Xiao Fan felt something strange under the bed.He looked into the darkness, and he was completely dumbfounded.Nima?

There are still three monkeys hidden in this!

Xiao Fan stopped thinking......

"Wait, my brain is burning!"

”……