Shui Lingshuo almost wanted to curse.
However, her obsession with life prompted her to finally accept the cruel fact: she is not the vixen that everyone scolds, nor is she a pure or beautiful flower demon, nor is she a tall and arrogant mythical beast, but just an ordinary person.
Common food, eggplant Braised eggplant in oil, eggplant with minced meat, three delicacies from the ground, salted fish and eggplant in pot.
In short, the kitchen is her execution ground, and being a delicious dish is her life.
Gu Jinxiu took out a slender purple eggplant and showed it to her: "Well, your true body looks like this."
Shui Lingshuo secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
She was really afraid that she would be like some cute eggplants who coiled themselves into a ball.
It was okay, although the appearance of growing into a pole was also very annoying.
Then, Gu Jinxiu cut the eggplant.
Shui Lingshuo: "" Next is the moment to witness the miracle.
Gu Jinxiu cooked a table full of dishes, the main ingredients of which were eggplants.
All the eggplants in the two big baskets died tragically under his knife, completing the greatest mission in life.
Shui Lingshuo was inexplicably sad.
However, the executioner said to her seriously: "You can eat whatever you eat to replenish your body.
Your soul and body are already unstable.
You have been hit hard this time, so you must replenish yourself."
So Shui Lingshuo vomited wildly after this meal.
But Gu Jinxiu told her that it was because her current physical body was incompatible with her soul body and caused repulsion.
Shui Lingshuo buried the "bodies" she had spit out with tears in her eyes, feeling that the world was full of sadness.
Gu Jinxiu covered it with another pile of soil, sighed and said sadly: "If you feel uncomfortable, just go and rest.
You don't have to be cautious all the time.
I also know that I have a bad temper, and it was not my intention to hit you.
I will change it in the future” Shui Lingshuo quickly picked up the small shovel and ran away.
It's surprising that this tyrant-like guy could change even a little bit.
Every time he was slightly dissatisfied, he would slap her and then pretend to repent after the slap.
Over the past five days, her pretty face had become so swollen that she couldn't even see it.
Get to know yourself.
She was beaten before she finished eating the eggplant, she was beaten even if she vomited it up after eating too much, and she was beaten even if she vomited in his strange wasteland, as if she was his child, she was beaten in various ways and continued to be beaten.
In short, I ate several baskets of eggplants and suffered a lot from Big-Eared Buzzard.
However, it did not have much effect.
She was still just a "walking zombie" with no trace of her existence.
Gu Jinxiu explained that it was because of her low intelligence.
He stuffed a strange Kung Fu book directly from her forehead into her head.
At that time, he said: "You follow the method mentioned above every day, and your shadow will come out in less than three days." ” But five days have passed.
No matter how good-hearted Shui Lingshuo was, she didn't dare to be blindly confident.
In the past two days, she couldn't help but sigh: "Eggplant's IQ is really low."
She thought that her eggplant would be a special case.
Gu Jinxiu pulled out two foxtail grass from his weedy wasteland and handed them to her, comforting: "Don't be anxious, eat two of these slowly."
Shui Lingshuo: "" Every time after vomiting, he would let her chew this thing, saying that it was a magical herb that aided digestion after meals and could help her absorb the eggplants she ate to the maximum extent.
She refused the first time, but after taking a bite due to his lustful power, she became uncontrollably obsessed with the taste of the grass.
"I'm going to finish all this foxtail grass."
Shui Lingshuo looked very sad as she chewed the grass.
Gu Jinxiu corrected her in a deep voice: "I told you that this is green light, not foxtail grass.
If you are really afraid of spoiling things, practice wholeheartedly and refine the shadow as soon as possible."
Shui Lingshuo handed him the two grass roots: "You can take them and plant them to see if they can grow again.
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My eggplant head is so bad, it's hopeless."
Gu Jinxiu stared at the two grass roots in front of him for a long time, but finally couldn't hold back and slapped them, knocking them to the ground.
He couldn't help roaring: "I told you, it's not easy to grow these spiritual plants with my current strength, how can I resurrect them again?"
"You can't bear to blame me."
Shui Lingshuo rolled her eyes.
But she cried on her face: "You want to hit me again" Gu Jinxiu and Shui Lingshuo tortured each other for two more days, and finally broke down completely and drove her out of the yard: "If you don't miss the old relationship and don't want to make progress, I will break up with you as you wish.
From now on, you can go your own way."
I cross my single-plank bridge" Shui Lingshuo shed a handful of hot tears and rolled away gorgeously in the dead of night.
Then she started her ghost career.
She first went to find Shiyi to inquire about various gossips, but the strong little beggar was frightened to the point of peeing.
She had to talk hard to get him to recognize her again, and then he basically learned what had happened in the past few days when she disappeared.
However, when she was about to leave, the little beggar who always did more than talked nonsense suddenly asked her expectantly to avenge his family.
For good reason, because she's a ghost.
Shui Lingshuo agreed to him without thinking.
After all, she also found that being a "ghost" was indeed much more efficient than being a human being.
Then she went to Shangshu Mansion again.
After Shi Yi said that she "died", Lin Cailan had been very sad and fell ill in bed.
However, she sneaked into Lin Cailan's house and overheard this conversation: The man said: "You are such a shameless old man."
The woman said: "Master, don't you always like this?"
Shui Lingshuo climbed in through the window without belief.
Then she saw Lin Cailan sitting on the old fat man Shui Fanzhi, panting: "Master, I want to give you another son."
The two people were so lost in selflessness that they didn't see her at all.
Shui Lingshuo silently returned the same way.
Very good, Lin Cailan is still full of pursuit of life and full of confidence in herself.
She had absolutely nothing to worry or feel guilty about.
After that, she went to Shui Lingqian's place, walked into her boudoir in a big way, took her out of the bed, and made a face for her.
Then after she was frightened and fainted, he confiscated her private money.
She glanced at her before leaving, but she woke up again: "Shuo'er, don't blame me.
I also wanted to bring you and Lin Zhi together, so I put something in your tea.
Who would have thought that he would think you were doing that with another man?
Don’t come over here.
I was wrong."
Shui Lingshuo finally escaped from Shangshu's Mansion, and she got angry just thinking about it.
She just wanted to teach Shui Lingqian a lesson for her predecessor, but the squeamish woman's voice was sharp and sharp.
She just slapped her and shocked all the guards in the palace.
If Gu Jinxiu hadn't given her food supplements and various physical training in the past few days, she would have almost become the first ghost in history to be caught by ordinary people
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