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Chapter 174: Marriage Trivialities


Chapter 174: Marriage Matters It’s not good to copy anyone’s lyrics.

With some drunkenness and courage, I actually copied Mr.

Runzhi’s Que Qin Yuan Chun, not to mention the artistic level of this Que’s lyrics that ordinary people cannot reach.

The domineering power shown in the words alone can probably be found in many poems throughout the ages.

However, now that things have happened, it is impossible for Zhu Bayi to deny that he did not write half of the poems.

Emperor Qin, Emperor Wu of Han, Emperor Zong of Tang and Song Dynasty, plus Genghis Khan, have belittled every emperor in history.

Except for him, a great rebel, any ordinary scholar who has the courage to write such an irony will be sued by a "careful person", and the heads of the whole family together will not be enough to be chopped off.

Since he has traveled through time and space, Zhu Bayi is not afraid of being pursued for copyright.

But the problem came again.

The upper half of the paper was still empty.

How could Zhu Ba11 pay for it?

Although the Xuzhou area was not as warm as the 21st century where Zhu Dapeng lived, it snowed in winter.

The days are numbered.

What's more, the opening sentence of the poem points out, "The scenery of the North, thousands of miles of ice, thousands of miles of snow."

For a pig-killer who has never even been to Xuzhou City a few times, it is impossible unless it is a dream.

You can see it.

However, he soon stopped worrying about the first half of the poem.

The legendary Tiande Zodiac Day was coming soon, and he, Zhu Bayi, a virgin from two lifetimes, was going to get married.

Although Mr.

Su and Old Master Lu adhered to the principle of "seizing the day and night, keeping it as simple as possible", on the day of the wedding, the mansion of the Grand Steward was still extremely lively.

Because there were no elders in the man's family, Sesame Li rushed over dragging his sick body to perform the wedding ceremony for his beloved general, who was already in a semi-independent state.

For the woman, two disciples of Lu Luzeng came forward to greet the man and sing in harmony.

The surrounding red scarf princes, who could make it in time after receiving the news, specially sent a generous gift.

Even Liu Futong, who was far away in Bianliang, sent his favorite general Guan Duo to escort a shipload of gold, silver and jewelry from the Yellow River.

It is said that one of the important functions of weddings is to exhaust the courage of the bride and groom, making them afraid to get married again.

In Zhu Dapeng's memory, there are also several weddings in the 21st century, which were grand and exhausting.

After Zhu Ba11 previewed it in advance, he basically felt that marriages were made for other people, which was equivalent to an ordeal for the parties involved.

When it was his turn, he suddenly realized that this was not only a hardship, it was even worse than the several natural disasters he experienced when he was a child.

After enduring it, he completely lost himself.

He was like a walking zombie, letting the guests around him do whatever they wanted.

Fortunately, the customs of this era are relatively conservative, and it is not very popular to have a wedding ceremony.

The groom entertained with the guests until midnight, and everyone made some good-natured jokes.

Then an elder came forward, took over the groom, and continued drinking with the male guests.

Then the man's brothers and sisters will surround him and send him into the new house, and then a sister-in-law with two children will throw some grains on the washing bed and sing a few blessing songs.

Everyone laughed and retreated, leaving the entire space completely to the newlyweds.

When the bridal chamber became completely quiet, Zhu Bayi finally regained some consciousness.

At the same time, he sadly discovered that no one had taught him what to do next, and neither Zhu Dapeng nor Zhu Laowen's memory was a blank slate.

The candle is very bright.

It is made by craftsmen from Huai'an City using spermaceti transported from Dashi Country and mixed with ambergris and beeswax.

It also has a faint sweetness when lit, which is very refreshing.

Under the candlestick, there is a red lacquer tray with a pair of long gilded chopsticks, a small wine bottle, and a pair of exquisite mandarin duck cups.

There happens to be a pair on the left and right, one female and one male.

They are affectionate and look so warm.

Farther away from the tray is a beautiful teapot and several clean tea cups.

It is also served on a vermilion lacquer tray, which is exquisite and a bit luxurious.

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His throat moved slightly and he swallowed.

He stood up and walked to the table, poured himself a full cup of tea, and drank it in big gulps.

Then I still felt extremely thirsty, so I poured a second cup, and a third cup, one by one, but the more I drank, the less I had any idea.

"Husband, can you pour me a cup of tea?

I have my head covered.

I can't see the road."

A voice that was no louder than the hissing of mosquitoes suddenly rang from the wedding bed.

I was so frightened.

Zhu Bayi's hands trembled, and half a cup of tea was poured onto his front lapel.

"Okay, okay."

He took a deep breath and looked around to make sure that the speaker must be the bride sitting on the edge of the bed.

He answered continuously, filled a cup of tea, and handed it to the other party.

"Give" "Thank you, husband."

The woman thanked him in a low voice and stood up to pick him up.

Unexpectedly, his sight was blocked by the red hijab.

He tripped and stumbled towards the corner of the table.

"ah" "Be careful."

Zhu Bayi had quick hands and quick eyes.

He immediately put down the tea cup and hugged the bride.

The warm and fragrant nephrite hugged her, and the red hijab slid to the side, revealing a delicate face full of blush.

She is not a domineering female HR, nor does she have wide-rimmed glasses.

She is a young loli with a round face and a little baby fat.

She has very long eyelashes, a small nose, and the earlobes with earrings are red and transparent, like two crystal agates.

"Husband, husband, hijab, the hijab must be removed with gold chopsticks, otherwise it will be bad luck."

The little Loli was so embarrassed that she didn't dare to open her eyes for a long time, but struggled to cover the other half of the hijab with her hands, reminding her in a low voice.

"Ah, there are still these rules, I don't know."

Zhu Bayi's mind was instantly pulled back from the unknown two-dimensional world, and he strode towards the bed with the baby fat little loli, holding the other person carefully as if he were placing a priceless treasure.

After placing the floor, he walked quickly to the candlestick and grabbed the gold-plated chopsticks.

Looking back, the other party was already sitting upright as before.

The bright red hijab was still the same as before, covering her head tightly, as if what just happened never happened.

Moving so fast, Zhu Bayi suddenly felt that something was not right.

He strode back to the bed, raised his heart, and picked up the red hijab with gold chopsticks.

The world in front of him suddenly brightened up.

He still had the round loli face with a little baby fat, and the long eyelashes trembled nervously in the candlelight.

She doesn't have a coffin face, nor does she have the domineering aura of a legendary lady.

If you look at it from Zhu Dapeng's world perspective, she can only be regarded as a sweet-looking junior high school student.

"Junior High School" Zhu Bayi's hands trembled again, and a sense of guilt arose in his heart.

Isn't it?

She is just sixteen years old.

This girl has just reached her hairpin.

At Zhu Dapeng's age, she is not a third-year junior high school student or a first-year high school student.

Thinking that he almost became a wretched uncle in the two-dimensional world, Zhu Bayi quickly looked away from the other person's face.

Intentionally or unintentionally, I saw the other party's breasts, slender waist, long skirt, and a pair of embroidered shoes that were just exposed at the edge of the skirt.

Not big, but it definitely has nothing to do with the so-called three-inch golden lotus.

She just looks a little thin, I don't know if it's because of the embroidered shoes or other reasons.

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It's a bit like being modified by the artifact of later generations.

There is a bit of temptation in the slenderness.

"Husband, I, I am thirsty."

A voice like a gnat came from my ears again, with a hint of shyness.

"Oh, water, water is here, water is here."

Zhu Bayi quickly took his eyes away from the other party's embroidered shoes and turned around to find the teacup he had just put down.

He poured a full cup of tea again and handed it to the other party carefully.

Baby Fat took the tea cup and drank it like nectar.

Although she behaved very politely, she could not hide the fact that she was thirsty.

It seems unreasonable to see a little loli become so thirsty.

Zhu Ba11 quickly grabbed the teapot and poured another full cup of baby fat.

Then he looked at the other person drinking water quickly and asked lovingly, "You, they, didn't they give you water?"

"Sister-in-law of the Hu family, sister-in-law of the Hu family said that she has to sit on the bed today and cannot drink too much water."

Baby Fat didn't dare to look up at him, blushed and explained in a very low voice.

"Enthroning on the bed, what does enthroning on the bed mean?"

Zhu Ba11 didn't understand the wedding etiquette that was popular among wealthy families in this era.

He hesitated and continued to ask in a low voice.

"That's right, just after you enter, you have to sit here all the time.

Until, until your husband comes in, you can't, you can't leave, otherwise, no, it's unlucky."

The baby's fat face was so red that it almost bled. , responded with a smaller voice.

"That's what I said.

If you are hungry after eating, I will ask someone to bring you something to eat right away."

Zhu Bayi frowned and asked with some concern.

It is important to enter the sedan chair at noon when the sun is strongest, and it is already midnight.

For more than ten hours, the marriage was even more of a torture for the woman.

"Don't" Baby Fat freed up a hand, quickly pulled him, and then retracted his fingers as if he was electrocuted.

"I, I'm not hungry.

Sister-in-law from the Hu family, sister-in-law from the Hu family, secretly fed me two pieces of cake in the evening.

That's right, there was a little too much icing sugar, it was a bit too thick."

Zhu Bayi, who was fainting, shook his head and sympathized with Baby Fat's plight.

"Then you drink slowly, slowly.

I'll pour you another glass."

"No, no, I'm not that thirsty anymore" Baby Fat hid the cup in his hand and responded in a low voice.

Then he slowly drank up the tea inside, took a few breaths, raised his head and took a peek, and continued to whisper, "Husband, I think, I want to stand up and walk around.

I have been sitting for too long, my legs, my legs are a little bit...

"Er Ma" "Okay, I'll help you."

Seeing the other person's cautious look, Zhu Bayi immediately became protective.

Raise your hand to support one of the other person's arms, and slowly pull the baby fat up.

"Slow down, don't be in a hurry, step down hard with your feet.

This is because the blood vessels are not flowing smoothly.

Just step hard a few times to open up the blood circulation."

"Hmm" Baby Fat agreed in a low voice, carefully putting his hand on his forearm and moving slowly step by step.

The numbness in her legs must have been severe.

She walked very slowly and with great effort.

She relied entirely on Zhu Bayi's arms for support to prevent her from falling softly.

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But after walking four or five steps, he took the initiative to remove his hand from Zhu Ba1's forearm.

While staggering and trying to regain his balance, he explained in a slightly anxious tone, "I'm here, I'm here."

It’s because my legs are numb, so I can’t walk properly.

It’s not because my feet are small, and it’s not because my legs are disabled.”

"I know, you don't have to be afraid.

No, that's not what I mean.

I mean, I mean, I know there is nothing wrong with your legs and feet."

Zhu Bayi was stunned for a moment when he was told this, and then added in a dumbfounded voice. .

My reputation for liking big feet has completely spread.

So much so that Baby Fat was so frightened that he had to explain it specially.

What a pity, I, Zhu Ba11, only said that I don't like women with bound feet, but I never said that I like feet that are one foot and eight inches long.

As it was passed around, the flavor completely changed.

Although he was muttering in his heart, his eyes glanced at the baby's fat embroidered shoes again like a ghost.

The more I looked at it, the more I felt that it was disproportionately slender.

"I, my feet, aren't they ugly?"

Baby Fat keenly sensed Zhu Ba11's gaze and quickly hid the embroidered shoes under her skirt, asking with a bit of panic.

"No, it's not ugly at all."

Hearing the trembling in the other person's voice, Zhu Bayi quickly looked away and explained very patiently, "I just, I just think the shoes are very thin, don't you feel that your feet are pinched?

" "Yes, I have been entangled.

No, but I have let go.

No, it does not affect my walking at all."

The baby's voice immediately became crying, and he lowered his head and promised aggrievedly.

"I've been pestering you, right?"

An ugly picture flashed in front of Zhu Bayi's eyes, his eyes widened, and he responded in a low voice, "But it doesn't matter, while you are still young, after you let go, the skeleton will still have a chance.

If you recover otherwise, you will really become a three-inch golden lotus, and you will be completely disabled, and even the gods will not be able to save you."

"I, I have been let go for several years."

Baby Fat raised his big tearful eyes, his face full of grievances.

"Who keeps binding their feet until they are old?

They just bind them for a year and a half to prevent their feet from growing too wide.

How can you bind them for a lifetime and return three inches of golden lotus?

If it is really only three inches long, then, then How can I stand firm?”

"It has been a year and a half to prevent the legs from growing too wide."

Zhu Bayi's eyes widened, and he instinctively felt that the facts were somewhat different from his imagination.

"Isn't it so twisted that the whole bone is broken.

It looks like a donkey's hoof."

"Pfft" Baby Fat was completely amused by his analogy, and his delicate face was filled with candlelight.

"They are both biological daughters.

Who would be willing to be so cruel and cruel and just touch her a few times without looking fat?

Where did your husband hear all this?

It's really weird."

"This, this, hehe, hehe, hearsay, hearsay."

Of course Zhu Bayi couldn't say that there were pictures of three-inch golden lotus on the Internet in later generations.

After reading it, it will definitely stop the child from crying at night.

He scratched his head and responded sarcastically, "You should also know that I have lost my parents since I was a child.

My only sister was snatched away as a concubine, so no one has ever explained this to me seriously."

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"My husband's life experience is really pitiful."

Baby Fat immediately ignored his grievance and looked at Zhu Bayi's angular face with sympathy on his face.

"But God is still taking care of me husband, allowing you to meet a good teacher in times of trouble.

Draw in the sand, practice calligraphy, and read on a snowy night."

"Wait, wait," Zhu Bayi felt something was wrong as he listened.

He raised a hand and asked in a low voice, "Who told you these?

I don't even know."

"Does your husband even want to hide his identity from me?"

Baby Fatty looked at him mischievously and asked in a low voice, "If I didn't study hard for ten years, how could I have written the vast Qin Yuan Chun Lai, which is unparalleled in ancient and modern times.

God-given This statement is ultimately false.

Moreover, Maitreya Bodhisattva is not good at reciting this Buddhist sutra."

"This, this Que Ci was really written by someone else.

I just listened to it a few times and memorized it."

Zhu Bayi trembled inwardly when he saw it.

He turned his face away and explained with a very guilty conscience.

Not just because of pirated Taizu's words, but because of the other party's smile and eyes.

It makes people want to hug it involuntarily, and it grows the nails and teeth of a wolf.

When talking about poetry, Baby Fat immediately changed his shy demeanor, glanced at Zhu Bayi a few more times, and said very confidently, "Husband, please don't forget that my grandfather was born in the second year of the celestial calendar."

No. 2.

There are not many words in the world that I haven’t read, but my husband’s words suddenly appeared.

And no one can write them except for heroes like my husband.”

"This, this" Zhu Bayi was so anxious that sweat broke out on his forehead, but he couldn't explain the origin of the word even though he had a mouth all over his body.

He had drunk too much and just wanted to express his unwillingness to admit defeat to Zhu Chongba.

Who would have thought that old man Mao's poems would be so domineering, so domineering that no one would have heard of him throughout the Tang, Song, and Yuan dynasties?

Dare to claim it However, Baby Fat is immersed in the heroic world she created, with her eyes full of stars.

"With the boldness of Su's Ci and the excitement of Xin's Ci, but without the sorrow and depression of Su and Xin, they can almost become their own family and establish a sect."

"Husband, don't worry, your master is my master.

If you don't want to cause trouble to me, I will try my best to keep it a secret and never let outsiders know that my husband actually has a master."

"Well, whatever, whatever you say, it's up to you."

Zhu Bayi really couldn't explain it to the other party, so he had to let it go.

"What I mean is what I say," Baby Fat shook his head vigorously and corrected solemnly, "My husband's mentor is naturally my elder.

My husband is afraid of bringing disaster to his old man, so he refuses to reveal his name. .

When my husband drives away the Mongols, I will naturally go with my husband to offer him a glass of wine to thank him for his guidance and education."

"Okay, I will take you to find him when the time comes."

Zhu Bayi was completely at a loss and agreed feebly.

"I just don't know if he, the old man, will recognize me as his daughter-in-law."

Baby Fat suddenly blushed again, lowered his head, and murmured cautiously.

"This, this" Zhu Bayi didn't know how to answer at all.

Looking at the other party's beaten face, the feeling of guilt in his heart became stronger and stronger.

"Pop!"

The spermaceti jumped, splashing out a few sparks.

The smell of dragon's nest incense and honey mixed in the air, causing the blood flow to speed up unknowingly.

It was too fast to stop, unable to contain the desire in my heart.

"Husband, are my feet really not ugly?"

Someone didn't know the danger, so he raised his head and asked with some expectation.

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"Ouch!"

Zhu Bayi suddenly heard a wolf howl, and then his whole body felt hot.

"Husband, why did you take off my shoes?"

"Husband, I haven't drunk the rice wine yet."

"Husband, candle, put out the candle first" "husband" "Pa" The spermaceti danced again, and the red candlelight swayed, illuminating the whole world with a sense of spring

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