The old lady sat down, and Qin Feng handed the tea to the old lady.
Unexpectedly, the old lady grabbed Qin Feng's hand and said, "What's your name?"
Qin Feng twitched the corner of his mouth: "Back to the old lady, my name is Bai Zhantang."
Lao Bai was stunned for a moment, then kicked Qin Feng in the butt.
Qin Feng twisted his butt and got out of the way.
Lao Bai almost shook his butt.
A few people were holding back laughter behind them.
The old lady frowned and said, "Why is your surname still Bai?"
Qin Feng said: "Then what should my last name be?"
The old lady said seriously: "Since you have entered my Li family, you should all have the surname Li."
Qin Feng dodged and pushed Lao Bai over.
Lao Bai said: "Then I have to call Li Zhantang the co-writer."
The old lady asked in confusion: "Why has your voice changed?"
Lao Bai coughed dryly: "Ahem, it was freezing last night."
The old lady's face changed, and she opened her mouth: "Son, you are looking for clean people, and they are infected with the disease.
They are causing harm to us."
Lao Bai's face darkened, and he said with restraint, "I'm in good health."
Da Zui looked embarrassed and quickly bowed to Lao Bai.
The old lady breathed a sigh of relief: "Well, I guess you still have some health problems, so you can call me Li Dazhuang.
I'll give you a good name to collect blessings."
Lao Bai's face turned darker.
The shopkeeper patted Lao Bai on the shoulder: "Hello, Da Zhuang."
The old lady spoke again: "As for you, you all have to change your names."
Everyone: "Ah" The old lady waved her hands: "good luck, good luck, wealth and wealth" Qin Fengxiao looked at everyone grabbing them, "My, my, I want wealth" "My, mine" The old lady clapped her hands and said, "What are you trying to grab?
Every one of them looks like they have never seen the world."
Everyone walked away in a hurry: "What are we doing by robbing it?"
In the backyard, everyone was leaning on the stone mill.
Lao Bai looked at Xiao Bei and said: "Xiao Feng, what kind of kung fu did you teach Xiao Bei?
I see that Xiao Bei is walking more and more silently now.
You taught her Qing Kung Fu?"
Xiao Bei said with a depressed look: "What a light kung fu, Brother Qin just taught me a swordsmanship, but he also hid his powerful martial arts and didn't teach me."
Tong Xiangyu patted Xiaobei: "What are you learning?
Girls shouldn't dance with swords and swords all day long.
If you get addicted to learning, you are still Xiaofeng.
From now on, don't teach her martial arts."
Qin Feng shrugged innocently.
Guo Furong was unhappy and pulled Little Bella over: "Why can't girls practice martial arts?
Xiaobei, he won't teach you.
Your little sister Guo will teach you martial arts."
Xiao Bei laughed twice, touched Qin Feng's side and said, "Well, I think it's better to let Brother Qin teach me."
Little Guo Mao said: "Hey, you little girl, you are so picky and skinny."
Xiucai whispered: "If I were Xiao Bei, I would choose the same."
Xiao Guo's eyes glared: "What are you mumbling about?"
"It's not good, it's not good," Big Mouth rushed over.
Tong Xiangyu looked at Big Mouth and said, "Why did I drip on you again?"
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Dazui said with a tangled face: "It's my mother.
You said she had to let me take her to the Ministry of War to see it.
I said no, and she just refused to do it and was crying and making trouble."
The scholar looked amused and said: "Big Mouth, think about it, this Ministry of War is not a place where ordinary people can go."
Big mouth said: "What, then I am not the number one scholar in martial arts?"
Lao Bai said: "Yes, you are the top scholar in martial arts, so you can always take care of this matter.
There is nothing we can do."
Da Zui panicked: "Shopkeeper, Xiao Feng, Lao Bai, you have to help me, Xiu Cai, Xiu Cai, Guo Nuxia, you can't just die without saving me."
Qin Feng said helplessly: "Let's help Dazui, he is also very filial."
Lao Bai said: "But how can we help?"
Qin Feng said: "I have an idea."
Everyone immediately came together.
Qin Feng cleared his throat and said: "So, so, so, so."
Da Zui breathed a sigh of relief and said happily: "Xiao Feng, you still have a way."
After saying that, he looked at everyone: "What are you looking at?
Why don't you do something quickly?"
Everyone looked at Big Mouth and said nothing.
Dazui touched his head awkwardly: "I'll go, I'll go."
The shopkeeper's decision: "Okay, let's act together and make a quick decision."
Everyone has orders.
It must be a sedan chair, which is placed on the table and carried by the big mouth at the same time.
It shakes and shakes to make it feel like it is walking.
The old lady was quite happy sitting on the sedan chair, and suddenly said: "Son, how many people are carrying this sedan chair?"
Da Zui thought for a moment and said, "Mom, this is a standard eight-carriage sedan."
The old lady said: "Why is the sedan chair carried by eight people shaking so much?"
Da Zui immediately said: "Come here, pull down the person carrying the sedan chair and chop him down."
The old lady was anxious: "Don't chop, don't chop, just slap the mouth."
Qin Feng smiled and said: "Okay, Zhang Zui."
After saying that, he grabbed Da Zui, and Xiao Guo smiled and slapped Da Zui twice.
Dazui was anxious, but couldn't speak.
The old lady said: "Who spoke just now?"
Dazui said in a panic: "Passing by, passing by."
The old lady said again: "Son, this capital is not that good, there is no one in broad daylight."
Dazui looked at everyone: "Where are the people, where are the people, where are the people?"
Qin Feng immediately shouted: "Hey, fortune telling is a fortune teller, don't ask for money!"
When the old lady heard this, she immediately became interested: "Hey, that fortune teller, please come over and do the calculation for my son."
Big mouth said: "Mom, these charlatans have nothing to trust."
The old lady said: "Son, it's okay.
You're not allowed to ask for money.
I'll give it a try."
Everyone looked at Qin Feng with a snicker.
Qin Feng rolled his eyes and said, "I don't know what this old lady wants to ask."
The old lady said: "Master Tianjizi, please help me figure out my son's future."
Qin Feng smiled and said: "Okay, let Pindao steal the secret."
After a while, Qin Feng said: "This gentleman has an extraordinary future.
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Wu Quxing is descended to earth.
It's a pity that there will be a disaster in his career.
I'm afraid there will be disaster."
Qin Feng closed his eyes and talked nonsense.
The old lady was anxious after hearing this: "Taoist Priest, I don't know what kind of disaster there is.
Can it be resolved?"
Big mouth pulled Qin Feng tightly and whispered: "You kid, just talk nonsense."
Qin Feng had no choice but to continue to make up: "This, this disaster is the Peach Blossom Tribulation, and this Peach Blossom Tribulation is not ordinary, it is the Peach Blossom Tribulation of the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths, Tiangang Earth Evil, if not handled well, at least the official position will be lost Be careful, otherwise your family will be destroyed."
The old lady was startled: "My son, my son, please ask sir how to solve it."
Qin Feng didn't know how to explain it, so he winked at everyone.
The scholar came to his senses and came up and said, "Ah, what about you?
What about you, that fortune teller, who confuses the public with his evil words and brings disaster to the country and the people?
If anyone comes, arrest him and behead him on the spot."
Everyone began to perform oral skills: "Pfft, ah" Xiaobei Xiong child howled: "Master" The old lady was startled: "Son, what happened?"
Da Zui said: "The fortune teller was caught and executed."
The old lady suddenly became suspicious.
The fortune teller had a long breath when he spoke.
He must have deep inner strength.
How could he be killed so easily?
Let’s just say that after struggling for a while, we finally arrived at the so-called Ministry of War.
The old lady said: "Son, why does this military department smell like a barn?"
Dazui said foolishly: "Mom, this military department also needs to raise horses, right?"
Then he pulled the old lady to the stone mill: "Mom, this is the platform where I usually practice martial arts."
"The Minister of War has arrived," Lao Bai shouted in a high-pitched voice.
Qin Feng almost laughed.
This old white guy can still play the eunuch.
The old lady hurriedly saluted: "I will join the Ministry of War."
The scholar was startled and quickly helped the old lady up: "No need to be polite, old lady, please get up quickly."
Da Zui and everyone also quickly helped the old lady up.
The old lady suddenly said: "Why does this Master Shangshu's voice sound so familiar?
The man who just arrested people on the street is also Master Shangshu?"
Lao Bai started to show off his ventriloquism skills: "Who is Master Shangshu?
How could he arrest people on the street?"
The old lady was surprised and said: "Son, why does this person talk like this?"
Dazui suppressed a smile and said, "Mom, are you a eunuch?
Eunuchs always talk like this."
Lao Bai kicked Dazui right in the butt.
Big mouth smiled.
The old lady asked again: "Master Shangshu, how did my son become the top scholar in martial arts?"
The scholar asked Lao Bai for help.
Lao Bai showed off his storytelling skills and scared the old lady into fainting.
The old lady and Big Mouth are upstairs.
Everyone is in the hall.
The scholar said: "We can't keep fooling other people's old ladies like this."
Qin Feng took a sip of tea and said: "Indeed, we have to find a way to let the old lady go home."
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"Ah" "Ah" a loud scream suddenly came from upstairs.
Qin Feng sprayed a mouthful of tea on Lao Bai's body.
Lao Bai quickly stood up: "Xiao Feng, what are you doing?
You don't drink tea well, either?"
Qin Feng waved his hand quickly: "Sorry, sorry, I was shocked."
In fact, Qin Feng remembered the words behind Da Zui and burst out laughing.
Lao Bai suddenly smiled sinisterly and said: "Xiao Feng, you have been tricking me to death in the past two days.
Look at the tricks, Sunflower Acupuncture Hand" and then touched Qin Feng.
Lao Bai laughed and said, "You kid, you must have been restrained by me this time."
The shopkeeper said: "Zhantang, don't make trouble."
"Sunflower acupuncture hand" Qin Feng laughed: "Brother Bai, how are you?"
Everyone looked at Qin Feng in surprise, Xiao Guo said: "Wow, Xiao Feng, when did you become so powerful?"
Qin Feng laughed: "Sunflower Acupoint Relief Hand" unlocked Lao Bai's acupuncture points.
Lao Bai said depressedly: "Good boy, I didn't expect that your internal strength is so high now.
It seems that I can't beat you."
"Ahhh" screams continued to come from upstairs.
The shopkeeper said quickly: "Close the door quickly."
After the door was closed, the shopkeeper complained: "If you keep shouting like this, sooner or later you will have to call in the government officials."
The shopkeeper thought for a moment: "No, we have to get the old lady back quickly.
We haven't done any business in a few days.
Come here."
Everyone makes a plan.
Everyone went upstairs, Dazui and his mother were sitting on one side, and Xiao Guo slipped away to someone unknown.
"The Emperor has arrived."
Everyone came to the house together.
Dazui started to act: the "little man" scholar shook his hand.
The "minion" scholar waved his hand.
Qin Feng whispered: "Wei Chen."
"The humble minister Li Xiulian meets the emperor."
Dazui didn't want to kneel down, but he was forced to kowtow by a few cheaters.
"I'm free of charge."
The scholar said casually.
The old lady said: "Master Shangshu is here too."
Tong Xiangyu said in a rough voice: "Is there anything going on with Lu Qing's family?"
The scholar said: "I learned that Li Zhuangyuan was going to take his mother back to his hometown, so I came here to say goodbye."
The old lady waved her hand: "Who said I was leaving?
I'm not going anywhere."
The shopkeeper said: "Then the Li Qing family will go to the front line to fight against the rebels tomorrow."
Big mouth said: "Who are you going to kill?"
The shopkeeper recommended Lao Bai.
Lao Bai said: "cut, cut, cut Tanhua" The old lady asked doubtfully: "Didn't Tanhua be torn apart by my son?"
"Yes, wasn't it torn apart by me?"
Da Zui made a quick look.
Lao Bai said: "Yes, that's why his family quits and wants to rebel."
The old lady said: "Son, for the sake of His Majesty, let's tear him apart again."
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Tong Xiangyu rolled his eyes and said: "Okay, Li Qing's family, you can go and defeat his 100,000 rebels tomorrow.
Just take 10 infantrymen and go to the front line."
The old lady was anxious: "Ten, ten is not enough."
Tong Xiangyu's face lit up: "Then you can take your mother back to your hometown."
Li Dazui's face relaxed, thinking that it was finally done.
He pulled the old lady and said, "Let's go, mother, I'll take you home."
The old lady suddenly stood up: "Ten is ten, my son, you can go to the front line tomorrow.
If you can't resist anymore, remember to show the words I carved for you to the enemy before you die.
It's worth dying like this." ot Everyone fell.
"No. 1 Scholar, No. 1 Scholar, please feed your mother a sip of farewell porridge before leaving."
Guo Furong rushed in with a bowl of porridge.
Big Mouth quickly waved his hand and refused.
Guo Furong said: "This is the egg drop porridge given by the emperor."
The old lady took it and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for the porridge."
After taking a sip, a subtle expression appeared on her face.
She put down the egg drop porridge and said, "Good porridge."
Guo Furong was overjoyed and ran to the kitchen happily.
"Your Majesty, can you let me and my son be alone for a while?"
the old lady suddenly laughed.
"Get up and drive back to the palace" everyone slipped away.
Downstairs, Qin Feng said with a smile: "The old lady must have known that we lied to her."
Guo Furong said: "Ah, how did she know?"
Qin Feng thought it was not your egg drop porridge, but it was difficult to say it, so he said: "Look, if the old lady suddenly talks about the emperor, then she must know that the emperor is pretending, and she doesn't speak like that.
It feels like meeting the emperor.”
Lao Bai said: "Xiao Feng is right, I feel the same way."
The scholar sighed: "Then I can only hope that I will be lucky."
Qin Feng smiled and said: "Don't worry, Big Mouth is also filial."
The shopkeeper said: "Okay, it's okay.
Let's go and have a rest."
Early the next morning, Dazui helped his mother down.
Qin Feng got up early, so he immediately went to help her and said, "Slow down, old lady."
The old lady smiled: "Young man, you must be the fortune teller."
Qin Feng smiled sheepishly: "I made the old lady laugh, I'm sorry."
The old lady smiled and said: "It's okay.
I also know that you are here to help Dazui.
I feel relieved to have friends like you by Dazui's side."
Dazui helped the old lady go back, and Qin Feng gave them a ride.
In the past few days, everyone had been tortured by Guo Furong.
Qin Feng ran back to Xiaoao World and had a few meals before he survived.
No. 1 in the World did not dare to go because he was afraid that Yun Luo would not let him go.
Dazui finally came back.
Lao Bai grabbed Dazui and said, "Dazui, if you don't come back, we will be forced to death by Xiao Guo."
Qin Feng smiled and said: "Yes, everyone is almost sick to death."
Qin Feng himself is fine.
After all, the system is here, and he has no worries about eating and drinking.
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Dazui put down her luggage and said, "Why, she hasn't cooked yet."
Lao Bai complained bitterly: "It's because of what your mother said that day that she intensified her efforts to harm us."
Qin Feng said: "Well, it's because of what your mother said after drinking Xiao Guo's porridge that day."
Dazui asked curiously: "What are you talking about?"
Everyone said in unison: "Good porridge" Dazui was startled and said quickly: "Okay, don't worry about it, this is all mine."
"Come on, freshly cooked Codonopsis pilosula and black-bone chicken soup."
Guo Furong ran over happily.
"Dazui, you are back, come and try the black chicken soup we made."
Dazui took a tentative sip: "Bah, bah, bah" Guo Furong said angrily: "Big mouth, you can't insult my work."
Dazui said: "You even insulted me.
Cooking pays attention to color, aroma, and taste.
Look, what's in your dish?"
Guo Furong was furious: "Li Dazui" grabbed Dazui's arm, and Dazui quickly hid behind him, and his clothes were taken off.
"Wait a minute."
Guo Furong looked behind the big mouth: "Hahahaha, hahaha, I'm laughing so hard."
Everyone hurriedly came to see it and burst into laughter.
Qin Feng also looked at the four big characters on the back of the big mouth with a smile, and suddenly the system prompted: "I found martial arts listening to sound positioning and magic fingering.
Please ask the host if it can be burned."
Qin Feng looked at the back of Dazui carefully in surprise.
It turned out that there were small characters among the big words, which recorded two martial arts.
If it weren't for the system, Qin Feng would not have been able to find it.
Only then did Qin Feng understand that it turned out that Dazui's old lady carved martial arts on Dazui's back.
Dazui must be illiterate and wanted to leave this martial arts to Dazui's descendants, but Qin Feng took advantage of her.
It is obvious that position identification by listening to sounds is a kind of martial arts for training hearing.
It is like the Buddhist clairvoyance.
It is used by the old lady in gambling, but it is overkill.
The Phantom Demon Finger is a skill that uses internal energy skillfully, which can hurt people from a distance.
Although it is not as powerful as the One Yang Finger Six Meridians Divine Sword, it is worse than one skillful skill.
In the original drama, the broken-finger Xuanyuan Leng used this fingering method to change the points of the dice through the air, and you can appreciate the dexterity of this skill.
During a fight, this kind of martial arts can invisibly injure a person's major acupoints and meridians, just like chronic poisoning.
The injured person will realize that he or she has been injured after repeated attacks, but by then there is no way to recover.
Qin Feng expected that the old lady would still have some martial arts skills, but these two were indeed the most precious, so he couldn't bear to lose them, so he kept them.
Maybe the old lady had already discovered that everyone was cheating, and Qin Feng couldn't explain.
After recording the two martial arts, everyone left with a smile.
Da Zui kept asking: "What did you write?
This is Xiaofeng, Xiaofeng, read it to me."
Qin Feng smiled and patted Dazui's shoulder and said, "It's written with four words: honesty and trustworthiness.
Your mother hopes you won't lie to others in the future."
Dazui was confused and said: "That's not right, then why are they laughing?"
Qin Feng said: "How do I know?
You have to ask them.
Okay, go and cook."
Dazui put on his clothes depressedly and went to the backyard to cook. aa2705221: