"Yang Ming, Mom Sang wants to marry you" As soon as Baron Dandan's words fell, the whole scene fell into an eerie silence, and everyone who knew the aunt covered their mouths without exception, looking like they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.
Who is Auntie Charlotte Lingling, one of the Four Emperors, has a tall body like a giant, a bucket-like waist like a middle-aged woman, and a person who is also very ugly, like a humanoid dinosaur, just looking at it from a distance makes people fearful.
She is simply Sister Furong Sister Feng Ruhua, a "beauty" formed by the combination of the three.
However, such a strange existence calling for wind and rain on the sea actually wants to marry Yang Ming Oh my God, this isn't meant to be funny Everyone looked at Yang Ming strangely, just with the figure of an ordinary teenager like him, even if he had Gu Juji Zhang Genshuo, he was also an ice spirit silver needle in front of the aunt to avoid river crabs Perhaps unaware of the strange atmosphere around him, the Dandan-Baron felt good about himself and continued to speak solemnly: "Mama Sang said, in the current sea, only Yang Ming is worthy of being her husband."
"Because, the rest of the four emperors, the white-bearded man is too old, the red-haired and broken arm is crippled, and the beast Kaido is too fierce, only Yang Ming you are the person who is destined for Mama Sang, not only is he powerful, but he also does a good job."
After the Dandan Baron finished speaking, he blinked his eyes and motioned for Yang Ming to accept the wedding post.
Puff puff Hahahahaha As soon as Baron Dandan's words fell, Shanks' subordinates on the scene couldn't hold back any longer, and they all burst out laughing Many people raised their middle fingers at Shanks, booing and teasing in their mouths.
"Boss, you haven't gotten married yet, have you ever been abandoned by your aunt?"
"Tut-tut, boss, you tell me honestly, does Auntie dislike you for practicing a unicorn arm?"
"These bastards" Hearing these words, Shanks innocently lay down with a gun, and suddenly his forehead was bruised, and he roared: "Get out of me" In the face of the boss's anger, Shanks' subordinates did not care, but continued to laugh and laugh, and immediately burst into laughter.
Egg Baron: "" The Dandanban looked at all this with some envy, you must know that on the aunt's side, it is impossible to imagine such a happy side, almost everyone is frightened, for fear that they will accidentally anger the aunt and be pulled out of their souls.
In fact, when the Dandanban came to deliver the wedding card, he was also very puzzled.
In the past, when the aunt wanted to marry other forces, she used her daughter to go out as a bargaining chip.
But what I never expected was that in order to marry Yang Ming this time, the aunt actually had to go out in person, which really broke everyone's three views Yang Ming only had one sentence in his heart, I don't know if I should talk about it, should I say that my aunt's intelligence collection ability is very strong, I don't know where I learned that the Kitchen God Pirates captured two generals, and Yang Ming is very good at cooking, these two conditions are enough to make Aunt crazy.
Ahem, okay, Yang Ming admitted, maybe only the one who can cook is what Auntie cares about the most, who calls her a famous dessert lover The Dandan Baron saw that Yang Ming had not accepted the wedding card for a long time, and he was suddenly anxious.
"Please be sure to take it, Mama Sang said, if you don't agree, she will come over in person and wash the Chambord Islands in blood" As soon as he finished speaking, Shanks threw a sharp gaze at him, like a substantial gaze, which turned into a sharp knife and stabbed him in the heart Overlord color domineering In the blink of an eye, the Dandanban felt like he was carrying a mountain on his back, and with a bang, his knees fell to the ground, and he knelt on the ground, and the whole person was almost lying on the ground, unable to lift his waist The power of the Four Emperors is terrifying Shanks stared at the Dandanban condescendingly, and his hippie smile turned into a solemn expression, showing the majesty of the emperor.
"Charlotte is really capable, and she actually used the lives of hundreds of thousands of people to coerce Yang Ming to get married" The Dandan-Baron was sweating profusely, dripping and dripping to the ground, accumulating a puddle of water on the ground.
He was very helpless in his heart, and his face pretended to be calm, "Could it be that you, who are also the Four Emperors, want to go against your mother Sang, this is not in line with the agreement we reached in private at the beginning." ” At the beginning, the four Four Emperors were all among them, and in order to avoid unnecessary internal friction, and at the same time, in order to deal with the encirclement and suppression of the navy, they reached a consensus and tried not to trouble the other Four Emperors.
Of course, this kind of agreement is often used to invalidate.
Shanks didn't speak, but turned his face like a book, and instantly changed from a serious emperor to a funny teaser, putting one hand on Yang Ming's shoulder and starting a pimping business.
"Yang Ming, I see, you and your aunt are really a pair made of heaven."
Looking at Yang Ming's blank eyes, Shanks looked like an old Jianghu and patted Yang Ming's shoulder.
"Look, you're so skinny, so suffered, you should find a strong woman to conquer you, I think Auntie is very suitable for you" "Men and women match, work without tiredness, attack and receive, create a beautiful and harmonious life" burst Yang Ming almost spurted blood in anger Your uncle, your whole family is an uncle Yang Ming also thought that Shanks had just made that righteous appearance to help him, but in a blink of an eye, it turned out that he was trying to trap him Think about the aunt's touching huge size, her arms are as thick as Yang Ming's waistline, and the aunt is middle-aged, and her demand for that aspect is exactly the age of a wolf and a tiger, Yang Ming really can't imagine how he will be squeezed dry once the two of them are combined That picture was too beautiful, just thinking about it a little, Yang Ming shuddered, it was terrible For the sake of a happy life for the rest of his life, Yang Ming had no choice but to bite the bullet, and in the stunned gaze of the Dandan Baron, he said: "I'm sorry, I already have a girlfriend, and I can't accept Auntie's kindness" Shanks' expression froze, "Yang Ming, you have thought clearly" Yang Ming nodded heavily, and suddenly exchanged a heroic smile from Shanks, "It's worthy of being my friend, it's kind of a man who is arrogant enough."
Shanks grabbed Yang Ming's shoulders and pointed at the Dandanbar, "You go back and tell Charlotte that if you want to come hard, pass me first" The Dandan-Baron got up from the ground numbly, and his face had become rather unsightly.
If you work under your aunt and fail to complete your task, you will be punished very horribly.
In order to prevent such a thing from happening, the Dandanban took out a phone bug from his arms and quickly contacted the aunt.
The phone bug is a creature unique to One Piece, and when connected to another person, it will show some of the opponent's physical features and expressions.
Therefore, Yang Ming quickly gained knowledge
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