Li Tianlan looked at Xuanyuan Wuxian and then at Huangfu Qiushui, and he didn't say anything for a long time.Not only did he not understand what Xuanyuan meant, but he also had a stunned feeling in his heart that he couldn't react.He watched Huangfu Qiushui walk in and sat down at another stone table, holding his cheeks, staring at the main entrance of the small building in a daze.All kinds of thoughts with grievances and resentments are emerging in an endless stream, endlessly.This space and the real world are obviously two different things, Li Tianlan can't see what is happening in reality, just saying that the Huangfu Qiushui he saw has completely subverted his cognition.He was silent for a long time before walking around Huangfu Qiushui.Huangfu Qiushui didn't notice this in the slightest, she couldn't feel Li Tianlan's existence in another void space at all.But everything about Huangfu Qiushui was vividly displayed in front of Li Tianlan, and it was extremely clear.The Huangfu Qiushui in Li Tianlan's sight was full of weirdness and horror.It's not a question of whether she's ugly or not, it's dirty, to be precise.The kind of dirt was all over her body, with a lot of dirt, black dirt and even silently flowing between the hair of Huangfu Qiushui, sticky, weird, more dirt covered Huangfu Qiushui's face, and then slowly dripped down.But after the dirt dripped down, what was revealed was not Huangfu Qiushui's face.It's bugs.Dense insects kept crawling on Huangfu Qiushui's face, not only her face, but also her palms, neck, and all the skin exposed to the air, all with a large number of stains and insects.In such a state, every pore on Huangfu Qiushui's body seemed to have become a nest of insects, and from time to time bugs and stains fell from her body, and then more insects began to surge densely, pouring into his pores, nose, and mouth.Li Tianlan's scalp was numb for a while.This little woman is Huangfu Qiushui.What the hell is this Huangfu Qiushui?!
Li Tianlan let himself breathe deeply, constantly taking deep breaths, and the psychological and physical discomfort was constantly surging.Li Tianlan turned his head suddenly, looking at Xuanyuan Wuxian, he opened his mouth, then stretched out his hand, nodded Xuanyuan Wuxian vigorously, and said word by word: "Let's be clear, what's going on?"
”Li Tianlan No matter who it is, first of all, he is a man.No one can deny that men are lustful.Of course Li Tianlan is also lustful, he doesn't think this is any shortcoming, from entering the WTO to the present, Qin Weibai is undoubtedly the most important in his heart, but he is not the only one, Wang Yuetong, Dongcheng are all his women, and so is Huangfu Qiushui, and he also plans to attack Han Xinyan.In terms of his status, there are countless women who want to seduce him, not to mention anything else, just that during the time in the East Palace, there were many women who scratched their heads all day long and wanted to show their charm in front of him.Li Tianlan didn't touch them not because of how pure he was, but because he simply felt that they weren't good-looking enough, which was the only reason.The women who can make him fall in love can be said to be the best of the best, regardless of appearance, figure and temperament, they are absolutely capable of fighting.Among Li Tianlan's women, appearance, figure and temperament, Huangfu Qiushui is not the best, but in some aspects, Huangfu Qiushui's advantages are not even comparable to Qin Weibai, such as cooperation, such as letting go or something.Although Li Tianlan didn't show anything obviously, in his heart, he really raised Huangfu Qiushui as a little wife, and cherished and loved him very much on weekdays.But now seeing that his little wife has suddenly become a monster covered in dirt and insects, Li Tianlan's mood can be imagined, the impact of such a scene on him is almost no less than a cruel mental castration, Li Tianlan is not angry, there is a ghost."
That's just the way it is."
Xuanyuan Wuxian smiled bitterly: "Big brother, I said to let you close your eyes." ”"Is this a matter of closing your eyes?"
Li Tianlan's eyes were completely spewing fire: "These insects, and those dirty things, get rid of me, you..."
Xuanyuan Wuxian dug into his pocket in silence, and then took out a small mirror.The mirror grew larger in his hand, and soon became a bright bust.Xuanyuan Wuxian put the half-length mirror next to the stone table and said softly, "Big brother, you can come over and take a look." ”Li Tianlan suppressed his anger and walked to the mirror and saw himself in the mirror.In the mirror, there is also a monster covered in dirt and insects, but unlike Huangfu Qiushui, Li Tianlan in the mirror has a kind of golden light, the golden light will expand from time to time, and then large stains and insects will fall one after another, and the next moment, more stains and insects will cover it again.Li spoke, he stared at himself tightly in the mirror, those insects were constantly crawling, and the disgusting feeling kept rising, he only felt uncomfortable all over, and even wanted to retch.Xuanyuan stood beside Li Tianlan.His figure also appears in the mirror.But there is no stain on his body, nor any insects, the whole person is extremely clean from the inside out, and the chubby body looks clear and real.Li Tianlan thought about what Xuanyuan Wuxian had just said."
Everything I'm seeing now," his voice was a little difficult, "is it all from your point of view?"
”Xuanyuan snorted.Li Tianlan's eyes flickered, he didn't know what he was thinking, and after a while, he laughed a little complicatedly.What he sees now is from the perspective of Xuanyuan Wuxian, in other words, it is not that there is a problem with what he sees, but that there is a problem with Xuanyuan Wuxian's perspective.He looked at Huangfu Qiushui, who was covered in dirt and bugs, and then looked at himself in the mirror, who was also extremely disgusting."
So, you usually see me, Qiushui, even Xiaobai, everyone you see...
We are in your eyes, this is what the hell it looks like?
”Li Tianlan pointed to himself in the mirror and asked.Xuanyuan Wuxian grinned, he thought about it, and whispered: "So I rarely watch it now, don't you notice it, big brother, I don't even go out on weekdays, play games, and watch girls dance on the live broadcast, isn't it fragrant?"
I'll tell you..."
He seemed to think of something, and the whole person became eyebrows and danced: "I have a baby software on my phone, the girl is of high quality, of course, the regular software, the thief is regular, but there is a gift called a super spaceship, twenty thousand and one rounds, let me tell you, a one-time ten rounds of spacecraft are sent, it is possible to customize some content, the kind you let her do anything..."
He said sneakily, with an indescribable obscenity in his voice: "I bought ten 1T capacity hard drives, It's almost full now.,All kinds of girls have it.,I'll share it with you when I go back.,I've seen too much of this thing.,Some psychological shadows have been forgotten.。
”"Smack!"
Li Tianlan slapped Xuanyuan Wuxian on the head, and then even kicked it, the 10T capacity hard disk can be filled with all kinds of so-called customized content, ten spaceships at a time is 200,000, even if Li Tianlan doesn't care about the money, the money is not blown by the wind, just the 10T hard disk in the hands of this dead fat man, the value behind it can almost buy a set of courtyard houses in Youzhou.Li Tianlan has no way to evaluate this kind of behavior, and it is the most appropriate to do it.Xuanyuan Wuxian didn't fight back at all, he hugged his head under Li Tianlan's storm, and kept shouting: "I have something to say, brother, don't move, I'm serious, don't fight, don't fight, this special thinking space, if I can't suppress it, you will be very dangerous, don't slap your face, I was wrong, I dare in the future, ah no, I won't play in the future..."
Li Tianlan gritted his teeth and pointed at Xuanyuan Wuxian fiercely, constantly adjusting his breathing.At this moment, how can he not understand anything, no wonder he rarely appears in front of others, no wonder he is playing games and playing anchors all day long, it is obvious that the people who really appear in front of him are almost disgusting in his eyes that cannot be looked at directly, only the scene reflected through electronic signals is really clean in his eyes, because strictly speaking, the people seen through mobile phone computer videos are not people at all, but images."
This perspective of yours..."
Li Tianlan suppressed his anger: "How to solve it?"
”"What's the solution?"
Xuanyuan Wuxian was a little surprised, realized something casually, shook his head and said: "No, big brother, it's not my problem, my eyes are fine, the only problem is that I can see too clearly, these stains, insects or something, it's your problem." ”"The bugs?"
Li Tianlan frowned slightly."
Mites.There are hundreds of millions of mites living on everyone's face, as well as bacteria, all kinds of microorganisms, but ordinary people can't see it with the naked eye, sister-in-law is like this, big brother you are like this, everyone is like this. ”Xuanyuan Wuxian said helplessly: "That's why I said to let you close your eyes, this is a matter of life level, big brother, your current life level is still too low, these disgusting things you see are very easy for you to solve, improve the life level, and when the life level reaches a certain height, these things will naturally not exist." ”"Life level?"
Li Tianlan frowned."
To put it bluntly, it's strength."
Xuanyuan Wuxian smiled: "It's still according to the eldest brother's martial arts strength, after you completely break through twice, most of these things on your body can be solved." ”He stood in front of the mirror again, looked at himself in the mirror, and continued: "And to my extent, any dirt on my body does not exist, even if I go to the swamp to roll around, those things will not be contaminated with me, dirt, bacteria, microorganisms, some impurities in the body, etc., are not there for me, you see..."
He pointed to himself in the mirror, and his voice was full of emotion: "I am so handsome." ”