Telling jokes?
Lin Shan was in a dilemma.
He didn't seem to remember any jokes or funny.
For more than 200 years, he has spent his time training and fighting, and his recreation is to train for less intense events, or to compete with others in physical events such as marksmanship, fist strength, wrist strength, body shape, and speed.
Joke?
Later in the barracks, there was really no such form of leisure.
Lin Shan lowered his head.
I tried to recall the joke I remembered.
However.
It seemed that they were all old-fashioned to death, and he didn't think it was funny, so Lin Shan was entangled, his forehead wrinkled into a big Sichuan character, and he looked at the ceiling obliquely at thirty degrees.
How could Zhang Hui on the side not understand that Lin Shan's stuffy oil bottle couldn't come up with it at all.
A wry smile spread across his face.
This roommate,It's really a wonder.,It's embarrassing to think of a joke.,I want to tell jokes by myself back then.,It made the girl laugh.,Lean forward and backward.,Plus handsome and gold.,That's。。。
Ahem.
Zhang Hui quickly shook his head.
The mind has gone astray.
From now on, we are also family people, but we can't be so unserious.
He set his sights on Lin Shan again.
Being watched by so many people, Lin Shan has no stage fright, but if he doesn't have stage fright, he can't fall into a stalemate.
Looking at Zhang Hui's hopeful eyes, Lin Shan had no choice but to cheat and hang up. in the room.
The bridesmaids took turns looking out through the door, laughing and commenting.
"Look, that guy is so stupid, he can't even think of a joke."
One of the bridesmaids immediately shared it with the sisters after reading it.
"I'll see."
The bridesmaids took turns to look at each other, and they all smiled from ear to ear, and a girl bent her eyebrows and smiled: "It's a little, but you see that he can't even afford a suit, and the style is not a famous brand, so to participate in the wedding, it should be a poor family condition." ” Outside the door.
Lin Shan's face stiffened, it was obvious that he had been labeled as a poor man, and this dress betrayed his 'family background', but it was not actually a betrayal, because Lin Shan did not have much money in his pocket.
The other girl nodded in agreement: "Yes, but you can't just let Zhang Hui pass, this can't work, I...
I also think that kid is so pitiful, he can't think of jokes, his life must have been very miserable before, and he must have never even had a girlfriend. ” "Yes, it's so pitiful, could it be that the girl's hand hasn't been held?"
"People are not white, they should be exposed to the sun often, and they won't be moving bricks at the construction site, right?"
"That's it, or I'll just think that's it, enough trouble."
"Okay."
"I agree." “。。。”
The bridesmaids' tone changed abruptly, but this turn made Lin Shan very embarrassed.
So when Zhang Hui was entangled.
"Click."
The door opened.
Zhang Hui turned his head happily.
"Groom officer, come in, your friend's expression just now is so funny, you have passed the test."
A bridesmaid shouted.
Zhang Hui was stunned.
Unconsciously remembered Lin Shan's expression just now, as if he was thinking about national affairs, and he was also happy.
I didn't expect this to be passable.
"Haha, okay, brothers, let's go."
After speaking, Zhang Hui took the lead in holding a bouquet of flowers and rushed in, and there was a burst of red envelopes to open the way, which was a must, followed by sending flowers, saluting the woman's parents for tea, connecting the wedding car, and so on.
The process was hilarious.
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But Lin Shan kept standing behind the crowd and didn't go up to make trouble.
Looks out of place.
But he didn't feel embarrassed, he looked at all this with a smile, such a dull and interesting life, he felt that he couldn't go back, or it was better not to forcibly integrate, just smile and watch from the sidelines.
The convoy is back on its journey.
Return to Qingxi Hotel.
It's close to noon.
The guests arrived one after another, Zhang Hui and his wife and two families greeted them at the door, Lin Shan secretly stuffed a red envelope containing five thousand yuan, which was a bit much, but the money was easy to come by, and it was useless to keep it, so it was sent.
Lin Shan and a group of classmates were together, catching up and chatting, and they were also accustomed to Lin Shan's performance just now, because he was such a person who didn't talk much before.
Or they are a little sympathetic to Lin Shan, sympathetic to the casualties of his parents since he was a child, his grandparents died one after another during college, and he lost all his relatives, and it is normal for him to be withdrawn.
Therefore, the roommates kept chatting with Lin Shan, wanting him to talk more and improve his 'social skills'.
Lin Shan responded with a smile one by one, listening to the conversation on the table, Lin Shan helplessly found that he couldn't interject at all.
Job.
House.
Car.
Cell phone.
Tourism. 。。。
He was not interested or understood, so he had to drink tea silently.
In my mind, I thought that I would go back tonight and see Sun Wudao and them, and then go to the vicinity of the Gate of Space and start hunting, and before I set foot on the Beast Star, I would find a way to finish at least one box, that is, thirty-six pieces of 'Cicada Light'.
There are also a few knives and daggers in the mountains.
All that remains is to expand the Soul Beast Legion, but these are all plans, and it is not easy to complete, it is very simple, because the alien beasts near the Beast Star Valley have only returned a small part.
A lot of them are still wandering outside.
It's still unknown whether I can get it back.
The radius of dozens of kilometers is still very empty.
The range of their own collection is only 100 meters, which means that the alien beasts can only be lured, or 'kidnapped' to kill, which is a bit troublesome, to pull back a half-remnant, it is also a lot of work, it is estimated that there are not many alien beasts in a day.
But I can't rush it.
Try your best.
Zhang Hui's wedding ended with a sound of blessings.
Lin Shan can also be regarded as having completed the last mundane thing of going to the beast star.
"Lin Shan, do you really want your brother's investment?"
Zhang Hui asked this question again before leaving.
"Thank you, my path is different from yours."
Lin Shan shook his head and laughed.
"Alas, it's a pity, I still want my wife to introduce the sisters of the dance troupe to you, you kid is like a stubborn donkey."
Zhang Hui scolded with a smile, after today's wedding, he asked Lin Shan twice more to get the strings.
It's a pity that Lin Shan was resolute in his words and didn't say anything when asked.
Helpless him.
"Born like this, the head of the house, sister-in-law, I wish you a happy marriage and an early birth to a noble son."
Lin Shan said with a smile.
Zhang Hui sighed.
The hardest part is parting.
See you for a short time, next time you don't see each other.
There are too many regrets and sadness in life.
"Call if you need to, don't be polite to me, I know you like to bury something in your heart, but one more person has more strength, if you meet a good girl, take advantage of it."
Zhang Hui restrained his smile.
"Okay."
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Lin Shan nodded.
After speaking.
Lin Shan got into a taxi.
As before, he made up a reason to get on the plane, and under Lin Shan's hypnosis, Zhang Hui did not send it.
Watch the taxi go away.
"Husband, I don't think your roommate is simple, and he is by no means an ordinary person."
Zhang Hui's wife said thoughtfully.
"Of course I can see it, but it's not clear how it's not ordinary."
Zhang Hui sighed.
"I'll see you in the future, it's a dragon, and there will always be a day when you soar into the sky and soar into the sky, but it's a pity that he doesn't look down on my sisters."
She suddenly had a feeling of pity for the girls in the dance troupe.