tscritgt Ouyang Yuandao: "I'll leave it to you, kid.
If you don't help me, who will.
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Wang Jian: "But I will only help you three times."
"No, at least five times."
"Then twice."
"Damn it, four times will do?"
"Once, I decide to help you just once."
Ouyang Yuan was about to cry: "Uncle, just because of our relationship, you can help me just once, how can you help me?"
Wang Jiandao: "Why am I so embarrassed?
I should ask you.
If I don't help you, it's equivalent to helping you cheat."
Ouyang Yuan scolded: "Damn it, you kid, don't forget that I checked the answers for you when you took the high school entrance examination, and I also got the answers for you when you took the college entrance examination."
Wang Jian said speechlessly: "You are helping others, right?
Why do I need you to get the answer for me?
My grades are not that bad, right?"
Ouyang Yuan smiled and said: "I don't care anyway, I have a bad memory, so it should be you."
"If you are twisting the facts, believe it or not, I will make it impossible for you to pass the fourth level."
Ouyang Yuan was frightened for a moment: "Hey, just kidding, why are you so incapable of taking jokes?
Think about it, what is the relationship between us, right?"
Wang Jian: "Haha."
"Don't yell at me.
Just tell me how many times you can help me.
Five times is okay.
When Xiao Jingyi gets married, I will be her host.
By the way, I will help her organize the wedding.
Can I contribute more money?"
" "How much to pay" "Two thousand."
Ouyang Yuan said generously.
"You are sending beggars away" "How about 20,000?
I'm a fortune teller.
How can I have that much money?
I'm a good citizen.
I don't steal or rob."
"What can you do with 20,000 yuan?"
Ouyang Yuanda was bleeding and said: "Fifty thousand, no more."
Wang Jian knew that this old guy was stingy, but he must have a lot of savings.
He smiled and said: "When you said you were preparing a dowry for Ouyang Mengqi, I remember you had a lot of money.
And after so many years, you have the most At least a few million."
"Is one hundred thousand enough?"
Ouyang Yuan's heart was bleeding, but he still had to pretend to be generous.
"One hundred thousand is still a little less.
The number of times you tell your fortune can be as high as hundreds of thousands or as low as several hundred.
Don't think I don't know."
Ouyang Yuan explained: "That was in the past.
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Now I don't cheat or rob.
I can only take a hundred yuan at most from those little girls who tell fortunes.
A hundred yuan is a big deal.
Unless they are rich women or something, I This person is still very moral.”
"Then let me help you once."
"Fuck, how about two hundred thousand?
That's the most."
Ouyang Yuan really wanted to cry, his heart was bleeding, and he had already scolded Wang Jian thousands of times in his heart.
This puppy day, I have to tell someone's life for half a year to get back the 200,000 yuan.
Feelings are like taking advantage of the situation.
No, this time I go back and marry Bai Yan as soon as possible, and then let this guy be a part of me.
If I don't cheat him for five million, I don't believe in Ouyang, oh, I don't believe in prison.
Wang Jiandao: "Okay, two hundred thousand is barely enough.
You can help arrange the wedding when the time comes.
I will help you five times with this bounty mission."
Ouyang Yuan thought to himself that there was no rush anyway.
It would take more than ten years until Wang Jingyi grew up, and before that, he would severely deceive this kid.
At this time, Sirika was still thinking about how to respond to his couplet.
Bai Jun has finished writing the answer sheet and handed it to Valin for correction.
To Bai Jun's disbelief, Warin actually said that he had passed and asked him if he wanted to go to the teleportation array immediately.
Bai Jun pointed to Ouyang Yuan, who was full of pride and said to Warin: "I'm with that old guy.
I still have to wait for him."
Warin said nothing and waited quietly for Sirika's first link to Ouyang Yuan.
Most of the gods present know the couplets.
The culture of couplets is popular in all planes of the universe, but among all planes, the most popular place for the couplet culture is the earth.
But some planes do not have such a thing as couplets, such as the Moro plane, the plane of giants, orcs, and elves.
Their planes only have popular songs and dances, and their culture lags far behind other planes.
Li Jianlin said: "This old guy can do it, but it still stumps the Lord God."
Jin Yuming smiled and said: "Our Chinese nation is the origin of couplet culture.
I won't brag to you, I know all about couplets."
Yueyuan smiled and said nothing, staring closely at Ouyang Yuan on the field.
The gods who were watching were all whispering about Ouyang Yuanchu's couplet.
They were not in a hurry anyway.
This area was considered the safest place in the Hell of the Dead.
After all, it was Biwen, and there was a main god sitting in charge.
It would not be that simple to perform other tasks. .
"Is that Lord God okay?
Why did it take so long to be right?"
"Yeah, I just said how awesome I am."
"Be careful, don't let her hear it."
"She heard something and she still dared to kill people.
You forgot that several of Biwen's judges are not allowed to kill people."
"That's not necessarily the case.
If she's unhappy, you're dead."
Sirika stared at Ouyang Yuan and said: "The couplet you just published is definitely correct."
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Ouyang Yuan was startled, and he quickly laughed and said: "I'm sorry for comparison, I made a mistake.
It was freezing rain falling on people at two o'clock in the east and three o'clock in the west."
Si'an frowned and said, "For the first question, Sirika wins."
Ouyang Yuan's face suddenly darkened.
Bai Jun was a little speechless, secretly thinking that something went wrong with this old guy at this time.
Li Jianlin sneered: "I thought he was so powerful, but that's all."
Jin Yuming blushed at what he just said.
Yueyuan thought to herself whether Ouyang Yuan had gone too far and could make mistakes at this time.
The gods who were watching began to mock.
"Can this fool know how to make couplets?"
"I think he is sincerely trying to trick the Lord God."
"Yeah, I think so too."
"It's a waste of our time, let's go, let's go, I can't write well and I have to perform other tasks."
"Don't worry, he's going to make a fool of himself in a while.
Leave after watching."
Sirika hated Ouyang Yuan with all her heart at this time.
In her opinion, Ouyang Yuan was just playing tricks on her.
There must be a very difficult first couplet so that he cannot match the second couplet.
Thinking of this, she said: "The trees high up and down below are tinkling and tinkling and the springs are springing."
The gods who were watching began to guess again.
Si'an made a gesture: "Don't worry if you have any answers.
Don't make any noise, otherwise I will implement the rules."
Suddenly, all the gods were silent.
Sirika said with a look on her face: "This is a double word couplet, it's a bit difficult."
Wang Jian's voice rang in Ouyang Yuan's mind: "The second line is a loop of overlapping mountain curves."
Ouyang Yuan hurriedly said: "There are overlapping mountains and winding roads."
Si'an nodded: "Yes, okay."
Silica snorted, very dissatisfied.
Ouyang Yuan smiled coquettishly: "It's my turn.
I have no worries about the green water, but my face is wrinkled by the wind."
This is a play-response couplet.
What Ouyang Yuan didn't expect was that Sirika directly replied: "The green mountains are not old, but their heads are white as snow
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