Ouyang Yuan waved his hands and said: "What a god, I am an ordinary person now, and ordinary people must live an ordinary life.
Besides, I still have a skill.
By the way, what did you say about the white dress just now?"
A figure walked in from outside, it was Zhao Yizhu.
She was wearing a long white dress with long hair shawl, carrying a bag, and waved to Ouyang Yuan: "We meet again."
Bai Jundao: "When did you become so low-key and you still tease me like an ordinary person?
Also, you don't have any special skills.
What you did is just a scam, okay?
I can tell you that it is against the law to lie to others.
Damned by God."
"Go, go, don't be so clumsy.
Why is she here?
Isn't she dead?"
Ouyang Yuan pointed at the white skirt and said with confusion on his face.
Baiqun smiled slightly, walked up to him, stretched out her hand and said, "Sir, do you want to do the math for me?"
Ouyang Yuan shook his head vigorously and said: "Go, go, I'm asking you something, let's talk business."
Bai Jun smiled lightly and said, "Just do the math for her."
Ouyang Yuan glared and said: "Go, go, why did you send her to me?"
Bai Jun's face was full of black lines and he said: "I said, your current mantra is to go, go, go."
Ouyang Yuan said seriously: "Don't talk nonsense, don't change the topic, and talk quickly."
Bai Jun could only say: "Didn't Wang Jian resurrect Hong Yi before, and then sent Hong Yi to you?
I have resurrected Bai skirt long ago, but she has always been with Hong Yi's three major The villains are together.
Last time I heard that Hong Yi was with you, she wanted to come over.
I couldn't refuse, so I sent her over. " "Sentiment, you kid already knew that Wang Jian sent Hongyi to me.
You kid, you're just pretending to be stupid with me."
Bai Jun scratched his head: "Hey, I don't know, I don't know."
Ouyang Yuan snorted: "Go, go, you are getting worse and worse."
After saying that, he looked at Baiqun and said: "You can stay with me, I have one condition."
Baiqun whispered: "What conditions?"
"Live the life of an ordinary person.
You cannot regard yourself as a god, and you cannot use magic.
Anyway, you are not allowed to expose yourself in front of ordinary people, and you cannot use magic on ordinary people."
Baiqun agreed: "Okay."
As soon as he finished speaking, a young girl walked in.
Ouyang Yuan said with a smile on his face: "Oh, Xiaomei, you are here again."
The girl looked at Bai Jun and Bai skirt and said, "There are so many people, so I'll wait."
Ouyang Yuan waved his hand and said, "No, no, no, these two are my friends.
Sit down and I'll do the math for you."
Then, he said to Bai Jun, "Go, get up quickly and let the guests sit."
Bai Jun stood up and stood aside, thinking that he would like to see how this old guy deceives people.
The girl who called Xiaomei sat down and said with a smile: "Master Ouyang, you are so awesome."
Ouyang Yuan looked proud and said: "How awesome is that?"
"You are so accurate.
My best friend is indeed having an affair with my boyfriend."
Ouyang Yuan sighed and said: "Oh, it's really outside the long pavilion, beside the ancient road, and the grass is in the sky.
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Xiaomei, your head is not green enough."
Xiaomei said sternly: "That couple of bitches really pissed me off.
They came to you this time just to ask you to remove the bad luck from me.
It's really unlucky that I ended up with such a boyfriend and best friend."
Ouyang Yuan smiled and said: "I have three methods to remove bad luck.
One, use talismans.
Two, use elixirs.
Three, take a bath with holy water."
Xiaomei said: "Can you tell me the functions and prices of these three methods?"
Bai Jun sneered in his heart from the side, secretly thinking that this old guy really has a lot of tricks up his sleeve, and the little girl who fooled him didn't want to give up.
Ouyang Yuan chuckled and said: "That Xiaomei, the talisman costs 199, which can drive away bad luck.
The elixir costs 299, which not only can drive away bad luck, but also has a mysterious effect."
Xiaomei wondered: "What's the function?"
"It can increase your charm.
You see, you are already so good-looking.
If your charm increases, you won't be so charming."
"What about the third type?"
"Ouch, this holy water is a bit expensive, I don't recommend you buy it, but it has many uses."
“What are the uses?”
"Holy water costs 499.
If you use this to take a bath, it can drive away bad luck, increase your charm, and most importantly, allow your body to develop again."
Xiaomei said with disbelief: "Really" "Well, I'm not going to lie to you, there is no need for plastic surgery and breast augmentation.
By the way, how big do you want it to be?"
Xiaomei has been completely involved: "Master Ouyang, are you lying to me?"
Ouyang Yuan touched his chin and said, "How could I lie to you?
Have I ever lied to you?"
"If it's really that effective, let me try it first.
If it doesn't work, I won't pay."
Ouyang Yuan made an OK gesture, took out a small porcelain bottle and said, "Okay, here it is for you.
You go to my bathroom to wash it.
We will wait for you outside."
Xiaomei took the small porcelain bottle and actually walked towards the bathroom at the back.
When Xiaomei closed the door, Ouyang Yuan laughed and turned around to leave.
Bai Jun said: "You should use magic to help her "grow"."
Ouyang Yuan made a shushing gesture: "Shh, as a god of rules, of course I have to contribute a little bit of strength to the majority of girls.
Hey, what's that look in your eyes?
Let me tell you, I'm doing good deeds, better than those Plastic surgery and breast augmentation hospitals are much better, it’s completely painless and only takes a few seconds.”
Bai Jun swallowed speechlessly: "Okay, okay, the white skirt is here.
I have something else to do, so I will leave first."
As soon as he finished speaking, a voice came in: "Xiaojun"
Standing at the door was a girl with long hair, dressed in red, with her hands behind her back, long and white, and wearing a pair of high-heeled sandals on her feet, which was very sexy.
Bai Jun turned his head and said, "Sister in red, long time no see."
"Yes, I haven't seen you for a long time, it's been quite a few years."
Hongyi waved to Baiqun again: "Yi Zhu, aren't you with them?
Where are the black messengers and the others?"
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"They are now in charge of the entire underworld.
I am so bored every day that I just want to come and see you."
Hong Yi nodded and said to Bai Jun, "Let's go out for a walk."
Bai Jun hummed: "Let's go."
Ouyang Yuan shouted: "Hey, Hongyi, how is Bai Yan?"
"It's okay, it's fine.
The nurses will take care of you, so don't worry about it."
"That's good."
Bai Jun and Hong Yi walked slowly on the snack street, chatting while walking.
"Sister Hongyi, who is in charge of those with incomplete souls now?"
Bai Jun asked.
Hongyi said: "The white-faced man, I think he is more suitable, and the tasks he has set are relatively normal."
Bai Jun smiled and said: "I clearly remember that those tasks you set back then really tricked me to death."
Hongyi said awkwardly: "Actually, every time you perform a mission, I just let those resentful spirits scare you.
Don't treat you as a target
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