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Chapter 77: Kick Your Egg Yolk


The yellow-haired gangster hung up his phone and said to Jiao Yi: "Mr.

Jiao, Boss Ge will come down immediately" Jiao Yi nodded and said to the yellow-haired gangster, "Open the door, I'll take a look at my car."

"Yes, Mr.

Jiao."

The yellow-haired gangster was not only respectful, but also a little fearful, took out the key from his body, inserted it into the lock hole, and lifted the aluminum alloy door with both hands.

Jiao Yi glanced at Huang Mao with disdain, people were guarding here, and they still needed to lock the door Then, Jiao Yi glanced into the room and saw his Solomon Emperor Wind bicycle, and couldn't help but be stunned.

Jiao Yi's bicycle was not dirty originally, but it was carried by Huang Dan to apply for a job for the past two days, and it was stained with some dust, and the gloss was not high, but now, the bicycle has been washed clean, and it has been waxed and glazed, and it is shiny and shiny If it weren't for the special mark on the right handle of the bicycle at a glance, Jiao Yi would have wondered if Ge Dagen knew the value of the Imperial Wind Limited Edition, and got a new copycat version of the Imperial Wind to give his bicycle away "Mr.

Jiao, your bicycle, Boss Ge invited two professional car washing girls to maintain it, you see that you are satisfied" Huang Mao is quite a bit of an invitation.

"Isn't the car wash girl beautiful?"

Jiao Yi suddenly asked.

Huang Mao was stunned for a moment, but immediately showed a knowing smile in his eyes, and then said with some apologies: "Boss Ge called the manager of the car wash to contact, and the two girls sent over have average faces and are not very good, and one of them, the flesh on his chest has grown to his waist."

Huang Mao said as he looked at Jiao Yi's face uneasily.

Jiao Yi didn't show any displeasure, the car wash girl looks and has an average figure, if she is outstanding, she comes to wash the car in the middle of the night, and with Ge Dagen's bastard's urine sex, it is estimated that it is the rhythm of chastity.

At this moment, a rush of footsteps sounded, Ge Dagen came down with two people, and when he saw Jiao Yi, he smiled all over his face: "Mr.

Jiao, you came to pick up the car so early" "Picking up the car is one thing, and there's another."

Jiao Yi's tone was calm, but when his faint gaze swept over Ge Dagen's face, Ge Dagen was shocked for no reason.

"Mr.

Jiao, what's the matter?"

asked Ge Dagen cautiously.

Jiao Yi's gaze moved down from Ge Dagen's face, until he stopped at Ge Dagen's crotch, and said slowly: "Kick your egg yolk." ” "Ga" Ge Dagen was shocked, "Mr.

Jiao, your car, I asked you to take a good look at it, and when I asked people to wash the car, I also deliberately stared at it, just for fear that they would damage Mr.

Jiao's car."

"It has nothing to do with the car."

Jiao Yi indifferently interrupted Ge Dagen's words.

Ge Dagen was stunned for a moment, but immediately understood: "Mr.

Jiao, didn't you find Miss Shu?"

At the mention of Shu Yutong, Jiao Yi's eyes suddenly turned cold, and he stared at Ge Dagen's eyes: "Do you have a cousin named Brother Ge Kai, did you let Brother Ge Kaidi catch Shu Yutong?"

"Me" "If you dare to lie, I'll let you die here right away."

Jiao Yi's body suddenly burst out with a cold chill.

Ge Dagen shuddered for a moment, didn't dare to look at Jiao Yi's eyes, and lowered his head and said: "Brother Ge Kai is indeed my cousin, I did find my cousin and asked him to help me catch Miss Shu."

"You admit it yourself, what else is there to say" Jiao Yi interrupted Ge Dagen's words, his voice became colder and colder, "I once warned you, Shu Yutong is the person I covered, if you dare to provoke him again, I will make you disappear forever in this world" Hearing the cold murderous intent in Jiao Yi's words, Ge Dagen was shocked, raised his head, and said in a trembling voice: "But my cousin couldn't find Miss Shu."

"If Brother Ge Kaidi finds Shu Yutong, he will bring disaster to the sickle, and you won't just kick the egg yolk, I will make you survive and not die."

Jiao Yi said with a cold face.

Ge Dagen's face changed again and again, and later, there was no trace of blood, his eyes showed deep fear, and the muscles on his face began to twitch reflexively.

"Kicking your yolk just gives you a warning."

Jiao Yi's indifferent voice sounded again, and his gaze moved back to Ge Dagen's crotch.

Ge Dagen's forehead has broken out in cold sweat, if the egg yolk is kicked out, he can't be considered a man, without the most essential organ of a man, Ge Dagen's fun to be a human will be reduced by at least 90%.

"Ah" Ge Dagen finally couldn't bear the pressure of great fear, and a sharp sound came out of his throat, as if he had become a eunuch in advance.

With a shrill cry, Ge Dagen turned around and wanted to run.

He had seen Jiao Yi's terrifying skills last night, and he didn't have the courage to compete with Jiao Yi at all, and in his current situation, there was only one way to escape.

It's a pity that the right foot he lifted has not yet landed, and Jiao Yi's pedal shoes, the position of the front soles of his feet, stretched from Ge Dagen's thighs to his crotch.

Jiao Yi's right foot, the speed of kicking out is not fast, and the power is not very great, but it is enough to kick the egg yolk of Ge Dagen, who has never practiced the magic skill of iron pants.

"Whew" Ge Dagen let out a terrible scream like a gelding dog when the dog's eggs were cut off, and he fell down and fainted.

The two subordinates brought by Ge Dagen and the yellow hair were stunned, they didn't expect that Jiao Yi would really kick Ge Dagen's crotch, and, inferring from Ge Dagen's miserable screams before he fainted, Ge Dagen's egg yolk definitely exploded "I said to kick your yolk, just kick your balls, I will count." kicked Ge Dagen and fainted, Jiao Yi actually looked light, "You can't even call Ge Xiaogen, I'll keep it for you, however, it's useless." ” Jiao Yi said, raised his right foot, with a look of joy in his eyes, and muttered to himself: "Fortunately, this shoe was trampled on by Sister Yao's high heels, and it was originally going to be thrown away, otherwise, kick your bastard's crotch and stain Lao Tzu's shoes, and lose three hundred oceans in vain." ” After Jiao Yi finished speaking, he kicked his toes on the ground twice, his eyes swept over the faces of the three of them who were stunned by the yellow hair, and said lightly: "You all know how to scythe, I welcome you to come to me to avenge Ge Dagen, hehe." ” After Jiao Yi finished speaking, he turned around and walked to the bicycle, stepped on, flicked the bicycle bell, and in the crisp ringing of the bell, the bicycle started.

What made Huang Mao chill them was that the front and rear wheels of Jiaoyi's bicycle just pressed from Ge Dagen's crotch: