As soon as he heard Jiao Yi's words, Ling Ke suddenly sat back like a deflated ball.
"Yes, I can't compare with Sister Bing, my legs are not as long as Sister Bing, my chest is not as big as Sister Bing, I am not as beautiful as Sister Bing, my temperament is not as good as Sister Bing, and my martial arts are even more different, the most important thing is that my boyfriend can't compare with your brother-in-law" Ling Ke felt sorry for herself like a resentful woman, and suddenly burst into a foul mouth, "Damn, it turns out that my life is such a failure" The corners of Jiao Yi's mouth rose, and he couldn't help but laugh out loud, even Ling Bing, who had always been indifferent, had a smile in his eyes.
Not to mention, there is Ling Ke in the car, but he is not lonely at all, the three days pass in a flash, and in the evening, the Ling family has entered the territory of Beishan Province.
Beishan is one of the most remote provinces in China, and the places where Jiaoyi they travel are even more deserted, and the roads are also potholed and uneven.
Ling Ke, who had been talking and laughing, had already fallen asleep in the back seat, Ling Bing checked it with his mobile phone navigation, and it was still more than fifty kilometers away from the nearest county seat, and it was estimated that he would not be able to settle down until after dark.
The winding road became more and more rugged, lined with pine forests that shaded the sky, making the light even darker, and the wheels pressed against the pine needles made an eerie creaking sound, and a timid person walking through the pine forest might be scared to pee. turned a right corner, followed by an uphill left corner, but Ling Feiyang in front suddenly braked sharply, and Jiao Yi had to stop.
Ling Ke, who was sleeping soundly in the back seat, leaned forward suddenly under the action of inertia, woke up in shock, and muttered: "Brother-in-law, why did you drive the car, where is this?"
"Ling Ke, be careful, when you get to Hengshiliang, the third uncle and they suddenly stopped, I'm afraid there is a situation."
Ling Bing put away his phone and said.
Ling Keqian walked this road with Ling Qingshan, and heard of the place of Hengshiliang.
As the saying goes, poor mountains and bad waters come out of the people, and in a remote and backward place like Beishan, there are still strongmen who block the road and rob them, and many of them gather in the sinister place of Hengshiliang.
Passenger and freight vehicles would rather take a detour of dozens of kilometers than pass through here, and because of this, no one cares if the road in Hengshiliang is broken.
Of course, for a master like Ling Qingshan, who came out of a martial arts family, he didn't take the villain in his eyes at all, so he chose to take this shortcut.
"Could it be that the Mountain King who doesn't open his eyes has found us" Ling Ke clenched his small fists, his eyes shining with excitement.
Jiao Yi and Ling Bing didn't know what the specific situation was, and the two pushed the car door at the same time and stepped out of the car.
"Brother Bing, wait for me" The reason why Ling Ke was excited was because there were big masters like Jiao Yi and them, and she didn't have the courage to stay behind alone.
What's even more exaggerated is that this Nizi grabbed Jiao Yi's arm tightly, and almost the whole person hung on Jiao Yi's body.
With Jiao Yi's strength, dragging Ling Ke's body, which is less than a hundred catties, is simply negligible, the problem is that although this girl's self-humble chest is not as big as Ling Bing's, it is not much smaller, rubbing on Jiao Yi's arm, like an electric current hitting Jiao Yi's heart.
Jiao Yi wanted to turn around and scratch twice on the little sister's inelastic part, but Ling Bing was right next to him, and he didn't dare to make a beastly move with a hundred dares.
However, the little aunt was so close to herself, her elbows were enjoyable, but the crotch was very uncomfortable, and what was even more embarrassing was that he couldn't have a physiological reaction "Uh, Ling Ke, men and women don't kiss, if you pull me like this, your boyfriend will be unhappy if he finds out."
Actually, Jiao Yi was worried that Ling Bing would be unhappy, but as a rare sunny handsome guy, he could be afraid of his wife, but he couldn't say it verbally.
"Hmph, I've already decided, get rid of that useless guy, I'm going to find a handsome and capable boyfriend like you, brother-in-law," Ling Ke still held Jiao Yi's arm tightly.
Ling Bing was stunned, but Jiao Yi flattened his mouth disdainfully, a handsome and capable man like my brother, you can find a second brother to call you grandma "Hey, that's not right" Ling Ke suddenly shouted again, "Yu Jiayu, that nerd is not here, how could he know, I know brother-in-law, you are afraid that Sister Bing will be unhappy, right?"
didn't give Jiao Yi a chance to talk at all, Ling Ke burst out like a machine gun: "Tsk, brother-in-law, you are so good, handsome, capable and afraid of his wife, a peerless good man in ten thousand" Jiao Yi couldn't help but flutter, wanting to be modest, but heard Ling Ke say again: "Sister Bing, I'm timid, borrow my brother-in-law to use it, you don't mind."
Ling Bing was speechless, in fact, she minded very much, but with her coldness and loneliness, how could she admit it Jiao Yi is also sweating profusely, this little sister is really speechless, what is it called borrowing from her brother-in-law At this moment, Jiao Yi and the others also discovered the reason why Ling Qingshan and Ling Feiyang suddenly stopped.
Just past the left corner, a carmine Porsche Cayenne stopped on the road, and the car in front of the Cayenne, which was even more bullish than Jiaoyi's top-of-the-line Mercedes-Benz off-road13, was actually a golden Bentley Bentayga The road surface on this side of Hengshiliang is already narrow, so two cars are blocked, and the cars behind can't pass at all.
"Rub, is there still a sense of public morality, is it really good to wantonly pollute the environment" Jiao Yi glanced at the two luxury SUVs, disdainful of the authentic.
"Brother-in-law, what is polluting the environment" Ling Ke was at a loss, and she was still holding Jiao Yi's arm.
"I bet the two bastards in the car went to poop in the woods," Jiao Yi said firmly.
Ling Ke snorted, covered his nose with his hands in disgust, and finally freed Jiao Yi's elbow.
"It's not."
Ling Feiyang shook his head suddenly.
The eldest brother actually denied his speculation, and Jiao Yi couldn't help but wonder: "Brother Feiyang, how do you know that I guessed wrong?"
Ling Feiyang pointed to the two cars blocking the road and said, "Look, the two license plates are not from the same place. ” Jiao Yi looked down, and sure enough, the Bentley was hung with Lu's license plate, and the Cayenne was hung with Jiang's license plate.
The Bentley car is from Ludong, and the Cayenne is from Jiangsu and Zhejiang, and the owners of the two cars can't always gather in Hengshiliang across provinces to pull the scenery and poop "Uh, I didn't expect that my god operator Jiao Yi also guessed wrongly, mistakes, mistakes."
Jiao Yi laughed self-deprecatingly.
Ling Ke trembled with laughter, Ling Bing glanced at Jiao Yi speechlessly, this dead guy is hard-mouthed, and he still has to quibble even if he is wrong.
Ling Feiyang's eyes were still staring at the two cars, and he pondered: "The license plates of Ludong and Jiangsu and Zhejiang are still luxury cars of this level, and from this direction, it is estimated that they are going to the Alchemy Rock Scenic Area."
"Brother, what do you mean are people from the Lu Dongqiao family and the Jiangsu, Zhejiang, Mei or Liu families" Ling Bing's face changed slightly
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