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Chapter 134: What is the experience of farting during a speech?


"Poof" The female teacher who had been scolded by Liu Ting before sneered at this, and turned to look at Chu Yun with a smile in her eyes.

Zhao Wenjing was also a little funny, and whispered: "You're too damaged," The corners of Chu Yun's mouth hooked, and he responded in a low voice: "The more damage is still to come."

Liu Ting walked up to the stage, glanced lightly at the audience, and began to make his long list of speeches: "In today's game, several of our players performed very well."

Liu Ting can be said to be the culmination of the speeches of many business leaders in ancient and modern times, and the speech is stinky and long, but there is no actual nutrition.

Generally, in this kind of student activity, the teacher will say two words of encouragement when he comes on stage, and the scene will be over.

But Liu Ting didn't, she said it stiffly, and it took nearly half and twenty minutes to finish Even many of the teachers in the audience began to yawn.

"Yawn and I'll go, there's no mistake."

Chu Yun looked at the time and said, "This guy is really self-inflicted."

Zhao Wenjing was slightly stunned and said, "What do you mean?"

"It's okay, you can watch it" Chu Yun waved his hand.

In this kind of competition, the top three or top five are generally determined, and the players behind will not be ranked, which can be regarded as giving face.

Liu Ting spoke for twenty minutes before she began to talk about the rankings.

"Top Ten Singers Competition, First Place, Liu Song" "Second place, Wu Xuan" "Third place, Zhang Miruo" The top five were announced, and as Chu Yun expected, there was really no name for Li Qingya.

The photo of Li Qingya on the big screen hung in the first place, which was extremely inconsistent with Liu Ting's announced name.

The scene was immediately booed.

"Unfair" doesn't know who started it, and suddenly took the lead in coaxing, and everyone in the audience was dissatisfied with Liu Ting.

Someone coaxed, and immediately the audience booed.

"Unfair, judges are indiscriminate" "Do you have ears, can you listen to songs?"

The so-called law does not blame the public, and everyone was already dissatisfied with Liu Ting, the devil teaching director, and at this time they were angry because of her stinky speech.

Coupled with the unfair ranking, people took the lead in coaxing, holding the psychology that the law does not blame the public, and everyone began to make noise.

In the back, even the words "Liu Ting is a fool" were said Liu Ting was also startled by this boo at first, and when she heard the words shouted below, she was really angry and trembled all over, and said angrily: "You're going to rebel, aren't you?"

A roar resounded throughout the audience, and the small auditorium fell silent.

I have to say that Liu Ting is certainly annoying, but the deterrent effect brought by her various means is still very deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

Liu Ting's face turned red, and she was dark gray for a long time before she suppressed her anger and said, "Originally, I didn't want to say it so bluntly, for fear of hurting the self-esteem of some classmates."

But since you brought it on yourself, you don't blame me."

Liu Ting sneered, turned her head to look at Li Qingya, and said: "Young people of your generation, the whole aesthetic is chaotic, I will criticize that classmate Li Qingya by name today, tell me what song you sing, a good Sauvignon Blanc, what you have changed it to, can you listen to it?"

"Singing a song is the same as reading it, and there are so many people supporting you, you didn't come by swiping tickets, it's really not as good as a generation" Li Qingya was scolded by Liu Ting, and she was so frightened that her eyes were watery in her eyes, and she bit her lip and held it hard to prevent the tears from falling.

Chu Yun frowned and looked at Liu Ting, seeing that Li Qingya's tears of being scolded were about to fall, and his heart was even more uncomfortable.

Everyone at the scene was full of anger, but because of Liu Ting's deterrence, they all dared to be angry but didn't dare to speak.

"This old witch, what kind of demon grass" Chu Yun scolded coldly, if it weren't for the current occasion, Chu Yun would have done it directly.

"A college student usually doesn't study hard.

What are the top ten songs, I didn't want to come to this event if I didn't do my job.

Coming over today, what a mistake."

"Poof" Before Liu Ting's words were finished, a melodious fart sound resounded throughout the audience.

Liu Ting's complexion changed greatly The scene was quiet at first, and everyone's eyes stared at Liu Ting in unison, and then laughed.

It was Li Qingya, who was scolded and almost cried, and at this time she also burst into tears.

The teachers in the audience couldn't help laughing.

The female teacher who was slapped in the face by Liu Ting before was even more happy to laugh Chu Yun touched his forehead, breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "I finally started scolding Qingya again, I guess I'm really going to cry." ” "What are you laughing at, what are you laughing at quietly" Liu Ting's face turned red, scolded loudly, finally suppressed the laughter, and said angrily: "College students, what do you look like Your parents are desperately trying to let you come to study, just want you to come" "Puff puff" There was another sound like a firecracker, and because of the effect of the loudspeaker, it was completely spread to every corner of the auditorium.

The laughter that the audience had finally stopped rang out again.

Liu Ting wanted to stop it, but the fart sound sounded uncontrollably again.

"Poof, poof, poof."

As soon as this voice appeared, the atmosphere in the venue suddenly froze.

This doesn't seem to be the sound of a fart, it's the sound of a flowing water "Hahahahaha" There was another continuous laughter, and a boy sitting next to Chu Yun fell off the chair directly laughing.

"Sure enough, it's retribution, talking haha, like a fart, hahahaha" The boy couldn't stop laughing, and he couldn't stop talking.

The most serious old man, who had been sitting in the middle, was notoriously unsmiling on weekdays, and at this time he kept rubbing his cheeks, and his face was flushed.

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Liu Ting's face was completely frozen at this time, looking at the laughter of the audience, she couldn't hold back any longer, and ran out directly with the microphone covering her face.

"You can't live if you do your own iniquity.

I was supposed to calculate the time, but I just asked you to embarrass people in front of your colleagues.

Who told you to talk for so long" Chu Yun sighed softly, and Zhao Wenjing on the side was already out of breath with laughter, and he was about to suffocate.

At this time, hearing Chu Yun's sigh, he directly lay on Chu Yun and continued to laugh.

The old man sitting in the middle of the teacher couldn't help but laugh out loud.

However, he immediately stopped smiling and waved his hand at the smiling host.

The host understood, immediately understood, stopped smiling, came to pick up the microphone, and announced the end of the game.

The top ten singer competition, which was stirred up into a farce by Liu Ting, has finally come to an end.

"Let's go, almost."

Chu Yun patted Zhao Wenjing, who was still trembling with laughter in his arms, and said, "Don't laugh, it's very uncomfortable to laugh too much." ” "Go, you, you think I want to, it's not all you, you got it, hahaha."

Zhao Wenjing couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth

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