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Chapter 939: Masturbation


"Yang Jing, your defense is very exciting, it can be seen that you have spent considerable effort in your major, and I believe that your efforts and dedication will be rewarded.However, your results will not be published now, and you will be notified in writing a week later. ”In a conference room specially set up for the defense of the doctoral dissertation, six or seven white-haired professors sat on it, Yang Jing sat below, and Xiao Zhenguo, the second master sitting in the middle, said to Yang Jing with a satisfied face."

Thank you, Professor Xiao, thank you, Professor Li" Yang Jing stood up and thanked them one by one, then bowed to several professors, and then turned around and walked out of the conference room.Watching Yang Jing's figure disappear outside the door, Professor Liu, who was sitting next to Xiao Lao, said with a smile: "Old Xiao, you have accepted a good disciple."

You, a disciple, will definitely be able to inherit your mantle in the future. ”Xiao Lao said with an irrepressible smile on his face: "Ahem, this child was collected by the four of us."

But now it seems that this kid didn't disappoint us. ”Professor Li, who was sitting on the other side of Mr.

Xiao, also smiled and said, "Old Xiao, I heard that your disciple has a lot of good things in his hands, so when will you take us over to have a look?"

Lao Liu and Lao Zhao can't wait for a long time. ”Several old professors who participated in the dissertation defense nodded one after another, and an old professor who looked older than Xiao Lao said: "Lao Li is right, Lao Liu Ke and I have long wanted to see if your disciple has hidden treasures."

I've heard from those old fellows at the Palace Museum that they're all hungry for the treasures that your disciple brought in. ”Another professor said: "Old Xiao, don't say anything else, you have to let a few of us see the "Qingming Riverside Picture" Several old professors were stunned for a moment, and then began to nod wildly.Xiao Lao laughed and said, "What's so difficult about this?

As long as you old fellows let my apprentice pass the thesis defense, I will naturally take you to see the good things that my apprentice has collected.Do you want to see "Qingming Riverside Picture"?

Do you want to see Michelangelo's authentic bronze "David" sculpture?

Do you want to see Leonardo da Vinci's original "Lida and the Swan"?

Would you like to see the original manuscript of Tolstoy's War and Peace?

Would you like to see the manuscript of Shakespeare's Hamlet?

Also" Professor Li, who was beside Xiao Lao, immediately raised his hands in surrender and said, "I said Old Xiao, can we stop a little?"

If you say that, beware of getting beaten. ”The old professors nodded their heads, but laughed at the same time.Xiao Lao smiled and said, "I don't care what you think, anyway, if my apprentice can't pass your level, I won't take you to see the treasures he collects."

Let me tell you, the treasures that my apprentice has collected are still there" Professor Zhao, who was older than Xiao Lao, hurriedly waved his hand to stop: "Gotcha!

Old Xiao, if you show off like this again, a few of us won't do it," the old professors burst out laughing again.In Yanjing at the beginning of June 2020, the weather was extremely hot, and there was still a month and a half before the ambush, but Yanjing was on fire everywhere.Especially at noon, the sun hanging in the sky can really be called blazing!

Yang Jing, who drove out of the school, even saw a mirage on the asphalt road in front of him, and everything was crooked.Parking the car in a vacant lot next to the school gate, Yang Jing grabbed the phone and called Gege, it happened that today was in time, and the thesis defense of the two of them was held on the same day.Yang Jing estimated that Gege's defense was over at this time, so he wanted to ask about the situation.The phone was answered after thinking twice."

Daughter-in-law, how is your defense?""

Hee-hee, guess.""

Haha, listening to your tone, I don't have to guess, it must be very good, right?""

Needless to say, don't look at who Miss Ben is!

By the way, Yang Jing, how is your defense?

”"Hey, you guess" "Husband, let's have a big dinner in the evening to celebrate!"

”In the evening, the temperature in Yanjing dropped a lot, after all, it was not yet Futian, and the temperature in Yanjing at this time was still within the acceptable range of people.When he returned to the apartment for dinner at noon, Yang Jing asked Gege what he wanted to eat at night, from this cuisine to Western food to Jianghuai cuisine, Yang Jing said a lot, but the girl was not satisfied, and finally this girl said what she wanted to eat most now, which almost shocked Yang Jing's jaw."

Husband, shall we go masturbate at night?

It would be better if there was fried stinky tofu" Looking at his fiancée's expectant look, Yang Jing was surprised and happy.Isn't it just a masturbation?

What's so hard about that?

Although Yanjing banned open-air barbecue in the Second Ring Road a few years ago, it is not difficult to find a place to skewer now.This is Yanjing, the city with the highest concentration of foodies in China, if there is no masturbation here, Yang Jing can't imagine what the scene will be.So Yang Jing started to call, and his first call was naturally to call Wang Jiazan and ask where Yanjing was delicious for barbecue.Wang Jiazan will not be a foodie, as soon as he heard that he was going to masturbate, he immediately reported a few places to Yang Jing.After choosing, Yang Jing and Gege decided to have a big meal at the nearest wooden house barbecue store to the apartment.CAFA was outside the North Fourth Ring East Road, so in order to take care of Gege at that time, the two bought an apartment in the Huajiadi community outside the east gate of CAFA.Although there are many barbecue restaurants near the Huajiadi community, those barbecue restaurants are all relatively tall barbecue restaurants, such as barbecue restaurants such as Wagyu barbecue.This time, Gege wanted to eat that kind of food stall-style barbecue, so Yang Jing chose the wooden house barbecue national exhibition store.It was not far from where Yang Jing and the others lived, less than four kilometers, if it weren't for the hot weather, the two of them would even want to wander over.In the end, the two still chose to take a taxi to masturbate.Business here is extremely hot, if Yang Jing hadn't booked a table in advance in the afternoon, I'm afraid the two of them would have to wait for a long time.Sitting on the reserved seats, Yang Jing and Gege began to order, what spicy roast pig's trotters, grassland vegetables, spicy pig skewers, spicy tripe, grilled lamb skewers, grilled corn, grilled pork belly, roasted beef tendons, and wooden house skewers, as long as the two of them want to eat, they will all come to serve.Gege can eat how much Yang Jing doesn't know, anyway, when Yang Jing is facing this familiar atmosphere and taste, the gluttonous worms in his stomach can't be suppressed for a long time, plus the two of them have no problem with their defense today, the two of them are in a good mood, so naturally they have to eat more.After ordering, the waiter immediately placed a waiting hourglass, which is a good thing, because if the time is exceeded, the store will give you food at the same price as the time.Yang Jing and Gege naturally don't covet that little gift, but they have rarely felt this kind of atmosphere and feelings in the past few years, so the two of them are looking forward to the barbecue brother's best overtime, but unfortunately, the barbecue brother is not only good in technology, but also has a high level of professionalism.Just when there was about a fifth of the hourglass left, a plate of kebabs was served by the waiter."

Sir, Madam, this is the lamb kebab you ordered, and it's our signature dish.The mutton of this meat skewer is the whooping lamb of the Xuanzi Horqin Prairie, and the golden ratio of 3 lean and 2 fat is carefully selected to make it to ensure that you two eat comfortably and rest assured. ”Although the waiter with the mask couldn't see his face clearly, his mouth was really sharp, and he explained the origin of the meat skewer in a few words.Gege couldn't help it, she couldn't wait to grab a skewer of meat, regardless of whether the meat skewer was still hot, she ate two pieces of meat at once, even if she was grinning with her teeth burned, she still stretched out a thumbs up and gestured at Yang Jing.Such a daughter-in-law Yang Jing is really rare, obviously, this grilled lamb skewer is really delicious, otherwise this girl would not have made such a picture.Yang Jing also picked up a skewer, and half of it went down in one bite, and when the roasted lamb skewers were charred on the outside and tender on the inside, Yang Jing couldn't help but nod his head in praise.Then, the dishes ordered by Yang Jing and the two of them were served as quickly as running water, and the fragrance alone made the two of them unbearable.And when the two of them ate these dishes that came up later, they immediately gave Wang Jiazan a thumbs up.The place recommended by this guy is really good, and the dishes here are really delicious.The spicy hairy belly here is spicy and chewy, although there is no soft and glutinous taste, but the more you chew, the more fragrant it becomes; The spicy roasted pig's trotters make people want to eat one and want to eat the second; The roasted pumpkin and potatoes for one yuan and one skewer taste that is called fragrant.Well, it's worth mentioning that the roasted pumpkin here is actually not really a roasted pumpkin, but should be roasted zucchini, but here, the roasted zucchini is called roasted pumpkin, and the baked potatoes are called here and roasted corn, garlic tin foil enoki mushrooms, grassland vegetables, grilled fish, grilled leeks plus a large cup of draft beer that bursts, that taste, that feeling, really makes the two of them can't stop eating.Barbecue can't be eaten with drinks, and it's best not to drink other drinks, that is, cold beer or a large glass of cold draft beer, that is the perfect match for barbecue.Gege drank the unique tea here at first, but after seeing Yang Jing drinking draft beer so happily, she couldn't help but ask for a tie, but this drink, she couldn't stop the car anymore and started eating at seven o'clock in the evening, and this meal was eaten until half past nine, and she drank more than ten sticks of draft beer alone.Gege's face was flushed when he drank, and he began to shake when he walked, Yang Jing's amount of alcohol was okay, but he was not as top-heavy as Gege, but he was also a little top-heavy.In this way, after Yang Jing settled the account, the two didn't even take a car and walked home along Jing'an West Street.Anyway, the temperature at this time has dropped a lot, and you can still relieve hangover by taking a walk.PS: Bow and thank you for the 2000 tip of "First Kiss to the Hand"!