While the Tübingen youth are actively studying their opponent Cologne, the Cologne team is also seriously studying the Tübingen youth.In the German Cup, Cologne defeated amateur teams Zonitez and Uerdingen, and then narrowly beat Bundesliga powerhouse Hertha Berlin, but luckily met another amateur team in the crucial semi-finals: Baden's upstart Tübingen Juniors, who had already beaten Wolfsburg, Bayer Leverkusen and Munich 1860.If you just look at the results, this amateur team is simply a Bundesliga killer, from the first round of not being favored to the present, but it has been repeatedly unexpected, and even makes people doubt why the Bundesliga team is so weak.Even if this regional league team is already in the southern division, it is still considered a dark horse.Now, it's the Cologne team to put the dark horses to the test.However, Cologne had their share of troubles, and in 2002 head coach Elvador Rennes ran out of patience with the club's board of directors as the team was mired in the relegation zone.In recent years, the nickname "Yo-Yo Team" has made the Cologne team very ashamed, and "being able to go up and down" is not a good evaluation in the football world, which means that difficult business negotiations have to be carried out every year.Sponsors and advertisers were shocked by the Cologne game every day, which greatly disturbed the wallets of the "sensible" guys on the board of directors.To say that the tragic results of the Cologne team in recent years are also directly related to the board of directors and the president of the club, they are too impatient and too stingy, and always hope to exchange the least price for the greatest benefit......
Although everyone thinks so.In short, Elvado Rennes, who had good prestige in the team, was dismissed, and for a while, the position of head coach of the Bundesliga team Cologne was taken over, and the club had to take the head coach Christopher John out of the substitute team and stuff him into the position of head coach.Cologne's biggest problem at the moment is scoring goals.The Bundesliga started a week earlier than the regional league and now has 24 rounds of matches, while Cologne have scored only 11 goals in total, and even more tragically, they have failed to score a goal in 10 consecutive games, and in those 10 games, their opponents have scored 14 goals.Although judging from the statistics, many of the games ended 0-0, Cologne's defense was okay, but against Hamburg and Borussia Mönchengladbach, they were scored four goals each.Cologne's forwards seem to have forgotten to bring their boots and how to shoot, and if the defenders hadn't forgotten, they would have been at the top of the relegation table.And when facing a team with strong attacking power, their defenders are also exhausted and unable to save the team's fate.On the contrary, Tübingen Youth's attacking prowess has caught the eye of all teams.The 5-2 victory over Wolfsburg, the 4-2 victory over Bayer Leverkusen and the 3-1 victory over Munich 1860 showed that the attacking power of the Bundesliga team was not weaker than that of the Bundesliga team, which Cologne was seriously lacking.You know, now Bayer Leverkusen is attacking the Bundesliga championship, entangled with Dortmund and Bayern Munich.Even if Leverkusen is a substitute, Kirsten, Ballack, Lucio, etc. did not play, Leverkusen's attacking power is also feared, with an average of two goals per game and one goal conceded, which is very stable, and even until the 24th round of the Bundesliga, the 2:4 loss to Tübingen is the biggest defeat in all competitions for Leaukusen this year.The match also attracted a lot of attention from the German media, with the German Football Association scheduling the two matches of Tübingen Youth and FC Cologne and Schalke 04 and Bayern Munich at the peak of 8:30 p.m. on March 5 and 6 respectively.Two days in advance, the German television station RTL drove the OB truck to the Lions Stadium in Tübingen.For this high-profile match, RTL TV will not only broadcast the live broadcast of the game, but also broadcast trailers, interviews, video highlights, team introductions and other content to fill in the gaps in the game time.Especially with this little-known football team from the German countryside, there is a lot to talk about.For example, this team actually has three Chinese and a Chinese head coach, which is simply a shame for German football!
When will it be the turn of the Chinese to dictate the powerful German football?
And when the RTL TV reporter came to Tübingen, he was shocked to find that the club owner of this team was also likely to be Chinese.The curious reporter went back and looked through the documents of the German Football Association and found that in early 02, the ownership of this team was transferred from an inexplicable Japanese paper company in Germany to a sports company called "beyond", and this company clearly wrote in the registration information of the German Football Association: "China"!
RTL TV was excited, the yellow peril theory, the yellow peril theory!
We've been saying that you don't believe it for years, right?
The Chinese have come to grab our German Cup!
The big-nosed Zoneborn is an old host who has worked for ten years, standing outside the lion stadium and pointing the camera at himself, waving his arms strangely at the camera: "Look at it, our great Tübingen has been occupied by the Chinese, where will they advance next?"
Oh, poor Cologne will be the next object of their conquest, and then where?
Yes, Gelsenkirchen or, Bavarian Munich?
Oh, my God!
The Chinese, like their ancestors, waved their horsewhips to whip us!
Will we be their serfs, will we milk them or will we be confiscated and sing "The Internationale"?
We don't know, hey, do you know?
”Zoneborn grabbed a middle-aged man passing by, squeezed his eyebrows and said quickly, this tall Germanic male with a well-developed beard, looking fierce and savage like their ancestors, nodded frequently while listening seriously, and after listening, smiled at the camera and raised a middle finger.Zoneborn was also unimpressed, and squeezed back into the range of the camera: "Look, poor Tübingians, they have been conquered by the Chinese, they have learned to kowtow and comb their braids, in short, they are finished, and the next thing will depend on the performance of our Cologne team."
Believe that our tenacious Colognes must ......"
As soon as he said this, the "barbarian" who had left turned his head and pushed him out of the camera's range by holding down Zoneborn's head, shouting at the camera: "Tübingen forward!"
”The embarrassed and weak-hearted Zoneborn saw the barbarian waving his fist and turned his head away, before cautiously returning to the camera: "Look at how barbaric people are after being conquered by the Chinese."
Okay viewers, the live coverage of Tübingen is here first, and this is the live report that Zoneborn has done for you. ”With RTL TV's unsparing rendering, this game, which has attracted a lot of attention, has attracted more German media coverage.The Süddeutsche Zeitung even published an article in the sports section with the headline "What will the Chinese bring to Germany?"
》, the article bitterly criticized the German Football Association: allowing foreigners to gallop in the German league, local players do not have the opportunity to play and development, and the loss of reserve strength of the German national team is the fundamental reason for the aging of the German chariot.Now even the weak Chinese have established themselves in the German league and will play in the Bundesliga next year.In this year's German Cup, the "Chinese team" has defeated three Bundesliga powerhouses, will our German football league be renamed the "International" football league in the future?
Congratulations Beckenbauer!
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