Liaoyang stupid food company after a while of the fuss passed, but when the laboratory really made a big fanfare, it still made the food industry and the competent department a little nervous, the laboratory is located in the courtyard of Liaoyang Normal University, when the completion of Liaoning University, China Medical University respectively sent the director of the branch equivalent to the department-level cadres of the leaders to come.
Dumb Food announced that it will build four distribution systems externally!
At first, it can scare people enough.
But then these big names in the food field were laughed at by the strategic layout announced by Stupid Food.
According to the ridicule of insiders: China Dumb Food Group has established four flagship stores around the world, which are located at: the first corner of the south on the second floor of Muyushi Shopping Mall in Liaoyang City; No. 27, Main Street, Main Gate, the first floor of Kyoto Shopping Mall, Liaoyang City; No. 322, Qingnian Street, a high school in Liaoyang City, a bedroom along the street on the first floor of Building 2, Building 2, Old Mechanical Factory, dormitory building; The intersection of Liaoyang Tiexi Freight Small Railway and Zhenxing Road, the original railway duty room.
To put it bluntly, there are four stupid food sales counters set up in the largest shopping mall, the most high-end shopping mall, the most concentrated place of cultural industry and the only way in the industrial zone in Liaoyang City.
In the beginning, there were only 200 eggs at each counter and one salesman.
The worst thing is the railway duty room, the house is hot and damp, not to mention, and the uncle and aunt who came to ask the price scolded and did not dare to go out of the house: the eggs in the morning market are only two yuan a catty, you broken eggs, the skin thief is thick, and the price is ten yuan a catty, and the bargaining is not good!
It's really a black heart!
However, what these people have not noticed is that the eggs of stupid food are not bulk, but in bags, and they have been weighed before they are put on the counter, and the weight and price are clearly marked, and every ten kilograms of eggs have a laboratory specially issued pesticide and fertilizer residue test book, and the food pesticide and fertilizer residue content certification issued by the Liaoyang Food Quarantine and Inspection Bureau, and there is also a copy from the origin, the producer to the receiver, the inspector, the laboratory duty director on the day, the delivery person, Brokered reports and acknowledgment signatures for each procedure of the sales clerk.
The cost of this series of procedures alone is not less than twenty dollars.
Liaoyang stupid food company thunder and rain is small, the blows the earth-shattering sound, the result is a flat fart, spend a million to build a laboratory, the result is to poke open four small water pipes to tick water, the most ideal daily shipment is 800 pounds of stupid eggs, that is, 8,000 yuan, which deducts a catty of 3 yuan 5 to farmers, 2 yuan of freight, and the net remaining 2500.
But if you deduct the daily wages of the seven signatories on the chain, you are left with 2,200.
It looks like a lot, but don't forget, there is a cost to test chemical fertilizer and pesticide residues, and the cost of a test is ten yuan for reagents purchased from abroad, which deducts 400.
This is not over, the safety certificate of the Municipal Food Inspection and Quarantine Bureau has a cost, a blank document is eight yuan, and a special person signs and certifies two yuan, which deducts 400.
That's 1,200 yuan left.
Then, it is also necessary to deduct 10% of the bumps and bumps along the way, 10% of the garbage dump that cannot be sold, and 160 catties of eggs floating every day.
If you count the rent, you will lose 25,000 a year, that is, 100 "25".
At this time, stupid food has completely become the laughing stock of the province's food industry.
Someone was still secretly angry, so they passed on this small account, and as a result, all the citizens of Liaoyang knew that Liaoyang stupid food not only sells stupid people, but also sells stupid people!
Especially other people's salesmen are beautiful big girls and little daughters-in-law, you look at the counter of this stupid food, the salespeople are all stupid men of the old ravine, and the stubborn appearance of "eggs are sold in bags, and they are not sold for more money in bulk" is the same as "eggs are five cents and two, and they are not sold for a dollar".
Someone asked Wang Bin, just looking at your son and tossing around?
Wang Bin smiled: It's okay, I can afford it.
Just kidding, I threw a million into it for nothing, and what is it to lose 320,000 a year.
In the end, the Liaoyang Food Inspection and Quarantine Bureau was embarrassed, you said that your general food industry came to the door to go through a procedure, and it may not be a year or two, so it is not bad for the ten yuan service fee, right?
Although this proof document is actually a blank document and two signatures, it is only the money of dozens of meat buns.
But people's stupid food is to open a day to lose a day, sell one to lose one, and the thief stubbornly insists on twenty pounds of eggs to be inspected once and issued a document once, and it is a bit of a shame for you to collect money like this.
This is a "big customer", opened for a month, used up all the old documents in the past five years, and directly created economic benefits of more than 9,000 yuan to the bureau!
And there is no need to bear responsibility, they are the most advanced scientific laboratories, and our bureau is a document issued according to the inspection conclusions, which can be said to be reasonable.
This security will sell some blank paper for a month and get so much money, and the key people will lose money, you are not enough friends.
So later, a leader of the Food Inspection Bureau also deliberately found Wang Bin, who was not the beginning and the end of Shenlong, and said that we are also an honest cooperation unit, and the money for the documents can be discounted for you, so that you can lose less.
The subtext is: If you die one day, our business will be yellow, right?
The cost of a blank sheet of paper and a signature is overestimated, and we are willing to go through it.
Wang Bin thanked the director of the bureau for his kindness in coming to the door very warmly, and took out the tax payment slip of the paper mill he loved that month, which was a bright 576122 yuan.
Then Wang Bin said: Leader, we pay so much tax to the state in a month, not less than 18,000.
Besides, we all follow the rules and regulations, and we will pay as much as the bureau stipulates, and paying less money is not good for you and me.
And we want so many certificates, but also for the sake of all citizens.
When selling eggs, the inspection certificate and test report are given to the public.
The director left happily, and the stupid people are willing to pay, and they can afford to pay it, then we can be at ease, Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai.
It's time to renovate my dilapidated office, and it's time to give some bonuses to my hungry and blue-eyed subordinates at the end of the year.
In July 1997, there was a smooth saying in the society: "Stupid food is really awesome, one pound of eggs and two chickens."
A loss of two hundred and five in three days, it depends on whether you have diarrhea or not. ” After the final exam, Li Lin saw that Wang Ai was in a good mood, so he gave Wang Ai this slip of the way, but Wang Ai laughed, laughing out of breath, and it took a long time to recover.
Li Lin is not laughing with him, nor is he laughing with him.
The two walked towards the school playground with a smile and said, "Brother Li Lin, this is an insider who has settled accounts for us."
We've lost and we've made a lot of money. ” "I never understand, we lose money every day, why do we do this?"
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Li Lin looked suspicious.
Wang Ai looked at him with a smile: "Then what do you say?"
” Li Lin shook his head, "I don't understand, but in business, if you lose money, you can adjust the price, just raise it by one dollar."
Otherwise, the price will be reduced, and the volume will also be fine. ” Wang Ai bared his teeth, walked to the toilet paper stall outside the school commissary, and after a while, the school team gathered, bought some paper to wipe his sweat, looked back at Li Lin still with a tangled face, and said with a smile: "I'll just say it again, you listen first, and you will always understand later." ” Li Lin listened attentively.
Wang Ai cleared his throat and looked narrow: "Stupid song, creator, Wang Ai."
Everyone calls me stupid, and everyone doesn't know how stupid it is.
The stupid has a good heart, and the stupid has a high reputation.
Dumb people have many friends, stupid enemies few.
You have a clever plan to move the gold mountain, and I have a dignified and bright time-honored brand!
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