Thai food is not cheap in the United States, and she has to drink for dinner, and after deducting the money for low-quality whiskey, she only has enough money left to buy a fried mein.But that's it, there are cigarettes and alcohol, and I can spend the evening comfortably again.Because of her close connection with hell, there are naturally advantages and disadvantages, and she has the same problem as Konstantin, that is, after falling asleep, it is easy to dream about the scene of hell.It's not a beauty that humans love, even magicians.So alcohol is useful, paralyzing the brain, maybe you still dream, but wake up with only fragments of broken memories.Of course, the human body will develop a tolerance to alcohol, which means that the amount of alcohol will continue to rise, and more and more money will naturally be spent on alcohol.When Arabel returned to the office with fried noodles and spirits, he saw a red dot flashing at the staircase in front of the office.She likes to call this the Red Star that sent money.Anxious, incessant smokers, almost always in a hurry to get rid of the devil or their wives, which means more commissions.If you are lucky, you will work an overtime after eating, and your living expenses will be settled for the week.When she got closer, she found a man and a woman in the dark.She nodded clearly, it must be a divorce, this is the husband and the lover, discussing how to get rid of the yellow-faced woman in the family, it really needs the advice of professionals.For Arabel, it's easy, a Charm of Oblivion or a Spell of Madness will do the trick, and the client's wife will not even remember her last name.In case she remembers, she can still collect money to deal with her husband, "Divorce 100 yuan, make your wife forgetful 200 yuan, make your wife crazy 300 yuan, which one?"
”She opened the door with a cigarette and a key while talking to the two of them, the man was wearing a slightly greasy suit, could it be the chef of the restaurant?
And the woman actually wore a hooded cape, which is something that the British wore 100 years ago, right?
Su Ming looked at Arabel, she did look very much like Zakang, I have to say that Lucifer's prank was really interesting.Except that she wears high heels and is much cleaner than Konstantin, whether it is the strength of the mouth to speak or the half-dead eyes, she is completely alone.Her office was much cleaner, and perhaps because of her part-time divorce business, she had a better life than Konstantin.Zakang doesn't have an office, and he still lives in someone else's basement, of course, more often than not, he chooses to live in a mysterious house.Su Ming sat on the sofa unceremoniously, while Diana didn't say a word, she didn't like Arabel's tone and attitude very much, and helping her husband deal with his wife was obviously inconsistent with the values of a woman.What's more, it is clearly charged.But Su Ming likes it very much, when it comes to business, mercenaries are like this.What is Batman in such a hurry to pay himself for?
Isn't it just that I'm worried about the death knell of another world and will give Luthor his life?"
Given 500 yuan, what can you do?"
Alabel, who was pouring the fried noodles from the instant food box to the plate, paused slightly and turned around with a wicked smile on his face."
It's ruthless enough, I like your cruelty, but 500 yuan is not enough for me to kill, I will send your wife to hell for a few days at most.""
What about 1,000 yuan?""
Well, I'll send her to heaven for a few days."
Arabel found a pair of chopsticks from the cupboard next to him and ate them skillfully.Of course, she won't forget her wine, and after a bite of noodles, she will take a big sip of wine and send it down."
Huh?
Isn't heaven a good place?
”Diana was puzzled, knowing that her hometown was called Paradise Island.While munching on fried noodles, Arabel said indistinctly: "This lady's voice is nice, but the question is naïve, is heaven really that good?"
”"So what's the downside?
You haven't been to heaven, have you?
”Diana was a little unconvinced."
Tsk, hiccup" The beautiful mage hiccuped, not caring about the image at all: "I'm an archmage with a license from the Wizards' Association, and I have a lot of say in these first, heaven doesn't have any entertainment facilities, and in hell you can at least use your soul as a chip to play cards."
Second, heaven is always daylight, with only light and no shadow.Thirdly, there was no food there, and there was no way to satisfy hunger by eating clouds. ”"Normal people are absolutely going crazy there."
Su Ming added, he knew what kind of virtue heaven was.If the soul goes to Valhalla, it can be said to be enjoyable, eating meat in a big bowl, drinking in a big bowl, and a group of strong men to fight with you.And heaven has nothing, except for a large flock of winged birdmen.According to Lucifer in the comics, his greatest pastime in heaven used to be to take a walk in God's garden.Arabel nodded, sat behind the desk and gulped down the noodles: "You know how to do it, have you dealt with your ex-wife before?"
But there's another crucial point you haven't mentioned, because angels have solidified the charismatic magic, and mortals can easily fall in love with angels.But the angels are all asexual people, they don't have those organs, they don't even have excretory holes, so they can only look at it and can't eat it, haha" She told a meat joke, and the fried noodles in her mouth fell out a little, and she saw the man laughing with her with a strange expression, and the caped woman shot a cold gaze under the hood.Deathbell said that she was a demon believer, and sure enough, Diana thought to herself.But Diana didn't know that all kinds of meat jokes about the lower body of angels have always been the most popular jokes in hell.Su Ming had also wondered if Lucifer's fall to the sky was also due to this, he exchanged his wings for Tintin, and he has been living happily ever since.After going to hell, he had a son and a daughter, and the strength of the daughter is still very strong, and it can be said that she is the strongest new god.That's why Lucifer's disappearance now seems very weird."
Your joke is good, I'll give you 10,000."
Su Ming nodded, indicating his employment intention."
Ahem" Arabel, who was drinking, was almost choked, and she frowned: "I don't think I can make money from jokes, are you here to trick me?"
”"Twenty thousand."
This money is just a drop in the bucket for Su Ming now, and Arabel, who often mixes around the block, is far from imagining how rich Batman is."
Hehe, what am you and me?
With so much money, the job must not be easy, right?
”Arabel looked at the two of them suspiciously, and his hands began to prepare to cast his magic.Su Ming laughed, after the double impact of the helmet and the strangulation, this laughter was like a ghost scream.The symbiote helped him take some money out of his bag and handed it to him from behind, about a thousand dollars."
Join us in investigating the recent mysterious deaths in the wizarding world, and give you a deposit of 1,000 first, and you can answer whether this business can be done or not."
Arabel immediately jumped up from his chair, took the banknote and counted it with the money detector.It's all real money, and there's no tracking magic or traps."
Well, I'm your guy tonight!""
Isn't it that if I add some more money, you're going to tell me not to treat you like a human being tonight?"
Su Ming stood up and teased, at present, Arabel can still cast spells normally, which means that Lucifer is still alive, so the task of finding the Sandman can be slowed down a little, and let's see how the Dark Justice League is doing first.Arabel glanced at him, noncommittally put away the money, put on his trench coat, and picked up the bottle and put it in his pocket.As a magician, she knew that many sorcerers had died recently, but it was none of her business, she never bothered with other people's idleness.But now that someone is paying to fix it, that's another matter."
If you say you want to me, then you have a lot to give, a lot," she raised a slender eyebrow, a hint of sadness flashing in her eyes, but that look was quickly obscured by the smoke from the cigarette.P Meiman Knell 48302dexhtp