"Huh?
What's wrong with naming your favorite baby and talking to her?
”Harley lifted the hammer and looked back and forth, "You really don't understand women." ”Su Ming took off his helmet and took a bottle of wine from the wine cabinet: "Is that so?"
Ivy?
”Poison ivy turned her head a little weakly, she knew it wasn't normal, but she did it herself.There were some plants that she particularly liked, and she also gave them human names, and Bobo interjected every day that he would also have a few glasses of wine."
Dorothy, I think it's from The Wizard of Oz, the story is mainly about how the protagonist and her friends grow up in search of self-identity, so Miss Quezel must think that she has found a way to realize her self-worth.""
I thought I was the only psychiatrist."
Hallie pouted, she really thought at the time, she saw following the Joker as the meaning of her life, and later it turned out that he only saw her as a burden and a back: "But I still prefer the words of the author in the book, she is no longer an ordinary Kansas girl, which reminds me of Superman, every time I hit Batman with this hammer, it always makes me feel like Superman's strength, hehe." ”Superman's hometown is Kansas, which he himself admits on television, and he doesn't think it's part of a secret identity.And he thinks that if he says this, people will think that he is not a Kryptonian, but an earthling, and he can get closer.However, it turned out that this was not the case at all, and people had a sense of panic that they were going to be replaced, "Okay, you go and sign an autograph for the lovely Tracy, I have something to talk to Bobo about." ”Su Ming waved his hand and told Harley that it was useless."
Don't you want to see the blood on the hammer?
This one is Batman's, this one is Nightwing's, and this one, it's," Hallie showed off to him, pointing to the blood stains on the hammer, which had turned black and seeped into the texture of the wood.This time it was Bobo's turn to twitch the corners of his mouth, and he glared at Tracy fiercely.actually brought a real murder weapon into the bar, do you think there are not enough murder weapons in the bar?
Su Ming grabbed Bobo and asked him to sit next to the bar with him, and Su Ming forcefully deducted a large piece of charred black flesh stuck to the bar, revealing that there was finally a clean place to put wine glasses."
Bobo, I need you to assemble the Shadow Pact team."
He was not polite and directly said the request.Bobo was in a bit of a quandary, he poured some wine into his mouth and took off his hat."
That's Jim's squad, and I'm just helping him with some logistics, and I don't have the authority to command them.""
Bobo, it's over, the Night Master Jim has died, whether you can accept the reality or not, now you are the second generation of the Night Master."
Su Ming sighed, although the orangutan was sometimes funny, he was really loyal to his friends: "He handed over Miya and the bar to you, as well as the Nightblade Sword, you naturally have the qualifications to lead the Shadow Contract." ”"No, the affairs of the magical world are in the hands of the Dark Justice League, and the Shadow Pact Team is not suitable to appear again."
Bobo took a glass with a pained expression.And Su Ming's demonic voice sounded in his ears: "Do you really think that the Dark Orthodox is enough?"
Think about what they did last night, when we were constantly on the go?
”The orangutan scratched his head, indeed, in the face of the great crisis in the wizarding world, it was the layman Death Knell who solved the problem.The dark couplet, which was pinned on by Batman, was a foil throughout the whole process, and Diana, who was designated as the leader, was in a state of unconsciousness for a long time, which made Bobo a little shaken.In this way, it is very necessary for the Shadow Pact team to regroup?
Su Ming also meant the same thing, anyway, the Shadow Deed listened to the Night Master, and the Night Master Bobo, now after listening to Su Ming for a long time, after drinking a few glasses of wine in a row, Bobo finally nodded: "You are right, now the survival of the world is in our thoughts, the wizards should indeed contribute, the Shadow Pact team is not evenly staffed, but the combat effectiveness has not been greatly affected." ”Why is this team called Shadow Pact?
Because almost all of their power is not orthodox sorcery, but has been obtained through the bloodlines of various dark beings.Su Ming knew the information from the comics, and there were four members of the Shadow Pact that could be gathered now, and he knew all of them.The fallen witch who once joined the suicide squad, that is, the banshee, her power comes from the demonic soul in her body, and she is an alternative warlock.She is now working part-time at the same time as Shadow Pact.Nightshade, the girl who saved Tracy last night, uses traditional magic, but also the power of the Shadow Plane and some shadow magic.In addition to not being able to combat melee, she's almost a replica of the Mystery.Blue Devil, a stuntman in a devil's skin with superpowers from his uniform, can be used as a magical version of Iron Man.Finally, there is Black Alice, a little girl, although she is young, but her strength is terrifying.Her magic has only one trick, which is to completely imitate other people's abilities, not so much magic as superpowers, except that she prefers to steal the power of wizards.If Superman appears in front of her, then she can become Superwoman.If Barry appears in front of her, she can become a speedster.Her ability is so unreasonable, no matter how your strength comes from, whether it is bloodline or mutation, as long as she sees it, then she is you.Her highest record is stealing the power of ghosts and eclipse, and turning the ghost itself into a harmless cloud of smoke.And what is a ghost?
He is the wrath of God in the DC world, representing a part of God's will, and all of them are suffering to the death of the upper ghosts.With this skill, although she can steal the identities of up to two heroes at the same time, this teenage girl can undoubtedly squeeze into the ranks of first-class superheroes in terms of combat power.Of course, she's not exactly a hero, she's very short of money, and has been doing dirty work for the Secret Six for a while.But she only asked for money to treat her father's cancer, and she was not a heinous person, although she was very decisive in killing, but she was just a teenage girl.She has a good relationship with Shadow Pact and the Birds of Prey, and she is Tracy's gothic buddy, so as long as it shows that the world needs her now, she will definitely be willing to join.Su Ming can also provide her with some small rewards, such as a sum of money, or asking someone to treat her father's illness.Isn't it cancer?
It's like some incurable disease, but this is the DC world."
Now that you've figured it out, let's gather the squad and let them stay out of the water when they come over, don't be like Zatanna, it's really funny to me, she's almost the strongest wizard in the world now, and turned into a fish?"
Su Ming patted Bobo on the shoulder, he could have a few drinks before reinforcements arrived.Then he is going to take the team to the sky and come to a wave of decapitation, is this alien Cthulhu style?
I made the ancient god version of Wade, and now there is an alien sea tribe, what is this?
Retribution?
Bobo drank all the wine in his glass and went to the wall to make a call, and Su Ming also took back his mobile phone, and there was an employer who was always watching him to let him know his movements.Now that the whole world is in a mess, it's better to stay connected.Bobo quickly finished the call, barely a word.He may not feel qualified to lead the team himself, but the rest of the team undoubtedly sees him as Jim's successor.Bobo used to be the team's logistician, providing analysis or liaison support, just like Batman's role in the main link, which was indispensable.The team members believe he is fully qualified.So they arrived almost immediately after Bobo sent out the summons.The first to arrive was Nightshade, whose shadow magic could lift the real world like a carpet at any moment, and she slipped in from one end and out from the other.And this special ability was brought to her by the Shadow Plane, so she didn't have to pay for the Upside Down.The second to arrive was the Banshee, who was still wearing a hospital gown and didn't know where she had escaped.Her dark circles were very heavy, as if she hadn't rested in a long time.If there's an evil spirit in her body that wants to take control of her body all the time, then try not to sleep, it's indeed right.Next, the Blue Devil and Black Alice arrive at the same time, because the Blue Devil does not have any spell casting ability, and Black Alice has to borrow someone else's ability to teleport.Su Ming nodded in satisfaction, put down his glass, and welcomed the others, while the orangutan began to introduce Su Ming to everyone, the death knell of this other world.Of course, the statement has been embellished to a certain extent, and Bobo just saw that he killed a hundred people without blinking, which cannot be put in the introduction.Through Bobo, Su Ming instantly pulled up a team comparable to the Justice League, and he was sure that this team would obey orders in battle.It's actually very simple, take Bobo with you and give these heroes some benefits.Su Ming is not the management style of the Justice League, saying that a bunch of righteousness will make people die, he prefers transactions and personal contacts.For example, the banshee, she has been troubled by the erosion of evil spirits in her body, and Su Ming promised her to help her solve it.The evil spirit in her body is an ancient devil, and now the McGeeken of Hell still owes Su Ming a favor.It was Su Ming who lowered her from the throne, although it was only a gesture, but now the problem of the banshee is not also a gesture for the Hell Demon King Maizi?
Black Alice, formerly known as Lori, Su Ming promised her to help her treat her father and gave her tens of thousands of dollars as nutrition expenses.Nightshade didn't dare to release other spells because she was worried about the cost of casting spells, which was easy to do, as long as Su Ming discussed it with the Upside Down person again and relaxed her repayment terms.The only thing that is a little difficult is the Blue Devil, who has almost nothing to ask for, and is a true hero.But he had a difficult life and worked as a security guard at the Forgotten Bar, and Su Ming promised to give him a house.Housing prices in Gotham City after the metal incident are simply a high diving, and it's just a small amount of money.The Blue Devil had originally planned to participate in the operation to save the world, and now for Bobo's sake and the house, the Blue Devil also expressed his willingness to listen to Deathbell's command.The squad command plan is progressing well.Bobo is such a good orangutan, he has helped a lot, and he is very smart, he doesn't say what he shouldn't say, and he doesn't ask what he shouldn't.Su Ming decided to give it some benefits in the future, such as introducing him to an object or something.That's right, from Grud's orangutan island, grab a smart female orangutan and give it to Bobo, it's definitely a good match.Although Grud's breed is a gorilla, which is Donkey Kong's, and Bobo is a chimpanzee, more like a monkey, at least they are all primates, right?
At the same time, in his heart, Su Ming changed the title to Bobo, calling the orangutan detective too awkward, so let's call him Xiaofu Gorilla in the future.P Meiman Knell 48302dexhtp