Talking to the Joker, Luthor walked briskly to the walls of the lab, where there was a secret storage cabinet containing Luther's spare armor.The handle is pressed to a specific position on the wall, the palm print is verified, and the cabinet is opened.But inside it was a mess, his armor was torn apart, and the slogan hahaha was painted with red paint, and a playing card with a harlequin was nailed to the cupboard by a dagger."
Oh?
Do you see your little treasure chest?
But I think I'm afraid I'll be the first to go and touch everything inside, hehehe. ”The voice of the clown came again in time, he had already destroyed Luthor's armor."
How so?"
Luthor couldn't believe it."
Ah, because you ate my dinner, I dragged you all the way from the bedroom to the lab last night just to scan your little hands that are protected by layers."
The Joker laughed again, and seeing Luthor's surprised expression triggered more happiness: "Actually, I could have chopped your hand off, but in that case, wouldn't there be no surprise today?"
Hee-hee" The clown stared at the surveillance screen, he grabbed the microphone and stimulated Luthor to his heart's content, looking at the bald head as if he was blind, the clown felt that the arrangements were worth it these days."
Lex, I'm a literate clown, and I know you too well, we've been together for so long, haven't we?
We fought side by side, we've been together, but you've never changed, you may have put away the Kryptonite Deathray and the Red Sun Generator and thought you'd changed, but in reality you're still the same. ”Ignoring the Joker's words, Luthor took a quick look at his armor and found that he had one of his arm's arms that could be repaired, and he could use the pulse weapon on his arm as long as he wired around to activate a few boards and connect to a spare power source.He pulled the armour arm out with all his might, carried it back to the test bench, and pulled out his tools to fix it desperately.The clown is still unhurried, and he is now mimicking the Queen of England drinking tea, squeezing his mouth into a small dot, cocking his orchid fingers, and pinching the microphone."
You're always a Luther, your actions are always predictable, it's boring.As for me, I switch three personalities when I have breakfast.Early retirement?
Hehe, it's not for me, it just makes the sense of humor go away. ”Luthor just picked up the soldering iron and busied himself on his arm, sparks flying.He repaired the armoured arm and put it on immediately.Backup energy, voice control, weapon systems are all online, and he's now going to catch the Joker.But when he opened the door to the lab, there were villains laughing and laughing, and the scarecrow was smiling and screaming at him with a terrible smile."
Pulse weapon activation, non-lethal mode maximum output."
Luthor cleared his way with the launcher in his hand.The voice of the clown yawning came over the radio: "Non-lethal?
Lex, you're so bored. ”"I'm going to keep the energy on you."
The bald head ran briskly through the hallway, and he set up his hands in the doorway of a nondescript room at the end of the hallway.The wall there is a hidden control panel that can only be activated by his palm prints.Luthor pressed against the wall, the panel activated, and he uttered the command loudly and clearly: "Computer, command rewrite, close the hall immediately, cut off the oxygen supply to the main control room." ”"Oops, I'm so scared, where did my shoes go?!"
The clown's voice came over the radio again, and he looked flustered.Luthor continues to head towards the main control room, where he will catch the oxygen-starved clown and kill him.But as he ran through the hallway and into the hall that connected the control room, the heavy metal door suddenly closed behind him.The lights in the hall instantly turned into circus lights, red, yellow, and green flashed alternately, and the funny music of clowns performed sounded all around, and all the vents began to spit out green gas.The clown's voice sounded again: "That's smart, I think you must have escaped from my trap and got out of danger, hehe" "Damn it" "Look, Lex, you shouldn't have put me in charge of building the torture chamber in the first place, I always can't help but turn the whole building into a torture chamber." ”Luthor puts the Joker in charge of preparing the torture chamber, knowing that torture will not work against the couplet, and even if the person who catches the couplet, the room will not be useful.He's just trying to distract the clown from getting into trouble all the time.Unfortunately, the Joker saw through everything, and with the help of the resources that were supposed to make the torture chamber, he completely remodeled their secret base, installing circus-style death traps everywhere.A trap controlled only by the Joker.Now that he's pressed a few buttons, it's going to be interesting to see Luthor dodge the throwing knife.The wall cracked a few cracks, and from it flew a huge circular saw blade, spinning and striking Luthor.Luthor pounced, using his arm to block one of them and dodge the other."
Hehe" Luthor is not a professional fighter, and his posture of dodging the knife is too embarrassing, and the clown is very satisfied."
Do you think you can shake me with every step?
And quicksand pits along the way?
Piranha tank?
”Luthor got up from the ground, looking disgraced.The clown crosses his fingers and drags them on his chin as much as possible. ”Luthor frowned, but it was too late.The ceiling of the entire hall exploded, and dozens of grenades fell from it, and with the light of fire and explosions, Luthor was blown away by the air wave and slammed to the ground.But not all of these grenades are explosive grenades, and more than half of them are laughing gas grenades.Luthor's body instincts were to breathe because of the impact on the ground, and he had inhaled too much laughing gas.And it's the joker's special laughing gas for him.He was now hallucinating in his mind, everything around him was green, and he couldn't see anything.It's not that his vision is obscured, it's that his brain can only recognize one color, green.The green gas emitted from the vents in the hall was not laughing gas, just ordinary green smoke, and the clown's killing moves were on these grenades."
Well, Lex, you've been holding that magical doorknob for so long that you've covered it in white dwarf glass and made you think you could become a god on your own?""
No, stay away from it!
You devil!
”Luthor waved his arms, and he could hear the Joker's voice coming from the green mist, and he fired desperately in the direction of the sound."
It's too late, Lex, it's you who broke the agreement."
The Joker appeared behind Luthor like a ghost, still in a purple suit and clutching the knob of destruction.While Luthor was researching the Aggregate, he broke the White Dwarf Shield and stole Luther's treasure.Why can a clown break through the barrier of a white dwarf?
Because Batman also used this thing as a burglar prevent, the Joker tightened his grip on the doorknob and slammed the round bald head, and with the blood splattered, Luthor fell in front of him."
It's time for you to pay the price."
The Joker bent down, dragged Luther's arm, and dragged him like a sack to the conference room.I don't know how long it had been, but Luthor let out a groan and woke up from his coma, feeling a strong white light outside his eyelids, and he was being suspended in mid-air by a mass of chains."
Attila, Genghis Khan, Alkapone, and Luthor were all defeated at the apex of their lives, tsk."
Luthor heard the Joker's voice, and he tried his best to open his eyes.The Joker and the other villains are sitting around the round table, and Luthor is hanging from the hollow in the middle of the round table, like ingredients hanging from a hot pot table.The others had unnatural smiles on their faces and filled the table."
I'm going to kill you, I swear, I'm going to slice open your brain and get every nerve burned, while making sure you never go into shock."
The clown plucked out his ears and showed a smiling expression: "Keep it up, Lex, keep going, maybe you can really come up with some terrible plan?"
Hehehehehe" "And these idiots, if I find out who among them helped you, I" "Oh, Lex, don't be so neurotic, my laughing gas toxin can make them submissive and docile to me, but I want you to stay awake, so the laughing gas used on you is special No need to thank me, by the way." ”The Joker waved his hand, as if to say something like a favor to Luther, and told him to quiet down and continue listening."
You promised us the whole world, well, you promised us the whole universe, well, and the power of creation, so what is the use of asking for a multiverse?"
The Joker's eyes were full of questions, and he stared at Luthor for an answer.Luther: "Yes, the Joker doesn't care about the multiverse at all, he just has fun.He knew that Luthor couldn't give an answer, he was just talking."
I think it's funny to watch you go to the edge of success, though, and then I suddenly flip the table and slap everything in your face."
As he spoke, the clown couldn't help but laugh again, and with a brace of his hand, he flipped over the table and stood on the table to straighten the collar of his suit.Then he leaned in front of Luthor and walked back and forth around him."
I want to see you carefully become the god of the universe, and then I pretend to be reborn in the church of destruction for a second or two, and then, I prepare a death trap for each member of the Legion of Doom, maybe fatal, but maybe let them survive and think they have won.""
Then, I'll teleport the entire base into the sun and watch everyone turn to ashes," the clown sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose."
Originally, this plan had a chance to go down in history forever, but Lex, you ruined everything!""
I've been secretly rebuilding the Met's museum for months, which is your memorial to failure, and now I'm missing a final memento for the grand finale of the exhibition.""
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I even left clues for Batman and the Crusaders in the blue leotard so they could see all the villains blown up in the sky, and then they would see your corpse and the smiling face I drew in your head.""
But you ruined everything, Luther, and believe me, you could have died a much easier life" Pmiman Knell 48302dexhtp