Looking at the man's action of throwing money, it is very chic and relaxed, why would such a rich person come to such a ghost place to buy a second-hand car?
Just looking at that kind of gesture, it is countless times stronger than the boss of Sam's father's company, which is not something that ordinary rich people can do.Sam was confused, but he only had a budget of three thousand, so he had to find a way to pick a car that wasn't so dirty.It's good to be rich, the person who came here is naturally Su Ming, in fact, how to bypass the technological lock of Kang the Conqueror, he has long wanted to try it with the fire source.So before he entered the Hasbro multiverse, which is all the world of ID Comics.id Comics may sound unfamiliar, but their works are not too unfamiliar to people of Su Ming's age.Transformers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Star Trek Enterprise, Dungeons & Dragons comic book version, Rainbow Ponies, and more are all part of their family's work.However, in the world of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the specialty is pizza, and in that world, Su Ming's kung fu moves may only be useful for reference.The specialty of the rainbow pony is a good friend, and there are all kinds of powers that don't make sense, but the pony is so cute, I'm afraid the whole person will relax after I go, and I think about it when I have a long vacation.It's Star Trek's teleportation technology, as well as the space bag of Dungeons & Dragons, and there is a chance to get one.In short, after arriving in the world of Transformers, after Su Ming determined the time, he immediately went to the pawnshop to exchange gold for cash, bought a fake identity and a mobile phone on the street, and then used his mobile phone to go online to find the goods Sam sold online.The ebuy account is famous as a merry man 217, selling the glasses of his great-grandfather Witwich, and he can also trade in person.This kid is too stupid, doesn't this reveal his home address?
Maybe he didn't think it was worth anything and no one would come and grab it, but that's just because he didn't know the real value of the glasses.The Decepticons want this thing crazy.Su Ming didn't need glasses to know where the fire was coming from, and at the Hoover Dam, the seventh district of the government's secret agency established by President Hoover, he built a dam and a hydroelectric power station to camouflage the secret laboratory below.But there are two awkward issues at this time.First, the Tinder Source is now a giant cube with a length, width, and height of 30 meters, and only the contact and command of Cybertron's life can make the Tinder Source shrink and turn it into a small cube that is easy for humans to carry.Su Ming wants to enter the hydropower station, it is very easy, whether it is to kill or sneak in, it is as easy as a finger, but the super-large tinder source can't be taken away, and it is also given in vain.Second, it is true that the metal that comes into contact with the source of the fire will be turned into Transformers, but the newborn Transformers are all crazy maniacs, and only Optimus Prime can give Su Ming the answer to this question.In short, in the comics and movies, in the end, Sam hit Megatron's energy core with the Tinder Source, causing an overload to kill Megatron, and the Tinder Source was wasted like a firecracker.Therefore, Su Ming felt that he could negotiate a condition with Optimus Prime, and Knell would help them solve Megatron, and the reward would be the source of the fire.In this case, Su Ming needs to find Bopai's pioneer on Earth first, Bumblebee.Because there is no specific location in the second-hand car market, Su Ming tracked Sam and his son.When they drove out, they had already found the location of Sam's house, and Su Ming, who had been lurking in his garage, hitchhiked.With the help of Strangulation, the chassis attached to their car came out from under the car, Strangling turned into a suit, and Su Ming walked around like a normal guest.And the tattered Chevrolet that the bumblebee has now transformed into is very conspicuous, and Su Ming can see it at a glance.Looking at the square-headed Bopai logo on the steering wheel through the car window, Su Ming knew that this was right, so he bought it directly first, and then went to a remote place to adjust it well."
You have such a good eye, this is definitely a good car, come, get in the car and try it."
Bobby had already counted the money quickly and handed over the keys with a smile.He originally planned to doglegged the door for the customer to open the door and let the customer get started and drive away, but no matter how he pulled, the door just wouldn't open."
It's just a glitch, hehe, solve it immediately, solve it immediately, I've been selling cars for 30 years, sometimes it's just some small problems, just a few tricks."
He smiled and turned his head to Su Ming and said, then turned around and lowered his head and began to concentrate on dealing with the door lock, but he couldn't smile at all on his face, but was so anxious that his facial features were distorted and deformed.Five thousand dollars!
If the customer doesn't want the car because of the door problem, the money has to be returned, isn't it killing him?!
But no matter how hard he tried, the door still wouldn't open.Su Ming knew what was going on, because the glasses with the star map were in Sam's hand, and Bumblebee thought that he was Sam's guardian, and he had infiltrated the used car market so that Sam could rightfully bring it home.He didn't want to be bought.According to what he knew about humans, if there was a big problem with the goods, they could be returned, so he simply locked the car door and didn't let the human come up.You can't help it now, can you?
But he didn't expect that Su Ming was not an ordinary person at all.The one-eyed man patted the fat man on the shoulder: "Flash to the side, see that you are sweating profusely and can't open the car door, this is kidney function." ”With that, he pushed the fat man away and put his hand on the door handle himself.Bumblebee was still peeking leisurely, wanting to see the human in vain, Cybertron alloy is a high-grade alloy, and it is impossible to open it with human strength.But the next moment, he felt a huge force coming, and the whole car was shifted several centimeters.With the squeak of metal twisting, the door was pulled and deformed, and the sparks were torn open in all directions.Bumblebee: "Meow meow?
”Su Ming sat in the driver's seat, patted the steering wheel with a smile, closed the door that had been twisted and deformed, and stretched out his hand to Bobby outside the window."
Keys.""
Uh-oh.""
The door is a little short of lubricating oil, it's really a small problem, and I can deal with it myself."
Su Ming took the key and inserted it into the keyhole and twisted it a few times.The fat Bobby smiled awkwardly, hehe, I saw the sparks in the car door just now, is it a delusion?
Maybe it's too hot and I'm suffering from heat stroke, right?
However, before he could think too much, the problem came again.The car can't catch fire and "hiss" the sweat of the fat man will flow down in an instant, selling second-hand cars is selling feelings and engines, if there is a problem with the engine, the customer will definitely have to return it.Bumblebee thought the same thing, he could feel his arm hurt, was this human a monster?
More than the strength of the Autobot, he forced open the door.But he won't be driven away by others, his new plan is to pretend that he can't start it, no matter how this person twists the key, he just doesn't react and you off.The air in the car was quiet, and the fat man looked at the customer with his lips pursed tremblingly.At that moment just now, he seemed to see a black devil's shadow behind the customer, is it an illusion?"
Oh, that's naughty."
But Su Ming still laughed quickly, Bumblebee is really rigid, wouldn't it be okay to go back to Sam's glasses and buy them?
Besides, even if there are no glasses, Su Ming knows where the source of the fire is.But this kind of disobedient crooked spirit can't rise, Su Ming spent 5,000 dollars, and the bumblebee is his possession, even if Optimus Prime has an opinion, he has to ask the god killer and the night if he agrees!
Su Ming pushed the door and got out of the car, opened the hood, and looked like he was going to repair the car.Fat Bobby breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that the customer still didn't give up, and he escaped again."
I'll get you tools.""
No, no tools."
Su Ming waved his hand to stop him, this is the car man is awkward, and there is nothing wrong with it: "You know, I have heard from some special talents about a way to repair a car, they think that the car can't start because the mechanical spirit is displeased, as long as you pray and apply holy oil, the machine can return to normal." ”"Hehe, hehe" Bobby can only laugh, the mechanical spirit is displeased?
The car won't start?
What is this neuropathy theory?
But the customer is God, not to mention praying for oil, just let him Bobby push the oil for the car, he does it all!"
Okay, what oil do you need?
Butter?
Gasoline?
Olive oil?
”Su Ming shook his head and said disdainfully: "I am contrary to their opinion, I think that the displeasure of the mechanical spirit is caused by pampering, the more disobedient it is, the more I have to toss it, so I plan to pee in the fuel tank." ”"What?!"
Bobby's mouth is wide open, this theory is even crazier, isn't it?"
What?!"
This is the voice of the bumblebee, when it becomes a car, the fuel tank is still a part of its body, if it is really allowed to excrete in it, the urine flows all over its body with the pipeline "buzzing" As Su Ming walked to the side of the fuel tank, violently broke the fuel tank cap, and began to untie the belt, the car suddenly started by itself.Su Ming held back a smile, pretended to be serious, cleared his throat seriously, re-tied the belt that had been conjured by the strangulation, and patted Bobby's shoulder casually."
Look, the most scientific way to repair a car is to tell the car that if you pee in the fuel tank, the car will ignite by itself, which is a big secret, and I don't tell him about ordinary people."
The fat man was numb, he craned his neck as if he couldn't tell what was real and what was real, and he had a dementia-like smile on his face.The door opened, and the car started, but Su Ming still couldn't walk because he found that the tires were suddenly out of gas.Because of the money involved, the fat man immediately came back to his senses, saying that he would immediately change the spare tire for Su Ming, begging him not to use any unbelievable theories to repair the car.The guy who came up with these crazy theories is probably not an earthling, right?
I'm afraid I don't live on Mars, right?
It is useless to change tires, Su Ming knows very well in his heart that no matter how many tires are changed, Bumblebee will make trouble again.But the young Autobots, I'm afraid I don't know what the master tactician represents.Su Ming got out of the car, gently closed the door, and sighed.At this moment, Bumblebee is triumphant, and Fat Bobby is desperate."
He doesn't want this car anymore" x2.That's what they think in their minds.But all they saw was the one-eyed man raising his arm, snapping his fingers, and from the corner of the street outside the depot, a crane and a flatbed truck arrived.The death knell was prepared.Bobby watched numbly as the crane expertly lifted the Chevrolet onto the truck, and the truck driver immediately secured the Chevrolet with dozens of wrist-thick steel cables, and he really didn't know what to say.Do you have so much money to compete with a used car?
Is it bad to buy a new car?
But there's always a lot of business, and this time it's really an eye-opener."
The car is very good, I am very satisfied."
Su Ming shook hands with him and said goodbye, then turned to leave, climbed directly into the trailer, and got into the Chevrolet's car.In the second-hand car market, only the father and son with a confused face and the fat Bobby are left, and they can only watch the trailer drive farther and farther.None of them saw that, as Sam disappeared from view, Chevrolet squirted two lines of tear-like detergent from under the wipers P.
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