It took a long time for him to find a place to sit in the house, and he didn't want to sit on the couch because there were several pairs of red and black underwear on it.Do you think it's Deadpool's custom panties?
Not really.Wade's underwear was bought at a small supermarket on the street, a ten-dollar bag, forty pairs, all in white.Now the red should be bloodstains, and the black black cables don't want to know what they are, and I don't know how long these panties have been worn, they are hard in the air, and they stand upright like spiked traps.The dust in the sunlight was clearly visible, and they slowly landed on the sharp corners of the panties."
I thought you should have moved out at this point in time."
Cable looked around, and simply sat down on the dining table next to him, although it was a little greasy, but the greasy degree was actually about the same as the sofa."
I was supposed to move out, but Vanessa is not at home every day, at least there is Afu with me here, sometimes loneliness can really drive people crazy, can you see the loneliness and despair in my heart?
Oh, little cable, you can't see it, I've always looked like a sunny man. ”"Don't call me Little Cable, damn it.""
Why not?
I'm a generation away from Scott and Jean, and you should have called me uncle, well, Uncle Wade, it sounds pretty good, it's kind of like Uncle Sam, ineedyou!
What do you think?
Do you want to join the military?
”Out of nowhere, Wade pulled out a top hat with the Stars and Stripes on it, buckled it to his head, and got up from the ground to make the gesture on a World War II-era recruitment poster."
I wore it wrong, the flag on the hat was Cuban.""
Is there a difference?
I love America because the police here often don't show up until much after the fact, but I also love Cuban cigars and passionate Latin girls with dark skin, and by the way, now that we have money, how about going to Cuba to have fun?
You seem to be getting older, but that's okay, if I paint you purple, both men and women will scream for you. ”"Need I remind you?
It's the time of Infinity War, all living things in the universe have disappeared by 50, and we should go to Thanos to settle scores, instead of dressing me up as Thanos and settling accounts with me, not to mention that I don't look like him at all. ”Cable stared at Wade with a blank face, looking at him with disdain.Deadpool pinched his chin and thought about it, it seemed that there was indeed such a thing, the World War II trip made him forget something: "Yes, you reminded me, you killed Peter, you beast!"
”"Again, it's Thanos, not me."
Cables began to check his weapons, and whether Wade went or not, he had to act."
You don't understand, you and Thanos are both played by Josh Brolin, and I've also seen the bed scene between you and the Scarlet Witch, Woooo ”Cable stood up and walked over to Deadpool, looking down at Wade condescendingly, "I don't know what you mean by the actor meme all along, but I'm really alive, and I'm a completely different entity from Thanos." ”Wade wiped the saliva from his face, suddenly turned his hand back, pinched the two points on the chest of the electric cable, and pinched it like a bean, and made a beeping sound in his mouth."
That half of your metal still has a doorbell button?
How does this make me believe that you are real?
But I think Afu shouldn't be able to tell the material of the button, do you want to date her?
”Deadpool's roommate, Afu, is a big beauty, of course, you need to add a premise, that is, sixty years ago.Now she is just an ordinary looking black blind old lady.It's just that if you hear her full name, you won't think she's so ordinary, her full name is Al Hir, and she is known as El the Blind.She describes herself as a former SSR field agent, fought in World War II, dated Captain America, and she really knows Peggy and Lorraine.But Wade thinks she might have been a Hydra, a mutant, or a Kryptonian smuggled in with her cousin, because he was sure her eyes could shoot red lasers.Who believes that it is an ordinary person?
In order to keep it a secret for her, Wade called her Afu and appointed her as his butler, which of course was his unilateral decision."
Are you out of your mind?
Now I'm going to Yankee Stadium to find Captain America them, are you coming?
”Cables has lost his patience, and he's ready to leave Deadpool alone, and it's really hard to communicate with Deadpool when he's crazy."
Okay, okay, seriously, you don't have a bit of a sense of humor, and that's going to lose popularity."
Wade put the double knife on his back, put the hood back on, and nodded helplessly: "The taxi is just outside the door, and my arms should also be in the car, the good news is that half of the people in New York have disappeared, the traffic situation has been greatly eased, and I want to maintain the status quo." ”"But at least half of your mission target and client are dead, which means that your income has also been halved."
The cable goes straight to the crux of the matter."
Fack!
Take me to Captain America, I'm going to use Thanos' headless corpse tonight to put the fire on fire. ”Hearing that his income had been halved, Deadpool was more active than anyone else, and he rushed straight out the door, and the cable couldn't even keep up with his speed.On the deserted streets, the Indian driver, Du Pengde, is shaking his head and listening to classic old songs, using daffodil daydream tablets made in New Delhi to make him immune to the smell of Deadpool and only wander the banks of the Ganges River.Deadpool rushed in, pulled the door straight to the co-pilot, and gasped violently."
Huhoo, drive."
And the driver looked at the electric cable rushing from the other side of the street, didn't these two turn enemies into friends?
Why did the cable still chase and kill Mr.
Squire?
But he didn't think much about it, but slammed on the accelerator, and the car rushed out like a rocket.The cable could only stop, helplessly watching the taxi disappear around the corner, desperately resisting the urge to give the car a shot.The Indian looked at Wade, smiling and speeding behind the wheel and conversing with him in curry-flavored English: "Hunted down again, rdp?"
”"No, he's in a league with me, but I'm in a hurry.""
Huh, it was another easy day, huh?"
Adu nodded very loudly, he understood Deadpool's thoughts, rushing to get into the taxi, isn't it normal.In the urban area of New York, such dramas happen every day, and Mr.
Deadpool has won over his friends, which is gratifying."
It's okay, half of the population of the earth has been lost, and the Spider-Man I like has become fertilizer, and I returned to World War II to make some money, let's talk about you, how have you been with Geeta lately?
Wade rubbed his head, remembered what he had done, and then pointed to the steering wheel Adu touched the steering wheel, skillfully dodging the empty cars parked on the road, those cars were in motion, the driver suddenly disappeared, and the collisions caused by car accidents were everywhere."
After the car accident killed my cousin Bandu like a chicken, I kidnapped her like a real man according to the method you taught me, and recently she doesn't want to run away or call the police, those remote-controlled bombs you gave me can really make people obedient.""
Well done, I'm proud of you, really, man, come on, give me a high-five."
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Deadpool raised his hands and looked at the taxi driver with satisfaction, he had kindly pointed out a way for the young man to see him trapped in love, and now he was happily living.The driver let go of the steering wheel, high-fived Deadpool with both hands, and smiled like a flower, using his knees to steer the direction of the car without looking at the road."
So what's next, you're going to defend the Earth?"
After celebrating with Wade, Adu touched the steering wheel again: "I knew that New York suddenly had so many fewer people, it must be an alien invasion again, what are you going to do, rd?"
”"Wow, you're really talented, this time it's indeed a purple monster who looks like Bruce Willis to make trouble, but no problem, Uncle Deadpool will be able to get him right away."
The white eyes on Wade's mask narrowed into a slit, should he still go to Colossus and the sonic girl warhead first?
It seems that Captain America is still a little worse than Thanos, but the driver did not doubt him when he heard Deadpool's answer, but instead described the scene in his heart: "Then will you cut off the alien's head, shit in his mouth like a toilet, and chop up his corpse and feed it to the dogs, and then burn the shit to smoke bacon for him to eat?"
”"Well, I think you should lower your anti-hero rating a bit."
Deadpool uses his thumb and forefinger to make a small slit, and although he sometimes gets quite dark, Adu's approach is beyond the limit.Because isn't it a little too erotic to in Thanos' mouth?
It's sexually suggestive and s, right?
Fifty shades of gray are rated R, and Deadpool still wants to fight for PG13."
Sorry, did I go too far?"
The driver gave an embarrassed expression."
Fortunately, next time you can say that you can in the headless esophagus, as long as it doesn't pass through your mouth, it shouldn't be sexually suggestive.""
Oh, it's a long time to follow Mr.
DP.""
It was fate that made us meet at the earliest.""
I thought it was a taxi app" "Cough to say that this business is not very easy to do, Thanos has a woman's subordinates, and his own skin color is not the same as ours to beat women, some people say that you are sexist, but don't fight, that is, the opponent who discriminates more against the panther can be black, and my opponent is white every time, so will I be sued if I fight Thanos?
Sue me for discrimination against an alien race?
”"No, RP, you're like my relative, and if someone sues you, I can testify for you."
The driver pointed to his skin color, and asked him to pretend to be black."
Thanks, Adu, but I have an idea, I have to go to Coulix first, he is good at fighting women, and he has the whitest complexion, so that he can attract the firepower of public opinion."
Deadpool rubbed his eyes with emotion and came up with an idea, instead of going to Captain America first, he was going to Xavier Academy first.Adu remembers Colossus, the metal man had ridden in his car once, and then the car had its chassis overhauled, but Deadpool now needed help, and it was his duty as a chauffeur's comrade-in-arms.He immediately began to adjust his direction, preparing to leave the city for the college on the outskirts of the city, and at that moment it was obvious that both of them felt the back seat of the car sink down."
Wade, come with me.""
Slade?"
It was Su Ming and his party who appeared in the back seat, the four of them were huddled together, and Xiao Lori and Xiao Zhengtai were temporarily stored in the border of hell in 1945, when there were only a few adults.A few people crowded into the back seat a little choked, and it looked like the New York subway during rush hour."
AhhThe driver was startled by the sudden appearance of the person, and the car turned left and right on the road as if drunk."
Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, this is my cousin, he has never killed an Indian."
Wade immediately grabbed the steering wheel and comforted Adu."
And is he going to try it today?"
Adu shivered, and among the four people in the back row, there was a man and a woman who felt very dangerous, like predators at the top of the food chain."
Probably not, right?"
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