"Tell me, with a huge advantage, how did you play like this?"
Su Ming pushed away the living carrion, stuffed a cigarette into his mouth and asked helplessly, his little cousin would have a situation at any time, which he had been mentally prepared for.The Death Knell mission completion rate is 100 percent, while Deadpool's mission completion rate is only six or seven percent.Wade is a very casual person, and sometimes in the middle of a mission, if he feels that he is doing something wrong, he may even go back and kill his employer and steal the money.As for the standard of right and wrong, of course, it is based on his personal preference, if the target he wants to kill is particularly compatible with him, he will give up the task at any time.This is also the reason why his ability is very strong, but his business is average, who will really choose to find this kind of mercenary who will turn against the water at any time?
The competition between mercenaries and killers is also quite fierce, especially in the information age he lives in, and the success rate of the mission is on the international mercenary website, but Wade often engages in promotional activities, such as a 50% discount on commissions, killing a family and taking artistic photos of corpses or something.He also distributed discount coupons in newspapers and magazines, so that housewives who like to collect discount coupons can enjoy the top mercenary service for free as long as they collect ten tickets, but unfortunately, the people these housewives want to kill are their husbands in most cases, and the value-added services that can make money such as murder and arson prepared by Deadpool are not useful at all.In order to make a living, he also has to take on tasks such as finding cats, dogs, and weeding the yard in order to make a living.He held his mouth and dragged it from his forehead back to his chin, but it was still fighting with him as if it had a life of its own, and it wanted to sing.Deadpool was so angry that he directly ripped his mouth off his face and threw it on the ground and stomped on it a few times.There really is no mouth on his face, it's like a cartoon, and when you remove the lips, you really don't have a mouth, not a hole as common sense does.He stretched out a finger and looked gravely at the mouth on the ground with the eyes on his chin, pointing at it and performing a pantomime, presumably to remind it to understand who the boss was.Then he picked up his mouth very much, patted the ash on it, and pressed it back to his face.With a mouth to make an example of the monkey, the other five senses were very obedient, and he smoothly put them all in place."
Slade, help me see if my eye spacing is appropriate?
Am I still the beautiful man I used to be?
And is my nose crooked?
”Su Ming looked at Wade's red and swollen lips like sausages, the rotten avocado with the fiery red lips, this combination is really poisonous.He turned his head and looked at the World Tree and took a deep breath: "It's good, nothing went wrong, put on your mask and tell me why things have come to this point, where did Loki run again?"
”At the mention of this, Wade showed a sad expression, and he slowly walked to the piano, stroking each key."
That's a long story, we have to start with me and Loki converting the battlefield into a timeline, it was about a million years ago" "Then you can make a long story short" Su Ming interrupted him angrily, now to find out where Loki went and how he restrained the plot gems, instead of listening to Wade talk about human origins.Wade's prepared speech was stifled, he opened his mouth, and the red sausage squirmed, shiny.He sighed, what a thrilling and heartfelt experience this was, and my cousin didn't want to hear it?
He pulled down his mask in disappointment and covered his face: "Alas, you are really going to lose popularity, maybe the audience friends want to know?"
Loki and I worked together on a planet tens of thousands of years ago, digging a hole in the ground" "No, they don't want to know, it's a story that doesn't exist, made up by you or him. ”Su Ming refused.Wade touched his chin and thought thoughtfully: "So, I fell into the temporary script and got too deep into the play?"
But I have always felt that entering the drama is the basic cultivation of an actor, although my handsome face can fully meet the standards of youth idols, but I have always paid great attention to cultivating my acting skills, I have to study the script for 27 hours a day, and I still insist on practicing dance with a fever of 50 degrees" "Whew" "Why does your symbiote also slip his hands?"
”"Aren't symbiotes just slippery?""
That makes sense, and I want a symbiote.""
You're going to have a bunch of different symbiotes of five colors in the future, and they're going to turn you into something like a five-color team combined robot, now answer my question."
A black sharp spike was slowly pulling out of Wade's chest and flowing back into Su Ming's chest.Strangling had just eaten some of Hela's black spiral spikes, it couldn't mimic this energy creation, but it was fun to imitate the shape.Wade touched his chest, where a large hole was revealed in his uniform, and he regretted that he had changed out of Loki's robe in the first place, but now his clothes were torn again.He scratched his head: "Then I'll briefly say that in the long battle between me and Loki, no matter what kind of attack I used, he always had a way to deal with it, and we were tied for a long time, so I thought of going back to the past and dealing with him who was younger, and then he followed, and we were still deadlocked, it was really a long time" Su Ming rubbed his face: "So you played out your feelings and found that you couldn't help each other, so you felt sorry for each other, and couldn't help but be good friends?"
”Wade sat down decadently, leaning on the piano as if sobbing, and the piano made an accent."
Yes, he betrayed me when I took off my pants and tried to get him to put a cutie mark on my butt.""
Seriously, friendship magic doesn't seem to work well in our world, and secondly, if you want a cutie mark, you should turn yourself into a horse before you try it."
Wade slammed up from the piano, and the dark color around his eyes on the mask appeared: "No need, after this incident, I have grown up again, and I understand some truths." ”"Oh?
Understand that Loki is not credible?
”"No, I understand that I have to give before I can ask for it, I'm going to rip off Loki's pants and leave something in his, so we're good friends, yes."
Wade tapped his palm, he had a plan, a terrible, dark plan of revenge like the DC Universe."
pg,pg13,r,r18,nc17" Su Ming suddenly began to memorize the level of the movie rating system, Wade suddenly languished, and his plan could not be used."
Damn Loki, is that in his calculations too?""
I can probably guess what you think, sometimes I want to put a C4 detonator in Loki's chrysanthemum and watch him take off, but you must have forgotten your munitions in the taxi again, right?
Let's not mention these for now, but where did he go?
”Su Ming casually played a few notes on the piano, in fact, he played the piano well."
I didn't see it, before my eyes were on my chin, remember?
I could only see the keys and my big dick, not even the score. ”Deadpool spread his hands helplessly, no way, it's just so big, so attention-grabbing.Su Ming thought for a while, walked over and put the piano in his bag first, the green piano is quite rare and can't be missed.Then he motioned for a few people to follow him out of the shade of the World Tree and looked up at the sky."
Heimdall!
Take us back!
”The Rainbow Bridge landed almost without any delay, teleporting the group directly back to Asgard.In the observatory at the end of the Rainbow Bridge, not only Heimdall, the Lion of Asgard, is here, but even Odin is here.He looked at the few people who appeared with a blank expression, holding the long Gungnir in his hand, not knowing what he was thinking."
You've seen my daughter."
This Odin is not the one who slept before at all, and in terms of momentum, it is simply a world of difference.If the one you see in Odin's sleep feels like a tiger or some other beast.There is no better adjective than to make people feel like they are facing a god.But Su Ming was not nervous, god, he had seen too much, not to mention that he saw through the complicity of Odin and Gu Yi."
yes, Hela is very enthusiastic, but Loki ran away, which is weird.""
Oh?"
Odin nodded first, then smiled: "Why is it strange?
”"Isn't it strange that he has been luring me to find him, and has even left a lot of subtle clues that guide me in the direction of my investigation like a prank, so when I was about to meet him, he avoided him?
Or does he have the shy mind of a girl, and he is embarrassed to see me when the time comes?
”Su Ming said solemnly, but whether it was Ciri or Heimdall, there was a strange expression on their faces.What does it mean to be shy?
Instead, Deadpool looked left and right, and tried to bite the wall with his teeth to see if it was pure gold, but only licked the dust.Hearing Su Ming's words, he nodded approvingly, that's right, Loki is tired, Uncle Deadpool not only sees through his essence, but can also use Japanese exclusive nouns to describe him, isn't it awesome?
He immediately began to trash-talk to the non-existent audience, generally showing his insight and linguistic skills.In fact, he only speaks English, but he can communicate with intelligent beings in the universe in English, and the other party can understand what he means anyway, and readers will not feel anything wrong when they see him communicating with various aliens in English.Because the plot is very continuous, everything is logical.He can even communicate with cockroaches or bed bugs, or even trash cans, although it is not clear whether it is a special ability that is unknown to the public, or a manifestation of his condition.P Meiman Knell 48302dexhtp