Maybe it's all predestined, poor old Bob has been dealing with junk fast food all his life, and like the low-level patrolman, his recipes are cream donuts, bacon sandwiches, fried chicken hamburgers and the like.Eat fast food three times a day, have a glass of hot cocoa after eating, continue to sit in the office and keep an eye on the monitor, drink some wine when you get home from work, and go to bed and fall asleep.It's a lifestyle full of calories.Of course, this has brought him a lot of health problems, such as being overweight, difficulty breathing, heart disease, three highs and a lot of other bad things.But it also brought him benefits, such as today, when someone tried to split him in half, it only cut the fat on his chest and abdomen.Although the intestines leaked somewhat, the injury was not fatal.The man was unconscious, but it was supposed to be just shock, so the ambulance quickly loaded him and planned to take him to the hospital for treatment.Arkham has his own doctor and infirmary, but after the flood, the doctor has not yet come to report, and it may have been killed by some hero when he turned into a fish.Fortunately, they still have a car that can start, and the Wayne Group has sponsored Arkham to carry out a comprehensive upgrade, not only to strengthen the safety measures, but also to provide a lot of logistics equipment.Although I don't know why Bruce Wayne is so kind, but he has more places to donate money, that playboy is rich, can others care how he spends it?
Besides, the guards also benefited, at least fewer patients escaped from prison, and they had more chances of surviving."
Signs monitoring ready!
Wait, except for his heartbeat, his vital signs are very stable. ”The nurse scrambled to put a lead all over Bob's body, and it was really hard to put this on the skin covered in blood.The car was driving on the bridge, and to go to the hospital, whether it was to the new city or the old town, they had to cross the river, and the doctors and nurses changed positions and watched the vital signs monitor themselves in the rocking carriage.Strangely, the old guard's body could not be healthier."
What the hell, I haven't seen a person with such a healthy stomach in my twenty years of medical practice.""
yes, that's really" As the medical duo stared at the instrument, Bob on the hospital bed in front of them suddenly sat up covered in blood.Before they could scream, the old man knocked them unconscious one by one with an age-inappropriate skill."
Surprise!
Friends, as much as I enjoyed my time with you, the smell of medicine here always reminds me of chemical factories, but I still have business, I don't have time to play with you, heheheheheJumping from a speeding vehicle made him roll a long way on the road like a ball, but it was a flood and the middle of the night, and there was no danger of being hit by other vehicles, so he just got covered in mud and quickly got up.Maybe it was the pain, maybe it was the successful escape, and he let out a sneering laugh with his hair down, which soon turned into a laugh in the sky, and the rain washed away the blood on his body, and his skin could be seen as white as a corpse.He reached for the wound on his chest with a slight force, and after tearing open the muscle and fat, what was revealed was not internal organs, but a purple suit.Laughing and trying to kill him, think he wouldn't guess?
Pretending to be a corpse and escaping is old-fashioned, but it can be useful.The clown's outfit looks like a common doll costume in amusement parks, except that it's a fat old man version.The heroes sent him back to Arkham, so wouldn't he be going home?
There is everything at home, let alone just a fake holster?
Anonymous is good, but she is not the only chameleon in Gotham, there are many Arkham talents, and none of them will refuse the Joker's request.The Joker has managed to escape from Arkham hundreds of times, and he doesn't believe that Green Arrow can't think of this, but thinks it's probably due to Deathknell's instructions.The clown has a very special physique, even if he is in a coma for much shorter time than others, it is likely that Arthur knocked him on the head at that time, and he woke up before he fell.However, he pretended to be dizzy to see the movement, and at the same time to get rid of Harry's mad woman, and then he and the two clever men of Deathbell made a deal in silence.Well, it seems that Deathstroke is still so shrewd, he needs his own help to deal with the Laughing Bat, but he doesn't give him any benefit, it's stingy, but he'd be happy to do it himself.The car didn't go far before it stopped, and a figure stepped out of the cab.It was the real old guard Bob, who was wearing a baseball cap and a white coat.Looking at the clown who laughed non-stop, Bob was a little timid and didn't dare to go over, today's clown was so crazy that he couldn't even wait to stop!"
Come, come, my friend."
The clown pulled out a stack of bills from his pocket and slapped his face hard: "Come and take your money!"
You see!
They're beating me, trying to fly into your pocket!
I'm in so much pain, help me, hahahaha" "Mr.
Clown, I did what you said. ”Bob strode forward."
Yes, yes, my good old man, we're old friends, just call me my dear clown, haha, here you go, this time the 50,000 is just a little wet, but money is still money after all, even if it falls into the dung pit, it's still loved, right?"
The clown held out his hand, and the thick stack of bills trembled slightly from the rain.The lure of money trumped fear, and he had worked with the Joker countless times.He's one of the Joker's inside lines in Arkham.At first, it was the clown who threatened his family, but after a few times, the clown got a little tired, and it was quite troublesome to let his subordinates kidnap the guard's family every time.So it was later bought with money, and Bob was indeed a little short of money.Besides, this special employment relationship will only take effect when the Joker is imprisoned, he only needs to do what the Joker tells him to do, and he is still a loyal and honest person in the face of other patients.Without even having to use his brain, the pension fund had another sum of money, and he had made four or five million from the clown over the years, and the clown had protected him in several Arkham riots.Otherwise, how could an obese and senile guard live to retire normally?
In every riot, as long as he was close to the clown's cell, no one dared to come and beat him.Today's task is to change his clothes and sit in the cab of the ambulance while no one is around, and that's all he knows about the Joker's plan.There may be other internal responses, but no one knows about them except the Joker himself, and everyone is just a part of the plan.He took the bill and stuffed it into his trouser pocket, looking bulging: "Of course, dear clown. ”"Do you have a gun?"
The clown's hand handing over the money did not take it back, but moved his fingers.Bob hesitated, then gritted his teeth and handed his pistol to the Joker.The Joker took the gun and aimed it at Bob, looking at the old man's eyes that instantly turned terrified, he smiled and wiped the rain from his face.Then he turned the muzzle of the gun, put it into his mouth, tried it, and put it away satisfied.Some people may think that the clown will kill the guards, but he is a clown, he is an unpredictable person, he only does things according to his mood, and today he is in a good mood."
As a reminder to an old friend, you'd better get out of town quickly, the bats and I are going to have a big fight this time."
The clown walked to the edge of the bridge and looked at the river below as it swelled in the heavy rain, the murky black liquid roaring.Bob breathed a sigh of relief, and for a moment, he thought the Joker was going to kill him, but he also figured it out, the Joker didn't need a gun to kill him.If he doesn't get a gun, the clown will think it's a betrayal, and the madman will kill not only him, but his entire family.Fortunately, now it seems that the bet was right."
I know, I'm retiring."
Bob nodded at the Joker.The clown showed a regretful expression: "I'm going to miss you, maybe I'll go to your house for turkey on a Thanksgiving night, remember to open the door for me, hahahaha" After speaking, the clown didn't wait for Bob to respond, he jumped off the bridge with a Chaplin-style diving action, and the angry waves instantly drowned the purple dots.Because of Gordon's strong request, Su Ming took him to Wayne's mansion after thinking for a while, and in the bat cave under the house, he not only saw Batman who was unconscious after the operation, but also met the young Titans.The children's sightseeing tour of the Batcave had just begun, and Damian didn't mean to introduce him, he just stood by Batman's hospital bed with his arms crossed, watching Batman in a coma.No, Bruce Wayne, to be exact, his bat uniform had been cut to pieces by the final machine during the rescue process, and at this point it was like a primitive man with an extra leaf.The iconostasis quickly deformed and reverted back to a crisp black suit, strangled into a red rose in the pocket on his chest.That's right, strangulation saw that in the host's understanding, the godfather should be like this, and it would be better if he had a cat in his hand.However, Su Ming still rejected the suggestion of strangling the cat, what about so many people here, is it like a strong man to pet the cat in front of him?
Strangling is good, not to mention the convenience of use, it also greatly enhances his strength and self-healing ability, that is, it always wants to make some inappropriate moves when it is not appropriate.It's inevitable, after all, it's not human, and it can't understand any face, self-esteem, or anything like that.Therefore, Su Ming's heart is often very helpless, and he reprimands it with a hideous face: Strangling!
Don't you look at the atmosphere when you do things?!
But this does not affect the strangulation to keep making suggestions, so Su Ming's days like this will continue, this is the trouble that he will inevitably face as a symbiote host.The longer the symbiote, the more the symbiote becomes, and the more human-like the monster becomes, the more terrifying it becomes, which is known as the uncanny valley effect.Maybe when should Hallie take the time to do the Turing test for Strangulation?
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