The aroma of the food gradually diffused in a small area, and the old butler's craftsmanship was as good as ever, as if it brought a touch of warmth to the dark and damp bat cave.The Joker grabbed his hair and propped his elbows on the table and laughed, as if he had heard a funny joke from Batman again."
Here it is again, here it is again, this kind of justice like hypocrisy, I opened your wounds, killed your fiancée, you still let me live in the house, invited me to dinner, you are so good, thank you Martha for giving birth to such a good son as you, hahahaha" Batman was still sitting in the dark, his head slightly tilted, and he supported his cheek with his arm on the arm of the chair: ""Seriously, if you didn't know you like me, others would definitely think that you are the number one hypocrite in the world, your non-killingism, your cold-blooded ruthlessness, It's all like pretending.But I know that's you, and sometimes it's more painful to live than to die, and darkness is the ultimate destination, right?
”As he spoke, the clown smiled and picked up his knife and fork, pricked the omelette and played with it, then put his whole face over the plate and licked the half-cooked yolk with his tongue.Then he shook his head, tilted his mouth and spat to the side.The old butler's dishes are very well cooked, but they just don't taste like bats, and he doesn't like to eat them.Batman didn't react to his wasting of food, as if he hadn't seen it, so the Joker gave an aggrieved look and twisted a few times in his chair, suddenly as if he had thought of something."
Bat, you're actually trying to let me die, aren't you?
But you can't let me die at your hands or at the hands of Laughter, how about I go and find the death knell?
”"No, if you're done eating, go back to your room."
The clown rolled his eyes: "Don't think, there is not even cable TV in that room, how much did you spend to build it?"
Did your purchasing agent steal your money?
”"Forget it, you don't want me to be safe, and you don't want to be safe either, I know, hehehe" The clown picked up a napkin and wiped his mouth, smiling at the old butler, but suddenly took out a pistol from his bosom and pointed it at him.Batman jumps to block the trajectory for Ah Fu, and the Joker pulls the trigger."
Bang!"
The gun went off, and Batman didn't feel like he was being hit, but he didn't believe that the Joker would miss at such a close distance.At this time, he saw the clown fall from his chair to the ground, bleeding profusely from his chest, foaming at the wound, and making a bellows-like sound.When the gun pulls the trigger, it fires a bullet in the opposite direction."
Prank gun, when?"
Batman rushes over and picks up the Joker, and Arkham guards Bob leaving the city, which he sees through his brother's eyes and guesses that he is an escaped prisoner.And the metal detector also reacts when the Joker enters the Batcave, so Batman guesses that the Joker still has a gun on him.But the Joker shouldn't have had time to modify the guard's guns, and if he floated all the way from the bridge to the river beneath the Batcave, he wouldn't have a chance to change the gun at all.Blood gushes from the Joker's mouth and he's been shot in the heart, but his self-healing abilities allow him to delay for a moment.Seeing Batman's incomprehensible expression again, he smiled happily.Of course he knew that Batman was monitoring the city, otherwise how could the Joker let Bob go?
Isn't it just for Batman?
If you killed Bob at the time, how could you mislead Batman?
What about making him think he was carrying a guard's gun?
His prank gun was in Arkham and kept it in his arms, and then he asked Bob for a gun just to cover his eyes, and if Batman or the Bat family went to intercept Bob, they would also learn that he gave the police gun to the Joker.Even if no one stops him, Batman's surveillance system will definitely photograph someone leaving Gotham in the middle of the night, and he will be able to deduce the truth after confirming Bob's identity.The Justice League is always on the quest for the truth, but it's boring for the Joker.Because it's all a scam.When old Bob leaves and is seen by Batman, he really completes his mission, hehehehe, only then, when the Joker suddenly pulls out his gun and aims it at Alfred, Batman will go to block the butler's bullets, instead of coming up and taking his weapon.So the suicide succeeded, and Batman was deceived again, which gave the Joker double the joy."
Haha, ahem, only in this way can you win the Laughing Bat, remember, it was I who made you" The clown finished his sentence intermittently, tilting his head and no longer making a sound.And a wisp of green smoke, invisible to the naked eye, seemed to be alive, coming out of the Joker's mouth, sticking to the nearest Batman, and merging into his body from the surface of the pitch-black uniform.Batman hugged the Joker's emaciated body, the warmth of blood mixed with the coldness of the river.He had never felt so happy, and all kinds of emotions hit his mind, from the relief of relief, to the fear of powerlessness, and the resistance to what was going to happen.But the main thing is not those.The pleasure in his heart made his face twitch wildly, as if something wanted to rush out of his throat.He used all his willpower to fight this feeling, but happiness alone could not be suppressed.The laughter of his relatives in his memory rang out, and Batman felt whole, complete as a human being.Alfred walked quickly behind Batman, grabbed his shoulder and asked eagerly, "Master, why are you laughing?!"
”The rain was still pouring down in the city, and the Wayne Tower, which seemed to be able to reach the sky, was no exception, and the slightly whitewashed exterior of the building looked more like a monument.The Tower of Wayne was built by Batmen in the Overworld during Owl Night, and Batmen in other worlds either have it or don't, depending on how much darkness they have managed.At this time, outside the elevator leading to the top floor of Wayne Tower, a blind guard was on night duty.He wasn't blind before, he was just gassed in the wake of a scarecrow attack.For a guard, being blind equals losing his job, but that's not the case at Wayne Group, where Bruce Wayne is a globally renowned philanthropist who wouldn't let a loyal employee who lost his sight at work lose his job.After the construction of Wayne Tower was completed, Bruce transferred Bill here, which was a better environment than it was during the Wayne Tower.Now he only has to carry a chair to sit in the elevator door every day, which is really an easy job.After all, there are a full thirty strong young guards at the gate of Wayne Tower, and they are not eligible to participate in the interview of the Wayne Group without serving in the special forces for several years.And above the elevator, there were the same thirty guards, who rotated two shifts a day, all armed to the teeth.So all Bill had to do was sit in the elevator at night and listen to the radio once in a while to pass the time.He was alone and had nowhere to go except Wayne Tower, his family had long since died, and now the Wayne Group was his home.But it was raining and flooding today, and there was no radio to listen to, so Bill sat with his guide stick in his hands and listened to the movement in the spacious hall.After losing his sight, his hearing has been greatly enhanced, which is probably the window that God has opened, as the saying goes.He heard a string of footsteps, sounding familiar and yet unfamiliar.Bill stood up tremblingly on his cane, turning his head to reorient himself so that he could hear the voice more clearly: "Hello, hello?
Who are you?
The other guards should have told you that this place is free for idlers, except for ""I've already said hello to the other guards, good evening, Bill, nice to meet you!"
”A familiar voice sounded with a smile, and the person was getting closer and closer.Bill relaxed, and a smile appeared on his old face, "Good evening, Mr.
Wayne, I'm glad to hear your voice too." ”"It's a bad day, I've had a lot of energy on my way here," Mr.
Wayne made a deliberate gasp sound, and Bill seemed to be able to see the kindness on the young man's face, and he still liked to joke with the staff as before."
yes, I can't hear how heavy the rain is outside the door, but my whole body joints tell me how wet it is today."
Mr.
Wayne seemed to understand it well, and sighed: "I'm not young anymore, I have always felt the muscles in my face a little stiff lately, and my smile is not so natural." ”Old Bill reached out to fumble for the elevator button, and replied with a smile: "It's all because of the earth's gravity, the bags under our eyes, the corners of our mouths, and the flesh on our faces are sagging, so are you going up today?"
”"Of course, as always, Bill, as always."
Mr.
Wayne pressed his hand on the DNA detector on the side of the elevator, and the instrument immediately reported a confirmation message: "Verification passed, welcome back, Mr.
Bruce Wayne." ”The sound of Soso wearing gloves could be heard in the air, and Bill was not surprised, as the rich bosses liked to wear leather gloves.He heard Mr.
Wayne ask him again, "How are you doing?"
What about the grandchildren in the field?
How is your body?
”Bill pressed the button of the elevator, and the sound of steel cables and cars running came from beside him, and he replied gratefully but with some embarrassment: "They're all fine, and the new pacemaker works well, thank you so much, Mr.
Wayne, not only because of the operation, but also because of all this." ”The sound of a trench coat flapping not far away, and the slight grinding of metal, and Mr.
Wayne's voice flickered left and right when he replied, as if he was looking down for something: "No thanks, you were injured in the scarecrow attack, and this is what I should have done." ”"No, it's not, I know what the other bosses will do, I have to say" At this time, the elevator came, the door opened with a clanging sound, Bill heard the sound of brisk footsteps and walked into the car, he hurriedly smiled and helped hold down the elevator automatic door: "You are really a good person." ”"Hehehehehe, thank you for the compliment, it means a lot to me!"
The elevator doors closed, and the familiar sound of machines running was heard again, but Bill was a little strange that after closing the door, he seemed to briefly hear the sound of sharpening knives in the elevator?
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