"Tell me, what are you going to do when you came to me?
As you can see, I'm enjoying my vacation. ”Su Ming changed into a recliner, lay on it with sunglasses, and rested his hand on the giant sword beside him: "And you ruined the atmosphere like the excrement of a wild dog after eating a moldy burrito, give me a reason not to chop you up." ”Wade, who looked a little smaller than the bottom half of his head, spread his hands and opened his case to find a new pair of sunglasses."
Me?
Of course, I came to you for a vacation, and you used to give me some commissions, but when I went back, I found that the purchasing power of TMD dollars had dropped faster than elephant diarrhea, so I decided to come to this era to spend that money so that I wouldn't lose money. ”As he spoke, Wade patted his conveyor belt."
No, isn't there something else going on over there?
Thanos killed Spider-Man, aren't you going to avenge him?
”Su Ming didn't want to go on vacation with Deadpool at all, and Gin, who wasn't far away, obviously didn't want to either.While it's nice to go on vacation with your family, it doesn't apply to the Wilson family.Seriously, instead of basking in the sun with the foul-smelling Wade, Su Ming would rather go and play beach volleyball with the Joker."
Oh, the purple cord?
I got him, originally I was going to pull up the team and use the traditional superhero way to beat him up, but everyone got together and found out, Wow!
Avengers, what quantum technology do they have to use to go back to the past, what Infinity Stones and gloves do, it's too troublesome, do you remember my hot Chika?
”Deadpool took out an inflatable sofa from the small box, pumped it up with a pump and put it on the beach, the colorful and patched things are very incompatible with the surrounding environment: "It's the last time you stabbed me in Asgard, the one I saw in my dream, I found a way to find her again after I went back, and when I was chatting about it, I talked about the problems I was facing, and she helped me solve it, she was actually a goddess." ”Yes, Su Ming experimented with the Tears of Death on Wade, and he did see death."
Death helped you get Thanos, didn't you?"
Su Ming sighed: "Actually, you didn't do anything. ”"How can you say that?!
I did it, and it took a long time!
”Wade crossed his hands on his hips and slowly moved in circles: "You, like the captain, don't know how much I have paid for this world, if it weren't for my efforts, would she help the earth?"
Now just thinking about it, I feel pain in my lower back and lower abdomen. ”As he spoke, his expression became more and more obscene, so much so that he drooled."
Okay, you cover your face first, and then I'll give you some money, you can play in another place, don't bother me."
Su Ming put his hand on his forehead and closed his eyes, the sun was warm, and he didn't want to move during the day.Wade sat down on his inflatable couch and moved closer like a crab with a flattering smile: "Well, can you give me a few more strokes with your little dagger?"
I haven't had time to say thank you to her. ”"Only the dead can see death, you can't die conceptually, I'm afraid that the tears of death won't have a second effect on you, because a person can't die twice in a row."
Su Ming motioned for Wade to look down, and the dagger had already stabbed him in the stomach.Deadpool lowered his head, and sure enough, on the familiar dagger, the beautiful owl statue seemed to be looking at him and smiling."
Wow, the speed of your hand is actually fast again, although I am in pain, but I really can't die, alas" Su Ming took out the dagger, shook off the blood stains on it, and wiped it on the beach, letting the strangulation help bury the poisonous blood deeply: "Don't you have a reasonable gem, try it with that." ”Wade's avocado had a helpless expression on his face, and he took out a diamond-shaped transparent crystal: "Ah, it seems to be out of power." ”"Can the Infinity Stones be used or not?
Are you teasing me?
”Su Ming picked up the transparent crystal, but there was no energy fluctuation at this time, it was almost like a piece of plastic."
I used it to see Chica last time, and then I came home and it suddenly thought, if it's used so often, will it run out of energy?
Just like a mobile phone, it should become dull when it runs out of energy, right?
”Wade shoved his intestines back into his belly, pulled the stapler out of his trouser pocket with his hand, and gave himself a few hits on the belly."
But you forgot that the gem was still in your hand, and then it fulfilled your wish, there was no electricity, and everything made so sense."
Su Ming had already guessed how things were going."
Yes, it makes sense."
Wade tucked the gem back into his crotch and rubbed his face: "So I want to find a way to see Chica again, I need comfort in my heart, Slade, in my heart, you are so great, so omnipotent, so I came to you." ”After speaking, he folded his hands in front of his chest like a little girl, swaying his body from side to side, and looked at Su Ming with affectionate little eyes blinking quickly."
Bang!"
Su Ming turned his head and retched, strangling and shooting Wade's head again at the same time.After a few minutes, Deadpool's body sat up."
I really want symbiotes, too."
Wade's head was a little smaller, and he said enviously as he put on his new sunglasses.Su Ming pinched the bridge of his nose with a headache, this leper dog didn't seem to be able to reach his goal and wouldn't leave: "Do your other girlfriends know that you came out to find death?"
”"Each of them is different, but they are all my wings," Wade smiled as a typical scumbag."
I suspect you've been hanging out with negative sonic boy warheads for too long, did her Japanese girlfriend Yukio make you fall in love with the Japanese language?"
Su Ming closed his eyes, and he slowly stroked his hair a few times: "That's it, I'll give you two ideas, either you go to Dracula and ask him to transform you into a vampire, a vampire is a dead person without a soul in concept."
Either you go to Selene and let her suck your soul. ”"Good idea, I'll try it."
Wade happily slapped his belt and disappeared into the sand.Su Ming immediately got up from the recliner and walked to Gin: "Pack up your things, let's go quickly, that goods will definitely not die, let's change places." ”Gin was also wearing a swimsuit, with a long silk scarf around her waist, and her expression was a little helpless: "Where are we going?"
Your cousin always seems to be able to find you. ”Su Ming pinched his chin and frowned: "You're right, we have to separate, that thing can still track me within the multiverse, I have to at least jump out of the super universe" "Still can't you take me with you?"
”Gin smiled, and there was some expectation in her eyes.But Su Ming shook his head: "Unless there is a breakthrough in the research of the magic ship or the blood of the elders, and it can be compatible with Leviathan's space technology, I can't take life forms on a trip to the omnipotent universe, and the Celestial Sphere Convergence can only let you arrive at Ciri's hometown, and that kind of means is too unsafe, I don't want to lose you during the trip, I'll go out and find another way this time." ”"What about symbiotes?
It can follow you. ”Gin nodded Su Ming's floral shirt."
It's different, it's a forged creature, and none of us knew how he created this species until we caught Nar, the god of symbiotes."
Su Ming grabbed Gin's fingers and squeezed them soothingly."
Alright then, I'll stay here to monitor the progress of the research, but you'd better not keep me waiting too long, I'll die if Ragnarok comes."
Free novels bring you joy and joy ---> storyskyline.net
Gin sighed."
I knew that, so I had a plan."
Su Ming hugged her, and then disappeared in an instant.Gin slowly walked to the deck chair on the beach and slowly lay down, she looked at the calm blue sea thoughtfully."
You may be seated."
The girl was still the same as when they last met, except that her long black hair had changed from a double ponytail in the past to a high coil today.Against the backdrop of the black tulle dress, her snow-white skin is like the cleanest white paper, and the small Ankh cross around her neck also explains her identity."
I just went to a family reunion and everyone was fine, but they still thought I was dressed like I was going to a funeral."
She said this, and at the same time, she smiled sweetly, and that smile seemed to be able to brush away all the troubles of mankind."
Funerals are just a human ritual, and some people don't like the sense of ritual, but this level is always inevitable."
The man across from her said this, his black leather blindfold moving slightly on his face."
So, the living have come to the realm of the dead again, probably not just to chat, right?"
She didn't have any black tea here, and there was no typology, except for the white bones of the skeleton, and all the places she had under her jurisdiction were dark gray, but she still pushed an empty cup in front of the mercenary, telling him that he could pretend to drink tea, just like playing at home.Su Ming leaned lightly on the sofa, his hand tapped his knees, really picked up the empty teacup, and brought it to his lips: "It's delicious, but I'm really here to chat this time." ”"Have you done my job?"
The girl asked."
The Sandman and Lucifer are trying to create the Sandman universe at this time, if I guessed correctly, they are preparing to dock with the Almighty Universe, if you have a way, you can go to find him outside our diversity, where there are dreams, there are them."
Su Ming replied lightly, he had actually noticed this for a long time."
That's good, we can chat, dreams still jump out of fate after all, and death is fate."
The girl smiled even more."
It seems that you like this answer, so I want to ask you, what exactly is death?"
Su Ming also smiled and put the teacup on the white bone coffee table.The girl dressed as a goth took off the little hat on her head and picked up the teddy bear on the sofa: "Death is me, I am death." ”"No, it's more than that, what is death outside of this universe?"
Su Ming shook his head, what he asked was not such a simple matter.Death looked at him tenderly and stretched out his cold hand on the back of his hand: "If there is only one day of life, then the end of the day is death; If there is only one second of life, then the movement of the second hand is death, which is the level that humans see.And in fact, there is a second in the world, the next second, so in words you can understand, death is a gift and a miracle. ”"Miracle" Su Ming narrowed his eyes.