Like most parents, Mei's words for educating her children are just those few sentences back and forth, over and over again.Just thinking about how tormented the two of them were downstairs, Su Ming was very happy.However, it sounded like May had already found out that she had misunderstood what the two were doing, so there was no taboo knowledge in education, and the topic was more focused on prohibiting Peter and Wade from contacting.If it weren't for Wade's rush to get wise, lifting his mask to make Aunt Mei nauseous and unbearable for a short time, and buying himself time to escape, Su Ming suspected that Mei could educate the two until tomorrow morning.While May was retching, Deadpool opened the door and ran, disappearing into the night.May breathed a sigh of relief, she was afraid that Peter would be spoiled by Deadpool, and she didn't know if it was over after driving away the source of pollution.She sat on the sofa a little depressed, watching the Christmas program on the TV, in which the fat host was dressed like a reindeer and bouncing, but she didn't have any interest, she didn't have the mood to laugh at all, she just felt that it was too difficult.Her husband died, and she raised her nephew, Parker, and had to work two jobs a day to pay the bills.But he wants to be a superhero, risking his life, not to mention, and always messing with some indiscriminate people.It's okay to be a superhero, but it's okay to follow someone like Captain America or Black Panther who is serious and doesn't have too many scandals.But Peter didn't, he had to be with Iron Man, Ant-Man, Star-Lord, Deadpool.These four are flowers, thieves, robbers, and mercenaries, none of which are good things.Although May knew that a kid of Peter's age wanted to play with cooler people, these four people definitely couldn't.Just imagining the greasy energy of Peter and Iron Man driving out to pick up girls together, whistling obscenely at a passing girl, May feels her scalp tingle.Not to mention that if Peter becomes an interstellar bandit, or a mercenary who licks blood at the tip of a knife, then May will simply lose the motivation to live."
Go close the door, Peter, lock it up."
Mei clutched her forehead and slowly inserted her hands into her hair to soothe her throbbing scalp."
Oh."
Peter obediently closed the door, he actually knew that his aunt didn't want him to have more contact with Deadpool, and he didn't want to, but Deadpool kept pestering him, what could he do?
Not only Deadpool, but these people he often comes into contact with are basically all actively entangled, and he can't get rid of them no matter what, and he is also very hard.Suddenly, Peter vaguely had a feeling that he was the protagonist of the world, and he found that both superheroes and supervillains especially like to take the initiative to get around him, is this the treatment of the protagonist?
But when he thinks of the few friends on Twitter, he wilts like a deflated ball again, whether it is a comic book, there is no protagonist like him.In his opinion, the protagonist should be as eye-catching as the football quarterback of the varsity team, even if he has a secret identity Spider-Man, Peter Parker is still a little transparent."
The door is locked, Auntie."
Peter walked up to May with his head down, he didn't dare to look at May's disappointed eyes."
Come here, Peter."
May patted the sofa beside her, and after Peter sat down, she held him in her arms and touched his head like when she was a child: "Auntie knows that you have your own ideas, but although some people have saved the world, they usually have problems with how they behave in the world.I want you to do a better job than they do, that you can save everyone and keep your true colors, instead of falling into what they are. ”Peter was a little ashamed, he nodded: "I know, Uncle Ben told me that if you have the ability to do something, then it is irresponsible to see it and stand by."
I got bitten by a spider and got superpowers, and I've been trying to help others, and I'm just trying to make Iron Man and Deadpool a little better, even a little bit" May looked at Peter in amazement, and after a moment showed a relieved smile, she touched Peter's head and pressed the curled hair on top of his head."
I see, that aunt misunderstood you, my Peter is still a good boy."
After saying that, she happily kissed Peter on the face: "Go upstairs and play, don't go on patrol today, play online games with Ned at home that you young people like or something." ”"No, today is Santa's annual patrol day, and I'll stay at home."
Peter touched his face embarrassedly, he was so old that Aunt Mei still treated herself like a child, so shy."
Santa Claus is also a superhero?"
Mei frowned, thought about it and nodded, too, if ordinary people can't fly in the sky in a sleigh, right?
Peter pressed his hair with his palm, he looked at the ceiling and recalled, "I remember someone telling me that Santa Claus is both a god and a mutant. ”"So?"
Aunt Mei picked up the red wine bottle on the coffee table, poured herself a glass, turned her eyes back to the TV and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter if you are mutants, look at whether a person is good or bad, don't care about his skin color and race, but look at what he has done, if Santa Claus comes to our house as a guest, I will be very welcome." ”"I see, I'm going to clean the chimney so he can drill more comfortably when he comes."
Peter understood, just as he wanted to see Mike Jordan, and his aunt wanted to see Santa Claus.Under the pretext of going to clean the chimney, Peter took the initiative to go to Santa Claus and invite him to sit at the house for a few minutes, so that his aunt could be happy.So he hurried back upstairs, ready to change into his uniform, and then go to S.H.I.E.L.D. to check Santa's home address or something.However, when he walked to his door and looked into the room, he remembered that he had forgotten something.Deadpool didn't come alone, he also brought his cousin, Deathknell.Peter wasn't afraid of Deadpool, because the guy wasn't in shape at all times and seemed very close.But the death knell is different, Peter always feels a little restrained when he sees him, although he is Wade's brother, he has been in contact with it a few times before, and he seems to be very humorous and easy to talk to, but every time he gets close to this person, his spider sense is crazy to alarm, there is something dark and dangerous in the death knell, maybe his whole person is the source of danger.Seeing Peter come back, Su Ming just finished cleaning up all the browsing records, and deleted the two updates he posted before, so that when the winter vacation is over, Peter will become a star when he returns to school, right?
After all, who has drunk 400,000 shots of wine for a child as old as him?
Especially if the person concerned doesn't know about it, that's the most interesting."
My cousin ran away?"
Su Ming turned around in his chair."
Yes, Mr.
Wilson."
Parker looked at Su Ming, and moved to the wardrobe step by step, his spider armor was placed in the garbage heap, "It's okay, he should be hiding in the bushes at the door, do you know my true identity?"
”Su Ming stood up and closed the door before continuing to talk to Peter.Peter turned around and removed all kinds of clutter at the bottom of the closet, revealing a box with the Stark Industries logo on it: "Yes, Wade once told me to let me play with you more, but I don't understand what he meant, what kind of protagonist, hugging thighs, rubbing popularity and so on." ”"Oh?
So, as far as you know, who else among the masked people knows my true identity?
”Little cousin, this should be the sequelae of jumping over the wall, after all, generally speaking, the protagonist on Marvel's side should be a little spider, just like Batman next door.Peter took off his pajama pants and T-shirt, put on a tank top and shorts, and changed into a spider armor, and adjusted the spider silk launcher on his wrist.I don't know if it's a split personality, he obviously became a lot more talkative after putting on the uniform: "As far as I know, there are many people who know your true identity, such as Iron Man and the spy boss of S.H.I.E.L.D., but don't worry, Captain America still doesn't know, we all help you hide it from him, we all want to know if you can lie to him for a century." ”"Hehe, naughty."
Su Ming stood up, patted Spider-Man's shoulder, and strangled the opportunity to sneak away a little bit of Peter's dander and hair, and before Peter noticed, Su Ming asked again: "Are you planning to go out on patrol?"
”Peter felt a chill just now, but he didn't notice anything, maybe it was an illusion.He was still a little ashamed, the death knell patted his shoulder as a gesture of friendliness, and he dodged backwards, which was too rude."
No, my aunt has always been very fond of Santa Claus, and I want to go out and find him and invite him to the house."
Peter scratched his head and said with some embarrassment."
Isn't this a coincidence, Wade and I are also looking for Santa Claus, and the original plan was to squat at your house, but it's not bad to take the initiative."
Su Ming casually turned off the computer, ignoring Peter's spider eyes staring at the screen."
Huh?
Why did you come to my house to stay?
”Peter didn't know why, and he didn't know Santa Claus."
Santa Claus will give gifts to the good boy tonight, and Wade and I agree that you are the best child in New York, so naturally come to your chimney" I remember that the storybook said that after twelve o'clock was his work time, and it was not good for us to take up that time, and I couldn't delay other children from receiving gifts, so I had to find him in advance and ask him to come to the house before going to work and talk to my aunt. ”Peter thought about it for a while, and felt that the plan of the two of them was not comprehensive, and it was better to advance it."
You're really a good boy who thinks about others, so what are you going to do?"
Su Ming stopped in mid-air and turned to look at the little spider, at this time Peter stood straight, and his whole body was full of Guangweizheng's aura, not at all like his usual D silk."
I'm going to go to S.H.I.E.L.D. to check the information, after all, I'm also a supernumerary member of the Avengers, and the black charcoal head is okay with me."
Peter said his plan, if he wants to find someone, it must be a secret service like S.H.I.E.L.D. that is more professional."
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His intelligence network of satellites and AI is also very good. ”Su Ming made a suggestion.I saw that Spider-Man's whole person seemed to be melting, and the light reflected by the light on the armor was dimmed: "I can't find Mr.
Stark, he is beating my aunt's idea, if it wasn't for the hurry, I wouldn't even want to wear the armor he gave me, and wearing it would feel like I owe him something, but I really don't want any step-uncle"