Deadpool and Spider-Man came back together, and just as Su Ming expected, Santa Claus hid the reindeer and his wife together.When Peter left Iron Man's relationship, and after a long time, he found them on the edge of the Antarctic wilderness, just in time to see that Deadpool and Santa Granny had already reconciled, and the reindeer were grazing not far away.I don't know if it's an illusion, Peter thinks that there is something wrong with Granny Santa's eyes looking at Deadpool, is that the legendary shyness?
Peter retched and almost threw up his dinner, and while he'd seen a lot of disgusting things Deadpool do, it was still too much.He had never imagined what it would be like for an old woman in her seventies or eighties to look at Deadpool with affectionate eyes, but now he saw it.Deadpool made a long swing, and the two of them were sitting and swinging together, looking at each other affectionately from time to time, barbell-like laughter echoing around him, and Peter felt like his retinas and eardrums were going to burn through.But the good thing is that Wade is just waiting for him so he is here to pass the time, and as for betraying the hue to bring Santa Granny back, that's just business.So after meeting Spider-Man, the three of them returned to the North Pole in a reindeer sleigh.It's just that Peter is on pins and needles along the way, because Granny Santa looks at him with a look full of resentment, as if she blames him for disturbing her and Deadpool's world.Under the sleigh, even if it was a few short steps, the old grandmother had to put her arm around Deadpool, very close.And the little spider, as always, was overlooked."
Xiaoli, do you think I'm a good boy?"
As if he hadn't noticed anything, Deadpool asked softly as he let the old woman take his arm around him.Granny Christmas blushed a little, and her wrinkled face rippled: "Okay, okay." ”"Will I receive a satisfactory Christmas present?"
Deadpool asked, put his arm around Grandma's shoulders, and pushed open the door to the Christmas hut."
I'll give you whatever you want."
Granny Santa replied yearningly, as if her whole body was floating in the air, her steps were light, and she completely ignored her environment.Not far behind him, Peter saw the sweet interaction between the two, and couldn't help but roll his eyes and stick out his tongue, he finally realized that his willpower was not as strong as he imagined.Not to mention the two people in the room, Su Ming took a deep breath before using willpower to suppress the nausea.And Xiao Sheng is cloth bag in his hand has fallen off, and he feels a little green on his head, just like the parasitism hanging on the wall."
What have you all done?"
He stretched out his fingers and questioned Wade in a trembling voice, the expression on his face even more like constipation.Hearing his words, Granny Christmas came to her senses, let go of Deadpool's arm like a telecut, and covered her face with an apron: "No, we didn't do anything, just praise him for being a good boy." ”Santa Claus turned his gaze to Spider-Man, and Peter nodded helplessly, fortunately he was fast enough, if he arrived later, I was afraid that something would happen.Seeing that Peter, an honest child, confirmed his wife's words, Xiao Sheng also breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Just when you came back, the old woman came to help me dig up the gifts from the cellar, clean up and go to work." ”Santa and Santa Claus walk in the direction of the kitchen, and she also sneaks her head away, shows a toothless smile, and gestures with her hand to Deadpool to make a phone call.Deadpool raised a hand, opened and closed his five fingers like ducks opening and closing a few times, and when he saw the two of them enter the cellar, he relaxed, sat on the arm of the sofa and bent down to pick up a bottle of wine and drank it."
It's horrible, I'm not looking forward to Christmas at all, but Granny Christmas promised me a satisfying gift, do you think she'll kill me?"
He asked his cousin with some concern, what he liked was beautiful women, and the old lady was not in the garrison, but Granny Christmas was too active, and he could only sacrifice his broad shoulders for the sake of business.Peter looked at Deadpool with dead fish eyes: "Thank you, I'm not interested in Christmas now, fairy tales are all lies." ”Wade didn't seem to notice that Peter was talking back, he just waved his hand: "No thanks, the relationship between the two of us can't be described in words, I still have a good idea, isn't that guy in the tin can pestering your aunt?"
You go back and introduce Granny Santa to him, and we will all be quiet. ”Peter's eyes lit up, but he quickly got tangled up again, wouldn't it be too dark to do so?
It seems that two villains have emerged from the bottom of their hearts and started to fight fiercely, and the scales under their feet are also shaking.Su Ming clapped his hands and motioned for the two of them to focus on the task: "I eliminated a group of vampires just now, and now things are like this" He put his guesses and judgments and introduced them clearly to the two in concise language in a short period of time, and then assigned them new tasks respectively, so that they could do things and think about them on the road if they had problems."
What about you?
Cousin, we're going to do things and you're going to sleep here?
Also, why are you fiddling with your own godkiller?
”Deadpool keenly pointed out what Death Knell was doing, and the white-gold weapon on his cousin's legs was fixed on the appearance of a drum corn thresher."
Why do you ask this, go and do things, and when you're done, I'll give you a Christmas present, the kind you want, you know."
Su Ming Wade winked."
Is it a check for a few million dollars?
Wait, in fact, the equivalent of gold can also be used. ”Deadpool immediately fantasized about it.Su Ming stabbed him with a weapon: "Go and do something, if the matter is broken, you don't want to get anything from me." ”Deadpool lifted his mask and spat on the ground, revealing a confident smile: "Don't worry, my good cousin, a few vampires are as easy to handle as cockroaches in the toilet bowl for me, I'll pull on them and press the flush button, and you'll sit tight here and wait for the good news."
By the way, Peter, check the satellite phone, don't let my money slip away. ”Seeing Peter being dragged out of the hut, Su Ming put away the Godslayer, walked to the back of the house, and placed the evil engine he had gotten from Azeroth on the ground.The large, heavy equipment had crushed a large chunk of snow down the snow as it had been removed, spewing green evil light from the surrounding breaches.Su Ming circled the machine twice, sometimes lying on his stomach, sometimes squatting down, and carefully inspecting it.Because I don't have any knowledge about this kind of thing in my brain, I have to find out everything, and the information that can be known so far is that the evil energy engine is powered by the soul, and it is still running, it must be because there is an energy supply, that is, there are soul stones in the machine.As for whether it is internal combustion or other ways to work, it doesn't matter, Su Ming just wants to use his little cousin to try the effect of the soul stone.Wade wants to die, wants to play with death, maybe the soul stone can fulfill his wish.Finding someone to help extract his soul, store it in the soul stone, and then give the soul stone to death, this is a way that Su Ming came up with to keep Wade in a half-dead state, so that he can meet with death.Of course, there is no drama in what you want to do, at most you just chat and have a good time.And Su Ming is not without benefits, you can take this opportunity to observe the guinea pig, which is more convenient for the research of the evil energy engine in the future, if the evil energy engine can really drive the development of the aerospace industry, then Su Ming and the hell demon kings need to talk about the conditions.Pumping souls, there are two people Su Ming who are the best at this, one is the Black Queen Selene, her black magic specializes in souls.The other is Hela, the goddess of the underworld, who only needs to touch a living person to drag out the souls of others through the divine power bestowed by the World Tree.Either of them can do it, they don't have to take the path of any demonic trade, and Su Ming is sure that he will restrain them even after decades.After thinking about it, Su Ming still decided to go to Hela, on the one hand, to smoke the soul of his little cousin, and on the other hand, there were other things to ask, such as Asgard's movements, and what her relatives were busy with.While thinking about it, Su Ming reached out and went deep into the inside of the evil energy engine, and the strange green liquid was squeezed out a lot, even through the armor, he could feel a burning sensation on his soul.Not physically, but just a strange feeling, like he had once felt inside an eclipse.However, this is not the place to study carefully, Su Ming reached out to avoid the still running transmission structure, and carefully groped around several openings of the engine, and finally, he buckled a purple ball, like a very faint pearl.When Wade was motivated, he could basically do what he wanted to do, about half an hour later, and before Santa Claus could set off for a gift, he and Spider-Man had already returned.Deadpool was in tatters, even a knife was broken, and both guns were lost, but by looking at his lewd smile, you knew he had won.Peter was pale, disgusted, and speechless at the sight of the death knell, and did not know what kind of stimulus he had experienced.Although vampires are not human, and Wade has no reason to stop him from killing the vampire Spider-Man, the process is too disgusting to describe."
That's it, I'll cut off all their heads and bring them to the sun, where's my gift?"
Deadpool didn't care how dirty and smelly he was, and sat down on the arm of the couch, leaving a crimson stain on it, and it was hard to tell whose blood it was.Su Ming didn't have the heart to tease him, he directly took out the things in his waist bag and showed him the purple soul stone, this soul stone was very large, almost the same as a basketball, which made Su Ming feel a little déjà vu, he seemed to have found something similar on the living ghost ship, "What is this?"
Could it be that my cousin's Christmas gift to me was Dragon Ball?
But how to use only one?
I can't see how many stars there are!
”Wade picked up the Soul Stone and looked at the fireplace fire, but couldn't figure out what to do with it.Su Ming retrieved the soul stone, shook his head, and shouted into the room, "Have you ever seen a purple dragon ball?
Little Saint, you leave early in a while, and go to his house with Spider-Man, his aunt's Christmas wish is to meet you. ”"Yes, Supreme Mage."
Santa Claus replied very smoothly, "You can go back to New York with me in my sleigh." ”Peter smiled wryly, a few hours ago, he had been full of good longings for Santa Claus, like the other children, but now he was not sure if it was a good thing to let such a bad old man go to his house.Although the dressed Santa Claus is no different from the fairy tale image, he is chubby, with a pointed hat and crescent-shaped glasses, the white beard on his face cannot hide his smile, and the big bulging pockets behind his back are full of sweets and gifts.But Spider-Man always felt that something had changed, that he had lost something precious, and for the first time deeply felt the darkness of the adult world.