How do you find a group of vampires in a dark, vast area with obstructed vision?
The answer is to challenge their bottom line.Strangling can't find the blood clan, and the loss of smell is not a big deal, Su Ming has a way, but the simplest method doesn't need to be a little troublesome.Whatever the blood clan likes, it's good to deliberately spoil what you want.Being a nobleman, coupled with a long lifespan, makes most of the blood clan have a feeling of pride and complacency.Their greatest pride is not their ability to live forever or heal themselves, but their taste in art.Paintings, poems, operas, these things are basically all the daily life of the vampire aristocracy.In this environment, Su Ming couldn't find a painting to tear to show them, and they couldn't see it; If you recite poetry and have a little less emotion, then you can sing.In fact, if he doesn't wear a mask or a voice changer, he can sing well.But after being processed layer by layer by layer of voice changer and loudspeaker, and after the refraction of this abyssal terrain, the song can only be described as a ghost cry, and he also chose to imitate a werewolf to sing a mountain song, mixed with a few wolf howls from time to time, which is even more sharp and harsh for vampires.And now that the plan has succeeded, he deliberately sang ugly, and the other party really couldn't bear it, and immediately responded with classic opera excerpts, as if he wanted to teach himself what it means to sing.But does it work?
Your position is exposed, Su Ming put away the loudspeaker, and let it turn back into a scimitar state, he plans to talk to the vampires about the conditions, if you really want to deal with Dormammu, it's not bad to fool a little durable cannon fodder.These blood clans are here to fight against the underground race, Su Ming was too lazy to meddle with things, but now the situation is different, if you can talk about it, you can talk about it, and if you don't know how to do it, you can kill it.However, just as he was about to fly in the direction of the blood clan, in the darkness not far behind him, a singing voice suddenly sounded, the voice was generous and heroic, and the tone was extremely high, and it was actually a folk song from northern Shaanxi Thirty Lipu Village.A familiar tone, an unfamiliar accent, accompanied by the voice of an electric horn, roared: "Bring up a home!"
Home is famous!
The family lives in Suide!
Thirty Lipu Village" Su Ming, who was about to take off, fell back again, and the single eye under the mask had already narrowed into a slit, don't think about it, hearing it here means that the Divine Spear Bureau is coming.Although Siberia is the territory of the woolly bear, it is sparsely populated, and even if the Celestial Ring Base is directly driven, Leviathan may not be able to detect it immediately.Just go over and see who is coming, you can't just leave it alone and add chaos at the critical moment.The newcomer was still singing happily, as if he was competing with the vampires, and Su Ming followed the song and came over.Before he got too close, he saw a golden light in the black clouds from a dozen meters away, and the familiar shape reassured him a lot.He flew directly over, landed beside the comer, and held down the other party's electric horn a little helplessly: "Lao Zheng, you are not interesting enough, why are you still following me?"
”The person who came was Zheng Xian, the director of the Divine Spear Bureau, who was holding a magic spear in one hand and an electric horn in the other, and was singing happily.It is the kind that Su Ming often saw in the vegetable market in his previous life, and kept telling people the good news that the Jiangnan Leather Factory had closed down.Quickly shook his head, he couldn't think about it, and when he thought about it, he felt that demonic words appear in his mind, which is the pain of having too good a memory.Zheng Xian put down the horn with a smile, turned off the power and said: "What's the matter, brother, don't get me wrong, I'm just here to find out the news of Element Zero, who knows that you threw a piece of land the size of a county out of the earth, why don't I just come to join in the fun, it's all a coincidence." ”Su Ming hugged his arm, and his fingers tapped his arm rhythmically: "There are hundreds of thousands of agents, the director personally goes out to the field, why do you think I don't believe it so much?"
”The director thrust his spear into the ground and leaned in: "Even if you don't believe me, you have some confidence in yourself, do you think you are not good enough to wander around?"
Or do you feel that you can't see people accurately?
”"Well, since you appeared in front of me without concealment, I still have confidence in my fists."
Su Ming took off his mask, took out two cigarettes from his waist bag, and the two lit the fire and began to talk about things.Zheng Xian's expression was a little bitter and hateful, and he looked a little bitter, and he smoked very hard at this time: "I said brother, is it okay for you to breathe directly into the black things around you?"
I have a magic spear to protect me, and it's okay to add some qi training methods, but you don't wear a mask" "It's okay, don't you just want to see the effect of element zero, and you'll know when I turn into a monster and want to destroy the world." ”Su Ming smiled and took a sharp breath and spit out a smoke ring.In fact, it seems that the helmet has been removed, but the skin has been changed to Demon Flesh to increase resistance.The underground race has eaten a lot before, naturally it is not for nothing, it turns out that those monsters have lived here for so many years and have not been assimilated, and they are resistant to dark matter, so it would be good to simulate their flesh and blood composition.Zheng Xian shook his head and sighed, spit a little smoke to the side, and his face was full of sadness: "Alas, I told you the news of Element Zero before, that is, I heard that this kind of thing is very dangerous, and I want you to take a look at it, let's add two to five."
After all, Siberia is quite close to the northeast, I have to take precautions, and it is also the responsibility of Kama Taj to protect the earth, and you also have a part in facing the extinction crisis. ”Su Ming recalled that before he went on vacation to Sochi, Zheng Xian seemed to really say so, but the two and one added five to say it too vaguely, and he thought that he was going to drag himself out to rob."
But what did you mean by his vote in the first place?"
Su Ming touched his beard, he always felt that Zheng Xian didn't mean this at the beginning, it was when he saw the true face and death knell of Ling Su here, so he temporarily changed his hexagram."
Is there one?
Brother, you must be mistaken, don't talk about that, let's study and study what to do next. ”Jung-hyun looked surprised, as if he had never said those words.The abyss is not a good place, and Su Ming doesn't want to have a fight with Zheng Xian here, since he recognizes his mistake.Snuffing out the cigarette, the black and yellow mask rose again: "What we sang with us just now was a group of vampires, and they sang an excerpt from the Queen of Spades, who should have been a native of the woolly bear before his death, and I was about to negotiate a condition with them." ”"Well, vampires are easy to do, this kind of thing is extinct on our side, far worse than zombies.On the other hand, I just feel the danger of Substance Zero, but it seems that you are more familiar with them, can you tell me what it represents?
”Zheng Xian took the last puff of his cigarette, threw the cigarette butt on the ground, and stepped on it to extinguish it."
Matter Zero is the energetic body of a dimensional demon god, which is corrosive and devouring, and if it expands indefinitely, it will be easy to swallow the earth."
Su Ming put his arm around Zheng Xian, and the two walked towards the blood clan together: "Anyway, there are zombies over there?"
The blood-sucking kind?
”"If it's an official answer, then it's definitely not, what demons and monsters, cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods don't exist on our side, it's all feudal superstition."
The cigarette butts that Zheng Xian had stepped on had turned into shreds, and he used his unique power skills to destroy the traces, and at this time, he also hooked Su Ming's neck with his backhand, and the two of them looked like brothers: "But if we want to say it in private, if there are no things to make trouble, brother, what do you think I, the director of the Divine Spear Bureau, am usually busy with?"
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