"Chirp!
Chirp!
”Amid the early morning birdsong, Hankpym slowly woke up with his head covered, his eyes pressed to his head with one hand on his head, his eyes looking at the ceiling like dead fish.The apparition of her dead fiancée never appears again, and it seems that she also recognizes Janet, or rather, she is the one who guides herself to meet Janet.The woman who was now pressing his other arm was real, and he turned his head to see that Janet's snow-white back was revealing a blanket.She still slept deeply, and after the revenge last night, I don't know why she cried so much, Pym had to really take her to buy ice cream, and then the two of them went back to their home together.At first, the two of them did shrink themselves to the size of ants and wasps, licking ice cream together, and the sugar might really heal, and she soon stopped crying.However, after eating enough, there was still a lot of sundae left, and the two didn't know who did it first, so they had a snowball fight.After all, ice cream is not ordinary snow, there is cream and sugar in it, and after playing for a while, both of them are sticky, so what should have happened happened.The two kissed and went to the shower, and then rolled the sheets, Janet seemed to vent her fear or anger, so wild that Pym was scared, and finally both of them seemed to pass out, probably the so-called hi to the break.However, Pym still woke up on time today, because every morning he had to observe and record the ecology of the ants, remembering yesterday's trip in the universe, and thinking of the mysterious death knell and the magician, and now in the state of a sage, Pym quietly thought about how far he was from the first-line superhero.However, it was doomed to be futile, and he couldn't even find anyone who could compare it to Deathbell, and he didn't know who else on Earth could easily take them to a planet hundreds of thousands of light-years away, kill an alien enemy on a planet full of monsters, and return unscathed.So the more he thought about it, the more he had a headache, so he carefully pulled his hand from under Janet's neck, sat up and rubbed his empty stomach, and stopped thinking about those things.In the future, he will also have a partner, or his lover, instead of thinking about things that are not boundary, it is better to think about how to ensure her safety.The withdrawn arm made Janet in the dream frown, turned over, and groped with her little hand on the mattress a few times, but she didn't catch anything.The floor was littered with the uniforms of the two, and there were large traces of melting ice cream on them, which must have been a hassle to clean, and Pym tiptoed to the closet to take out his pajamas, put them on, and opened the bedroom window a little for ventilation.He first went to the garden to see how the ants were doing, made a population record, and then observed the weather to see if it would change today, and then went to the bathroom, shhhhhGollum was shivering with his eyes closed, when he suddenly heard a sound similar to a belly roar, whatever it was, it must be a big guy.He opened his eyes and lifted his pants, then bent down to press the button to flush the water, and it was then that he saw what was making that strange noise, the yellowed water in the toilet bowl was boiling like a boil, and a large number of bubbles and unknown dirt were surging upwards in the opposite direction."
Watts Oh Fa" boom !!
Before Pym could finish his foul mouth, an explosion occurred, and a jet of black-brown water suddenly shot out of the toilet, and in the blink of an eye, Pym became a 'Minion'.Because of the subconscious swearing just now, he accidentally got a lot of dirt into his mouth, and his clever brain immediately realized what he had eaten, which made Pym spit out bile.At this moment, in his home, whether it is the toilet, the sink, the kitchen sink, the bathroom drain and the bathtub, everywhere is now like a fountain constantly spewing out Xiang and the same thing, the water pressure is so great that the water jet hits the ceiling and splashes like a heavenly maiden scattering flowers.The stench and filth almost knocked Pym to the ground, and he managed to hold on to the wall and vomit, scraping the contents of his face with his other hand, as if he were playing pottery, and he had to clear his eyes so that he could see the way out of this hell.All kinds of dirt are still gushing out, and if you don't leave the bathroom quickly, I'm afraid you'll drown!"
Come on, Henry, you can!
Move it!
Don't throw up, restrain your instincts and get moving!
”He let out a beastly roar in his heart, thinking about how to escape from danger, he never thought that humans would be in distress in his bathroom, or the most disgusting way to die, drowning in excrement and domestic wastewater.But he's a superhero after all, and he's a hero even without an Ant-Man uniform.His phantom-tormented mind was tough enough, and he had learned to self-hypnotize himself during the long years he had been tormented by phantoms, allowing himself to ignore his surroundings as much as possible, so he did it now.Pym hints to himself that the liquid spewing out of the toilet is chocolate mayonnaise, and that he is not at home, but at Charlie's chocolate factory.Self-hypnosis worked, and he soon stopped retching, but his body trembled a little."
Very good, now you have to find a way to get out of here, the ground is full of chocolate sauce, it's very slippery, if you fall, you may hit your head against a wall or a hard object, then you will definitely die, for the sake of safety, crawl forward!"
When you think of it, you do it, Pym is struggling with time.He had a little money, and Howard drummed him through several projects and made a lot of money.So his house, bathroom, and bathroom were huge, and he had to rush to the door before mayonnaise filled the entire bathroom, open the door and escape.He immediately prostrate himself in the mayonnaise, and the introductory training of S.H.I.E.L.D. was not in vain, and he began to move forward with a standard army move, layers of chocolate sauce lined up by him, and the floating solids in it kept hitting his cheeks, and he still ignored them."
It's the praline with the big nuts in it, and the smell is fruity, yes!"
He hypnotized himself again, took a deep breath, and the tears flowed out for some reason.How could the chief scientist of S.H.I.E.L.D. die here!
His heart was furious, and his paddling action was even faster, like a catfish in the sludge, and he slipped a few times to reach the bathroom door.He sat up on his knees, mayonnaise already reaching his waist, and he reached out with a trembling hand to grab the doorknob.Just then, however, the door opened.Janet wore a wasp uniform, shrunk herself to the size of a little fairy and flew around the door, looked at him with a very disgusted gaze, covered her nose with her hands, and said angrily."
Hank Pim!
You're so bored!
”“？？？”
Pym, who had just escaped, didn't understand what Janet was talking about, and the slimy stuff kept running down his face, and the strange smell made him want to run for his life.Janet flew a little farther away, and looked at the sewage that kept gushing out of the bathroom, and her face was very ugly: "You want me to experience the risks of being a superhero, and remind me that danger can happen anytime and anywhere, which I understand, but I don't need such a disgusting method!"
”Pym escapes from the bathroom, trying to catch up with Janet to explain, but she is more flexible and doesn't let the Minions get closer.After reaching out a few times to no avail, Pym stood in the curry soup and shouted helplessly, "I don't, it's not an educational activity." ”Janet was still covering her nose, the whole house was stinking, she was so faint that she was about to crash, how could she be in the mood to talk nonsense to Pym?"
Is it because you were so happy that we got up last night that you secretly set off fireworks in the toilet in the morning to celebrate?
Hum!
I'm so upset right now!
I can't wash my face, brush my teeth, and put on makeup, not to mention, I'm still wearing yesterday's dirty clothes!
Do you know what this means for women?!
”"No, I didn't do it, it was the sewer that exploded!
Trust me!
”Pym let out a cuckoo's bloody cry.Janet's little face showed a look of contempt, and her eyes pierced Pym's heart like a sharp sword: "You still don't understand, it doesn't matter how things happened, now you should quickly solve this matter, so that your woman can enjoy a peaceful life, wash her white comfortably, and dress up beautifully, this is what a boyfriend should do!"
”Pym understood, yes, women looking for men to live with is looking for support, and in many areas, the older generation of men have to cut down trees and build houses with their own hands after getting married, not to mention that the whole United States knows that building dog houses and repairing sewers is the responsibility of men.He was wrong not to tell, but to tell Janet to fix it right away.When he understood the spirit of the meeting and was about to make a promise, Janet had already flown away from the window, and waved her little hand to drop a sentence: "The house stinks too much, I'll go out for a ride, you hurry up and work." ”Then she was gone, and the only sound in the air was the humming of wings flapping farther and farther away, and the sound of viscous tide flowing, getting closer and closer, and Pym stood still, and Janet flapped her wings, flying over the courtyard and over the community.She realized that Pym hadn't lied to her, for the streets were worse off than at home, with brown torrents tumbling and roaring on the pavement.What happened at home is just a microcosm of what is happening in New York today, and perhaps no one in the city is spared.The manhole covers all flew in the air, the black-brown water column below swayed against them, and all kinds of filth splashed everywhere, and the few pedestrians fled with their heads on the higher sidewalks, all the stars on their bodies like Dalmatians.Some people go out to walk their dogs in the morning, but now they hold their dogs and struggle to keep their pets from breaking free and eating what they have on the ground.Someone climbed up the tree and shouted for help, hoping that someone would help him down.There are also vehicles that crash into street lamp poles, and drivers escape from the cab, only to kneel on the ground and vomit."
Help!
I'm going to drown in!
”A man ran and shouted, but the filth on the pavement just spilled over his ankles."
Haha!
The end of the world has finally arrived!
You mortals saw it, right?!
”A homeless man held a large card holding a large card that read 'The End of the World is Coming' and danced the classic dance of 'Melody in' on the side of the roadside like crazy."
That's right!
We have been attacked by chemical and biological weapons!
The scene is out of control!
It's not April Fool's Day, Fack!
Does the government raise you stupid pigs and only ask questions?
Fack!
”There is also a grumpy old brother who spits incense next to the police phone on the side of the road, and cordially greets all the relatives from the federal president to the police operator.Janet shuddered at the chaos of the scene, prayed in her heart for the homeless people who lived in the sewers all year round, drew a cross on her chest to wish them rest in peace, and then she quickly raised some heights, she didn't want to get on these things.If it were other superheroes, she might go down to save people or something, but Janet wouldn't, she loves cleanliness and beauty, and has been living a life like a big lady.Dr.
Dean never had to work for her, so she couldn't even cook and wash dishes, and she didn't get her fingers touched by the spring water, and now let her deal with the city's fecal outbreaks?
It's better to kill her.So she just hovered in the air for a while, and finally her eyes lit up and she flew in the direction of the sea.If the whole city is swallowed up in excrement and sewage, then the sea should be fine, and it would be nice to go in the morning to blow the sea breeze and maybe swim and wash your uniform.So the little bee buzzed away and walked so quickly that it didn't even have time to say goodbye.