Why don't these hot-blooded characters listen to people once they burn?
Su Ming sighed a little helplessly, and reached out to pull Sandoz's clothes: "I'm sorry Colonel, that monster is not in our world, and I can't take you to find it." ”The breeze blew over the pool, curling Sandoz's snow-white hair, and his eyes behind his glasses seemed to be affected by the wind, squinting slightly.Putting away his kitchen knife and sharpening stick, he straightened his white suit and black bow tie."
Really?
Looks like you want my exclusive fried chicken recipe?
In this way, let me show you around my factory and assembly line. ”"No" Su Ming is very short of time now, how can he have the time to visit any factory?"
Okay, let's go."
However, when Death Knell was about to refuse, Barry on the side suddenly agreed, he wanted to visit the KFC factory for a long time, and now that the factory has been suspended, going to visit will not delay business.What better opportunity could there be?
He was as impatient as a schoolboy preparing to visit the zoo, and instantly pulled Sandoz and Knell into the bullet time realm, shouldered it and ran directly to the factory gate.When I landed, there was almost no flow of time outside, and it was still that second.Sandoz smiled his trademark smile, still so kind and joyful, and as he pushed open the huge sliding door of the workshop, he said to Barry: "Flash, you are simply naturally suitable for fast food, you are so fast, I like you, do you want to learn to cook with me?"
”Barry hesitated, yes, he really hesitated, he loved all kinds of fast food.Whether it's a burger or a pizza, a hot dog or a tacos, he loves it all.But what he loves most is to be chivalrous and protect the world.So he shook his head with difficulty, raised his head to look at the sky, and replied in a melancholy tone: "Now, it's not time to wait for me to retire, maybe I'll come and buy your secret recipe and open a KCF chain store." ”"Then you have to save money now, and save all the money you usually drink soda."
said that he didn't want to visit the factory, but he was carried over directly, and he was killed.Su Ming poured a basin of cold water on him angrily, is KFC's franchise fee something that a poor bastard like you can think?
Not to mention whether Barry has the money to rent a venue, even the franchise fee of $800,000 in that first-tier city is astronomical for him.If he asks Batman for this money, Batman may not even think about it and will give it to him, but Barry is a very principled person, he will not spend his teammates' money, and has been living a relatively poor life.In fact, if you think about it carefully, Barry is the poorest among the Zhenglian, and he has no family background at all.Bruce has Wayne Group, Diana has Paradise Island, Eagle Girl has dozens of generations of wealth accumulated by herself, Aquaman has Atlantis, Superman has land in Kansas, Cyborg is a rich second generation, Hal has the planet O'A, and Rong En has been the leader of a special government department and has a super high pension, which is enough for him to adopt a large number of orphans.Seems to have forgotten someone?
Anyway, Barry is still working for others in the Star Lab, and from time to time he has to work part-time as a forensic expert in the police department, and he can't go to too expensive places to date his girlfriend.The Flash listened to the words of the death knell, and suddenly rolled his eyes under the weight of life, he wanted to thank Luthor a little, if it weren't for Luthor to trigger the year of the villain, the capitalists ran away, and he now has to pay a large mortgage every month.Barry originally had a house, but his mother died, his father was in prison, and the old house was left unoccupied.He didn't dare to live in that house, every time he passed by the door, it seemed that he could see the scene of her death, and he was afraid that he would not be able to help but want to toss the timeline to save her."
Thank you for reminding me that if I save the world, it means that my loans will have to be repaid again, and maybe I will have to make up for the few months of late fees for those vampires."
Barry sighed, and he suddenly felt as if he had no motivation to save the world.Sandoz smiled, patted Barry on the shoulder, and gave a thumbs up: "Join the KFC chain and start your own business."
In this case, I will show you the fried chicken first, and if you are interested, we will talk about cooperation. ”"But you don't have chickens right now."
Knell hits the nail on the head to point out the shortcomings of this plan."
That's a problem."
Sandoz remembered, yes, there were still no chickens: "Forget it, come in first, and I'll show you how to deal with live chickens and live cows." ”A few people walked into the slaughtering workshop, how to say, even if it is a modern enterprise, raw chicken slaughtering is still a bloody job.At that time, I am afraid that the workers here left in a hurry, and the machines were not cleaned up, and now the workshop is even more in a mess, with an earthy stench everywhere, and blood-stained feathers and turquoise feces can be seen everywhere.That's probably the slaughterhouse of the last days.Barry covered his nose, it didn't smell like a food company at all: "I thought you all bought slaughtered live chickens." ”"It is very important to develop the upstream industry, if you don't want to be controlled by others, then it is best to have your own capital involved in each process from chicken raising, feed, slaughtering and transportation."
Sandoz talks about his business: "I raise my own chickens, slaughter them myself, and then process them, and I can save about 5 cents on each drumstick burger, even if I spend extra wages and energy." ”Su Ming nodded, and said to Barry, who was starry-eyed: "The colonel is right, the fast food industry is actually far inferior to the Internet or finance, it is still pursuing sales volume and cost savings, if you want to do this, you can try to start selling hot dogs on the street first." ”"Knell is right, selling hot dogs is a good place to start."
Colonel Sandoz nodded as well, and the profit margins on the cart selling hot dogs were actually quite high.Barry's head was full of black lines, and he felt that he might not be fit for business: "Let's get down to business, Colonel, what did you want to say when you brought us here?"
”Sandoz motioned for the two to follow him and walked to a large machine.The machine looked a bit like a giant meat grinder, with a large inlet large enough to accommodate vehicles in and out, and another large machine linked to the other end, each more complex than Batman's 'final machine'."
This is the beginning of the killing of chickens, and now it's different from back then, when we needed knives and hot water, and now we only need a button."
Sandoz said, pressing a button on a huge machine next to him, and the terrifying steel monster roared like a tractor, and the water in the middle began to heat up, emitting a trace of white smoke, and he continued, his face full of pride: "Just put the live chicken in, and after a series of treatments, from the end of the workshop, we can get the cleaned chicken." ”"Uh, you mean to grab the Chicken Bull and throw it into this 'destruction machine'?"
Barry's expression was awkward, and he felt that the plan was not very reliable.It's just that Su Ming stared thoughtfully at the feeding port at this time, as if he understood something.The colonel smiled slightly, and told the riddle: "This machine has to deal with tens of thousands of chickens every minute, and you can't drive so many chickens into the feeding port voluntarily at the same time with manpower, not to mention that you also heard that the noise of this machine is a little loud, and the chickens are not very bold, if they are frightened before they die, the meat may become stiff, and the taste will not be good when eating." ”"So?"
Barry asked, rolling his palms and wide-eyed."
That's the first lesson I'm going to teach you, how to kill a chicken perfectly!"
Colonel Sanders' sturdy body suddenly burst out with a powerful momentum, and his white hair stood up like a Super Saiyan, and he suddenly entered the state and burned again!
Speaking of killing, he knows that 10,000 of himself is not comparable to a death knell, but to say killing chickens?
Then he believes that he is the number one in the world!"
Wow!
Colonel, let's get started!
”Barry seemed to be infected, and he couldn't wait to listen to the lecture, and even forgot to cover his nose."
Actually, you don't plan to learn to be a chef, it's useless to talk too much."
Sandoz suddenly retracted his aura, his smile became gentle again, and he held up his black-rimmed glasses: "To put it simply, these high-tech devices use color and light to trick chickens into entering the feeding port by themselves. ”As he spoke, he pointed to the position in the feeding port of the machine, and asked the two of them to change directions, where there was a row of irregularly distributed small red lights, still flashing and flashing.In front of the lamp is a conveyor belt, and the chickens that step on it will involuntarily be transported to the next step, and die in the fastest and most peaceful process."
Is it taking advantage of a weakness in your eyesight?"
Su Ming touched his chin, Colonel Sandoz really has a set.The colonel nodded approvingly, worthy of the most special death knell in the legendary multiverse, and his thinking speed was faster than that of the Flash: "You are right, the chicken and cow monster you said, the upper body is a chicken, and the lower body is a cow, in my opinion, it inherits the biggest shortcomings of both sides." ”In fact, if the chicken bull monster is a bull-headed chicken body, Su Ming will not need to find Sandoz, after all, he himself is good at dealing with minotaurs, and his nose is their weakness.As long as you put on the nose ring and pull it hard, even if the cow has great strength, it is useless, and you can only be obedient.But who usually studies how to deal with a chicken?
Mercenaries are not so idle.Continuing his lesson, Colonel Sanders pointed to the little red lights: "The first weakness of chickens, they are all short-sighted, they have a substance called melatonin in their eyes, and this substance determines their sensitivity to light, and at the same time, although they are not color blind, they have a special reaction mechanism to red, they will unconsciously attack red objects. ”When red and other colored objects appear in the chicken's line of sight, they will attack the red thing first, which is why when the roosters fight with each other, they tend to peck at each other's combs, because they can only see red in their minds at that time.Su Ming understood why Deadpool just jumped out at that time, and before he even had time to talk trash talk, he was pouted and eaten by the chicken monster a few times, just because the color of his uniform was too festive.