"Hey, another good day, huh?"
The Indian driver, Du Pengde, referred to as Adu, was driving his yellow taxi and stopped at the alley not far from Eyre's house.When he saw Deadpool getting into the car, he greeted him with Ah San's curry-flavored enthusiasm."
Whew, I've put the Stinger missile in the trunk, remember reminding me to pick it up when I got out of the car."
Deadpool sat in the co-pilot and held the pony backpack in his arms: "Anyway, there are still your cousin's scraps in the trunk, I just picked up a bone and gave it to you." ”Deadpool doesn't know what he's holding, maybe it's a skull fragment, or maybe it's a hip bone, but hey, he's a mercenary, and he's not a researcher in "Bone Tracking", so it's useless for him to recognize bones.So he handed the bone shards to Adu, who started the car, then rolled down the window and threw the bone shards out of the window with a 'whoosh', turning his head and smiling again."
I'll just say it's a good day."
Deadpool shrugged, watched the bone piece accurately stuck in a pile of shit on the side of the road, and couldn't help but nod: "Well done, my friend, it's definitely a stroke of genius to put my cousin in the trunk and let him die in an accidental car accident." ”Driver Ah San became excited for some reason: "Really?
Do you think my current anti-hero level is just right?
”Deadpool looked at the roof of the car and thought about it, then stretched out his hand and pointed to the photo hanging next to the steering wheel: "Probably, what did the beautiful Geeta say?"
”"She was a little sad to know that Bandu had died, but after I starved her for a few days, she stopped crying and is very good to me now."
Adu replied with a smile on his face, his expression full of happiness."
Not bad."
Deadpool nodded, dug a few times into his underwear, and pulled out a yellowed and wrinkled business card: "I'll take a look, let's go to this place in Queens first, I'll go to the imitation master." ”"Oh, it's another mercenary, I've heard of him."
Adu's head rested on his cushion and looked at the road: "But I haven't heard of you acting with him." ”Wade showed a reminiscing expression under his mask, as if it was really like this: "I have a good relationship with him, but one more person to work means one more person to divide the money, and he is very stingy." ”Adu didn't know if what Deadpool said was true or not, so he listened to it seriously anyway, and he nodded with understanding: "In our taxi driver industry, there is also a convention of carpooling cooperation, one car has two drivers, one runs during the day and the other runs at night, but I don't want to find a night shift driver to cooperate, because it's too troublesome." ”"That's right, your car is so fragrant, it's like the water of the Ganges, I really can't imagine what will happen if something dirty gets into your car."
Deadpool nodded approvingly."
That's right."
Du Pengde stepped on the accelerator hard and drifted over the corner from the gutter: "Sit tight, rd, it'll be there in five minutes." ”The imitation master opened a martial arts gym on the address recorded on that business card.Yes, mercenaries don't have business every day, unlike Deadpool, who stays at home and watches cartoons or series without a task, and waits for death, imitation masters belong to the more enterprising kind.His free time will be used to teach students, collect some tuition fees to subsidize his family, and so on.In the mercenary world, the imitation master Anthony is indeed an outlier.Because the mercenaries come to make money very quickly, most of them spend money quickly, and they have no concept of financial management, let alone business.But Anthony is different, he has no relatives, no wife and children, but his money is missing.Aside from his daily expenses such as updating his gear and setting up a safe house, he has few personal hobbies.No smoking, no drinking, no looking for ladies, and no liking luxury.He used to be one of the instructors of S.H.I.E.L.D., but because of some things, he left S.H.I.E.L.D. and became a mercenary himself.Anthony taught many students, and he mainly taught martial arts, and if Fuqiong taught morality, then he taught sports.Because he has undergone some kind of potion transformation and can completely copy other people's movements with his image-like memory ability, he has mastered almost all the martial arts techniques on the planet, and as long as he has the money, he can give lessons to anyone.Hawkeye, along with many of the Avengers, are students of the Master of Imitation, however, he teaches more villains.His business skills are good, at least better than Wade, but being able to be friends with Deadpool means that he actually has a tease in his heart.When Deadpool finds him, he is teaching a few teenagers boxing on the rooftop and looks like it's still Wing Chun.The young men were all covered in tattoos, with colorful mohican heads, and iron chains around their necks, looking like the miscellaneous soldiers in the Fist of the Big Dipper.Wade drew his twin knives and flipped them in the air: "Police raid!"
What are you doing?
Let's go!
”How could someone who often mingled on the streets not recognize Deadpool's red and black uniform, and the trainees, who still looked fierce, slipped away in a few breaths.Dressed in a white cloak and wearing a white skull mask, the Master of Imitation stood by and watched with his arms crossed, saying nothing."
Your students don't look very good, and they don't have the courage to practice with me.You know what?
Xavier's bald students were eager to try it when they saw me, and Xavier Academy had a two-meter-tall guy with metallic silver balls, and he liked to beat me up the most. ”Deadpool looked dissatisfied, and he put away his twin knives and walked over to the Master of Imitation, his mouth still broken.Anthony didn't hear at all, and he straightened out the sandbags and wooden figures: "What's the matter with coming to me?"
Live?
”His voice changer is almost the same as his cousin's, Deadpool thinks so, Anthony's appearance originally looks like a handsome middle-aged guy with blonde hair and blue eyes, but his voice is like a ghost after being filtered by the mask."
There is indeed a job, and I want to hire you to help me take care of the children."
As he spoke, Deadpool took out the money he earned from his cousin out of his pocket, which was the deposit.What about the money he made before?
It's long gone.No matter how much Vanessa and Wade are true love, the money that should be spent is not a lot of money, and although Deadpool's employment business is doing average, it is no problem to make hundreds of thousands of dollars a year.He didn't update his equipment, he didn't buy any safe houses, and all the money he earned was spent on alcohol and women."
Huh?"
As if he felt that he had misheard, the Master of Imitation raised his hand and pulled out the radio on his helmet, and only after seeing Wade's serious face did he realize what he had just heard."
I refuse."
Although money is a good thing, it also depends on what kind of money, helping Deadpool take care of the children?
This kind of business can't be accepted, otherwise how will it mix with society in the future.Deadpool immediately rolled on the ground, rolled from one side of the roof to the other, and slowly rolled back again, he sat up straight."
Aren't you able to imitate anyone?
Give me an imitation of a babysitter, I'm very sick, and I can only get up if you promise me. ”"Refuse."
There was no expression on the skeletal mask of the imitation master, and he gathered his things and prepared to leave.