After this headless and brainless appearance, Deadpool felt that Thanos's mood was much better than expected.So he got up from the ground, walked up to Thanos very familiarly, and put his arm around him."
Brother" "Who is your brother?"
How dare you be an equal to me!
”Thanos didn't appreciate it at all, and he didn't talk at all, so he directly twisted Deadpool's head off with the Infinity Gauntlet, threw it up and volleyed it, kicking it away.It's just that he used too much force and pulled out part of Wade's esophagus and spine.Deadpool's head took them as two legs and ran back from a distance."
Didn't I mean to be friendly?"
Deadpool's head walked sideways like a crab, unable to move forward head-on as his esophagus and spine moved forward and backward, "We've all slept with the same woman, and we're brothers according to the custom of the earth." ”Deadpool looked serious, he wasn't exactly talking nonsense, after all, time went back tens of thousands of years, and the primitive society during the matriarchal clan period was like that."
Die!"
Thanos shot directly, and the cosmic energy on the glove directly burned Wade into a puddle of white ash.How could he listen to this vulgar bug talk about his goddess?
Deadpool is so shameless and so slutty!
Talking about what your own goddess sounds like is just nonsense!
And that pathetic part of the earth, how can there be such absurd customs?!
Sure enough, we still have to find a way to destroy the garbage star in the universe!
However, perhaps because this is the Garden of Death, Wade's distance to 'run the corpse' is the closest, so almost the next second, the intact Deadpool appears next to Thanos again."
Don't get excited, ex-husband, I've thought about it, maybe you can help me with my current affairs."
Thanos was a little ruthless, but he didn't have too many twists and turns in his mind, and if he was willing to help, Wade didn't mind the conflict between the two before.Purple Sweet Potato glanced at Deadpool, didn't make another move, didn't say anything, just crossed his arms and stared at the place at the exit of the garden.What is the name of the ex-husband's brother?
How does it feel weird?
Thanos didn't bother to pay attention to Deadpool, just can't see him, hoping that he will finish his nonsense quickly and get out of here.Wade knew about Thanos, and while that crumpled purple potato face looked like he was gathering anger at all times, it was actually a tacit acquiescence that he could listen to what Deadpool had to say.So Deadpool told Thanos about Camerita's constant death, and even if he traveled through time, he couldn't change this, hoping that the well-informed big guy could give him some advice.After hearing this, Thanos' expression became complicated, and there was a mockery in his eyes, both mocking Deadpool and mocking himself.The two of them are indeed difficult brothers, and they are both fools who can't see reality clearly.No, he can see it clearly, it's just that he doesn't want to see it."
It's useless, that woman of yours keeps dying, it's the handiwork of death, she doesn't want you to be with that woman, no matter how you toss the timeline, death is always doomed."
After sighing in his heart for a while, Thanos directly told Deadpool the answer.At the same time, he also felt sorry for himself, he did so much for death, but death was never so close to him.Now she is going to eat Deadpool's vinegar and kill the mother of Deadpool's daughter because of a mortal thing.This differential treatment made Thanos disheartened."
No way, no, no, no."
Deadpool's head shook like a rattle: "She's not like that, you lied to me, I'll have to ask her myself." ”"Huh."
Thanos dropped the flower in his hand and turned around and walked towards his ship, where the Obsidian Five was waiting for him: "What's the good of me lying to you?"
Don't think too highly of yourself, bugs, we're all just pawns in the universe. ”That being said, but Thanos will come back tomorrow, trying to get out about death, just like today.He knew this, and so did death.No way, he's too obsessed with her.Wade watched the flowers fall on the white stone floor, quickly turning black and withered, and seeing Thanos getting farther and farther away, he began to consider whether the purple sweet potato's statement was really true.Walking towards the garden, he has never been as well-behaved as Thanos in the face of death, and it is even more common to break into other people's homes.However, after breaking through the garden arch of the miniature space, he was quickly stopped."
She's busy today and doesn't have time to see you."
The red-skinned devil smiled at Deadpool, and although his language was polite, his body completely blocked Deadpool's path.Deadpool tilted his head: "Hey, Lao Mo, are you here to report to Death again?"
How is your son?
”"I mean really, I didn't mean to talk to you, the lords of hell and death are discussing the whereabouts of souls, there were too many people who died suddenly before, some really can't be resurrected, and now there is a serious backlog, you don't want our universe to be destroyed because of indigestion, right?"
Mephisto, the most eloquent of the lords of hell, was elected by the demon lords to deal with Deadpool, and in his opinion, a little mortal housework did not see the meaning of death at all."
I just wanted to ask," Wade scratched his face, still not believing that death was against Camerita.It's completely illogical, what is she trying to do?
It's no good.Mephisto has already begun to cast a spell, it is a hell teleportation spell, and the bright red flames enveloped Deadpool: "The goddess has long spoken first, no matter what you ask today, her answer is only unfamiliar, not understanding, and not knowing." ”With that, the magic was activated, and Mephisto directly threw Deadpool back to Earth, and did a good deed to resurrect Deadpool.Standing in the Sahara Desert, Deadpool was still in the pit of the nuclear explosion, feeling that the radiation was rapidly fueling the growth of cancer cells, but he sat down, grabbed a handful of crystalline sand and played with it.He also on him, planning to build a sandcastle or something.However, the desert is not a beach, and the water is still moving too fast, and the sand is like this fragmented reality, and it can't be gathered at all.Death said that she didn't know, which was obviously a lie, as long as someone died in this universe, there was nothing that death didn't know.Thanos really didn't lie to himself, it seems that women's jealousy is really terrifying sometimes, but what can Deadpool do with death?
There was no way, he couldn't even see her now.And if you don't hurry, maybe your brain will forget about Carmelita at some point.He didn't want to forget, he wanted to save Ellie's mother, at least try to give his daughter a complete home.Is it really the only way to go to my cousin?
But Kama Taj in this era, he doesn't want to go, he thinks about it, the Avengers can't be counted on, the X-Men don't have a role, the Great Lakes Avengers are too weak, and the Hawkeye on the West Coast doesn't want to see him.Brotherhood of mutants?
Hellfire Club?
Restructured Atlas Enterprises?
None of them came in handy.Wade sighed, pulling the black-red gem from his underwear and weighing it in his hand.Now, I'm afraid I can only use the plot plausibility gem, use it to resurrect Camerita, and then take the mother and daughter to eat fast food together.I happily decided that I was so stupid, I should have thought of using this.He teleported back to Phoenix with his belt to the ruins, and after finding the body, he planned to pull her up with the plot gem.The noisy wind blew, with a slightly spicy smell, Wade wanted to shed tears, he was never a tough guy, and his psychological endurance was not as strong as his cousin.The gems didn't work, Camerita's body was still in front of her, and what Wade looked like when he put the pieces together was still the same.Deadpool put the gem to his ear and shook it, and there was a clanging sound from inside, as if someone was shouting, 'Earthquake, go home and collect your clothes!'
’That's the case."
It's not going to break again, is it?!"
Wade decided it was broken, so it really was, and it turned into clear glass again.All wishes come true, everything is so reasonable."
Fack!"
Wade wanted to throw the stone on the ground and smash it, but he was reluctant to take it back.He let out a cuckoo's bloody cry and lamented the injustice of heaven.This stone is too willful, right?
Other people's Infinity Stones are so easy to use, why are your own gems so cheap?
Sure enough, I still have to go to my cousin, it's really sad, this makes the audience see it, don't they feel very useless?
But for the sake of his daughter, he endured it, so let the prejudice come more violently!"
Slade?
At home?
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”It's still snowy outside, and the Kama Taj is in full bloom, and everything seems to have changed.Wade's head slowly poked out from outside the conference room door, looking very obscene.On the highest seat of the head, Knell, who was covered in black and yellow armor, reclined in a chair, holding a giant sword in one hand and supporting his head on the arm of the chair with the other, as if he was dozing."
Haven't you already come in?
Don't shake your wit, come in and talk" As soon as Deadpool's voice fell, his cousin, who he thought was asleep in a meeting, replied again in a metallic voice changer tone.Wade smiled dryly, took stiff steps, and walked into the conference room under the gaze of hundreds of pairs of eyes.The magic of folding the space made the original conference room space more spacious than the auditorium of the United States Congress at this time, and the people here, some of whom he knew, and some of whom he didn't, but there was no doubt that all of them were powerful mages.The dazzling hall is not only lit by the lights, but also by the mages themselves, which is almost the eye of a blind Deadpool."
Well, I'm embarrassed that everyone welcomed me so warmly."
He stood in the middle of the hall, scratching the back of his head, the awkward sight that made him feel like a prisoner on trial."
We're in a meeting to discuss the multiverse, so don't be sentimental."
Su Ming shook his head, he recalled what was going on, but he still had to ask, "What's the matter?"
Let's be short, I'm busy. ”"Well, it's not a big deal, hehe."
Wade rubbed his hands, stared at by so many strangers, he really didn't know how to speak: "Why don't you introduce me to everyone present, let's get acquainted with me and then I?"
”Su Ming put away the giant sword, stood up and spread his arms: "What you see now is the 'Heavenly Dome Council' composed of Kama Taj as the backbone and like-minded people, the most powerful group of mages in the infinite universe. ”