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Chapter 1349: Misfortune Leads to the East


Swallowing Star looked at the humans around him in amazement, looking at this small creature for the first time."

You seem to know a lot of things?"

His heavy voice echoed through the empty bridge, and the gloomy chamber only now showed how much room there was in the darkness to hide it.This human not only knows that he needs life energy, soul energy, cosmic energy, but even knows eternal existence, which is not like such a stupid planet.I always feel that the earth seems to have a little impression, have you been there before?

I can't remember, I'm so hungry.Su Ming patted Swallowing Star's thigh, and the high-tech armor made a dull sound: "Gorou, the person who knows you best is me, I know everything you want, because I'm Yin's mother!"

”There seemed to be a few black lines falling on the head of the Swallowing Star, isn't this the same as not saying?

But forget it, it's a human anyway, and a little secret doesn't hurt."

Where's the food you're talking about?"

The Devourer of Planets pressed a few buttons on his purple throne and called up the star map to prepare to change course, seduced by the fast food that would be available in five minutes, as if he had completely forgotten that there was a Fallen outside.Dead Fisheye's voice became a little weird: "Gorou, our target is in the constellation Andromeda, and the naming method of humans may not be universal enough, but there is a pair of 'eating stars' in this galaxy, and the food is there." ”This has changed from 'you and me' to us, and unconsciously, he seems to stand on the position of swallowing stars, thinking about eating the world.Eclipse binary star (eclisgbarystar), also known as eclipse binary, luminosity binary, eclipse variable star, etc., refers to two stars moving around a common mass center under the action of mutual gravity, orbiting each other and occultating each other.From the planets of the planetary system, the two suns are constantly replacing each other, causing regular, periodic changes in brightness.The light period of binary stars is their orbital period, and the shortest light period is only a few hours, such as the ursa Ursa major, which has a light period of 4 hours and 43 minutes; The longest star is V644 Centauri, with a photodynamic period of up to 65 Earth years.The home planet of the Skrullos Empire, is located in the Andromeda S system, which has a palpatory star system.The alternating cycle of these two stars is a 'Scroll year', which is a few days longer than the Earth year.Star-Swallowing activated the battleship scanner and almost instantly completed the exploration of the entire constellation Andromeda, and the floating projection jumped out to reveal a planet.It was a highly mechanized planet, as if it had undergone planetary urbanization, and it was all metal, shining in the light of two stars.Yes, this is Skrull's home planet, and their technological level is so high that they have even created a cosmic cube 'World Shaper' to transform their home, forcing their old enemies Kree to create supreme intelligence to contend with it.The World Shaper takes the form of a glowing blue Skrull who destroyed two-thirds of the Skrull Empire's colonies in its first trial run.In fact, it is not to blame, the Skrulls created the Cosmic Cube to transform the planets of their empire, to make them more livable, able to support more people, and provide more resources.But the Skrulls, including the shapers themselves, have not yet understood, and other needs are easy to say, except for things like life and soul, which cannot be created out of nothing with their level of power.Therefore, this great transformation plan is equivalent to destroying the 75 colonies in the Skrull territory, and transferring all the resources above to the remaining 25 colonies.The population can't help it, dead is dead.This time, Skruld almost didn't return to the primitive society, because even the lucky ones living on planet 25 had to face the problem of 'resources from heaven'.Trillions of tons of various metals, thousands of times the size of the original planet, have all been suddenly 'transformed' to the surviving planets.Earthquakes, volcanoes, tsunamis, mutated creatures, and more followed, and the Skrulls played for centuries to survive, and the population plummeted by 90.Even the increase in the size of the planet, the sudden increase in gravity is not something that ordinary people can bear, let alone the dangers in the last days.The Skrull Empire was almost killed by their own creations, and they wanted to destroy the World Shaper, of course they had to flee, and they still don't know where they are hiding in the universe.The plan was made by the Skrulls, and the shapers just carried out their orders, but it was to blame for the outcrop, and the Skrulls went too far, so it ran away.Fortunately, in those tragic times, the Cree also produced supreme wisdom.Supreme Wisdom secretly seized power and purged plans within the Kree Empire, and was busy with infighting and couldn't spare a hand to deal with Skruw, which was also a turbulent era for Kree.However, after Skruld survived all those years, the better times came, the abundant resources allowed them to complete the transformation of the planets, and the relatively small but extremely rich colony stars also allowed them to not have too many troops to defend, and they could free up more manpower to deal with the Kree.Now Su Ming and Swallowing Star are looking at the modified Scross Star, a semi-natural and half-man-made giant celestial body, one of the wonders of the universe.The projected planet rotates slowly, and various spaceships come and go in the busy airport, even on the dark side of the night, the planet is still brightly lit.The probe hacked into the Skrull network, read their civilization and knowledge, played some small snippets of the life of the Skrulls, and then listed the total amount of energy that the planet can convert and other data in front of the Swallowing Star.With just a glance, Swallowing Star knew that Yin's mother was right, and the various energies useful on this planet were almost ten times that of Earth.If he can not go hungry for three years if he eats the earth, he can last for thirty years if he eats this planet."

But there is a very prosperous civilization on this planet."

Star-Swallowing wasn't very happy, he hesitated a little, he preferred to eat those less 'civilized' intelligent beings than such the capital of the Cosmic Empire.The ship's main engine projected countless screens, and the bridge that was still dark just now suddenly shone brightly, and the large and small screens filled the air like stars, showing the daily life of the Skrulls, their families, their society, how they got along with their compatriots, everything seemed very warm.Little Scrull's eyes hadn't yet opened, and he slept with his mother's hand and muttered childish words, with a warm smile on his mother's face, teaching him to defeat the Cree Skinskins when he grew up.Workers were busy on the mechanical assembly line, watching the war machines step down from above and onto the battlefield to expand the territory, and they were pleased with the fruits of their labor.The old Skrull sat in the beautiful garden and told the young man how he had slaughtered the Cree, with glory and pride on his face.All kinds of emotions and all kinds of existences make Swallowing Star a little undecided.He wanted to ask Silver for his fucking opinion, to find such a nutritious ingredient, this human was already a messenger of his approval.The human, who saw the dead fish's eyes, took out a book out of nowhere, dipped it in saliva and turned a few pages, and read it without warning."

The planet lion's head is made of sixty percent metal and forty percent ocean, plus green onions, ginger, eggs and other ingredients cut into star puree, made into cosmic egg-sized meatballs, which can be steamed or braised, fat but not greasy.Add shrimp and crab roe, cook in a planet extractor, put yellow sprouts or bamboo shoots at the bottom of the pot, sprinkle a little salt, and then simmer them.After making it fat but not greasy, it melts in the mouth, the taste is soft but firm, the soup is wrapped in the filling, and the mellow aroma is overflowing in one bite. ”There was a sound of swallowing saliva from the side, and Swallowing Star gasped and pressed the madness in his heart: "Don't say it, that's it." ”Su Ming put away the blank 'Wordless Heavenly Book', and silently watched as Swallowing Star quickly changed the course of the ship and headed towards Scroth.He put away the strangulation, and the back hand of the arrangement was useless.Yes, the 'booger ball' that popped out before was actually some miniature tentacles of strangulation, connected to the body through filaments that were invisible to the naked eye, if the star swallowing flickered, Su Ming would secretly destroy the ship by strangling.At that point, it's a choice between eating for five minutes or eating for months.But it's a good thing that you don't have a back hand, and there will be three minutes at most, and the crisis on Earth will be temporarily resolved."

Gorou, shall I tell you a joke before eating?

When you're in a good mood, you will feel delicious when you eat. ”In order to distract Devouring Star and not make any mess in these three minutes, Su Ming planned to tell him a joke: "This is a joke that is useful, but it is interesting." ”"Joke?

Is it a means for humans to mobilize the emotions of others through language?

Let's hear it. ”In order to distract himself and not be consumed by hunger, Swallowing Star consciously stepped into the pit.Su Ming sat next to Swallowing Stars, patting his armor like an old acquaintance: "Say that in a forest, a poisonous snake met a forest snake, and the two snakes planned to chat" "Is the snake another intelligent creature on the earth?"

”Swallowing Star suddenly interjected and asked."

It's a figure of speech personification, don't care about the details, you just assume they can speak."

Su Ming rolled his eyes, there were indeed talking snake people under the earth, but now he couldn't let the Swallowing Star know that the earth was actually a 'sandwich cake', he continued: "The poisonous snake said: 'I am poisonous, as long as I bite the prey, I can eat it while waiting for it to die'. ”"Hmm."

Swallowing Star didn't feel anything wrong, poisonous creatures were found all over the universe.The fake silver mother continued: "At this time, the forest snake smiled disdainfully and said, 'You are too troublesome, I just need to entangle the prey, hang it, and eat it immediately', Goro, guess what the viper said next?"

”Swallowing Star sat sullenly on the throne holding his stomach, if he was allowed to choose, of course it would be better to be able to eat immediately, and he could empathize with the hunger."

So Viper threw in the towel?"

He feels that the means are inferior to others, and it is normal to admit that the other party is strong.Su Ming sighed, the test results of Swallowing Star showed that he didn't have much emotional intelligence, if it was his little cousin, he would definitely understand what his cousin was talking about.If everything in this world is so realistic and normal, how can there be jokes?

He sighed in his heart, but he still finished talking about the last burden with a smile on his face: "The poisonous snake said to the forest snake: 'You wrap around its body, you are cheap!

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