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Chapter 1363: Drunken Monkey


"Hiccup~~~~!"

The drunken, hazy-eyed chimpanzee burped, as if trying to squeeze all the acid out of his stomach, and his booming voice echoed through the warmly lit bar."

Yikes!

It's the most disgusting thing I've ever smelled coming out of a living creature. ”The sorceress in black stockings covered her nose, she wanted to give a surprise, but she didn't expect the other party to give her a more flavorful one: "I thought you were working,." ”The orangutan tilted his head, then turned his head to look at his glass, his black-haired hands wandering away from the glass surface as if his gaze were brown waves."

We all have a bad breath, Xiaozha, there are living people, if you know how many people have died here in the past few months, you as the boss will continue to pour alcohol into the throat, and I am a bar owner, alcohol is all I do.""

I thought the Forgotten Bar didn't have any operating costs."

Zatanna's little hand fanned in front of her, and her delicate eyebrows furrowed: "At least I have to pay for the theater." ”"A TV, a phone, internet, running water in one pocket?

You can't imagine how much it costs me. ”Raised his glass and toasted to the sky, well, it's all Jim's work, because he doesn't know how he did it, but a large part of the monthly income is deducted by the bar itself."

You reminded him again, and now he found a reason not to pay the bartender, even if the bartender scraped the charred corpses of her friends off the wooden floor with a nail file."

Tracy at the bar complained viciously that the bar was running badly since the witchfire burned it once, because many of its regulars had been burned to death.Coupled with the chaos in the outside world now, even the magicians are busy protecting themselves, and there is no sound, in addition to cleaning every day, she just watches a person drinking in a daze, talking to herself, she is going crazy."

Are you alright?

Tracy?

”On the other side of her, Diana reached out and touched Tracy's head, as the little girl looked nervous.Tracy rubbed her head against Diana's broad bosom across the bar, her punk-inspired earrings and nose rings colliding with her gold-and-red armor."

No, it's not good at all, my ex-girlfriend said I shouldn't go back to work where my friends died, it would only make me more and more crazy like Hallie, but I have to do something I mean, the earth is like this, I can't let anyone be here, or no one will know if he chokes on drinking one day.""

I understand, you're a good boy."

Diana rubbed her face against the top of her head, as her mother had comforted her when she was a child: "You're always sarcastic, but you're still worried about him, aren't you?"

”"No, I didn't, don't talk nonsense, it can't be."

Tracy pulled her head out of the twin peaks like an electric shock, shook her head frantically, and reached for her arm: "I wish he was dead and let me inherit the bar, yes, I'm plotting this bar." ”"ShhhHolding the wine glass and shrinking back: "You plucked all the hair off my arm, I will deduct your salary!"

”"Humph!

Whatever you want!

I'm going to bleed myself in the basement right now, and I'm going to draw a circle and curse you for losing all your black hair!"

”Tracy dropped the rag in her hand and turned away.He took a sharp breath and turned his head to look at Diana, "Did you see that?"

My bartender was so vicious, she actually started threatening the boss.If I really didn't have a handsome black hair, revealing wrinkled skin, would everyone in Zhenglian still love me?

”Diana really couldn't understand the humor of the orangutan, she put her shield and sword on the bar, there were also the marks that Konstantin had buttoned with his fingernails, she didn't pay attention to whether someone died in the same place, but sat down directly and said: "We are here on behalf of the Dark Justice League this time, and there are some problems in the wizarding world that need your help." ”"I'm an orangutan, a detective, not a wizard."

Raise your glass and drink dry, and then look at the wine cabinet behind the bar: "I can remind you where there is a small puddle in front of you, this is to take advantage of your height, I'm afraid it won't help much." ”At this time, Zatanna walked into the bar, blocking the view, and the orangutan suddenly scratched her head: "What are you doing?"

Don't mess with the bar stuff. ”"Make you a cup of coffee, we've had enough trouble right now, you'd better be sober and don't let us bother with you any more."

Zatana rolled her eyes, she had been working with Diana lately to deal with some magical problems because of the inverted magic.Zhenglian's life is not easy either, Martian Hunter is missing, Cyborg is missing, Batman is missing, Hawkgirl has a nervous breakdown, Superman has recently been mired in internal family problems, and now the pillar of Zhenglian has become Barry She has never seen such an unreliable day.Tracy's double ponytail head popped out of the warehouse: "Add nutmeg, he hates nutmeg in coffee the most." ”Rolling his eyes, he banged on the bar and shouted, "The thing I hate now is you damn child!"

”Diana stretched out her hand and pulled his hairy face, looking at him helplessly, when everyone dealt with the 'Leviathan' incident together a few days ago, it was still fine, why did he seem to become depressed today?

Do orangutans have emotionally unstable days every month?

Diana shook her head, and she began to feel for the mantra lasso on her belt."

Listen, as we speak, the dark monsters of Cersey and Peppertua are devouring the pillars of the world beneath Mount Olympus, and the distance between us and another magical dimension is weaker than ever.The swamp monster and Constantine went to check the Tree of Wonders, but Constantine thought that there might be magic in the collection of the magical kingdom Maia that could strengthen the pillars" The orangutan scratched his temples with his teeth, which sounded a bit serious: "But little Dai, Constantine is a liar" Zatana put the coffee in front of him and forced him to drink it with her eyes: "I agree with this, in addition to being a liar, he is also a scumbag, garbage, offal, shit, ¥,!

”Seeing that Zatanna began to spit fragrant in her mouth, she still obediently picked up the coffee and drank it, he was so bitter that his facial features were deformed, and he slowed down for a long time before saying: "Okay, but you believe him, what do you say?"

I mean, the death knell with the cape. ”The corners of Diana's eyes drooped, and just now she was talking about the crisis facing the world with a righteous face, but at this time she was like a deflated ball."

He hasn't come back yet, or the last time he did, but Barry didn't keep him, and the only change was – Colonel Sanders is now serving french fries and potato balls again."

Pinched his thick lips and adjusted his detective hat again: "Is that so?"

Then I can only refuse you, it seems to me that Konstantin is lying to you, I can't let you fall into the pit, this is not a puddle of water but a pit of fire, he has killed too many people who believe in him. ”