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Chapter 1405: Bats and Clowns


At the same time as Knell's group is meeting, the dark multiverse, the Earth minus 3.In the Metropolis at night, countless violent gangs and men in black gathered in the square to listen to the televised speeches of their great leader.On a giant screen on the side of the Planet TV building, the Speedmaster, dressed in red and blue uniform with a U symbol on his chest, announces his decision to the people with red eyes.The rain pours down, the rancid acid rain makes people can't smell blood, and everything tends to chaos and carnage in this universe.The sky seemed very low, and the electric light passing through the dark clouds made the rain fall quickly, and the crackling sound carried the chill of the autumn night and crashed against everyone."

Lift your head!

Maggots!

Listen to the words of your gods!

”Supermaster clasped his hands in front of his chest, his muscles bulging high, and his strong arms were thicker than ordinary people's thighs: "Look at our skies, destruction has come in the multiverse, and now, only by proving the value of our existence to the goddess of creation can we embrace the future!"

”Speedmaster paused briefly, and his face with a cruel smile was displayed on the large and small screens in the city.There was a small discussion in the streets, but more people were just waiting quietly with all kinds of weapons in their hands.It was like giving everyone time to look at the sky before Speedmaster continued: "Looks like you all know what I'm going to say, then, I declare the killing begins, whether it's killing your family or your friends, when the sun rises tomorrow, only those who have killed enough ten people will be eligible to survive on my earth!"

I will take you to the Goddess and gain endless power!

”As soon as the screen went black, the armed robots on the street immediately began to shoot at the crowd, and the chaos spread in an instant.Everyone is very skilled, because of the human eradication plan, I can't remember how many times it has been staged in this world.The people who live in this world have long since become twisted and crazy under the rule of the criminal syndicate, not just Gotham, but every corner of the earth.Killing others to survive is the rule of this world, if you are creative enough to kill, and have good strength to be favored by the Big Seven, then maybe you will have the honor of meeting the gods of the world.Without further ado, Speedmaster simply announced the start of the tryouts, which is his style as always, and this is the way he reigns.Not only him, but everyone in the criminal syndicate was carrying out their own screening plan, and they wanted to get on the ship of Pepatua, which was the only way they could see to survive at the moment.As long as you are strong enough, you should be able to survive, right?

Then even if it costs nine-tenths of the planet's population, it will be worth it.The sound of gunshots, explosions, and the sound of buildings collapsing, the human screams were faint, not even as loud as the rain crashing on glass.Just off the chaotic street, in the unlit hallway of a dilapidated building, the darkness in the window revealed a pair of pointed ears as the firelight flashed outside."

Hee-hee, crime syndicates are really nostalgic, you know bats?

Superman of our earth, his heart must be so dark, he is deceiving all of us" The figure spoke in a low voice, which was talking to himself: "You should have killed him in the first place, forget it, it's not interesting to kill the stupid big one, this Earth Three reminds me of a joke, do you want to hear it?"

”"No, Earth Negative Three is not the same as Earth Three."

A different sound came from the same mouth, which seemed cold and unforgiving, and he denied the voice that wanted to tell the joke."

Oh?

Don't want to hear it?

But you can't be the master!

I'm going to tell you about it!

”The funny voice let out a low laugh, and he said to himself: "The joke is this, Supermaster thinks that the child in the Super Queen's belly is his, and Zansha thinks that the child is his, but at this time, Johnny Kuike, who went out to buy diapers, smiled slightly, because no one knows how fast he is, hahaha!"

”The other voice did not answer, but fell silent."

Isn't it funny?"

The funny voice was full of disappointment and a little aggrieved, and he thought the bat would like the joke."

It's not funny at all."

Batman replied to the Joker, which is himself.The clown was a little disappointed, but he quickly perked himself up and let out a chuckle: "Sure enough, it's still the same ladder pulling joke I told you before after I broke Barbara's spin, right?"

I think so too, do you think I'll succeed if I copy it again?

”"You don't dare.""

Don't dare?

I?

Yes?

Quack, dear bat, do you know what I like most about you?

That is, no matter when and where, you can always make me laugh" The Joker sent out that the whole person was lying on the ground, and Batman's body was curled up into a shrimp by him, and his two legs kicked in the air, but in the next second, the laughter suddenly stopped, and the voice became eerie: "There is nothing I dare not do!""

If you dare to make any unfavorable move against Zhenglian or my friends, my followers will be activated, and the Legion of Destruction will immediately lock my position and let me die at the hands of Luther, which is not the result you want."

Batman is still calm, since he dares to negotiate with the Joker about sharing a body, then he has a plan.The clown laughed again, and pounded the ground with his fist, and the whole person couldn't breathe, looking at the dark ceiling: "Oh, no!

Please, I'm begging you, please don't make me laugh, hahahahaha!

When you say you have friends, it's really like you're scratching my feet with a feather, recognize the reality, bat!

We are just one kind of human being, and everyone else is just a tool in human form. ”"The only part Batman can control at the moment is his mouth, and more often than not, he chooses to be silent.The feeling of sharing a body with a clown is very awkward, but fortunately he agreed to his own conditions, and in this form of coexistence, the bat's ability to think independently is preserved, and it does not go completely crazy.It's talking to yourself and yourself, and it looks like a split personality.But that's enough, as long as there is this level, Batman has the confidence to defeat the laughing bat, but in the past few days, the Joker has been abusing this body, taking drugs and alcohol, and contracting several infectious diseases.For example, for fun, I deliberately let a mad dog on the side of the road bite it, or for fun, I deliberately touched the high-voltage electricity or something.Feeling the pain brought by his body, the clown always screams with joy.Batman just acquiesced to this, and in exchange, he asked the Joker to take him and start executing the plan.The clown is playing, but it is also true that he wants to kill the heart of the maniacal laugh, so after arranging some things in the main world, he controls this body to come to the minus three of Earth.Whether Pepatua is strong or not, is it very dangerous, whether the universe can be saved or not, these clowns don't care, he just enjoys the quality time with the bats, and seriously, he feels that he should have done it a long time ago.Watching the chaotic slaughter of people on the streets reminded him of the good life of Gotham, the flying bullets and the screams before death, which was his lost youth."

Okay, now that there is a river of blood on the streets, simple killing is not interesting at all, there is no beauty, there is no fun, for the sake of your jokes, where do you want to go next?

How about going for ice cream?

”The clown got up like no one else, and the moonlight shone through the window on his face.The lower half of Batman's face, which had never had any expression, was carrying a huge smile at this time: "Go to Gotham, find the hero." ”"Ah, wise choice, Hero has never been of the same mind as Speedmaster.And it's the best ice cream in Gotham, and now the two of us only have one mouth, and we can save two dollars, quack" The clown was very happy, and decisively raised his hand to shoot the bat hook and went to the rooftop to take the bat plane."

Batman is still silent, although the presence of the Joker has brought him to the brink of madness, but this state is the most suitable state of 'anti-maniacal laughter'.If you want to win, there must be a price, he knows very well.