"Ahem, Deadpool, I didn't say you, you should really take a shower."
The electric light dissipated, Barry put the two Wilson brothers down, and he turned his head to cough and retch, and when carrying Deadpool, he inevitably had close contact with him, and in the bullet time formed by the speed force, the stench on Wade's body was unavoidable: "The same brothers, the same mercenaries, why is the gap in personal hygiene so big?"
”Flash's mouth was fast, and he always thought of what to say, and he complained to Wade while wiping the tears choked by the strong body odor."
He's a hateful rich capitalist who not only does maintenance and skin care all the time, but his own company also produces all kinds of cosmetics."
Wade also acted very excited, and began to accuse his cousin: "What about me?
Poor barehead!
Every day, you have to run for life, sell your physical strength and sweat hard to survive, and you can rest when you are tired and paralyzed, Xiaoshan, you don't understand the suffering of the working people at the bottom!
”The Flash was suddenly overwhelmed by Deadpool's momentum, as if the phantoms of all the great proletarian greats were standing behind the red and black mercenaries, what he said seemed to be very reasonable, this was really the voice of the working people at the bottom."
I'm sorry about that, I'll send you some antiperspirant when I return to the main dimension, it's the brand I usually use, lemon-scented type, it's convenient and time-saving to use, as long as I wipe it on every time" Barry really believed it, he apologized very sincerely, and he had to take out his own things to share with Wade.However, Su Ming knocked Deadpool into the lake not far away with a punch, taking his place next to Barry: "Don't believe him, he is rotting and deteriorating all the time because of cancer all over his body, this is for you, mint ointment, smeared on the nose Flash took the small iron box and rubbed a thick layer under his nose, just like when the forensic doctor examined the carrion, but he also looked at Deadpool who began to perform synchronized swimming in the water with sympathetic eyes."
He sighed, the smell of peppermint cleared his mind much more, and he whispered to the death knell, "Cancer cells spread?
Ulcers all over the body?
Isn't that even more pitiful?
He's seriously ill and he's so optimistic, I shouldn't have said anything about him, you should also help your brother more. ”McGeeken, who was on the side, walked out of the burning portal by herself, and let out a sneer when she heard Barry's words, she could see the color of Deadpool's soul, which was definitely a fallen soul that any demon king would be tempted by.The Seven Deadly Sins are all occupied except for arrogance, and the soul is red and black, this is not a good person.Su Ming shook his head speechlessly, put his arm on Barry's shoulder in accordance with gravity, and walked towards the lake with him: "When you find out that he is a slut who is cheaper than Konstantin, you won't think so."
Wade is not like me, brain cancer has overactive his mind, and if you get too close to him, he may sneak into your house in the middle of the night, sleep between you and your girlfriend, and pretend to be your gay guy when Patty wakes up and questions him. ”"Uh, will he?"
Barry was scared, it sounded crazy, except for Batman, no one in the Justice League likes to be too close to crazy people.Although Patty knows Barry's secret identity, Barry can't let his comrades sleep between him and his girlfriend."
Only you can't think of it, you can't do it without him."
Su Ming looked at Wade, who was still 'swimming' on the lawn with his eyes closed after being thrown out of the lake by Vivian, and replied to Barry seriously: "I just proposed one possibility, and more possibilities are hidden in his stewed mind, even I can't predict his thoughts, in many ways, he is the one who restrains me." ”Barry shrugged, he didn't quite understand what Su Ming meant, but he still showed his trademark smile: "Yes, each of us is actually restrained by our own relatives and friends, this is human nature, I quite like this, do you know what I was thinking when I was lost in the speed force?""
I know you've been lost in the Speed Force for 23 years, and before the Flashpoint incident, you were thinking about your wife at the time, Iris, and using her as a 'lightning rod' to make you come back. ”Su Ming smiled and patted Flash on the shoulder and lowered his voice: "But now your girlfriend is Patty, and at the same time you still want Iris and Jessica, and even Mina Dawan, admit it, Barry, adults choose everything, this is also human nature." ”Death Knell put one hand around Barry, and the empty hand was still slowly clenching into a fist in front of him, clenching as if it were grasping fate's throat.Barry covered his face, Su Ming couldn't get over this issue, not only always had to take it out, but also tempted him to make mistakes from time to time: "No, I can't do that, that's not right." ”"Actually, I also know that you once dated Zatanna, and when we were together just now, didn't you notice that she didn't say that she didn't communicate with Jessica, and the two of them even deliberately staggered their eyes?
How difficult it is for you to make it difficult for them to get along with each other, why don't you just want them all" The demonic whisper of temptation sounded again, like a feather scratching Barry's brain, and he shivered."
Bigamy is illegal, and it's enough to have a girlfriend."
Barry quickly interrupted, he had dated more people, that didn't mean anything, finding a partner was a process of constant trying.But he still swallowed a mouthful of saliva, because his brain was now really running in the direction that the death knell induced.Su Ming gave advice and patted Barry on the back with a smile: "It's just a violation of American law, you can ask Batman to get you an Iranian or Afghan nationality, and then you can marry four equal wives."
If that's not enough, let him change your Cameroonian nationality for you, and there will be no cap on the number of wives you can marry. ”"Cameroon" Barry was in a trance."
Oh, human beings, always overestimate the usefulness of a contract."
McGeeken walked on the other side of the death knell and shook his head disdainfully: "What laws and rules are nothing more than shackles imposed by the strong on the weak, since you have extraordinary abilities, you should not care about those for a long time." ”"It's true that you and I are both the type not to get married, because of longevity and strength, and we don't like to follow other people's rules."
Su Ming nodded at the wheat: "But the Flash is a good person, and for humans, that piece of paper can be regarded as some kind of responsible performance." ”"Psychological comfort?"
Maggie Ken pondered for a moment: "Even if you know it's useless, you have to lie to yourself." ”"It's pretty much the same, but it's good for the Flash to marry more wives to reproduce, think about it, his children and grandchildren will inherit the speed power, and he can also return to this era from the distant future to help us.If he marries ten wives now, their children will each find dozens of wives, and they will be passed down from generation to generation, and their children and grandchildren will have infinite scarcity.Then in the next second, our side will have an additional future army of God Speed Force users out of thin air, what Perpetua?
What Ultimate Inquisitor?
It's just Erle. ”Satan looked at the death knell with appreciation, I see, no wonder he has always been so enthusiastic about Barry's marriage, and he wants to incite him to open a harem, it turns out that this is the idea.Even she didn't think of this at first, she couldn't go to the 'past' to deal with the Legion of Destruction, that would allow the future to be 'now'."
Yes, Death Knell, you're good, it's a shame not to be a demon."
Maizi licked her lips, her snake-like forked tongue looking moist."
If you win the prize, it's just average, it's for our universe."
Su Ming smiled modestly and waved his hand disapprovingly.However, at this time, Barry looked desperate and made a sarmot screaming expression and screamed, "You actually plan to breed me like a laboratory rabbit, it's too dark!"
”Wade didn't know when he swam over in the grass, jumped up at Barry's feet, and reached out to hook Barry's neck: "Xiao Shan, look at the problem more optimistically, think more about the refreshment in the process, offspring are just a by-product of enjoyment."
This thing is like a loan, first spend the money to enjoy, and then run away when the repayment period is approaching, who can catch you?
”Barry was resting on his shoulders with two strong arms, as if he was under the weight of a thousand gold, and his eyes had turned into the shape of a dead fish: "The unique concept of the three of you is really incompatible, I have to go over there and be quiet." ”He pointed to a corner of the garden where there were only a few butterflies."
Go ahead, but Mina Dawan is lost in the Speed Force, I have a way to get her back, you think about it."
Su Ming took out the conditions.Barry paused, glanced at Deathknell with grief, and ran away wiping away from his tears.