And where the girl couldn't see, in the headmaster's office, Deathstroke was talking to Dumbledore.The old headmaster drank honey water and ate a pile of cockroaches, and his eyes cast from the crescent-shaped glasses to the other side of the desk, while the phoenix named Fox stood on the shelf behind him, looking a little wilted at this time."
I told you to come to talk, and Hagrid complained to me that you slaughtered magical beasts in the Forbidden Forest."
Lao Deng said this, but his mouth was still eating, and his voice was very muffled.Su Ming shook his head, he sat on the sofa on the other side of the desk and smoked, looking unusually calm: "Believe it or not, it was the spiders who did it first, they wanted to eat my students, so I had to let the students eat them." ”Dumbledore tilted his head, probably not understanding the meme, his long white hair looked messy under the wizard's hat: "But Hagrid treats spiders as his pets, and he says they never hurt anyone." ”"It's really a pet that should be kept in a glass jar at home, not allowed to encroach on the school's land, and the Forbidden Forest belongs to Hogwarts.He's just a janitor and a forest ranger, and it's not up to him to decide what to put in the forest.If he can raise spiders today and dragons tomorrow, the Ministry of Magic will come and take him away and send him to Azkaban to be locked up the day after tomorrow.You and I both know that he did it. ”Lao Deng nodded and pushed the plate containing jelly beans on the table: "So he sued that you killed his pet, and you reported him for embezzling school property, why don't you each take a step back?"
How about that?
”"Of course, but headmaster, you also know the threat of giant spiders to students, right?
Anyone who accidentally sets foot on their territory will be dragged into the nest and eaten, that is the nature of that creature, and if the school board knows about it, they will also wonder if their children are safe in school. ”Su Ming tasted a jelly bean, which was mint-flavored and tasted like toothpaste."
I know" Dumbledore nodded, he also ate a multi-flavored bean, but his brows furrowed: "I don't like multi-flavored beans, but someone gave me this, it's a boogie smell, it's really salty, cough but many potions need the venom of giant spiders, if some spiders automatically 'grow' in the forest of your own house, you can greatly reduce the cost of procurement in this area, and you can also bypass the 1946 ban on 'prohibiting the breeding of magical beasts for experimental materials', and the school directors are also willing to save some money." ”"Newt Scamander suggested a ban from the British Ministry of Magic, he is also quite famous in the United States, and people say that he was the first wizard to catch Grindelwald."
Su Ming took out a gold bar from his belt and put it on the table with a snap: "His idea is good, but the decree is mainly aimed at the popular hybrid magical beast trend back then.Well, I'll give Hagrid some compensation, and next time I'll take the students to the borderlands, seriously, there are too many giant spiders in the Forbidden Forest, there are some problems with biodiversity, and there are too few types of ingredients for me to teach. ”Lao Deng didn't refuse, but he didn't accept it either, he just glanced at the gold bar and stopped paying attention, as if he didn't react when he heard the death knell say that he was going to teach outside the school.Perhaps the mention of Grindelwald reminded the headmaster of his lover in another high-class prison, 'Newmondard', and felt a little sad."
Well, I'll tell Hagrid.The next thing is Bane the centaur who complained to me that you hit over thirty centaurs in their tribe, and his exact words were 'everyone feels like brains are coming out of their ears', do you have any explanation for that?
”Deathstroke cocked Erlang's legs, leaned back tactically towards the back of the chair, and pinched his ears with his fingers: "He lied, the ear canal does not directly connect to the cranial cavity, and everyone who makes mummies knows that if you want to pull out people's brains, it is the right way to put an iron hook from the nostrils."
Bane the centaur hates humans, and perhaps you should ask Ferencze to know that I was only in close contact with the centaurs for a while, and no one was hurt. ”"Hmm" The old mage took a breath, picked up the cup and drank honey and lemonade to rinse his mouth, and the matter was over.Then there were some miscellaneous complaints, such as the fish-man in the Black Lake who said that someone was flying around on the surface of the water and affecting their egg laying, and Madam Pomfrey in the infirmary received several cases of eating raw spiders and stinging their tongues today, and someone was scratched by a wild wolf on the buttocks, etc.It's all trivial, Dumbledore just said it casually, and he seemed to believe the explanation given by Su Ming, and finally he asked the key topic: "Why do you give Potter different physical education lessons?"
”Yes, if Hermione's lessons were disgusting but funny, Gryffindor and Slytherin's physical education lessons in the second period of the morning were completely different.In addition to running around the Black Lake, they only learned a set of weird gymnastics called 'The Times is Calling'?
Dumbledore didn't understand why.The principal arranged all the physical education classes for the first grade on Monday morning, just to see what physical education was, but the two classes of the same age were different, and he was confused."
They're so energetic."
Professor Wilson replied, "It's my rule to teach according to your aptitude, don't you see that Draco doesn't even have the strength to quarrel with Harry after class?"
”Even without Hermione, Neville filled the empty space of the trio, and Malfoy deliberately mocked Ron again for an unhappy first meeting on the Hogwarts Express.He also advised, 'Potter, you'd better keep your eyes peeled and don't associate with depraved wizards, the Weasleys are a pure-blooded disgrace and breed like pheasants.' ’He was still fanning his arms and cooing as if a hen was laying eggs, while his two hens laughed.If it weren't for the timely return of Professor Wilson, who claimed to be 'lost in life', Ron would have almost gotten into a fight with Draco.But this was not good news, although the red-haired boy escaped the beating of the two strong henchmen, but was deducted five points by the professor for showing his intention to do it first, and this was only the second class of the new semester.Slytherin didn't deduct a point, and Draco sneered at the Harry trio on the other side of the crowd, thinking it was a gift from the train for the start of school.Of course, he was also wrong.For the next 80 minutes, the professor spent 20 minutes teaching them an inexplicable set of gymnastics, and the remaining hour was spent running.The professor didn't know where to catch a few wild wolves and chased them behind the crowd, but no one dared not run, for fear of being bitten by the wolves.After class, the students of the two colleges supported each other and left, and it is estimated that they will collapse when they return to the dormitory, and even if there is a tough guy who can insist on going to the cafeteria to eat, I am afraid that he will fall asleep in the middle of eating.Hearing Su Ming's words, Dumbledore showed a strange expression, as if he was smiling bitterly.But he can't say that this is wrong, because in this way, the new students of the Lion House and the Snake House will not hate each other, because the physical education teacher is now their common enemy.This made Lao Deng see the 'unity with premises', and gradually fell into thinking, this professor from the United States, the two classes seem to be not only for the students, but also seem to be hinting to himself that something is too uninhibited, and the Americans, alas, are not in any shape at all.