Harry didn't know how to explain to Ron that Muggle funerals weren't like that for the most part.Because after Regulus's burial, Ron was clearly unsatisfied, and he wanted to attend another dancing funeral.Ginny went to talk to her sister, wondering if she had asked Miss Granger the same question, and Harry could see Hermione smiling reluctantly.At this moment, Harry felt that he and geniuses also had something in common, that is, there were many times when it was difficult to argue.The Professor and the strange wizards were clearly led astray by Professor Wilson, who felt that Muggle funerals were like this, and were convinced that they planned to do the same after their own deaths.Once people have formed a fixed perception, it is difficult to change it, and Dumbledore's expression shows that the Headmaster is completely obsessed with carrying the coffin dance at this time!
Although Harry had already recognized Professor Wilson in physical education class that he was definitely a monster, he didn't expect that he would not even let go of other people's funerals, but how could he even feel happy himself?
Even when I returned to the gun shop, my feet kept shaking?
Harry shook his head quickly, shaking the inexplicable thought out of his head, he didn't want to admit that he had even thought about being sent away with such pleasure.But if he died, his good brother and godfather would still cry, right?
He thought of it and asked, "Ron, would you be sad if I died?"
”"Of course, buddy."
Ron was struggling with his teeth for a piece of honey candy, and he said vaguely, "Didn't you notice that we have exactly seven children in our family?"
When the time comes, let Ginny lead the dance in front, and our six brothers will carry the coffin for you.Don't worry, I swear we'll all be smiling, singing and dancing, and no one will see my sadness and reluctance. ”"Thank you."
Harry clutched his head and squeezed a word out between his teeth.The freckled boy didn't notice it, he was still in the energy, the music was still playing in his head, he shook his shoulders and said, "Do you think if you use magic, you can play more tricks with the coffin?"
For example, wouldn't it be nice to use Transfiguration to make the coffin grow hands and feet, and carry you while it has a passionate samba dance on its own?
I've decided to form a coffin carrying team after graduation and fight for the advancement of the funeral cause in the wizarding world for the rest of my life!
”Harry, who was almost speechless, took a deep breath: "It's good if you're happy, but I think I'll be cremated by then, anyway, I'm not religious, and I don't necessarily need to be buried" The red-haired Ron was stunned for a moment, and suddenly knocked his palm with his fist: "Wonderful!
You are such a genius that you can dance as long as the urn is held by one person, so I don't have to worry about manpower!
”Mr.
Potter had an easier time in the days that followed, and he didn't want to go back anytime after leaving the Dursleys.And this time, Dumbledore uncharacteristically became the default, as if he hadn't seen it, and allowed Sirius to open a private room for Harry in the Leaky Cauldron and stay.Now Harry was happy, he could get up every day and pay to eat, and then go to Diagon Alley to have a good time, even if he went to the animal store to see those magical beasts was better than at home to see his cousin's face.What's more, Sirius has already bought a ticket to the Quidditch World Cup final, the Black family has a lot of savings, and the godfather is also a generous person, and the position he bought is said to be very good.Harry also made an appointment with Ron's family, and everyone went to watch the game together.Adults have a lot to do, and his parents have a lot of inheritance for Harry, so during the summer vacation of his third year, the boy who never dies spends a real vacation alone in Diagon Alley.He even became slower than he used to be, spending a lot of time in the ice cream parlor every day.In fact, he was also thinking about it, Ron now has a direction for graduation, after all, he will be in the fourth grade at the beginning of school, and he will graduate in three years, which will be very fast.But what should I do after graduation?
His knowledge of finding a job was limited to Muggle society, and he didn't know how Hogwarts graduates could find a job and submit their resumes to the Ministry of Magic or the store.The most critical problem was that Harry couldn't find his own merits, except that Quidditch was playing well.You can get a good few subjects that you are good at, and the courses that you are not good at will pass, and no matter how you look at it, it is mediocre.Why don't you team up with Ron to carry the coffin?
I have some money that I can use to buy shares, and when the time comes, Ron will dance and play music next to him?
The corners of Harry's mouth twitched again at this thought, and he decided that he would do it unless he was really desperate and starved to death, he still couldn't accept the job of carrying someone else's coffin and dancing.Just then, he noticed that across the alley, a few shops were intersecting the old man standing at the door of Wilson's automatic wand shop, smiling and waving at him.Harry remembered him, this old man was the one he had seen at the underground shooting range earlier, probably a gunsmith or something, right?
Anyway, Mr.
Potter was still very polite, and he was ready to leave after eating the ice cream, but now the old man greeted him, so of course he had to go over and say hello."
Come on, come in and play."
The old man didn't know why, and it always made Harry feel that he was a little enchanting, but when he looked closely, that feeling disappeared again, and people were obviously just enthusiastic."
Hello, sir, I won't go in to play, you still have to do business."
Harry politely refused, he was afraid of the PE teacher.Without saying a word, the old man put his arm around Harry's shoulders and led him into the shop, "What's the business in this place?"
Don't worry, you teach him to be away today, just me and a few clerks looking at the store, do you still want to play with guns?
If the boss is not there, I have the final say, and the main thing in the summer vacation is to be happy, ho ho ho. ”As he spoke, he let out a three-part laugh, and he was really happy.The boy was intrigued, and since the last time he was exposed to firearms, he really liked the sport.Yes, he fully recognized that firearms shooting was also a sport, after all, he knew that it was still an Olympic sport, and it was a bit of a match for the wizarding world.But the old man is right, the most important thing in summer vacation is to be happy, what is not playing?
The old gentleman did what he said, took him to the underground shooting range, and after taking precautions for him, he took out all kinds of hot weapons for Harry to fiddle with.When he picked up any firearm, the old man could tell the truth, and carefully pointed out the essentials of operation.As a wizard, he was far more familiar with Muggle firearms than Harry had expected.The other party may have sensed his doubts and took the initiative to explain: "Don't look at me as a pure-blood wizard, and now I'm a bald old man, but I participated in World War II back then, and I can use Muggle guns and tanks." ”The boy was a little amazed, and the wizarding world was really capable: "I thought only Professor Wilson knew these things." ”"Hehehe, how is that possible?
Muggles have been inventing guns for a long time, but wizards feel that they are completely restrained by the Iron Charm Charm, so they don't care about it at all. ”The old man put a Springfield rifle in Harry's arms and motioned for him to try: "But firearms can be used for assassination, and no one can maintain the Iron Armor Curse 24 hours a day, which means that your headmaster is old-fashioned in his thinking, and he doesn't pay attention to the power of this kind of thing at all." ”"Albus Dumbledore is the greatest wizard of the century!"
Harry protested, whether it was the history of magic or the cards in the Chocolate Frog, it was written like this.The old man was not angry when he was retorted, but he seemed a little happy, but he sighed again, took out a card with a chocolate frog, and handed it to Harry: "You haven't eaten chocolate frogs lately, have you?"
That's in the past, my headmaster and I are old, and it's the age of young people. ”The boy looked down and saw that Miss Granger was smiling reservedly in the frame of the card, and on the back of the card was densely written in small print: 'Hermione Granger, born in 1980, is currently a Goodwill Ambassador of the International Federation of Wizards, personally promoting international exchange programs, representing the British Ministry of Magic in foreign affairs, and making an important contribution to the unity of the international wizarding community.She is also the founder of the new Animagus technique, the inheritor of the intangible cultural heritage of voodoo curses, and the world champion of the wizarding world in hand-to-hand bear fighting.Seventy-two types of magic have been invented or improved, and eight new potions have been developed or discovered.She is the guardian of the Philosopher's Stone, a second-class knight of the Knights of Merlin, an honorary member of the United States Congress of Magic, a lifelong advisor to the French Ministry of Magic, and the Japanese Ministry of Magic, and she is the greatest witch of the 20th century. ’Harry's mouth was open, and the card slipped from his hand